/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: 48 HOURS TO GO EDITION

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FUCK THE PLANES WE MUST FIND CARLOS

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>>139553762

Anons, if the moon controls the tides, doesn't that mean the eclipse had something to do with this?

>>139553818

So it is stuck? Are they draining it out to keep the current level or is that the max reading on the sensor?

>>139553818
is there anyway to increase this?

>>139553831
Are you retarded?

>>139554021
Get a shovel and start digging.

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>>139553762
OH SHIT GUYS

>>139553831
Two high pressure systems had the most to do with this. Eclipse maybe did in a metaphysical sense.

>>139554095
That's not bad, anon.

>>139554095
Can those planes swim?

>>139554095
oh wow Houston is fuckedd

>>139554095
holy FUCK is this reall..?

>>139553956
the output = input right now and its at equilibrium

>>139554021
throw dynamite at the damn

Alright Yanklads? Is this an actual happening then? What's the death toll and projected death toll? Projected overall cost of repair?

Will it get worse or are we at peak happening?

Any information much appreciated

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Carlos you still near the dam? Go dig at it a little.

>>139553816
>oh shit its a hurricane
>better leave before it gets bad
>nah ill stay the nigger mayor told me not to evacuate
>oops im dead lol

>>139554095
big if true

>>139553956
The reservoir is full
Level is constant because it is overspilling
As water comes in it flows right through

>>139554226
its far worse than katrina was
if you're older than 14 you'll understand

>>139554226
Its been happening for the past few days. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Death toll we dont know, hard to count the dead when shits still flooded.

>>139553956
>>139553818
Lindner just said Barker's gage is broken, they've been updating it manually. So I guess Addicks is also broken too.

>>139553816
at least that's one less chevy HHR on the road. fuck those microvans.

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please post anything carlos-related for the dcumentary! I also need the jew ant raft shoop

>>139554226
15 confirmed dead, 15,000+ feared lost. Damages in excess of Europe's GDP.
It hurts just a little bit.

>>139554095
Is there anyone on those planes?

>>139553956
the water is overflowing the north end of the levee

>>139554226
Big load of fake news.

>>139554226
death toll is 15 previous thread projects 777 dead

>>139554226
Cost has been estimated from 40 to 100's of million
Who knows about the death tolls

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>Yfw joel olsteen proceeds to take in all the refugees and turn it into Mein Bible Kampf

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>>139554077

>>139554226
>Is this an actual happening then?
Yes it's been happening since Friday and continues to happen
>What's the death toll and projected death toll?
~20 so far, projected will likely be in the 100's. Search for bodies ahs not begun but FEMA trucks with coffins are en route
>Projected overall cost of repair?
200-350 billion is the current estimate
>Will it get worse or are we at peak happening?
Rivers will not be done cresting until the weekend, more flooding and rain to happen

>>139554226
Probably between 2-4k dead when it's all said and done, if it keeps raining more than that. I'd say it's a happening.

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Most likely top of the sensor. Radar observation at
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29
shows it at 108.89.

>>139554095
Tits or gtfo

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When I went out to save a dog it was up to my knees now I would say its rising high enough to worry
I might have to fucking sleep in my attic shits not looking good for me I knew I was living in a shitty place, but the storm hasn't even made landfall see you fuckers later groves signing out for now hopefully

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>>139554021
>>139554217
>>139554090
what if you started launching amateur rockets in the area laced with silver iodide, or easier to acquire dry ice?

>Cloud seeding is a form of weather modification, a way of changing the amount or type of ... Methodology[edit]. The most common chemicals used for cloud seeding include silver iodide, potassium iodide and dry ice (solid carbon dioxide).

any houston anons want to try it?

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Hey Houston

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

>>139554226
>Will it get worse or are we at peak happening?
it's over

>>139554448
Take to the roof and make a lean-to with tarps and random shit, you do not want to drown in your attic anon.

>>139554367
777 was the nigger death toll you fucking fag

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Are we beating the tornado?

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>>139554095
>not posting the real version

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>>139554339

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>>139554448
Attic or do you mean coffin?

>>139554415
This desu,

>>139554540
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP

>>139554021
>is there anyway to increase this?
yes
>upstream water continues to flow down
>rain storms continue
>upstream levees give way
>turn on garden spigots and fire hydrants adjacent to the reservoir to flood it with city water

Someone post the map of the dam

So how do we meme the dam into bursting?

