Cringy Feet Story (Kill Me)

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Fucking kill me

>be me
>be a little weird
>edgy sense of humor
>somewhat antisocial
>hot girl in class with blonde hair, blue eyes
>she's friendly
>thinks I'm funny
>chat and joke around in a group of around 5 people
>somehow fetishes become the topic of the discussion
>i bring up quentin tarantino and how his films are filled with feet footage
>she asks me if i have a foot fetish
>im like hell no
>i ask why she'd think that
>she says it's normal and that lots of people have them
>im like ok, but still, i dont have one
>end of dicsussion
>a few days go by
>we continue to make jokes about foot fetishes
>monday
>she missed class today
>haven't seen her in like 4 days
>texts me asking what she missed in class
>i tell her
>then i ask her why she wasn't in class
>tells me she didn't feel alright
>adds that her feet hurt after running and that she has a blisters
>this reminds me of our previously mentioned conversation
>as a joke, i ask her if "sucking on them would make it feel better"
>she had forgotten all about the foot fetish jokes
>thought i just randomly asked that and that i was serious

Gun, knife, rope, toaster, high building, OD
what method should I use?