WE

>>139538033
>On top of say hundreds of people still dey run from flooding wey tropical storm Harvey cause for di America city of Houston, Texas, one dam where water dey don burst, come overflow full ground. At least nine people na im dem say don die so far, including six members from di same family wey be say flood troway their van, plus another man wey dey like over 60 years old ; im drown as e dey try swim to safe place. Di matter don serious sotay President Donald Trump just land for Texas with im wife to take eye see everything for imself. Governor Greg Abbott, say im want make President Trump understand wetin Texans dey go through, and di kind help wey dem need. Mayor Sylvester Turner say di state don ask for help from di federal government "as soon as possible," to provide cots for baby dem, food and other things to help another 10,000 people wey dey area. Mr Turner say dem no get choice but to ask di Federal Emergency Management Agency to enter di matter, because di main shelter for Texas get space for only 5,000 people. But now e don pass 9,000 people wey dey squeeze inside there. Im say officials go let people know where additional centers dey later today, so dat dem go fit find somewhere chook head put.

After all the books and plays of Europe are destroyed for diversity, this is what all the future writing will sound like.

>>139538276
It's real

I wonder if our money is being used so they can cater to West Africans who don't even live in Britain or if they use advertising to fund their international ventures.

>>139538033
What's more nefarious is that if they just published an English language section devoted to west african topics, the people would learn more English by reading it.

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WUZ

>>139538276

https://www.google.ca/search?q=shakespeare+pidgin

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>>139538033
i cant breathe

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>>139538033
>>139544041

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>>139538033
I abhor the destruction of the English language and watching the English destroy the English language makes me truly sullen.

I would like to die now.

>>139538033
>>139544041
>>139544485
>>139544907
this is the British standard of learn english kek

>>139538033
>Why dem dey
Who do they write this for? Retarded babys?

>>139545642
Niggers.

>>139538033
For the love of God, can't they start english classes and courses for these monkeys?

>>139538033
>BBC
>it's not racist when we do it

>>139538033
wasn't this suggested with the whole "ebonics" concept?

negroes are cancer

>>139538033
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?!

This is what our money goes on, and if we don't pay it we got to jail. Britain is dead

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It's hilarious, but actually trying to read this shit gives me a headache

>>139546334
I need a translator man I have no understanding on how this shit english works

I thought this was a joke at first. what in the literal fuck.

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Give a link to the BBC article on this. I simply can't believe this is the truth, I absolutely cannot. I cannot believe things have gotten this bad, it's beyond comical at this point. It's a sick, sick joke. It cannot be real. Please, for the love of Christ almighty, please tell me it's not real.

>>139546621
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

>>139546621

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

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>>139538033
you dig?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10

BBC IS /OURGUY/?

>What is Pidgin?
>West African Pidgin English was a language of commerce spoken along the coast during the Atlantic slave trade in the late 17th and 18th Centuries.

>>139538033
Is this a joke, guys?
Guise???

>>139546621
I just googled the headline. It's real.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399

Oh G*d, oh my G*d, where did we go wrong? How could things have gotten this bad this quickly? I want out, I can't even laugh at this Ebonics rip off fucking butchering of a language written expressly for subhumans. It's not funny what you people have done.

>>139538033
This reminds me of Little Jacob from GTA IV

Literally Orc Dialect.

>>139538033
newfound respect for the BBC, this is the best troll of the year

IT
IS
FUCKING
REAL

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

April Fools day isn't for several months now

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Tu earther sabakas pensa u betta than beltalowdas caus u da bossman of te agua, sa sa?

Remebber da Cant.

>>139538276

don be hatin muh nigga we be ritin like dis wen we be texten yo gurls.

how is there no liberal outrage over this?

>>139547495
If only it were a troll.

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>it's real
>it's actually 100% unironically real
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

>>139544041
Is Pidgin supposed to come off as passive-aggressive more than satirical?

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>>139538033
omega keks

niggers really talk like this in africa?