>>139554565
that is truly brilliant

>>139554533
>implying any white people will die.
fuck off right back at you

Digits save the dam and Carlos

>>139554095
Planes don't have bouancey. Shooped

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>>139554634

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>>139554634

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>>139554634

>>139554521
this. I'm thinking a lot of people have died already this way not realizing HOW MUCH FUCKING WATER is flooding everything. this isn't "up to your grass" anymore, some areas have 20 feet of water.

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>>139553762

How is this guy (pic related)

How is Carlos?

Is float baby ok?

>>139554494
Nigga you dumb
Cloud seeding takes very large quantities

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

DECIDE TO WALK WITH ME

AROUND THE HOUSTON LAKE TONIGHT

I'm in the outskirts of conroe and we just got power/internet/water back on. Seems like it's easy street for me from here on out. Clevelend got FUCKED though. 59 is completely flooded even all the way out here, I won't be going to houston for a few months that's for sure.

>>139554788
OH SHIT !!

>trolling rescue workers

Too fucking far

Jesus fucking Christ you autistic fucking edgelords I hope you get the bullet

Nu/pol/ needs gassed

>>139554232

Fuck you.

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>>139554767
>>139554748
>>139554739

>>139554226
It’s literally been a nothing burger.

No dam collapse.

No tower collapse.

Flash flooding in flood prone areas.

All the white people left.

The only ones being saved are nigs and spics.

And it stopped raining.

It’s officially not happening.

>>139554651
Just put some signs all over it:

DON'T PRIVATE

STEAL PROPERTY

MOMS GONNA FLOAT

Anyone wanna be an hero and crash a truck into the dam? I bet it'd just take one decent-sized hole to bring down the whole thing. I'm surprised a crazy Muslim hasn't done it already.

>>139554565
thanks, anon

>>139554893
anon this is the pandoras box called CHAOS we all opened.

>>139554494
Nope. Just dig a couple feet down from the top and move 100 feet, rinse and repeat until you are washed away. The water will do the rest.

>>139554448
make sure you hve an exit strat, anon. you and doggo must survive to tell your story!

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holy shit guys

>>139554951
It stopped raining for now

>>139554893
these threads have become extremely cancerous
>le plane meme xD

>>139554893
YINS
I
N
S

>>139554951
Cool.

Death toll now above 30.

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Thanks for the (you)s lads. Have an English rose in gratitude

>>139554292
Is it though? So far it doesn't seem anywhere near. Maybe our media just aren't covering it much.

>>139554309
Good point. I need to start watching some US streams

>>139554344
>Damages in excess of Europe's GDP
No. 15 dead doesn't seem many, some of the photos I've seen are a mess though. Is Houston going to be totally fucked or is it just localised in certain areas? I have no idea of the geography of that area.

>>139554361
Rain is a psyop desu

>>139554367
After the 250,000 body count in 2004 (Indonesia) I feel like anything under about 10k is not really a happening

>>139554370
Was expecting hundreds of billions...

>>139554415
I've missed out the first few days, will get on it now. Picking up swollen, wet corpses would be a fucking horrible job. Fair play to the blokes doing that. Wonder if any women will be calling for job equality over that role? Sounds a fair estimate, does that come from federal or state funds?

>>139554430
That's a lot of people. Big if true

>>139554508
Are you worried about (((climate change))) drowning your entire country with a 0.1mm sea rise?

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>>139554898
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
You will never get a chance to anhero this spectacularly ever again

>>139555048
Are those sharks?

>>139553831

>Anons, if the moon controls the tides, doesn't that mean the eclipse had something to do with this?

Do humanity a favor and don't breed.

>>139555048
S.T.O.P.

>>139555034
chads a cuck

>>139554951
Reddit

spacing

gives

(you)

away

Drudge says the rain threat is over, what are you guys still doing in this thread?

>>139555034
Two other black dudes not willing to carry her.

>>139555141
I meant billions

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For (you)

Will the left, the nogs, the spics and the pakis thank the white man for saving them? Or will the media just say storms are a result of institutional racism and continue to push for the race war?

>>139555227
I've always typed like that. How do I stop so I don't appear as to reddit?

t. oldfag.

>>139555048

Planes...why did it have to be planes...

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139555048 (you)

>>139555248
Drudge has never been right about anything.
More rain confirmed.

