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NK HAPPENING VOL.3

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NK INMINENT HAPPENING Vol.3:

Last thread hit bump limit

UN announcement soon:

http://webtv.un.org/live-now/watch/security-council-media-stakeout-dprknon-proliferation/5454562359001

>Trump said every option is on the table
>American minister stated that there will be an inminent action on NK,
>Japan, US look to cut off North Korea's oil supply

https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Pyongyang-provocation/Japan-US-look-to-cut-off-North-Korea-s-oil-supply?n_cid=NARAN012

Keep the digits rolling
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>>139536026
fuk dis
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>>139536026
NK wont do shit as usual. Sage this pointless thread.
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>>139536026
World
War
Three
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Daddy works as a pizza delivery driver and gets free food at the end of the night

what is /pol/ comfy eating?
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>>139536182
Ech, maybe something will happen, maybe something won't.
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>>139536333
This isn't about what NK will do now, it's about how the world will react, then it will be about what NK will do next
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why the fuck are you reposting the same thread
fucking happeningfags are cancer
post when actual bombs start flying or fuck off
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>>139536333
>>139536366
>>139536422
ooooh i see digits...
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No oil sanct. No mil action. NK cucks Japan, Sk and us.
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If it doesn't happen in two minutes, i'll go to bed.
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FUCK!

first is was swarms of frogs (kek)
Then the first TRUMPet was sounded
Then floods

Next is war
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>>139536026
Nothing will happen
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>>139536563
it's happening now
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Check em for happening
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-missile-test-japan-kim-jong-un-guam-a7919306.html

>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has called the country’s latest missile test over Japan “a meaningful prelude to containing Guam”.
>Mr Kim was present to observe the test of the missile that rattled Japan, according to the Korean Central News Agency, a government mouthpiece.

http://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-nuclear-test-soon-south-korea-655870
>Spies with South Korea's National Intelligence Service told politicians Monday that North Korea may be preparing to hold a nuclear test in the coming weeks, according to CNN. Officials have spotted activity indicating that two tunnels at the Punggye-ri test site have been equipped for a possible test, which would be the country's sixth since 2006.
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>>139536026
>American minister
OP is a faggot
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Nukes in last three digits.
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Rolling for peace, order, and safety.
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>>139536683
Maybe, maybe not.
I however am bored shiteless and want some entertainment whilst i drink my cider and await possible impending doom.
Cheer up lad, it'll all be over soon
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>>139536375
On a small puddle jumper flying to Dallas. Having delicious Welches gummies and Monster Mocha.
I land in about 40 minutes. I hope NK is a glass parking lot by then!
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>>139536375
That looks like a tasty pizza.
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>>139536712
Just checked the stream. Nothing yet.

Good night!
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>>139536387
tomorrow japan or us will attack nk, 99%
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Putin ordered a mass evacuation of people away from the NK border, niggers.
We may have a happening.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/640943/russia-evacuation-vladivostok-north-korea-missile-test-vladimir-putin
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>>139536886
Sssooooooo close to trips, my hippie friend. Sorry, NK will have to be vaporized.
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We are building a fighting force of extra ordinary magnitude. Thank you.
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>>139536815
Ech i just copy-pasted the shit from the last thread and didn't read it. So what? I don't fucking care lol
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what if....
america nukes their own people as an excuse to invade north korea?
:-DDDdd
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Nuclear holocaust soon
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>>139536026
>UN announcement soon
How soon?
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>>139536026

The nukes will fly.

We all will die.

