/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SPIRIT OF TEXAS EDITION

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Thank the Baker
~~Thanks Baker!~~

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MAGA!

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I GOT POTUS COVERED

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Awoo.

>a fucking star

CHECK YOSELF

BEFO YO WRECK YOSELF

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Oh my

This nigger mayor doesn't know he's the only one that fucked up so far.

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REMINDER TO ALL (UN)IRONIC MEMEFLAGS AND IRRELEVANT COUNTRIES BLACKPILLING, SHILLING AND DISRUPTING

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>French politics

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>IM NOT GONNA BLAME FEMA AND THE RED CROSS RIGHT NOW...

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MAGA
TRUMP 2020
OBAMA BTFO
HILLARY BTFO
TEXAS BTFO

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What do I do with this?

>and anyone walking around with negative thoughts, negative attitude then check yourself
>this is not the time to engage in negativity
>when we have people out here serving this city

this dude is practically shielding himself with that dead officer's body
he's scared shitless though because he knows he's in a bad position

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>>139511569

>>139511778
>weeb
opinion discarded

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>>139511840
fugg forgot image

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>>139511569
>>139511670
Thanks baker!

>>139511798

They are French after all.

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IT'S FLOODIN DOWN IN TEXAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

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>>139511713

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>>139511819
NEAT! AWOOOO!
also fuck the mayor

>>139511799
>how to lose more support for your party in one simple step

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>139511859
>leaf
not even worth it

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>>139511864
That mayor belongs in jail for at least manslaughter, if not murder.

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>>139511914
nice one anon

>>139511840
>>139511864
He should resign. He got multiple people killed because he wanted to play politics with a fucking cat 4 hurricane.

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>>139511914

>>139511798
EXCUSE ME

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>>139511914

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Y'all seen this yet?

>>139511914
NO, I KNOW WHAT PEPES DO, that pepe is going to rape that poor awoo, we have to stop him

>>139511799
>right now
Nignogs in politics was a mistake.

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Big Al Big Tex are on the loose they are both over 1000 lbs and 14 ft long and apparently they love dark meat ..

crying mexican mom, murica

>>139512053
It's the return on "YOU LOOT WE SHOOT" signs I hope.

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>>139511807
>NO FUNNY BUSINESS

>>139511914
kek that's amazing

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>people that like 5 guys

>>139512053
I like how they ignore that a person was killed.

>>139512053
Oh my fucking Lord

>captcha: select all storefronts

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>>139512053
Whelp, if they insist on learning the hard way...

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>>139511989
the absolute fucking state of Democrats, they are pure evil and people are finally starting to see it

>>139512111
Oh fugg.

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>>139512053
>niggers are too stupid to stock up on supplies before hand

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>>139512027
Noice

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>>139512111
OH SHIT

>>139512244
What story?

>>139512077
Its not rape if she wants it.

>>139511569
Has Houston gotten worse recently? We have discussed in detail just how bad it is around 12.

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>>139512077
too late

>>139511569
President Trump does not care about black people

>>139512111
i hear alligators have never evolves because they are already the perfect killing machine

God floods shitty countries

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>>139511569
Who /Texas/ here?!

>>139512378
*with Haitians

>>139512111
oh fug

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>>139511673
POTUS has the best protection
>tfw you memed a fictional superspy into being part of POTUS's security detail

>>139511923
can someone shop the based kekistani flag on here?

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>>139512323
IT'S HAPPENING

>>139512323
ITS MASSIVE

>>139512328
I'm not even sure, probably some Russia bullshit story some anon was feeding her, just like the pissgate fanfiction they all ran with

>>139512339
its worse than Katrina which surprised me

something like 90 trillion gallons of water and the hurrican may also make landfall again in louisinia

>>139512370
Don't they only ever attack at the waters edge, and not while swimming or submerged and snoozing?

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>>139512349

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>>139512440
i fucking wish..

>>139512053
After 3 Fucking days, I could stay in my house for at least a week with out going out, what the fuck is wrong with ppl ?