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>>139555034

>>139554339
Don't spread misinfo

This is not the time for memes

>>139554893
the more chaos we can cause the better, its all fun town from here

>>139555292
Okay yeh that makes sense.

>>139555277
This desu >>139555309

If these threads taught me one thing its to never doubt the power of forced fucking memes

>>139555310
by lurking moar ya stupid shit eating bastard

>>139555049
Rain isn’t coming back.

Hate to break it to you.

The storm is now trending north.

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>>139555304
very nice.

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>>139555361
The 'Los is soon a Ghost

>>139555141
The damage is widespread. The greater Houston area (the city and surrounding suburbs) are flooded, some areas with water up to the second story of buildings. Rockport (on the coast) has been 30-40% destroyed. It will take many years to repair the damage.

The RSBN stream (during the US day, usually starts around noon EST) has been hopping from livestream to livestream, showing people streaming from inside their houses and streaming from their rescue boats. It gives you a good idea of exactly what it looks like on the ground in the Houston area.

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>>139555048

>>139555361
>This is not the time for memes
This rapidly became my favorite meme of this happening.

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>>139553762
That image is spooky

I'm going to scope tomorrow morning when I go into my house.

>>139555555

>>139555589
Irma a cute! CUTE!

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Happening status: NOT

>>139554951
You do understand that even IF the forecasts are wrong and they don't get 10 more inches of rain over the next two days that water runs downhill, the rivers north of Houston...
>Nevermind, you're an idiot

>>139555589
O_o

>>139555607
God damn canadians. YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, ENGLAND.

>>139553762
I'm pretty fucking mad that I saw fucking pepe in that picture

>>139555048
>kiah

>delta

please stop

>>139555437
Nigger it's a hurricane, nobody knows where it's going. Harvey may hang out, shift North, juke back South and decide to JUST FUCK HOUSTON'S SHIT UP

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>>139555737
>Drudge

>>139554893
so fucking stupid
enjoy your felony charge

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>>139553762
>>139555589

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Houston AIDSpocalypse....Cesspools breeding AIDS mosquitoes, GatorAIDS on the loose...Can only wade in water below dick dangle level..

Game over guys....it's game over...

>>139555800
SHIT. TRUE.

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>>139555589
holy fuck you're right this storm is literally kek

>>139555141
>Are you worried about (((climate change))) drowning your entire country with a 0.1mm sea rise?
nah I don't see that happening, and I think climate change is exagerated

>>139555437
see >>139555755

>>139555737
The happenings have only just started in Beaumont/pa/orange

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>>139555342
Drudge reprints headlines.
Drudge posts what other people publish.

>>139554095
FAKE

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>>139555927
oh my god

>>139555589
holy shit its him

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>>139555899
>two convective blobs

Matty had that going on for a while when he was South of Haiti

HAPPENING IN BEAUMONT NOW. HOLY SHIT ITS WINDY

>>139555737
Welp the rain stopped, the water will just magically go away. Heard it here first.

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>>139554095

The Marines are at 24 hour Fitness parking lot in Friendswood, About 12 or 14 amphibs.

>>139555950
>>139555755
>>139555851
There’s not one weather model that says it will go back to Houston.

The storm is dead for Houston. Not for areas east of Houston though.

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>>139555437

I found some traffic cams guys.

https://traffic.houstontranstar.org/cctv/transtar/by_roadway.aspx?mnu=freeway&rd=IH-10_Katy scroll down to the addicks park one.

https://traffic.houstontranstar.org/cctv/transtar/by_roadway.aspx?mnu=freeway&rd=IH-10_East
san jacinto river looking scary af

>friendly reminder of WHY this is happening to Houston, Harris County, TX
https://www.click2houston.com/news/election-results/harris-county-election-results-nov-8-2016
>kek

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>>139554502
Its too late to swim now.

>>139555985
It looks like the rain is over mate

>>139555949
Good answer

>>139555927
Don't forget floating clumps of AIDS fire ants

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Caaarlooss, caaaarlosss go dig at it boi

>>139556014
God can't help TX now......A mass suicide should end it all tho....considering the amount of morons that sheltered in their attics, they might as well swallow a barrel...

>>139556152
i thought it was the abortion megaplex

>>139556157
gOD DAMN MAYNARDPOSTING ON THE NEXT LEVEL THERE, CHAMP!