I don't know why.
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>>139536375
a chunk of domestic goat cheese with few drops of olive oil, 1 tomato, a slice of bread, leftovers of octopussy salad, coffe and cigarettes and a bottle of homemade wine.
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>>139537185
fugk you kim
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>>139536026
The limp dicked UN will come out with a sternly worded condemnation and stricter sanctions, and then they'll all go home thinking they actually achieved something
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>>139537185
go to sleep Kim..
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>>139537300
im ready
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>>139537136
Oh dayum. But it's the Daily Star. They could say "aids babies running rampant through Trafalgar square" and i wouldn't bat an eye.
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>>139537372
To speak this way is impolite
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>>139537392
Thank you.
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>>139537182
I meant safety for Japan and U.S.
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>>139537300
checked
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WWIII within months.
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Kim will suck a fart out of my asshole. Donald will watch and smile.
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>>139537185
Lol whoa. Kim is in the thread with us since everyone knows he's the only one that can use the internet freely in North Korea.

Mr. Jong Il, can you explain what you meant by "extra ordinary?"
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Nothing will happen
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>>139537416
>To speak this way is impolite
suk mi dik
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>>139537319
Soon. Unfortunately i don't work at the UN so i can't tell you anything specific. But soon enough.
They've turned the camera towards the podium.
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>>139536375
Dunecoon detected
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>>139537452
Post a pic of your shack
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https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/29/us-may-send-more-military-might-to-korean-peninsula.html
>There is a report from the Korea Times quoting an unnamed South Korean presidential official that the U.S. is considering sending more military equipment to the Korean Peninsula, including F-35 stealth fighters, B-1B and B-52 bombers, as well as warships, including U.S. Navy destroyers and submarines.

If true, this could get ugly fast, considering the B-1 bombers flying over NK were what prompted the Guam threat in the first place.
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>>139536026
When is this shit supposed to start? I'm tired of staring at flags that don't have a leaf
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>>139537411
kek and checked.
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TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
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>>139537319
They have been in there for two hours. It usually takes ywo-three hours. But who knows. Either they ban oil, or they agree to continue that discussion at a later date
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>>139537518
Our force magnitude will be extra ordinary. Further explanation is foolish and meaningless. Thank you.
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>>139537566
This is also impolite
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>>139536375
your Dad needs to apply himself, he has the job of a teenager
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>>139537605
Dwelling is normal thank you
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>>139536026
>Japan, US look to cut off North Korea's oil supply

P E A R L
E
A
R
L

H A R B O R
A
R
B
O
R

T W O
W
O
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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/902669326322421765
>BREAKING: North Korean leader says the country should conduct more missile tests into the Pacific Ocean - AP
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>>139537615
Well war was never pretty. This one has been a long time coming.
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>>139537185
Can you nuke Japan first? It will make a lot of autists here very sad.
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>>139537185
YOU WANT A FIGHTING FORCE OF EXTRA ORDINARY MAGNITUDE?! LUCKY YOU! HERE BOMB! FUCK U!
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>>139537518
>Mr. Jong Il
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>>139537698
>>139537314
ok
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>>139537185

Fake and gay.

I want to get an NK proxy though.
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DOOM
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>>139536375
Some homemade spaghetti, two sugar-free rockstars, and a small amount of cannabis(to be smoked, not eaten).
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>>139537650
I don't fucking know. It's the UN for fucks sake, they're probably snorting fat lines and fucking hookers for all i know.
Have a bit of patience Mr. Leaf. All will be revealed shortly.
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>>139537657
A leaf tank?
Is that, like, a Mountie wearing metal rollerblades?
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War were declared.
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>>139537185
>WW2 era technology.
>Primitive nuclear weapons.
>Starving population.
Kek. Go to sleep Kim.
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>>139536026
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>>139537752
You're a South African shitposter btw.
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>>139537766
Absolutely shocked!
also checked
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>>139537698
Fake and homoerotical, GTFO proxyfag
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>>139537411
Daily Star has been amusingly prescient of late.
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>>139537615
Of course we have to build up forces in the region if we're going to attack. I wouldn't worry before we have 5+ aircraft carriers there.
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>>139537875
Kek
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>>139537784
Yes I would enjoy Japan to burn. Thank you.

>>139537809
You are homosex. Not us.
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>>139537698
So... lots of soldiers. You're going full "more bodies than bullets"? Women and children first?
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>>139537185
JUST NUKE THE SOUTH ALREADY YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
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>>139537875
More like a fat bastard riding a bucket of poutine sauce.
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>>139537723
>This is also impolite
suk mi spurdo dik
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>>139537889
You won't be laughing at us soon
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If this is duuubbble, i predict bloodbath.
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>>139536026
Stream not working for anyone else?
Like the page doesn't even load.
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>>139537185
Why didn't you call me back Kim? I wanted you to come over and play video games and eat and stuff.
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>>139538121
>inb4 newfags think this proxy larper is real
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>>139537698

FAKE and GAY!

Suck it, Kim.
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>>139538067
We do not want to kill many Koreans. Even False Korean in south. Invasion will be more polite. Nuclear weapon is for Japan and US
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>>139538208
This.
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>>139538121
What you gonna do?
Hahaha!
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>>139536026
wew
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>>139537987
Well shit. Hell must have frozen over if the Daily Star has actually produced proper pieces of informative journalism recently.
From Tits on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd page to proper articles? That's quite a feat tbqh
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>>139538063
Thank you! Your leader is the best. May he live long and have many blessings!
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>>139537889
why are they starving? oh right sanctions.
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>>139537752
Are you the glorious leader of the north?
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>>139538063
Supreme leader, how can I immigrate to the best Korea?
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>>139538066
Kek'd n' Checked
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>>139538210
You need valid reason to visit my home and if you're conduct is criminal like Otto, you will also be forced to contribute to our medical research program.
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>>139538208
works for me
try unplugging your fridge
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>>139538228
>Implying anyone actually thinks it's real.
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>>139538313
Thank you
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Link?
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>>139538063

No YOU are homosex!!
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>>139538358
You may visit if your passport is clear
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>>139538121
rare
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>>139538344
Yes thank you.
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>>139538121
How can Brazil become prosperous and glorious? Give advice plox.
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>>139538261
>>139538208
>>139536026
Try this
http://webtv.un.org/live-now/watch/security-council-media-stakeout-dprknon-proliferation/5454562359001
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EVERYBODY CHECK SKYKING!! PLANES ARE IN THE AIR!!
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Nothing is happening, loser larpers.
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>>139538208
IT HAPPENED
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>>139538393
Works now, fridge technique worked. Thanks
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>>139538418
What to?
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>>139537746
Sadly enough if you work in a the right area, you know it well, and build a little rapport with your regulars by having a decent personality you can make around 20 bucks an hour.

Pizza is a legitimate business if done right, and you take pride in what you do. I just can't stand working in food any longer. Construction is a much better suit for a person like me. You don't have to deal with nearly as many people, and considering everyone is an asshole to each other you don't have to pretend to like anyone, but the boss.
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>>139538208
Is it the whole page or just the live feed?
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>>139538335
Communist countries always have famines. It's their thing.
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>>139538418
>nigger
>http://webtv.un.org/live-now/watch/security-council-media-stakeout-dprknon-proliferation/5454562359001
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>>139538240

Do regular civs really hate us?
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>>139538486
Do you miss your brother? ;)
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>>139538121
[raunches rocket]
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happen
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>>139538383
I was inviting you to my house. No one in the West wants to be your friend, but I wanted to make friends with you.
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>>139538121
LOL. Wait until we start to evacuate Seoul. You're gonna need diapers. Lots of diapers.
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>>139537136
>link 404'd
archive?
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Who is this mysterious American minister?
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>>139536375
Will get some McNuggets once the bombs start to fall or there is an actual declaration of war. All the fake happenings would make my belly explode if I had to get food every time a happening seems to be going on.
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SF goes first
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>>139538486

larping faggot with a vpn
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DOOMSDAY SOON
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>>139538383
Thank you Supreme leader to respond to me so kindly... Will find a proper reason to visit the real korea.
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>>139538240

Supreme leader, what do you think about China betraying you on behalf of the imperialists ?
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>>139538523
Anytime
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>>139538240
Motherfucker, you ought to be glad I'm not in the military, because if I was, and we invaded your shitshow of a nation, I would beat your smart ass until your brains spill from your fucking head, you gook.
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>>139536375
Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger with Medium Fries and a Medium Sweet Tea from Whataburger.