>>139538033

this is like the funniest shit ever. hilarious. the african americans in nyc will demand new york times roll out an ebonics edition hopefully

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da whit man makin mes coma euro

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>>139544041
Imagine actually being employed to write this.

>>139548243
yes. still preferable to ours. I'll gladly take wey dem don dey over nigga nigga nigga nigga.

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dey norks don goofed

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>tfw this is not a joke at all

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Can't make this shit up

>>139538033

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

think about all the civilizations in the world. had any of them been propped up by other civilizations by giving them free food, healthcare, education, and other amenities ? Why are we doing this for Africa. Since when have other civilizations done this? it is completely backwards and it's been proven empirically that giving welfare to people doesn't rally help them at all. Just look at all the black communities that accept welfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl-PD2Y6Ma4

this is the mentality of the people who receive welfare

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41015402

>>139538033
I don't know whether to cry, laugh or do both.

>>139548763
>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41015402

>mountain of dirty

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>>139548846

tfw bbc is better than /pol/ at making niggers look stupid

>>139546325
I feel so smug having not paid the moron tax for 8 years.
The BBC is a dead institution on a par with RT right about now - and they have to keep sucking government dick or they'll be put out to pasture.

>>139538033
This seriously makes my heart sink like nothing I have seen in this place.

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My sides dem don gon

>>139538033
Y U DO DIS? LE ME ALON

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682

This is what it sounds like spoken.

>>139549145
don't worry buddy, bbc has been cucked for years, at least this is more transparent cuckery than actual subversive shit

>>139538033
Holy shit, it's real. It literally is English but they butchered it like they do everywhere

>no native language
>can't even speak other developed ones

Why is pol going crazy over pigdin

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Got dam, me redin dem words is good now for me nuw.

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>>139549109
Make it stop, you don gon give headache.

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>>139549325

>>139549304
shut up hawaii

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Worst one so far

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41035571

Dunno who they're doing this for, most of the intended audience can't read anyway

>>139549311
>give latest gist
literary gibs me dat

>>139549304
its nigger talk

/pol/ don need learn di pidgin talk-talk and use eet for say dey words on ere. di antifa no hearknow what we be sey

>>139549109
>we dey try escape di fight-fight

Christ, this is just caveman-tier.

>>139538033
WUZ WRITERS AND EDITORS AND SHIEEET

>>139538033
>BBC tries to recreate the success of the Micro by releasing the Micro Bit for IoT
>BBC begins posting articles that are a worldwide joke to their peoples' native language

Shoot the Queen and replace her with someone that will put an end to this shit.

Does anyone know if this is even a standardised language? From what I can tell it seems like informal slang and probably differs from region to region.

>>139549311
>indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

lmfao

Absolutely disgusting.


Do they want people to speak like this?

Do they want to have two different English dialects in their own fucking countries?


Why the fuck would they do this?

It's like they are trying to make a nigger English version for the bongs. Like how American niggers speak in butchered American English.

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>>139549523
>yfw they eventually use 'gibs me dat'

>>139549693
in hawai'i its common

Does the concept of language evolution not exist for you people?

You sound like someone who speaks Latin complaining that Romanian sounds butchered and stupid just because it isn't proper Latin anymore.

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>>139538033

>>139549823
0/10

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>>139538033
PFFFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Na 10 die as mountain of dirty collapse

These niggers can't even type english. How the fuck did they get their jobs?

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>>139538033
>TFW REAL

>Mr Cosmos Ohene-Adjei wey be di acting Director of Technical Services for Ghana AIDS Commission say him dey wonder why people no too dey use protection upon all di condom wey dey enter di country every year.

It's like a living meme

PRAISE KEK

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>>139538033
>Britain will be destroyed in your lifetime

>>139548448
It's actually software, but hilarious non-the-less.

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>we was bongs and teeth

I mean technically this is just how language evolves, of course it sounds silly to us. I'm sure all the million italian dialects would sound goofy to a roman. Or even to italians of just 500 years ago

>>139538033
Alla deesa peepo gonna die?

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>>139548060
>wahala

>>139549693
It is not formalized in any way and doesn't have a standard written form.... until now!

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YAS

>>139550473
Kill yourself you fucking leaf.

I'm appalled by the sheer absolute of this whole idea. A pidgin language is essentially a bastardization of two languages to create some ungodly freak of nature. It doesn't sound right, it looks abnormal. Why do these whites hate their own culture so much, that they will do anything to bring about its demise. Why is it that Indians can be Indian, Thailand can be Thai, yet Sweden can't be white. This logic is astonishing and barbaric. I refuse to use this bastard child of a language. English will be ENGLISH. Not Spanglish. Our language is the language of science, civilization, culture, decency, law, order, and justice. Arabic is known for violence, death, murder, and poison. This language will not, I REPEAT NOT, be our language. BBC, I'm disgusted.

>>139538826
Sad that the BBC is so liberal and no one puts a stop to it. It's not a "private" corporation. BBC is even more liberal than PBS. I refuse to click sites I know to be pushing an agenda because I know how they'll spin the events.

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>>139538033
Some West Africans have to be pissed about this.

On a lighter note, it will also legitimize enterprising people to speak west african pidgin english. Everywhere.

>>139544041
Read further until you get to "da poopoo"

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And they call white people cavemen lol.

Projection is their biggest talent i swear.

>>139538033
Well done.

>>139538276
FPBP

Pidgin id now dem official language of pol

>>139550473
Please go to West Africa ASAP you fucking leaf god fucking dammit

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>>139548946
>dem no dey see food chop

>>139551093
https://matadornetwork.com/abroad/beginners-guide-to-nigerian-pidgin-english/
http://www.ngex.com/personalities/babawilly/dictionary/default.htm
https://www.thoughtco.com/west-african-pidgin-english-wape-1692496

>>139549396
>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41035571

can't these dumb niggers just pull out? it's pretty effective..they clearly want to have kids

>>139544041
fug!! wut da shid?!! :DDD

>>139538033
This is just how languages work, nothing to see here.

>>139549899

>what are we gonna do with all these illiterate diversity hires they barely speak english
>we get government bonuses, but we can't let their shiftlessness run us into the ground
>say no more wey dey!

>>139544041
POO

IN

LOO

>>139550473
>can't tell difference between evolution and regression
the more complex a language, the higher the intellect of its users, because they can better articulate complex thoughts and ideas to each other.
This is regression, or at beat, stagnation.

>>139547764
Belters will be gassed

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>>139549311

i worid da dis es de way wees all gona be talkin in da futur. Hol me /pol/

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Aye we wuz Krangs n shit!

>>139549610
underrated

>>139552272
That's not regression, regression would be if the language traced its same path back towards it's germanic roots. Simplification is still an evolution.

>>139549640
>fight-fight
I feel like I'm reading a script from Cloud Atlas

>>139538189
>On top of say hun... hun...
wat dis wurd be?

>>139538033
Nigger speak news

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>>139553901
To stay the same while everyone else evolves is regression. Falling further behind the baseline average is regression. Simplification of language lowers intellect, and of course it does, the users lose the ability to articulate complex ideas. It was retard-speak in the 17th century and still is now.

Dis dem prove da trutru dat dey dun be kangz oov da big large triangle sandsand land

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>>139538033
I refuse to believe this is real
Not in a million fucking years is this real

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>>139544041
send help

>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house..
The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.
Indian law dey only allow divorce for limited circumstances like beating or wicked behaviour.
The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.
Times of India talk say di court say: "We dey spend money dey buy tobacco, liquor and mobile phones, but no ready to construct toilet to protect the dignity of our family.
"This no be only physical wickedness but also na shock to the modesty of woman."
Indian media say the woman been don file for divorce since 2015.
To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

>>139549394
kek. Pigdin and Spam for the sea niggers!