Kek. Non-Texans that think texas weather can ever be predicted accurately

Seagulls finna eat

https://twitter.com/GadiNBC/status/902654696640405504

>>139556080
>120 hours
>Implying I can wait 5 fucking days

>>139556157
>Maynard memes
I'm loving them

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>>139556120
https://www.defensetech.org/2017/08/29/marine-amphibious-assault-vehicle-hurricane-harvey/?ESRC=todayinmil.sm

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>>139555329

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>>139553762

>>139556107
The /pol/ memes have gone downhill. I think it's naptime.

>>139556134
>There’s not one weather model that says it will go back to Houston.
wrong
>NATIONAL FUCKING WEATHER SERVICE
http://www.trbimg.com/img-59a5a1e2/turbine/la-1504027103-6gbwrq0x6f-snap-image/750/750x422

>>139556273
All that rubbish all over the place, water subsiding?

>>139553762
Looks like that denver airport hell horse

>>139556278
Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of weather nerds

>holy shit an area of low pressure
>holy shit the jet stream might dip
>let's watch every model run from 9 AM to midnight for the next two weeks!

I don't know why it's so addictive but once you start you can't stop.

>>139555927

AIDSPOCALYPSE NOW

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>niggers loot stores and shoot at rescue helicopters
>"why wone da cops help uhss?

>>139555930
Hurakan = mayan storm god, ally of chac aka chach or chech aka kech aka... KEK
>Mayan 2012 LARP turns out to just have been the unleashing of Mayan elemental gods

>>139555927
Wow

>>139556408

Looks like it, paper isn't flying around.

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/BOXt8CzNUxE

>>139556209
Fuck, I sure did. Goddamnit.

https://traffic.houstontranstar.org/cctv/transtar/by_roadway.aspx?mnu=freeway&rd=IH-45_North
cypresswood looks bad

>>139555310
yea its actually nothing new, fuck if people looked at old ass caps or BEFORE GREENTEXT then they would definitely be complete retards but they would feel pain privately. whats amazing is how they get mad over spacing and dont mind the tripfags. fuck nu/pol/ shits nu/4chan/

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Caaaarloooos, think of the memes boi, do it, dig at the dam a little, just a little

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I can't imagine all the loss these people have gone through

>>139556375
Proof that Houston won’t get any rain. The 10” band is way east.

>MOTIVA LARGEST REFINERY IN US (port Arthur)
Announced its slowing production preparing for a shutdown

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>tfw no more spaghetti warehouse

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>>139555737
what if everyone north east in louisiana puts their house fans outside and points them towards texas to blow the rain clouds back that way

>>139553762
Beaumont might be fucked https://twitter.com/AlexJLamers/status/902712295113064448

For those who know geography, are any of the rivers in Beaumont connected with the ones in Houston and can they affect the dams in Houston in any way?

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>anon thinks it's ogre

>>139556636
Sauce https://www.reuters.com/article/us-storm-harvey-motiva-portarthur-idUSKCN1B92LK?il=0

>>139556636
Filled up in anticipation. Tfw gas is $20/gallon

>>139556428
Wake me when it's happening again

>>139555927
>GatorAIDS
i lols
>this is why we don't have to worry, anons
>nature taking care of blue areas of the country

>>139556589
Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

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UHHH GUYS

I SEE A SIMILARITY

>>139554565

It's....beautiful...

/thread, /universe and /everything

Has that chemical place exploded/flooded/happened yet?

>>139556857
holy fug

>>139556857
Aww, they are brothers

>>139556670
I imagine the best nights sleep a man can have occurs atop that cleavage.

>>139556458
Indeed. It's be officially been upgraded to AIDSpocalyspe.

>>139556636
I'm glad I switched to bike commuting years ago, I've saved so much money and gotten health because of it.

Sucks for the rest of y'all though

>>139556648
mama mia

>>139556859
When's the levy gonna break?

>>139556677

LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM

>>139556760
When /hfg/ was just getting started an anon kept saying crude was tanking. I tried to explain multiple times offshore production platforms and rigs were barely effected. But gas prices would go up nationwide because refiners are taking a major hit.

What if we are a simulation and the only reason our masters retain us is amusement at our memes?

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>>139556648

>>139556636
>preparing for a shutdown
just now?
>wtaf?
>why not just wait until AFTER the levees all fail and clean up afterward?
>mayor of houston would give thumbs up

>>139556810
fuckin aye this man gets a blowjob from the next post that ends in 3. fuck ebaums and fuck white people

why is no one ITT concerned about the pipelines?