Comfy with /HFG/ and the Korean Issue :)
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>>139538507
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/MGY2N64Hzedahju1kPRpIw/

You might need some help.
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>NK INMINENT HAPPENING Vol.3:

We will reach Vol.32823898928928928982

and there will still be no fucking happening you basement dwelling faggot larpers
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>>139538707
>larping
does anybody on /pol/ actually know what that means
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Seoul looks ok ATM.
Waiting for a blinding flash of light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3xP1X3tDsg
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>>139538892

also known as roleplay you fucking gook
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>>139538503
Both VC-25As aka "Airforce 1" are in the air
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>>139538885
TRIGGERED
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>>139538784
Texanbro, I just ate a number 1 all the way with bacon along with a cup of sweet tea.
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>>139538892
Live Action Role Playing.
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NK will attack Seoul, Tokyo and the American Westcoast. Check 'em.
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>>139538885
Got your attention though, didn't it?
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>>139537185
I love you KIM From Best Korea! You said I was cool in last nights thread, that was nice..
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>>139538979
which you can't do on the internet...

it would just be rp
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>>139538983
>Kekistan flag.
Kill yourself.
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Nothing will happen because this happens every year with the US/SK military drills.

The US is the agressor.
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Ok so I've been watching this for nearly 2 hours. I am done, they probably wont even take the oil away.
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>>139539077
kek
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>>139539060
Well, if they called them rpers, it wouldn't sound right.
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>>139539077
>potato flag
>Kill yourself.
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>>139538805
rare
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>>139537518
>Mr. Jong Il

Faux pas burger. You just escalated diplomatic tensions to 11.
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SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER. SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER. SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER. MESSAGE FOLLOWS; ALPHA ROMEO BRAVO 6 NOVEMBER .I SAY AGAIN; ALPHA ROMEO BRAVO 6 NOVEMBER. AUTHENTICATION; SNOWFALL. ANDREWS OUT.
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>>139539077
checked for trues
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>>139539145
Imagine those photographers, standing up all this time. At least you are /comfy/
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The UN role is to bully small states into submission for their overlords.

As Iran doesn't seems to be an easy target, they may redirect their priorities to North Korea. With their poor equipment and training they'll have a slim chance to succeed, unless they receive some external help.
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>>139539322
oh shite. got a link anon?
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>>139539322
liar. i was on 8992 and no message got through.
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>>139539322
digets say that your report is real
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Wait. That's not the same NK from last night! This one is a PHONY! A GREAT BIG PHONY!
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Kim will fucking slay the mulattos
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>>139539566
I guess so! DUN DUN DUUUNNNN
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>>139538486
where to buy NK vpn grorious reader?
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>>139539425
NK will never submit to the US
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Getting a second glass of wine. It's your fault /pol/
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>>139539566
Checked
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>>139539322
weird chatter but no skykahns
also next time record it, fag
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Threadly reminder that nukes don't actually exist.
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>>139539655
>best-korea-surpreme-vpn.biz
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>>139539253
Potato flag is a real flag with real history. Kekistan flag is a dead meme used to hide leafs on /pol/.
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>>139539449
Came through two thirds of the way through last thread. Buzzer went off immediately.
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there will be peace
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>>139537185
Glorious!
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>>139536026
>UN
>HAPPENING
pick only one
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>>139538415

hi mister Jong. say hi to teagirl for me please

also, don't look at the flash, it can damage your retinas
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>>139539425
NK aren't stupid they have put themselves in a position where they are now untouchable
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>>139539775
Aho hol up
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>>139539775
The only real history of the potato flag is that it was used as English toilet paper for 800 years
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>>139539830
There won't be Peace. There will be pieces.
Gook pieces.
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>>139539751
Is there a way to listen to this without a radio?
I'm quite curious now
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>>139538670
look at that hero saving the baby from the well
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Nothing will happen. It never does with NK. There will be more missile tests followed by "condemnations" and promises of "increased pressure" by so-called world leaders.
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>>139539655
He does stay in character though and the Engrish is spot on! 10/10 larping
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>>139540053
>8992
nvm found it
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Also this thread is shit, I came here for happenings, not the possibility of happenings.
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>>139540053
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
set to 11175 and 2.70
turn on squelch
get comfy
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>>139540162
theyve sunk boats and artillery'd S.K. in the past and nothing has ever happened.
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>>139538476
not really faggot
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>>139539957
Your empire got BTFO by farmers with faulty German guns.
Stay salty Muhammad.
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Reminder that North Korea, Syria and Iran are the only countries on the planet that don't have a Rothschild controlled bank.
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>martial law declared for us.
Pls have it happen.
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>>139539566
EIT BEEGEEIENS
>>
>>139536026
Its not.
>>
>>139540264
Be quiet Ivan. We're try to will some happenings.
DEATH TO COMMIE SCUM!
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Can I get a happenincon check.
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>>139540563
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>139540211
>You are homosex
he make meme words for unconvincing larp
gud 4 a laff tho, hi kim
>>
>tfw ride bike
>tfw gf hates me for it
>tfw chads riding scooters on campus
>tfw they will get more pussy in our last days than I will
>>
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>>139540320
Oh, ok
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>>139540555
shit theres no turning back now guys
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If this post number ends in a number it's officially happening boys
>>
>>139536375

gluten free mac and cheese, gluten free chocolate chip cookies, and some sort of vegetable drink I stuff into a nutribullet.
I have no choice but to eat this way with an autoimmune disease.
>feelsgoodthough
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>>139536026
Nukes start flying in 2 weeks
>>
>>139540563
Happened m8
>>
>>139540267
ty ty
>>
>>139536375
damn that looks amazing.

i'm eating some soy jew hummus and crackers
>>
>>139540740
Is 0 a number tho? Think about it...
>>
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>>139540451
GRANT ME, HABBENINGS
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>>139540229
Don't use 8992. Use 11175 USB.
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>>139539682
drinking homemade shandy
it's what one does on the eve of destruction
>>139540563
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>>139540555
Oh.....oh fuck
>>
Nothing will happen. War won't happen
>>
so when does the UN livestream start?
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>>139540930
Not with that attitude!
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>>139540563
>>
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>>139540555
OH GOD YES
>>
>>139538693
And nothing of value will be lost.
>>
>>139540985
What is that sideways garbage?
>>
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>>139536375
Dieting and probably just gonna eat an apple for dinner.
>>
>>139536871
minutes? seconds? days? years? tell me i need to know
>>
>>139536375
a whole bucket of ben and jerry's because i have given up on life
>>
>>139541061
ICBM Intercepts, Fool.
>>
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>>139540930
Kek wills it. It's been a while since we sent souls to his majestic kingdom.
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>>139540679
WTF IS THIS PICTURE'S DEAL!?!
>>
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>>139540555
>>
>>139536375
Gonna make a kung pao chicken bowl with cauliflower
>>
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>
>>139541336
>11175
lurk moar please.
>>
if they want to practice shooting missiles why dont the US SK JPN practice shooting them down?
>>
>>139540821
O M G
ZERO IS JUST A CONCEPT LIKE INFINITY AND ESKIMOS!
>>
>>139536026
k
>>
>>139541253
Are you watching Lord of the Rings too on FX?
>>
>>139541311
PRAISE KEK!!
>>
>>139538240
we are going to murder your leader and with hope all of your people. we will string dear leader from the rooftops as a million american robot soldiers burn your world down. We have robots bigger than your leaders home that bring "fire and fury" you cant imagine. USA has robots that can blast concentrared lightning in beams as wide as cities for hours. you will burn and we will stack your bodies ten time high for each soldier lost in the first war you little faggot gooks havent recovered from yet
>>
>>139536886
I'm in for this.
>>
>>139541607
Eskimo sitting here beside me looks amd feels real.
>>
>>139541744
praised
>>
When is this thing happening?
>>
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Minutes seem like days
Since fire ruled the sky
The rich became the beggars
And the fools became the wise
Memories linger in my brain
Of burning from the acid rain
A pain I never have won

Nothing here remains
No future and no past
No one could foresee
The end that came so fast
Hear the prophet make his guess
That paradise lies to the west
So join his quest for the sun

Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be

The world slowly decays
Destruction fills my eyes
Harboring the image
Of a spiraling demise
Burning winds release they fury
Simulating judge and jury
Drifting flurries of pain

Deafening silence reigns
As twilight fills the sky
Eventual supremacy
Daylight waits to die
Darkness always calls my name
A pawn in this recurring game
Humanity going insane

Shades of death are all I see
Skeletons of Society
Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be [x2]
Skeletons of Society
>>
>>139538240
Will the EU be okay great leader?
>>
>>139536563
if doubles I'll cut my dick off
>>
>>139539927
>Aho hol up
Speed up and dodge my charger
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>>139540983
>>
>>139541915
Re-roll! Come on
>>
>>139541915
re-roll
>>
>>>139541775
>>139536886
Once again, the hippie peace rolls are 2 short of trips.
What is Kek's message here?
>>
>>139538240
>for US
aim for NYC or LA plz
>>
Reeeeeeeeeeeroll
>>
>>139541958
i don't push my luck, kek is a dangerous god.

But if triples, then I'll cut my dick off.
>>
>>139541798
Seek help anon. Imaginary friends are a phase you need to grow out of.
>>
>>139537758
>Bombs a China habour
You'd think they'd learn.
>>
>>139542155
Dodged a bullet
>>
>>139542155
If quads I'll pierce my nipple
>>
I'm getting pain right in front of my ear. I think it's ear cancer.
>>
>>139542155
Still got some digits.... better just Cut 1 ball off to be safe.
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>>139542223
:D
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>>139540700

trust me man pussy aint shit and you are going to be outrunning chad when you need to clear streets. Shit is going to be medieval again just you watch. Bitches will blow you for that twinkie you looted.
>>
I INVOKE WAR
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>>139542223
whew i live to masturbate another day
>>
After the draft, this board will be Oldfags only. Interesting.
>>
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>>139542388
checked
War Soon
>>
Next test will be the last test, digits confirm
>>
>>139542303
like you wouldn't have done that anyways, you faggot
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>>139537758
this time to get Kek in to the picture
>triplets for war vs NK
>quadlets for WW3
>higher diggits ensure nuclear apocalipse
>>
>>139542062
Kek's message is clear. See:
>>139541311
>>139541744
>>139542388
>>
>>139542318
I want my neighbor to drop dead. She is a chain smoking hag & the wind blows all her nasty smelly cancer smoke right into my windows. Doesn't matter which window. 90 degrees out & fuck me for wanting a cross breeze without the 2nd hand smoke that smells like total & complete white trash shit.

So if you have terminal Cancer, Please make it count & come beat this old lady up.
>>
>>139542388
The council agrees. We ask Congress of kek to declare.
>>
>>139542643
Just start smoking yourself and quit being a faggot.
>>
The devastation from Harvey is not enough.
Digits demand a nukular exchange.
>>
>>139542539
That sounds so nice too. I'll even post nudes if that happens
>>
The americucks are gonna get btfo'd lol.
>>
>>139536026
haha it is finally happening
>>
>>139542583
No way! My nipples are very sensitive. That would be the worst
>>
>>139542155
If post ends in a 7 the world will end tomorrow morning
>>
Quad 2's ftww3
>>
>>139541080
I guess we'll never know. Kek wills it! Praise kek!
>>
>>139542378
not sure if good advice, consulting chaos god now

