/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: NO WAY OUT EDITION

holy shit guys

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JAKE PAUL,
OUR ARYAN LORD AND SAVIOUR,
IS HERE TO SAVE US FROM THE HURRICANE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hBjLcOk9nM

Starting this bread with a nice CNN chimpout. Enjoy, lads.

>https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360

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POST ABANDONED DOGGOS

https://twitter.com/jdmiles11/status/902388910113923073

Did Carlos make it?
any updates?
Did he shoot a looter or two?

Reminder
>Friday is welfare day

>>139502463
NEW CYCLONE COMING FOR FLORIDA KEKS

checkem

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>POL BTFO

I'M PROUD OF MY CITY.

WE ARE HOUSTON

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>>139502606
FUCK CNN

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>>139502606
FUCK REPORTERS

When would be the best time to return to Harris county? I'm in Austin right now and I want to avoid traffic like I did when I came here at midnight, any suggestions, lads?

>>139502463

Live stream in the downtown!

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw

>>139502610
stay dry doggo

>>139502572
You forgot the flooded airport photo

>>139502620
This.
Last I saw he was posted up by his door with his shotgun, this was like 14 hours ago though.

>>139502463
ADD TO OP

TX WEATHER MODIFICATION LICENSE:
https://www.license.state.tx.us/weather/weatherfaq.htm

we need more weather hacking in tejas

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>>139502463
So what exactly happened with barker? How did they manage this?

>>139502610
Poor doggo

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Just saw on livestream 5-6 unmarked charter buses coming into town. ANTIFA has arrived.

>>139502662
By car, you have to wait for everything to not be flooded so you don't drown your car out. By foot, boat, whatever else, just go back whenever you want to risk getting shot by looters.

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How long until the evacuation centers reach Katrina status? Stay at a hotel if you're white

>>139502731
WHERE THE FUCK IS CARLOS GUYS!?

>>139502646
>let's keep focusing on race

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>poo in the loo set fire to the stew

>>139502646
>>America is what is happening in Houston
>America is a natural disaster

>>139502622
BWAAAAAAHAAHAHAHHAHA

*huff*
pffffPFFFFFFFF DLUUUURRRMPFFFFFFF

>>139502646
#houstonstronk

1:11 PM 108.67'

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ARE THERE ANY FUNCTIONING WHATABURGERS IN HOUSTON, PLEASE RESPOND

>>139502747
Sensor is confirmed to have broken. Barker is believed to be in the region of 104 - 106'

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>>139502646
sorry, sweetie, but no

>>139502620
Carlos checked in this morning and said he was about to GTFO before Addicks spilled over. Haven't heard from him since.

sad to say it looks like our happening is cancelled, boyos. sunny in KT right now.

>>139502662
Never. Everything you own is lost. Start over in Austin

>>139502726
>kek

We've just broken the Continent wide rainfall record. 49 inches at the weather gauge east of Houston.

>>139502610
Look how scared he is. Fuckin cunt owners.

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>niggers loot a pet store

>>139502916
does she even live in Texas?

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>>139502731
>>139502805

Shit was serious last I saw before I fell asleep.
Carlos was convinced there was a gang of looters outside his door and he was armed with a shotgun and a fairly large handgun
Anyone know what happened?

>>139502747
The sensor died or reached it's max.
They mentioned it in the thing this morning at 8:00

Three buses with police escort moving through downtown.

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>>139502463
Creekfag here
I'll be checking out the actual Cy Creek water level in a few minutes
https://periscope.tv/creek3

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>>139502780
how do you get is not sideways?

>>139502610
It's a Pit Bull. Let it die.

>>139502879
no, they're Waterburgers now

>>139502786
I'll be passing by Elgin and Giddings, I know they got some water too, but these last few days the storm was concetrated in Houston, it should be going down in those to areas by know I think

I'll be going by car

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>>139502816

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>>139503035
forgot pic

>>139503029
Besides Carlos, what happened to USS Autism? Did he make it to his relative's place??

>>139503003
>me in the middle

>>139502610
Pitbull? Should have shot it tbqh.

>The flood gauges are flooded

>>139502646
>white people doing the heavy lifting

How bad is guys?

>>139502879
>>139502879
god bless texas!!

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>>139502610

>>139502646
Minus the liberal bacillus posting about their wish for dead white people and Trump voters, of course.