>>139556982
We lost track of it, they have a new sensor set-up but its unreliable and has not updated yet.

>>139553762
Who has the blood in the water pic from the clinic?

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>>139556904
>>139556919
Harvey also holds a striking similarity with pic related, if the two high intensity areas were closer, the similarity would be even STRONGER

Its a sign. ITS HAPPENING

>>139556428
>Weather autism
It was an exciting week for you lads

>>139557065
This port Arthur, south east Texas not Houston. They are still getting hammered.

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>>139557109
maximum dank

>>139556982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg

>>139556806
>this is why we don't have to worry, anons
>nature taking care of blue areas of the country
Top kek.

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>>139553762

Do we need a Dam-Chan?

>rain threat gone

get ready for the looting

>>139557158
no it isnt

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>>139555391
Some blue check twitter engineer projected 500billion+ in damages.

>water levels expected to peak Saturday
>reports of bridge and overpass collapses
>at least 350 alligators unaccounted for
>potential second hurricane comperable in strength potentially hitting the same area in a week
>water leves expected to take weeks to months to subside in some areas
>reservoir(s) containing 700,000,000+ cubic meters of water in danger that could potentially flood Houston even more
>propane and gas tanks possibly popping off in this scenario
>15 trillion gallons of rain in 3 days

Get comfy, were just getting started

>>139557109
Fantastic stuff, anon

>>139554095
true if big

>>139553762
is it happening yet?

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Sitting here in the DFW area like

>>139556859
Its flooded
Those flood waters are nasty

>>139557235
Dam-Chan's Omorashi Adventure!

"I can't hold it anymore, anon! I can't hold it! Noooo, I'm gonna leak!"

>video of Motiva plant. Largest crude oil refinery in US

https://twitter.com/leahdurain/status/902705836451131394

>>139557187
>my bad
still, south east is worse hit area, why wait for disaster?
i thought they shut refineries and rigs down during hurricanes?

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>>139557244

>>139557300
no it isnt the happening is done

>>139557406
Any word on the oil tanks?

rain + humidity = black & green mold everywhere


There is point of even savaging a house or any furniture because it will be a mold farm.

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>>139557428

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>>139557449
it hasn't even started

the dam will burst

>>139556857
I don't get it. they're both hurricanes

>>139557300
They will peak later tonight
If it doesn't fail at 109.5 its not going to fail

>>139557300
>second hurricane

The fuck??

>>139557187
Port Arthur getting 4-5 inches per hour rain now. Motiva produces 600000 barrels per day. This could be a major happening.

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>come home from work
>see this
Happening OFFICIALLY cancelled

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>>139557580
GET READY FOR 110

>>139557438
All platforms and rigs in Gulf were evacuated last week. Crude went up on speculation but then fell when they were uneffected. Refineries this large can't just flip a switch and shutdown. They have to slow production first and slowly shut down. Shutdowns are costly and it takes a lot to get them up and running again.

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1/3 of houston is underwater right now
1/2 houston without power and or water
The poor areas hit the worst
We all knew the day was coming
The day of the.....

Storm take away, White people are really good around water.

>>139553762
>trump shows up and gives a completely uninspiring speech about his crowd sizes and boy howdy wow that's a lot of water
>meanwhile there's literal fucking white foam waves over a highway 15 miles infuckingland

>>139557610
this is what i'm asking
see >>139557438

>>139557528
prove it

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>>139557569
If you were here during Hurricane Matthew, some people made edits of it in the shape of a pepe, and even someone reported it looked like a skull, it was a thing for like a week.
>>139557257
Yeah-huh, its too uncanny to be a coinkidink

>>139557610
It is video
https://twitter.com/leahdurain/status/902705836451131394

>>139557528
Houston here. The storm is over, only happening left is the looters

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Houston is ogre we should just abandon it and leave it as a testament to why FEMA shouldn't be allowed to manage cities

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>>139557595

>>139556670
Is she really this much of a whore? Ol Donny Fats is quite the cuck.

>>139557784
Fucking hell democrats phone posting is terrible I apologize anons

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SENSORS BACK ONLINE

APPROACHING 109 FEET

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>>139557680
good info
>thanks anon
>patriotic pepe for you

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>>139557784
>Houston is ogre

>>139557677
They're estimating 109.5
rain stop expectedly

>>139557783
Storm is over, but there's still a couple days of happenings.