They release a Pidgin version of your favorite book.
How does it go?

>>139554279
it's real

70 IQ = pidgin English
80 IQ = ebonics (aka African American Vernacular English)

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>>139554233
have you ever heard this "language" spoken? it sounds like a black kid in one of those old cartoons that they won't admit they made

>>139554279
it is, pidgin is a legit language for inbred niggers

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>>139538033
>Implying people that speak Pidgin are literate
Great job employing a millennial with a African Studies degree though, BBC

>>139554279
https://lingojam.com/English-PNGPidgin

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>>139553617
kek

>>139538033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSLS0WV-ojs

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>>139553901
>Simplification is still an evolution.

Baba googoo badman poo poo head.

You're trying to argue baby speak is an evolution of language and not an infantile state of incomplete understanding. Regression in this case doesn't mean

>if the language traced its same path back towards it's germanic roots

You fucking imbecile, it means reverting into a primitive state of understanding, speaking like a fucking mentally retarded person or a child, because you can't do any better.

If there ever was a poster child for the race & IQ question you couldn't get more clearer than this.

>>139538033
Is this supposed to read like a minstrel show performance?

>>139554279
dat be real bbc dem do dem like that ca dey so many

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>>139555183
MEESA NO NOIN WATA DIS ONE SAY!

>>139554751
Dey say somewere reel long time ago der was some kang and shieet and de world wuz good n shiet, and kang had a daugther and that yt whore loved suk good dik yknow what i mean, one day she gone like epileptic n shiet, some old bitch laid a spell on her ass, made her fucked up, later she wuz need some princee n shiet to fuck her tight hole pussy reel good

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>>139538033
>Literally getting to a point where language itself is racist

We're actually getting to a point where we conform to any people who are minorities. The left seriously believes that is the best course of action and not telling black culture to stop telling their kids that it's okay to be illiterate in the 6th grade.

Why didn't we stop it?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41035571
>Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am

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Please help us. The Anglo has turned his own perfidy and evil inwards and is viciously destroying itself.

>>139555416
>Why didn't we stop it?
Mostly due to spineless dipshits like
>>139553901
thinking we should encourage anything a non-white does, no matter how retarded, due to some sort of misplaced sense of guilt.

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>>139555405
Ah! Now I see where that high verbal IQ meme for Ashkenazi came from! Brilliant!

>>139555416
BBC literally just invented a new dumber version of english for niggers...

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>>139547764
Fuck the belt and fuck Earth. Mars forever

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>>139538033


Double Plus Good!

Fucking Brits really did take 1984 as an instruction manual. Soon this will be the official language of Bongladesh. It will be so simplified that they cannot wrong think.

>>139538826
The key phrase is 'world service'

>>139546325
It doesn't though because it clearly states in the article that it's for the 'world service' had you spent even 2 seconds to read it

>>139554279
>Dey don't think it be like this, but it do

>>139553533
Don no be no worry-worry is be a big no probbem

pijin is gud speek talk lang waj

>>139538033
I just had a harrowing thought. If slide threads were all as enjoyable as this one, I'd endlessly peruse them instead of the important ones. And the joy would make me content and uncaring about stopping things like those useful idiot antifas.

Threads like these, as well as prolonged happiness, may be the most dangerous thing of all.

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>>139556998
fuck me I forgot about this, thank you anon

>>139556230
Da BBC be speakin dem African language and be teachin dem about da poopoo. Da BBC be talk to da Africa.

>>139557219
during peacetime this is actually a pretty normal /pol/ thread

>>139548980

I actually watch crosstalk and the keiser report. Redacted tonight is shit though and you can compare that to the BBC

>>139557219
>internet is cocaine
You're not the first person to have thought of this.
https://www.amazon.com/Shallows-What-Internet-Doing-Brains/dp/0393339750

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>>139538033
Bruddahs and Sistahs! Av u erd da good-good word?
http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html
>1Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world.
>2Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.
>3Den God say, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine.
>4God see how good da light. Den he put da light on one side, an da dark on da odda side.
>5Da light time, he give um da name “Day time.” Da dark time, he give um da name “Nite time.” So, had da nite time an da day time, az day numba one.