>>139503029
He evaced gg

>>139503133
hehe

>>139502780
Blow the goddamn bus up. Fuck the cops as well.

>>139503029
>>139502805
Just watched some of his latest periscope vids and hes on the move to safer territory because the levee was becoming too much of an unstable threat.
If anyone has any more info I would love to hear it.

https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360

Sheboon recking CNN live. must see

Well lads I am blocked off from the main roads. Police have set up a bunch of barricades. Was trying to get a good picture of the Brazos River as it is supposed to Crest this evening at 59 ft mind you the flood stage starts at 45 ft.

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Latest Addicks update. https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw
good periscope stream of downtown.

Also, >>139503003 is fake in case you can't tell.

>>139502879
Unless they're in a tower? Nah.

>>139503213
The fuck is wrong with these 'people'?

>>139502662
I'm in the exact same situation. The news is saying Friday would be the earliest

>>139503154
>goldstein4usa
kek

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>>139502463
pussies

>>139502916
I think we know what must be done.

>>139502879
ARE THE WAFFLEHUTS STILL OPEN!?!

on a scale of one to ten, how fucked are houstanites?

>>139503129
Die in the next storm, scumfuck.

>>139502674
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw

SLIP NIGGER, SLIP AND FALL !

I'm watching on Fox and every commercial break there's someone trying to sell precious metal to old people as retirement
Whats the scam here?

>>139503291
>>>MotherOfGod.jpg
Upload cool pics pls :3

>>139502646

pol wasnt btfo, just the racist losers

>>139503444
7.444

>>139503444
13, and checked

>>139503444
444% fucked

>>139503059
Starting now, can't link because mobile. See ya there.

>>139503462
probably a high mark up, but other than that metals are a redpilled asset

>>139503215
>liberals wish for dead white people and trump voters because texas
>/pol/ wishes for dead minorities because houston
>t-totally not two sides of the same coin guys

>>139503453
Day of the Rake coming soon

What is the best way to catch a outside cat?

Can someone please tell me how this thing is still in the same spot? Honestly.

Addicks Reservoir Facing West livestream

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

Paused the stream to do some chores 2 hours ago. Resume it and the water line visibly jumped from where it had been.

>>139503342
Damn, well, it's not too far off

We'll just have to leave before the others leave, keep your eyes out for armadillos on the road, almost crashed trying to get to Austin

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>>139503444
It's probably gonna be a chemical wasteland for a while after this considering all the refineries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc

>>139503462
>market isn't expected to SPLOOOMMFFF down
>market for anything precious isn't entirely (((controlled)))

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310 gators have escaped from gator county
https://twitter.com/wsyx6/status/902282167463510016
Anon driving on I10 watch out for gators trying to cross the road if you even get that far, because I'm 90% sure I10 was completley flooded from Winnie to Fannett

>>139502879

We are at condition RED on the Whataburger index.

We are off index on the Waffle House scale.

Fuck Carlos...he a bitch

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>>139502610

Pit bulls deserve death

>>139503462
precious metal is hilariously non-liquid for transactions, tracks an index that has zero correlation with the progress of our economy, etc. No opportunity for growth, so might be safer for an old fuck. I'd just stick with index/hedge funds.

So how bad is it gonna get?

>>139503627
Because he didn't want to stay and drown?

>>139503612
rsbn coverage is best coverage!

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>>139502463
Anon here from previous thread...


Anons...My bitch of an ex-wife is staying for the next wave of the hurricane hit. She lives in Lake Charles ( Westlake to be exact). She has my children and I need to know what are the likely chances of this area getting fucked just like Houston. If so, I need to leave now.

Shes trying to downplay it like nothings wrong but I went through Katrina when I was 18 and its not the initial hurricane Im worried about. its those damn flood waters rising.

Help an anon out. I may have to get my kids but everyone is telling me to chill and everythings fine.

In Lafayette, Louisiana currently.

>>139503573
Go get raped by a spic you dog-hating subhuman baboon.

>>139503444
Most do not have flood insurance. Unless we want millions of people to start from zero they're going to need a bailout

>>139503565
One of those two groups is shooting at boats trying to rescue people.
Guess why /pol/ wants them dead? Also fuck off back to /r/eddit

>>139503462
Gold and Silver crashed too during the last market crash, they advertise it as a safe investment, when it isn't.

>>139503579
can of tuna

>>139503444
Solid 7 to 8. Downtown is fucked and the duration of water damage is going to cause supply issues. Right now you have people with water (potable water) and electric and food but supplies are dwindling down due to the lack of ground transport. Soon people will start to run out of these and more will die especially the elderly/sick.

Long term, there's oil money in houston, but oil prices are down and houston is "diverse" meaning poorer neighborhoods are going to be fucked, less than 20% of people have flood insurance. In the areas with money there will be a rush to rebuild but the assessment of such will take time, in areas without urban blight is likely and it's possible that entire suburbs will basically become abandoned (loan, no flood insurance, no way to get out of it without foreclosure).

>>139503705
I don't hate all dogs. Just pits

>>139503705
Pit Bulls kill dogs you dipshit

>>139503619
Gators are bro-tier

>>139503684
true

>>139503705
Fuck you and pitbulls. Jesus. 99% of those dogs are pure cancer.

>>139503684
Fuck Carlos...and Fuck You too

https://www.periscope.tv/Creek3/1mnxemmEVBRxX
Cypress Creek stream by anon

>>139503619

DINDU EATERS DEPLOYED

>>139503705
>dog-hating
Hating pitbulls is not hating dogs.

>PLANNED EXPLOSIONS
heard on dispatch

>>139503005
Commiefornia

>>139503369
I think she blocked me for asking why a liberal could be so fat and why hadn't shared her tendies with the other spics

>>139503693
Dude, if you are that concerned, just fucking go - but ensure you do so safely.

>>139502916
Houston here pretty comfy lads.

>>139502916
imagine having to go through life as a fat deluded beaneress.

>>139503579
try shaking a box of something that will lure kitter into thinking you have food ( dry pasta or something)

>>139503735
It has a safer worst case scenario floor.
Metals aren't going to be totally worthless overnight.

>>139503855
CHECKED AND PRAYING

>>139503735
Are you fucking retarded? Go to Kitco and go look at the charts from the last recession.

Stupid leaf strikes again

>>139503781
>>139503806
You don't even have to post pictures of yourself for me to tell what colour your skin is. Hating dogs is un-white.

>>139503693
Go now. When Harvey gets its shit together again that area is kill.

>>139503693
Think worst case scenario. Go grab your kids and GTFO. Why be cautious and later regret? Look what caution from the mayor got Houston.

>>139502606
>139502606
nig had a point though..

in Katrina these media parasites swarmed my neighborhood with the cockiest fucking attitudes and leave just the same. They do nothing but help they just want their big story.

FUCK CNN. FUCK ALL MSM. IF YOURE NOT THERE TO HELP FUCK RIGHT OFF

>>139503003
is this real?

>>139503693
Depends on how close she is to the barrier.
https://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=a453aa13410abd65&hl=en&gl=US&source=web

>>139503693
Louisiana is going to get hit next so you may as well go.

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I'm going to dump some more pics

>876 call backlog from 1 dispatcher

>>139503976
they do nothing to help*

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Someone tell me the corpse farm in San Marcos is okay... They have been through enough already.

>>139502995
>https://twitter.com/jdmiles11/status/902388910113923073
These guys did pretty good not reaching out right away. Probably would have been bit.
If you rescue a dog like this you don't want to be talking too much either, they may have increased some anxiety for it. Still pretty good though, approach calm and slow and see if you can get it to come to you.

>>139503693
you need a ride or something?

>>139503815
kek you can tell he made his dad drive him out so he can larp a reporter, dad dont sound so proud of his little boy desu.

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>>139504007

>>139503855
>PLANNED EXPLOSIONS
Amazing I can find this exact post that quickly from a totally different forum. I am entranced by your words....do continue.

>>139503815
this is a good stream. also
https://www.periscope.tv/Creek3/1mnxemmEVBRxX
will be back in half an hour

>>139503660
Breddy bad :DDD

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What did they mean by this?

>>139503684
he's overly cautious

>see van drive down street
>"OMG I'm about to get looted guys"

>pass someone on sidewalk
>"FUCK I almost got mugged"

>car parks at gas station
>"SHIT these guys are gonna rob the place"

>>139503705
>muh pit bulls
>muh dogs
>right swing SJWs

Fuck off.

>>139504007
Niggers started looting elderly people now?