>>139512328
the months of russian bullshit

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>>139512440

present

>139512378
>http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/americas/canada-floods-quebec-montreal/index.html
lel leafs btfo!!!!!!!

>>139512503
Aren't they still running with pissgate?

>>139512370
you're thinking of crocodiles
but alligators are no joke either. they're hard to kill and can live in very polluted water.

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>tfw no real anime
>tfw no infrastructure project
>tfw texas is being damaged
is there anything good happening?

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President Donald J. Trump

>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.

>>139511798
>100 Days
>26K in make-up

Mrs. Macron is eating the make-up?

>>139512551
Why do you guys always post pics of my girlfriend on here?

>>139512535
>gators don't attack while swimming
anon...

>>139512053
how is it i can survive for a week off a bag of rice, beans, and dried goods, but somehow during a storm, everyone suddenly has to zerg rush a supermarket to survive?

>>139512535
i saw a vid where an alligator bit another alligators arm off and the victim alligator didn't even care

>>139512657
Niggers gonna nig.

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>>139512440
texas pride

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>>139512551
>ywn cuddle with Taytay on the sofa
>ywn have a pure and wholesome romantic relationship with her
why live exactly? have we ever figured that out?

>>139512573
No one likes quebec, they deserved it

>>139512479
kek that was great. I miss the best bond film arguments

>>139512655
Imagine dumping some gas on that and setting it alight

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>>139512332
>>139512342

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>>139512481
Die faggot, it's time to stand with TEXAS

>>139511713
>Melania could pull off being a tomboy
Fugg me, Trump truly is a patrician when it comes to women

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CNN utterly blown out

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/902601446176284672

>>139512655
damn, they even saved all the larvae

>>139512655
OH GOD! ARE THOSE WHITE PARTS THE WINGS OF THE FEMALES WHO CAN JET OFF AND MAKE A NEW COLONY!?

BURN IT WITH FIRE

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>>139512657

>>139512639
IDFK, Coonass. We deal more with coyotes, mountain lions and wild hogs here.

>>139512577
what are the differences between the two and which ones are stronger ?

>>139512657
Steel Reserve and Newports are in short supply

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>>139511798

>>139512559
you probably never leave the house, NEET retard.

>>139512657
I promise to only eat your legs now. We might get hungry again around 10, and we'll need your arms for then.

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>>139512655
oh god thats scary

>>139512655
What is this? A rescue party for ants?

>>139512576
Yeah, even after it came out it was literally some anon that wrote it as a joke. It's backfired pretty bad on them though.

>>139512657
the great panic

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>>139512479
It was a godly thread, many 007's and keks entailed.
>>139508615
I think this shit needs to be in the first post as "MAGA POWER LEVEL: >>link<<"

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YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH CNN GET BTFO

https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/902613640720908288/video/1

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>>139511747
And guess who won the election that year

>>139512655
>tripping face first into that

I've got the worst case of hiccups I've ever had.

What does this mean?

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>>139512370
These are two of them that are loose they will definitely eat little black children today

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>>139512440
Brazoria county checking in. Drove up to liberal ass San marcos to evac. Beautiful women hand in hand with cuck faggots everywhere. It's sad... my goal is to bang one of these broads before I heard back Thursday.

>>139512655
i see that shit all the time on the side of a road that floods every year in my neighborhood
ants are very resourceful. I think they're floating on the corpses of other ants.

>>139512440
Lived there for over 8 years. I grew up in California and I'm back in California. But in my heart I am a TEXAN.

I will return as soon as I can.

>>139512768
... I don't see the problem. Can anyone explain?

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>>139512655
Someone should hire SteveO and make him jump into it.

what did the mayor do this time?

>>139512730
>I miss the best bond film arguments
That's cuz it's already been settled
t. Goldfinger

>>139511798
How do you not know anything about french culture
Men buy makeup just like women there
It's been a cultural practice for centuries due to their lack of bathing

UH OH..weather models are starting to pick up on a hurricane potentially hitting NYC next week

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>>139512934
shelters you say...?

>>139512974
San Marcos is easy pussy. There are way more girls than guys so they are desperate for dick.