>>139538033
Nuke that Islamist shithole already.

>>139538033
Reads like a dystopian future speak

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>>139557872

>>139557219
At that point, you'd have a content factory, either dulling out your interest for the content over a prolonged amount of time (ie. general threads decadence) or they'd start to become taboos, or easily recognizable slide threads (ie. "how can whitey compete?" threads)
If you could balance content that well, you'd have an oversaturation of content, which means either a jump in overall perceived quality of posts (leading to a perceived spike in shit threads) or a net sink in the number of non-competing threads (slower board, better quality posts, much less shilling outside of threads that aren't slide threads)

It's not gonna happen, because there's no way to perfectly balance them to keep them stable, they'll slide down to either end quickly, pun intended

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>>139548448
This is what I was thinking. Someone had to program that software, probably an ultra-cucked white liberal male.

>>139538033
Is this seriously a real language that people speak?

>>139558408
depends by your definition of people

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>>139555864
Fucking kek

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>>139548060
So now we know why Merkel invited all those africans, she wanted the double wahala.

>>139538033
>have no understanding of linguistics
>demonstrate that clearly by posting like retards
>pretend to be smarter than other people

pol never fails to entertain. you guys are a joke and don't even realize it.

>>139549835
>white boi

YUP, STRIP AWAY THE OPPORTUNITY OF ACHIEVEMENT IN LITERACY BY LOWERING THE BAR.

There's no reason to get any better, when it's already been won for you. Keep them nogs down BBC, keep them wayyyy down...

Someone with experience creating Chrome and/or FireFox addons needs to create some kind of translator for /pol/ so that we can shitpost and it comes out like normal but to people without the addon they just see nigger speak.

>>139560592
omg yes hahaha

>>139560912
Lurk more newfag.

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>>139561287
so this implies bbc must think dey retarded

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>MFW MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUMFUGEN BIX NOOD IS REAL

ITS REAL, BIX NOOD WAS REAL
I DONT BELIEVEEEEE AHHHHHH

>>139538033
Oh I get it now, it's not Ebonics, it's Jamaican speak similar to how Sebastian the Crab talks

This is the greatest thing ever posted on 4chan.

>>139561494
doesn't even make sense desu.

>>139560912
>Have no culture, history, philosophy, or invention
>Pretend to be a human being by saying mud paintings and regional conflicts are equivalent
>B-but muh m-m-ud mosque

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>>139538033
Where were you when DINDU became an official language?

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Does anyone here speak nigger? I want to see the translations of these articles.

>>139562371
So, english not your first language?

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>>139551931
>fug!! wut da shid?!! :DDD

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>>139560912
Why don't you kill yourself already, shill?

>>139554669
>not having a toilet is not viewed as a form of torture
This article has a fuck ton of mind boggling shit. Besides that very forward thinking wife living in a literal shit hole worrying about shit on a level of a women from my neighborhood.

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>>139547952
IT'S ALL OVER SOON

>>139538033

I thought this was a joke but no, it's real

Don't people speak pidgin because they're illiterate?

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>>139550736

>>139564474
ahhh ffs was meant for >>139550545

>>139544041
Even West Africa knows to poo in loo.
Why don't you, random Hindu?

>>139548448
I'd have a ton of fun with that. It's much better than transliterating legalese to simple english.

>>139549823
>extreme degradation of a language should be accepted

>>139538033

I want to see BBC America do the same, but with "ebonics"/jive.

Why dem muhfuggas be namin dem hurrekan afta dem hos. Sheeeit.

>>139538033
I don't remember ever laughing this hard. I almost died.

