A buddy of mine has created a dope ass idea on how to do so. According to him, he was listening to the national anthems of different countries and eventually happened across the original national anthem for the US; Hail Columbia. Anyways, as he clicked the video, instead of hearing glorious old school patriotism inspiring, freedom boner creating music, his ears were quote, "...obliterated by the McDonald's jingle". And suddenly, like Jesus realizing his calling as the son of God, or when Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold realized how much they hated everyone, he had an epiphany. He created this petition. To my fellow /pol/aks and kekistanis; as my friend would say, let's REALLY make America great again. Sign this petition to go forth before President Trump.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-mcdonalds-im-lovin-it-jingle
We need your support
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