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>>139503923
fuck you nigger

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>>139503462
BUY GOLD AND SILVER BECAUSE THE MARKET IS AS RELIABLE AS WET SCORE CARDS ROSLANDCAPITALGOLDISGOINGTOBEHIGHERTHANEVERHURRICANESALLKINDSOFBADSTUFFYOUNEEDGOLDFROMROSLANDCAPITAL

>>139503565
>Implying pol is one person.
Dumb ass, you're here too aren't you?

>>139504007
WE WUZ FLOOD KANGZ

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>>139504111

Flood Control District is having another briefing.

>>139504061
what the hell is going on here
how did he get under there

>>139503976
But the media provides crucial information and insight to those who cannot experience it firsthand. They serve their purpose, but you are absolutely right; the pompous/arrogant attitudes that they present themselves with comes off as very rude.

>>139504148
that's just barron trump's aura

>>139504150
He was cautious in everything except his house potentially being flooded.

>>139503815
>https://www.periscope.tv/Creek3/1mnxemmEVBRxX
>Cypress Creek stream by anon

TELL THAT STUPID FUCKING WHITE BOI TO FIX HIS PHONE

>>139504148
>>139504148
Government wants Texans to die. This storm will never end.

>>139504007

Somebody's poor grammy got Blacked

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>>139504211

>>139503693
Go drown yourself on livestream pretending to save them.
>Be the hero they never deserved

ADDICKS UPDATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9IkBvy8eE

>>139504007
that nig is gonna make her take off her dentures if you get what I'm sayin

>>139504213
Forensics research.

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>>139504162
>AYY WE LOOTIN GRAMMAS UP IN DIS #HARVEYLOOTCREW

>>139504213
It's a big farm of dead bodies, for research. My bro works there

>>139503705
pit bulls are the niggers of the canine world

>>139504213
looks like a body farm

>>139502463
I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Trumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS.

>>139503705
>/pol/ thinks all niggers are born bad
>bu..but my pitbull dindu nuffin

>>139504308
>road may flood
Hmmmm....

>>139504148
it means dutch is still a cockmongling faggot.

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Perfect Chaos, Tornadoes, Knuckles, Rings, Flash floods

This is a very autistic storm that is purging Houston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z63qOqt4CZ4

>>139504007
Nog Picking Up Side-Bitch While Cuck Husband Observes, Houston, 2017 (Colorized. Blacked)

>>139504061
>corpse farm
my goodness!

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>>139502463
FRESH LIBERAL IRONY
>FRESH LIBERAL IRONY

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>>139504380
Fuck off shill.

I hope you drown.

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>>139504308

>>139504213
It's a corpse farm. It is used by scientists to study dead corpses in different enviroments. These findings is used in criminology to determine time of death for example.

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>>139502463
Holy shit its so much overflowed than 4 hours ago

>>139504190
I guess I should have said stormweenies

>>139504380
his is satire right on /pol/

>>139504159
>I hate dogs look at how cool I am do I fit in yet haha
Kill yourself you subhuman nigger trash. I value dogs more than I do dog-haters, because dog haters are never white, or even worse, commies.

>>139504365
>>139504401
Kill yourself, dog-hating trash. You're using oxygen that white people could use.

>>139504380
>we

>>139504380
Fuck you. I hope Houston residents die. Those who didn't support anyone running against Hillary can die. The niggers who went there from New Orleans can die. The spics who are there illegally can too.

>>139502610

wait till it savages the idiots rescuing it

>>139504213
body donated for science, they put the bodies in various conditions outside to study how they decompose

the cage is just there to keep animals away

UNCONTROLLED RELEASES AROUND THE AUXILIARY STRUCTURES AND SPILLWAYS ARE STILL POSSIBLE

>>139503976

When I was 16 I went through Hurricane Ivan and my entire neighborhood got rekt. We had to cut our way out of the fallen trees with chainsaws, had no electricity for like half a month, and then no net access for an additional month.

And outside of the local press, we got no media coverage whatsoever. Was a mostly white neighborhood at the time. The local press just came and got their shots and sound byes and left. Not one of them lifted a finger to help anybody with anything.

The media can eat a dick. They never help anyone, anywhere, during any disaster.

Also it flooded like fuck, but nothing like what's going on in Houston.

>>139504380
reported

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>>139504007

>>139503059

Watch out, SJWs are monitoring the comments

>>139503706
It a disaster area, so they will be able to get partial money from the feds.