>>139512768
>https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/902601446176284672

Holy fucking shit

actually I just realised the true might of President Trump.

You see, Remember how /ptg/ jokes about the Trump Curse, about how everyone who has talked shit about him has got hit?

Well, all the anti-fa currently being bussed in to protest Trump's latest action in the hurricane might actually be wiped out - all the anit-fa AND the busses are in a flood danger zone. It is HIGHLY possible all of them will be hit by any future flooding and wiped out, Old Testiment biblical Great Flood style.

>>139512999
Watch the vid nigga ass reverse satan

>>139512955
Press F

>>139512832
Don't get pissy with me. I just saved your life because you would've gone to Florida and jumped in a gator-infested pond because your retarded ass thought it would be safe.

>>139513084
>>139512768
can't watch, what happens?

>>139512768
based negress
dems r the real racists :^)

>>139512535
I remember reading a story where a guy swam down the amazon and he stayed in the middle of the river because the water creatures would leave him alone there.

>>139512934
>>139512768
Love to see them get shit on but for once, just ONCE, they were reporting on the event and not on some political commentary.

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>>139512508

>>139512655

LOOK AT THOSE POOR REFUGEES

>>139512871
You're about right at this stage of life, but i have no need to, got everything I need right here !
Lel

>>139512655
That's impressive that they have an evolutionary strategy for surviving severe flooding

>>139512805
Those are grubs, dude

>>139512111
Those gators got the AIDS you do know that right?

>>139511852
Noice.

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>>139513220

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>>139513145
>you would've gone to Florida

>>139513158
>agree to interview
>chimp out midway through

At least it was CNN

>>139512156
Nah, Texans are pussies
When Harvey buytrapes Louisiana you can bet your ass you'll see 'em again though

>>139512657
Sitting in a computer chair requires less calories than surviving a natural disaster maybe?

HERES A JOKE

AMERICA

LOL

>>139513223
antwan, antiqua, antavius,

>>139512508
So no AIDS gator attacks?

I just turned on Savage, has Gorka been interview yet??

https://www.iheart.com/live/ksfo-560-5343/

>>139513156
Black woman describes how no one came then tears CNN a new one for sticking cameras in people's faces while they're trying to survive.

>>139513417
america who

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>>139512111
>Being this limp wristed
This happens here regularly
Grow a pair

>>139512655
>All the people that have never seen this before
I guess I sholdn't brag about living in a swampy area.

>>139512805
>attack fire ants with fire
>it only makes them stronger

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>>139512657
Gee I don't know Bob.

>>139513417
Says the leaf.

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>>139513417

>>139513491
America (You)

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>>139513491
America the Beautiful.

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>>139513066

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ATXfag reporting in. Not all of us are cucked, mostly just the ones from (((California))). But what the fck do I know

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>>139512768
ooo fuck, that was pretty bad

http://www.wandtv.com/story/36236348/gov-rauner-signs-trust-act
>"Illinois has been welcoming of immigrants for a long time, and this bill will continue that tradition," said Governor Rauner, after signing the TRUST Act into state law.

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>>139512440
Fort Worth reporting in

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>>139512156
Hurricane Andrew had the best signs

>>139513049
it is. but this is my favorite theme
>dat crunchy guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM&list=PLD4A8sYoLfVckUYSDMdFUeMSJO0DCIGPt

>>139512985
>ants are very resourceful. I think they're floating on the corpses of other ants.

ants truly are nature's communists

>>139513078
I'm starting to notice this. Went out last night and almost took one home but her fat friend cock blocked me. Round 2 starts in a few hours.

>HYPE

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>>139513655
The entire state of IL is a sanctuary state now...FML

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>>139513066
N-nani?!

>>139513492
dont forget about the idiots who have bet boas, cobras, and monkeys

are there any nudes of that asian lady yet

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>>139512934

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>>139511798
That absolute state of the west Europe

>>139512440
Kek, it's true because you're actually part of mexico

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>>139513066
>>139513619
>God hitting all the degenerate hellholes

>>139513665
everyone here knows you shills are lying to push the chinese hoax known as climate change. Texas is bright and sunny today.