triples 1 ball
quads both balls
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>>139536026
link does not work
>>
>>139542922
We don't want the WHOLE world to end. Just chunks of it.
>>
>>139538972
My Whata is underwater and so am I.
>>
>>139543067
Just playing with fire. Feels good man.
>>
>>139542757
I quit over a year ago. Fuck that old wrinkly bitch. Shes fucking gross & makes my house smell gross. Then when I call her a scumbag she cries to her landlord. Fuck her
>>
>>139536375
few garlic chicken pizza slices atm, then later for dinner will be pepper-heavy chicken stir fry i made days ago. will wash it down with a cheap chardonnay.
>>
ok feed is working. what's up with those flags?
>>
>>139543067
digits for israel being a glass crater tomorrow?
>>
>>139537746
>Muh daddy is a teenager...
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3xP1X3tDsg

Live cam from Seoul
>>
>>139543471
>namsam tower
post street level cams
>>
>>139536333
Cutting off their oil supply is what caused Pearl Harbor.
>>
>>139540700
>chads riding scooters
I got news for ya Timmy, those aren't Chads and you might be gay.
>>
>>139536026
>Japs join WW2 when the US cuts off their oil supply
>US now cutting off NK oil supply

WW3 confirmed
If there's one thing gooks hate it's the burgers taking their oirrrr
>>
>>139543345
So close! Damn. Sooon for them though. SOON
>>
>>139543597
Then explain the women they have on the back seats of their scooters every time.
>>
>>139543590
↑this
>>
>>139539682
second glass? i'm a bottle in already
>>
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>>139543345
http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/North-Korea-threatens-Israel-with-merciless-thousand-fold-punishment-489316

>>139543544
Idk any links for those! Find me some, goy?
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>>139536375
Bean dogs
>>
>>139543590
>>139543681
Don't compare superior Japan with shithole commie Korea. They ain't gonna do shit.
>>
>>139543727
Paid hookers? Uber Scooter?
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>>139542388
IT IS TIME.
>>
Did the UN talk yet?!
>>
>>139543815
That's reaching
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>>139536026
A key turning the lock for the next great war
>>
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/847281/Russia-North-Korea-missile-test-Japan-Kim-Jong-un-Vladimir-Putin-Kremlin

>UK media is reporting that Russia is moving 1,500 residents from border area after DPRK missile launch
>>
>>139543615#
>tfw Kim just posted
>>
>>139543800
Japanese army is 150,000, North Korean army is 1,190,000. Japan would be outnumbered 10 to 1
>>
>>139536366
Not over that fat loser of a dictator. Will a lot of innocent people get killed? Yep. But you are NOT going to see a global conflict over NK. China will back down once we allow them to install their own puppet leader.
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>>139542388
FUCK YES
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>>139544967
So were the Finns. It wasn't an issue until the 11th Commie came along.
>>
>>139541885
slayer <3
>>
IM FEELING IT
>>
>>139537252
Why would they do that? What does NK possibly have that the US would want? They cant even grow decent fucking corn there for christs sake.
>>
>>139545552
probably rare earth metals, shit like that
>>
>>139540555
Awwshiiieet
>>
someone make new bread
>>
>>139544967
I couldn't give two shits about a million malnourished dog eaters. The Samurai are the strongest power in Asia and would easily reconquer the whole damn region if they wanted to.
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>I think It was strong statement right now
WEW
Looks like Kim is getting away with it lads...
>>
>>139546035
Japan has never conquered China and never will.
>>
Going by the comments those people are making on the stream, it sounds like they didn't do shit.
>>
>>139546262
so that massacre china is always bitching about never happened ?
>>
>>139546384
The nationalists retreated further away from the Japanese. Together with the Communists they successfully fought off the Japanese Imperialists.
>>
>>139546262
They took Nanking the capital at the time and pretty much decimated most of Chiang Kai-sheks forces so I would say China was conquered.

But by all means keep crying how great China was you commie chink.
>>
>>139546262
This is one commie that needs to do a history review of WW2. Jesus.
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