>>139565294
LOL
>spits out food everywhere
why u du dis to mee

>>139561791
don't worry, you're not too obvious.

>that's the joke

>>139565397
This truly is the best timeline

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Omg im dying
Is this a new BBC comedy show coming out soon?!?

>>139546325
Dem dey bong be gwan to de big house wen dey no pay dem license mon...ftfy

>>139565397
omfg this can't be real....

>>139538033
I'm the thumb down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrGBsnh50k

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>>139555555

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41085438

Why dint dey run dem niggas off befo da rain n shit? Sheeeit.

Why do I get the feeling that West Africans probably don't actually speak like George from Metal Gear RIsing?

>>139548526
>Japan Prime Minister Shinzo Abe don call dis one serious threat against im country.
I just died. Life is over for me.

>>139555183
Imagine a jamaican or nigerian speaking

>>139566269

Why do I get the feeling they don't read at all?

>>139546453
To be fair, it's hard for me to understand too.

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It's a real language, stop being racist.

>>139566494
They probably can't read what they say, that's for sure

>>139546937
Dis dey is BBC's mostest evar best reportin.

>>139548526
If this was written correctly as "North Korea threatens Japan with missile" how ever would Africans be able to read it? They are fucking legitimizing illiteracy.

>>139538189
>But now e don pass 9,000 people
so it's over 9000?

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>>139538033

mee seids

Someone post pidgin bible. Im on tablet and its too much work.

Jesus Guys chapter is hilarious. 12 apostles adress jesus as "boss" like its a b&w gangster film

>>139567504
>oga
What is this?

>>139538941
This this, my god this

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1Jesus, he born Betlehem town, Judea side. Herod, he da king dat time. An you know wat? Had dese smart guys who know plenny bout da stars, wen come Jerusalem town from one far place, from da east side. Dey saying, 2“Wea da boy dat born, da King fo da Jews? We wen spock one star come up da east side dat show dat he born awready, an we come hea fo go down in front him an show him plenny respeck.” 3King Herod hear dat, an he all shook up an scared. All da peopo inside Jerusalem, dey all shook up an scared too.
4Den Herod wen tell fo come by him all da main pries guys an all da teacha guys who teach God's Rules to da peopo. He say, “Try tell me wea God's Spesho Guy goin born.” 5Dey tell um, “He goin born Betlehem, Judea side. Cuz da guy Micah wen say (he one guy dat talk fo God long time ago),
6‘Eh! You Betlehem guys, ova dea Judah side!
All da leadas inside Judah
Tink Betlehem importan.
Cuz from dea goin come one leada.
He goin take care God's peopo,
Da Israel peopo.’-”
7Den Herod tell da guys who know plenny bout da stars fo come by him. Dey wen come, but dey neva tell nobody. He find out from dem wat time da star wen show up inside da sky. 8Den he send um Betlehem. He say, “Go! Look all ova da place till you find da boy. Den come back ova hea an tell me. Cuz I like go dea, fo go down in front him an show him respeck too.”
9Afta dey hear wat da king say, dey go. An you know wat? Dat same star, da one dey wen see befo, wen dey wen stay east side, dat star go in front dem, an stop right ova da place wea da boy stay. 10Dey wen spock da star, an eh! dey wen feel real good inside.
11Dey go inside da house. Dey see da boy an his mudda Mary. Dey go down in front him an show him respeck. Den dey take out dea rich stuffs, an give um to Jesus. Dey give um gold, incense, an spesho kine perfume. 12Afta dat dey get one dream from God. He tell um, “You guys betta not go back by King Herod.” So dey go home one diffren way.

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>>139538189
>>139544041
>>139548060
>>139548526
>>139548628
>>139548946

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>>139538033
I thought someone inspect element'ed and changed some random BBC article.

I can't believe this is real.

I swear the day the Iphone was released was the day society took a fucking nosedive.

>>139538033
HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL ANON YOU MADE MY DAY YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!!!!!!