>>139513492
>Bragging about eating mother nature's grool.
You floridians really have nothing else going for you, huh?

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>>139513574
>>139513614
terrific

>>139513049
>not from russia with love

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>>139513796
Nigger they will NEVER take it back.

>>139513655
>cant afford to pay off scratcher ticket winners
>welcomes a cursed population to his shithole state

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I need it

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>>139513066
oh yes

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>>139513697
A man of tashte, I shee.

>>139512833
Crocs have stronger bite strength
Gators btfo Crocs in literally every other category

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GOES16 last 30 mins loop

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>>139513417

>>139512479
That wasn't even the last one. There were several great gets that day, and another 007 one not listed.

I NEED MILK

>>139513066
hurricanes are FAKE NEWS. Theres no such thing. Climate change is a HOAX.

>>139513655
>it's a "leftist doesn't distinguish between legal and illegal immigrants" episode

>>139511713
She's hot. She can pull off any look and completely own it.
Trump is the fucking man.

>>139512832
Cry more bitch is
You Texans were never trained to survive in the wild with actual land animal threats

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>>139514027
Granted that is not the most comprehensive screengrab, just the bare bones of it, a pic related, if you will. But yeah, that was a fucking great night.

>>139512768
>https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/902601446176284672
Heh typical
>pick out someone upset in the hopes she starts blasting trump
>get blasted themselves
did cnn bitch say "russian waters"?

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>>139513492
feels good man

>>139513959
Fuck hurricane is gonna fuck me up

>>139514036
HE NEEDS SOME MILK

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>>139514036
Calcium deficiency is dangerous anon

>>139513417
You umm need to be 18 to post here.

>>139513880
They're doing a good job of it.

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Classy

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>>139512768

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>>139513417
back to the cuckshed, leaf

>>139514036
HIT UP YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE, DOOFUS.

>>139512440
>since the Alamo
Sixth generation Native Texan reporting in.

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>>139511569

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F

>>139513049

Thats a weird way to say Golden Eye.

>>139514250
By stagnating at 40%?

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>>139514318
REMEMBER

>>139514354
What a degenerate.

>>139514256
>muh 80% overhead
I'm not donating to (((Red Cross))) even if BB is /ourguy/

>>139514377
How'd he go down? Shot? Drowned?

>>139512999
This.

Like, just walk away nigga.

>>139512082
We've all been saying this for a long time.

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>>139512370
>>139512577
*Blocks your gator*

>>139514354
Dare I say, is he /ourqueer/?

>>139514438
The latter.

>>139512974
Go for it man. I'm rooting for you. Plenty of college sluts I'm San Marcos.

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>TROOPS!

>>139514543
Damn. Shit way to go F

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>>139514388
That one's only the best Brosnan Bond film, friendorinorooni.

>>139514354
John Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.
Jenny Matrix: Oh, Dad, that is so old.
John Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive.
[thinks and smiles] Maybe they were right.

>>139514572
>all those nazis

>>139514438
drowned in his squad car

>>139513492
I said dark meat you FAGGOT. Country boys are going to ride big al and big tex like fucking jet skis. they will be having bluegums on the menu though you fucking floridonian pussy.

>>139514438
Drowned in his police car.

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>>139514163
Rushing waters

>>139514250
They are, but not anymore when we have ICE, the President, AND the governor all working to get rid of them.

>>139514410
I thought you were 42% white.

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>>139512934
>YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH CNN GET BTFO

Golly, I hope that lady's husband and child's father is ok, why isn't he in the interview?

GOD FLOOD AMERICA
THE COUNTRY THAT I HATE

Is Melania ok?

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>>139512440
right here senpai!

>>139514666
Frig off

>>139514354
Goy George

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Not baking the next thread, I need to take the dogs out for a walk.

>>139514801
I'm well aware of them helping you but you're a long way till being fixed.

I just watched the butthurt pour out of the TV from Jeff Zeleny on CNN.
He was upset people were cheering on Trump.

step 1: go to http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/
step 2: search for afghanistan
step 3: kys

>>139513214
No mercy for CNN, ever.

