Roast your country

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I'll start
>apathetic people
>muh niggerball
>let the corrupt rule
>muh democracy
>commies, antifa, SJWs, femshit and cucks exist
>capital is lost to foreign hordes, rest following
>a lot of normies are utterly pathetic potheads
>the filth in power encourages the educated youth to migrate, meaning tax payer's money went down the toilet and MASSIVE brain drain
>muh EU dindunuffin, proceeds to accept money to produce less then complains there are no jobs- really rotates the synapses
>let chinks buy out everything for cents
>Someone thought planting highly flammable trees all across the country would be a great idea, NOTHING COULD EVER GO WRONG
>MUH SOCIALISM- enjoy paying someone's pension until you die
>rats who committed high treason venerated as some kind of heroes
>mUH HISTORY- country is totally FUCKED, won't last next 50 years like this
>govt passes the DUMBEST laws without anyone noticing, like you can get residence permit from a fake work offer
>the ONLY reason this country isn't completely dead yet is because the North has more gibs
>average person is a dull retard, especially those fucking dudebros and instagram whores
>current PM is a fucking POO, but not only that he wasn't even elected properly AND he sucks bilderberg's dicks
>current minister of justice is a fucking niggress who got in because of some (((connections)))
>fucking RICH OIL NIGGERS from colonies and tourists buying out apartments in Lisbon- cost of living skyrockets and locals can't live there anymore. It's a total fucking shithole
>No one seems to give a shit about the interior dying, just import a 10000million niggers because RACE ISN'T REAL- just more slave labour
>speaking of slaves the southerners import fucking bangladeshi, nepalese and pikes and use them to work the fields
>MUH UNIONS- total fucking joke, govt workers protest and protest and protest- fuck up other people's schedules FOR NO REASON
>govt is bureaucratic nightmare
I'm sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting