White/Mongol aspects in Finnish genetics

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I've always heard the /pol/ meme that Finns aren't white due to an abundant mongoloid admixture. I never quite understood it, and the other night, I had a semi-revelation.
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Mom was blonde Stacy, but dumb as all get out.
"Dad" looked like Dom DeLouise, but was the smartest man I've ever met.
Both "Dad" and I agree it's about a coin flip as to whether or not I'm his.
Anyway, enough of my faggy life story. I was about to try and show someone that Finns were white. I jewgled Finnish girls and noticed they all had the same kind of eye shape that I do. (Pic related)
I don't want to do a 23nme test, but I think I'm of Finnish descent. Am I white or not? If I'm not, am I free to BLEACH as I please with my semi-white genes?
What am I to do with myself and where do I find myself within the white ethnostate?