>>139514438
he was on the force for 34 yrs old, believe he served in either vietnam or korea one of those...... wife told him not to leave, he took the red pill.

>>139514939
she was looking qt today. but heels? seems like a good way to sink into saturated ground.

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>>139514939
Apart from some leftist hate, she's doing great.

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>>139514989

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>>139514544
Thanks for the blessing of digits, bro

>>139513665
Brother.

>>139514284
>that pic
It passed, however it's the same as that Israel bill congress wants to pass.
It may become statute law, but a court will say it's unconstitutional since it infringes on civil liberties.

>>139514438
>Perez
>Spanish, not black
How the fuck did this guy drown in his squad car.

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>>139515011
>STOP CHEERING
>HE'S ONLY USING THIS FOR A PHOTO OP
>REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>139514508
strong kitty

>139515038
Trump said he wasn't going to leave in 2015.

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>>139515011
I love how much emotional suffering CNN is enduring under Trump.

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>>139511569
Did Trump just play 3D chess with this picture?

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

>>139515011

did they show it live or on accident?
I doubt they run the clip again

>>139515222
https://youtu.be/7_RlH7rnAqg

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>>139515195
well he is

>>139515376
t. wop spawn in Vaughn

>>139515333
>PRAISE!!

Trump supporters are retards

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>>139515333
OH MY GOD HOW DID HE KNEW

>>139514893
42.6% and Hispanics went from 38% - 39% in about 7 years. Asians are now the fastest growing group in Texas. Though we got .2% more white between 2015 - 2016.

>>139515333
OF COURSH.

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139515530

>>139515333
Checked.

Also, just a coincidence.

>>139514964
>farm
>implying texas isn't 100% shitty redneck mccmansions and strip malls
Stop LARPing as a farmer you suburban pos

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>>139514632
>>139514388
>>139513049
>>139513855

>not OHMSS

>>139515530
t. raped-as-a-child cyclist queer

>>139515333
It's impossible for him to keep doing this, he'd have to spend 16 hours a day checking out the trends. I spend 8 and I'm still behind. Also, my job skills have utterly deteriorated.

>>139515530
Literally who?

>>139511675
Awooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9IkBvy8eE
dayuuum, more of this weather hottie plz

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>>139515153
Whatever you say leaf

Why can't I sleep when I get weed, I just keep thinking need to smoke more. Then the high isn't as good or long lasting, cause i'm so tired, but need to keep smoking

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anyone pics of trump with the tex flag? really nice pics and would love one as a BG

>>139513855
Heavy contender
>>139515607
Haven't seen it yet.

>>139515708
That accent. In another life I'd had married a texan QT

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>>139515914
Got this one.

WHERE IS THE WALL
WHERE IS THE WALL
WHERE IS THE WALL
WHERE IS THE WALL
WHERE IS THE WALL
WHERE IS THE WALL

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>>139515333
Good one, and checked.

>>139515914
Check out the Newswire pics in the past few threads

>>139515871
Fuckin leaf. Weed is the worst drug ever. Makes you think you're having profound thoughts and shit when in reality you're just sitting on the couch growing a beard.

>>139515482
>redbox

that is still a thing?

>>139516129
Fuck yes it is.

All the people being "rescued" are old fucks & non-whites

Americucks will spend tens of billions to build new homes for these idiots

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>>139516061
good one. thank u

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>>139515482
>stripe
>dat flotus

>>139516192
what movie do you think Melania got?

>>139516125
I feel weed makes you Normal. It slows everything down and you can concentrate and look at things better..
Cause when you're not high you're just BLAH, and amused of the illusions of life you dont see, until you get a wake up call from the sobering weed

300

>>139516255
Stop posting this coal burning eceleb

>>139515871
you are hooked, same as i was

you get depressed if you go a day without smoking, just quit altogether and get depressed, better than spending money on some plant

>>139515640
>my job skills have utterly deteriorated
I feel you on that. /pol/ is life and lucky for me, I sit at a computer for work.