I'm tired of being villainized and shunned and forced to be the best at everything in order to get past affirmative action quotas. I want to become CEO just for being average at my job. I want to get a full ride to grad school. I want to fuck guilt ridden white chicks. How do I become black /pol? Is melanin transplant surgery a thing? Do I need plastic surgery for my nose/cheeks?
Get gangrene, you'll be black.