>>139557810
Way too early to tell that it'll hit Texas, much less enter the gulf.

>got home at 6:30 pm
>completely sunny, everything that was covered has the water on the sides now making roads passable
>lots of lifted trucks with boats going down my street (holzwarth) towards cypress
>2920 to tomball has been clear, probably the driest part of Houston

And now the storm is done. What a ride.

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>>139557810
>the same path slaves ships took

really makes you think

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>>139557065
>mayor of houston
has no regerts.

>>139557873
*stopped unexpectedly
I need sleep

>>139557580
I meant floodwaters will peak as it sheds into the waterways and begins its journey to the ocean.

>>139557921
He was asking about a second hurricane, and the original post said possibility of going there.

>>139557810
Practically 0% chance it will hit Texas.
>Captcha: CRONULLA

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>>139557109
underrated

>>139557852
Also shut downs are dangerous, most refinery injuries occur during shut down maintenance situations.

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what did they mean by this

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>>139556648
D-D-DELETE THIS

>>139553762
>hurricane kek

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>>139556857
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>139557742
Shutdown is not a minor thing, it takes a while to do and costs a lot of money. I have also seen many fires and leaks during the startup after.

>>139558128
YOU UNDERSTAND, ITS HAPPENING MAN

>>139557700
Day of the what lad?

>peroxide plant blows up and poisons everything due to fast floods transporting it into the ground water

HABBENING?

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>>139556857
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>139557754
respect for explaining it and not telling me to kill myself

Addicks breach imminent just readout over scanner

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another one coming

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>>139558174
those arent Mountains, theyre waves!

> Dam breaches, Addicks and Barker probably will be soon - if not already!. I've been trying to get in for 45 minutes so they may have already breached. 290 and I10 west, going to need a lot of help.
> Curfew is still in force, 10PM - 6:30AM

TINA CONFIRMED DAM BREAK HAPPENING

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>>139558177
Come on man. big brother is here.

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>>139557930
This is a Statue's fault.

>>139557235
SO MUCH THIS

Where are all the new chans with their "will come to you, but only if" pictures?

>>139558276
sauce

>>139558141
Prime time for explosions at start up.

>>139558276
Source.

>>139558296
THANK YOU CLIMATE CHANGE

PURGE ALL THE UNCLEAN

Addicks and Barker dam break confirmed incoming or possibly happened by the police chief!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

I'm bringing my truck down there, and only offering to rescue cute girls if I can sniff their floodbutt.

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>>139554226

About tree fiddy

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>>139557929

>walk in house get raped by #harveylootcrew

THE RIDE...IT NEVER ENDS SON

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>>139557113

>>139557300

If it doesn't rain anymore the water is going to start going away pretty quickly. It did the last two floods.

>>139558353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

>>139558303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E

> Addicks and Barker confirmed by police chief to break soon!

>>139558067
still seems like there should be more stringent contingency plans in place for situations that are this bad
even if they only happen every century or whatever, they do/will happen
that being said, i can understand them not wanting to unless absolutely necessary, esp. in light of what you said, which just reinforces how serious this is and is yet to become if they are proceeding three days AFTER landfall

>>139558352
Big Boom

I'm in Houston and things are getting dryer

I heard someone say Harvey is going to hit Houston a second time. Is this true?

>>139556857
praise

ADDICKS AND BARKER BREACHES IMMINENT IF NOT ALREADY!
PER TXSAR SCANNER!

#OurGalTina #AddicksDamBreak #BarkerDamBreak #VERYSOON

>>139558441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ay_iDRAbc

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>>139558296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg

>>139558505
Fake news.

>>139558388
Still raining isn't it?

>>139558352
I remember when I was a teenager, my dad told me if the hydrocracker at mobile oil ever exploded it would be like Hiroshima in Beaumont.

>>139558141
thanks for that
another anon chiming in, too
didn't realize the ins and outs of refineries
see >>139558472

>>139558308
I have no fucking clue what you're talking about

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new, more understandable image for people!

ITS HAPPENING

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139558410
>>139558410
>>139558410
>>139558410

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

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I live southwest of Addicks reservoir. The neighborhoods to the North, East, and South are all flooded. My street is totally dry though, just waiting on this Addicks shit to happen.

How fucked am I?

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Whats the muslim population down there? Does anyone care?

>>139558386
Ayyyo