Here's how I would fix the planet

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>earn money
>invest for about 20 years
>have TONS of money
>secretly recruit a massive fighting force
>begin shipping them out to saudi arabia, a few at a time
>eventually everyone gets there
>throw my wealth around in society there to gain some clout
>meanwhile secret army is going around talking to people, slowly changing the way whites are viewed there
>by now i've invested tons in saudi oil
>lots of money for me
>government looks the other way because I paid them off with lots of money too
>eventually whites are viewed as saviors there due to how much money i've given back to society
>they turn on the current government
>i become leader of saudi arabia
>first thing i do is abolish muslim culture
>now im not so popular but it doesnt matter
>iv'e already taken control of the military
>begin killing anyone who disagrees with me
>meanwhile invade yemen, oman, kuwait, bahrain, u.a.e
>all the money in those countries is mine
>the same process started in venezuela a few years back
>overthrow the government there
>now I control like 70 percent of the oil in the world
>use oil money to destroy the middle east
>the area gets renamed "the republic of kekistan"
>have tons of military might now and use it to take over south and central america
>pretty easy.png
>have everyone convinced that I'm nice and fighting for them
>invade mexico and stretch further east as well
>noone does anything cause my oil is the only thing they can fight with
>if they fight me I cut of oil distribution to there and take them out
>by now I control tons of oil
>take over oil plants in tougher countries and take them down from the inside out
>bring the world to it's knees
>start killing everyone that doesn't meet my qualifications
>begin a new world order
>return things to the way they were, except overpopulation and other things are no longer problems since I killed like 5 billion people
>spread the remaining people out evenly
Fixed the world's problems.