>>139549823
>evolution

In other top stories, "Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet"

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001

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>>139538033
Hmm, made me think.

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>>139566525

3. Unite humanity with a living new language.

>>139565718
best happening ever

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>>139555864

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>>139555238
is that real lmao

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>>139555864
this is some gizoogle shit

>>139538033
w...wait... this is real?

>>139538033
/pol/ theoretically speaking how hard would it be to bait those dumb niggers into writing fake articles?

>>139538033
whatthefuck.jpg

>>139538033
did we do this? I mean... is this some sort of OP, some sort of deep cover /pol/ troll?
cause, I mean, it looks like one.

>>139544041
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

This is real.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682

>>139548448
>>139550128
I thought it was a team of negros and negresses behind this, there was an image floating around with a flock of niggers folding their arms proudly used for promotion.

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THEY HAVE A FUCKING PODCAST IN EBONICS:

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682

END IT END IT NOW

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aww min fuggin wite boy maken fun mii pejun

>>139549693
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin

It's literally just a bastardization of language.

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I seriously think black people are masochists, the amount they set themselves up to be ridiculed can only be a form of self-hatred

>>139538033

THIS

FUCKING

TIMELINE

Did I just wake up from an eight month coma and it's actually April Fools Day? Okabe, please. Get us off this world line.

Me tell you secret. White people dey don keep easy way to dem monies secret. Dey drink di bleach den take demselves and climb in dey oven for 2 hour dey oven be hot hot. If dey no dem dead dey be rich. Dey be try hide secret from di black man. Now black man know dis don be rich.

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>>139548628
best one by far

>>139544485
The sad truth about english is that it is constantly evolving and whatever the group majority says is correct English, eventually becomes apart of the English language. Same reason why a lot of yiddish words and dialect are somewhat mainstream like, smooch, or mook

Translation for you pidgion speakers reading this
English don change wey dem jews change it to. Dey behind it all, ever since dey double wahlala

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>>139560912

>>139570893
They've translated african news into a language of the transatlantic slave trade. Not surprising they'd exploit the images for multicult brownie points, even if it's machine translation.

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>OH LAWD, DEM DOUBLE WAHALA IS COMIN DOWN. WADE IN DE WATAH

This shit is getting too easy.

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>>139538033

>>139549365
> Living in simulation: Confirmed.

>>139549835
Kek, I was permabanned on the Witcher 3 forums for calling Slavs subhuman.

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>>139538276

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>>139538033
Pidgin is so fun to read

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>>139573260
>Defiling beauty just to lemmings can feel included

REEEEEEEE

it's like someone invented a language to mock black people

HOW IS THIS REAL

>>139549835
hahaha good shit

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How is this real?? What number of people actually speak this on the street? Is there an actual vocabulary?

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>>139538033
I honestly thought this was joke. Its fucking real. I'm completely dumbfounded that they would actually do this.

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>>139538033

While what BBC has done is both terrible and hilarious, as other may note, languages are constantly evolving.

Go back a couple hundred years and you'd have a rough time of communicating. Dialects would be pretty different. Another couple hundred years puts you in Shakespeare territory. You can probably probably follow, and not everyone was speaking Ye Olde Englishe, but something more like Cockney probably.

Go back a few hundred more and you get into Middle English territory. You're fucked.

Old English doesn't even vaguely resemble modern English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaEGU45lKA

This, however, is a step backwards. Changes to the language have, for the most part, refined it. Not turned it into guttural retard speak. And it's a process of decades and centuries.

The saddest part is that the average american nigger youtube commentor doesn't type much better than pidgin.

>>139538033
bix
fucking
nood

>>139574234
bait

>>139553901
its entropy

>>139538033

This is fucking newspeak wtf

>>139555154
This. It reminds me of my three year old's grammar.

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>>139546782
Mother fucker this has gone on too far.

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bookmarked this goldenmine on all my devices, my new sauce of topkeks. How long before BBC blocks this service outside of Africa because of all the memes?

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>our tax money was spent on this

A lesson for all you sheeple never to pay your TV license.

>>139538033
>WE WUZ KANGZ

>>139538033
Progressives, are better racist then we are. After reading this sight for a while I start to feel bad, bigotry of low expectations.

>>139553901

NO. NO ITS NOT!

>>139549325
>bear will leave cave forever
gg russia fags, looks like you getting nuked

>>139544041
Honestly this makes sense and I can see why it would be a great option for people with English as a second language. I don't see what the problem is here, other than that a whole lot of autists are sperging out because of incessant diarrhoea and anal rawness.

>>139574918

Headlines at some point this week:

"alt-right hijacks BBC's new pidgin service with racist fake articles" in the next week or so."

>>139575212
theyre moving moscow to the far east

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>>139553901

FFS, Vocabulary is fucking essential for articulating complex thoughts and ideas.

As opposed to Dem words are sexy times needed for saying the hard things and brain farts.

Regressing language for the lowest common denominator that is incapable of understanding it is literally 1984's newspeak.

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>>139538033

I think its over guys

>>139538033

What the fuck is Pidgin. Why do blacks have to ruin English with their ghetto talk.

>>139546937
>G*d
jew.

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I can't tapa this is real, the bbc is so fucked up. What has this world man bilong nambis to? how mwala we olgeta things to get this traim?

>Write in Pidgin with this handy translator
>https://lingojam.com/English-PNGPidgin

>>139546159
Since the launch of BBC Pidgin, I was hoping that black Americans would chimp out and demand. But the fact of the matter is black Americans are perfectly capable of talking "white" and can read it just fine, they just don't do it because they "dindu nuffin and everything is whitey's fault, fuck dem."

>>139575145
it's not a regression, it's a degradation
>bitches about the English language getting fucked up
>uses wrong words

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>>139538033

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

Fuck they degenerate the English language to make it LOW IQ nigger Friendly with Pidgin.

Defund BBC.

>>139538033
>Unironically typing and reading like this
We're literally living in a world becoming Idiocracy, no longer best timeline

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>>139548294
I want it to happen so badly.

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>>139538033
Weather is man made

https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=WHushRjmjkE

>>139538033
>be english
>invent the world's greatest language
>spend time and money dumbing it down to literal retard level
>claim this is progress

JUST

>>139575359
people honestly can't see the link between subsaharan african groups never being able to adopt the full language, even as their first and only language, instead speaking a bastardized version of it and the fact that their original languages were very primitive and lacking in abstract vocabulary, no written language, etc. they honestly believe niggers are the same as whites. it's mass insanity. for that i welcome pidgin only because they sound 100% fucking retarded when they speak like that. i hope all niggers fully adopt it.

>>139549396
"Ghana imports" UN give them 30,000,000 condoms to keep aids from spreading, nobody uses them because fathers don't care about taking care of there families.

>>139553901
i bet you consider 1984 as an instruction manual

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>>139538033

>Be BBC
>Know that nigger speak is broken English comprised of ~400 words.
>Think it is a language
>Realize millions of "people" speak it
>Start news site in nigger speak to get a huge new audience.
>No one is reading it.
>Realize they were speaking English all along, and they only reason they sound like that is because they are to illiterate to read a dictionary.

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>>139549166
>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

>>139549444
I literally think someone high up at the BBC is a /polTARD/ and this is an autistic joke at the highest level. I can't believe someone would read this and be like,"ya this is great for the African People, totally not racist sounding or bad for them at all"

>>139554669
>To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

how do you say "superpower by 2020" in pidgin?

>>139549788
>hawaii

Why do people keep saying this, Hawaiians speak perfect American English, they are Americans after all.

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>>139554669
>piss and poopoo

>>139577065

right? Anyone who SPEAKS English this way is most likely completely incapable of reading it.

>>139571089
Ebonics = American nigger speak

Pidgin = African nigger speak