>>139504467
Moms spaghetti is ruined, dog.

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>>139504380
FUCK OFF!!!!

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>>139504189
HI I'M WILLIAM DeBANE

>>139504380
No anon. you got it all wrong. we really are nazis.

Please drown in the flood subhuman

>>139503462

The best metal investment is ammunition.

>BARKER DAM WILL HAVE UNCONTROLLED SPILLS

>>139504435
That guy is way too young to be her husband.

>>139504380
>At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians.

The fuck are you talking about Shill? Get the fuck out of here.

>>139504380
I hope you and your family die a horrible death

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>>139504467

>>139504562
This isn't a "natural" disaster by any means if you catch my drift.

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>tfw high elevation house
>tfw the rain on my house is draining into your house
How's it feel bayou betas?

>>139503747
okay, outside cat, we decided to go to dallas for a few days (dry right now, but never know), but there a feral with some kittens, I can get the kittens, but don't want to leave the momma behind, even if she will hate life.

/pol/ack streaming!
https://www.periscope.tv/Creek3/1mnxemmEVBRxX
https://www.periscope.tv/Creek3/1mnxemmEVBRxX

>several months of dam releases

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>>139504527

Its literally ethnic cleansing!

>>139504464
it's pasta......

>>139504689
You should send out some messages in bottles for the poorfags to find

>>139504278
What did they mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AupPzsV_gY&feature=youtu.be

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>>139504467
SOMEONE SAVE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE

>>139504213
Imagine your job being to bring rotting maggot-infested corpses inside to PROTECT them?

The world, she's a topsy-turvy.

uncontrolled releases at the ends of the dams are a 'FEATURE' to help control the water.

holy fuck what a fantastic lie.

>>139504458
lel he gets some heat on twitter

>Folks, it’s fine to tweet hateful stuff at me. I’m a grownup. I can take it! But clearly I was both stressed & angry Friday night.
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>In any case, if it helps to keep calling me a murderer, then it’s cool—go ahead. I got my big boy pants on.

>>139504523
wow you're a retard

>>139504749
this kid is cute in an autistic way

>>139504749
>https://twitter.com/wsyx6/status/902282167463510016

>he got bit in his ankle a minute ago
>walking through that water

That foot is gone.

>>139504743
Well if they're feral, what are you gonna do? Take them with you? Can't.

>>139504832
He's Canadian...Why even respond to him

>>139504749
not connecting

>>139504770
Perfect

>>139503981
xlootcrew tags are fake

>>139504324
> Let's flood people so we can ensure our outdated structually unreliable highly likely of catastrophe dams will be safe for next week or next time it happens

FUCKING BREAK THE DAMS NOW BEFORE THESE WHITE NIGGERS FUCK UP EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE NEXT HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso2-02-24-1

HOLY SHIT HARVEY MOVING SE

THE RIDE WILL NEVER END

HE REFUSES TO GIVE UP

>>139503923
>Leaf

>>139504380
That is some pseudo-intellectual bullshit right there. Right-wing thinking gets power from the blight of a white man. And at this moment niggers and muslims are a direct threat to white man and his place in this planet.

>>139504832
Crawl in a ditch and die, dog-hating trash. You're a literal subhuman.

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>>139504667
>responding to pasta

>>139504867
he's gonna die

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>>139504913

>>139504571
>Swedish Tourism Brochure

>>139504380
Da fuck's this "we" shit?

>>139504749
That nigga gonna get Leptospirosis

>>139504380
stay mad

>>139504842
The delta p is ganna get him.

>>139502879
North Houston has whataburger operational around 45 maybe. And for sure holzwarth my nigger. Godspeed but not to fast no no hydroplane.

>>139504867
Hope the boi took his tetanus shot

>>139504832
i filter canadiun flags

>>139503705

Finally a leaf I can agree with.

>everyone hating on pits are either niggers, or Muslims.

>>139504938
>letting dogs die
Hello Mohammad.

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>it's actually texans' fault cuz they elected hypocrites so they don't deserve to be helped

https://web.archive.org/web/20170829183632/http://www.gooseinthegallows.com/no-houston-problem-thoughtsandprayers/

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>>139504913
resting up before coming for new orleans

>>139504749
full autist
i love it

>>139504813
Lmao, this. The media in Houston are in full damage control mode trying to make it seem like the situation is all good and the dams aren't completely fucked. The situation is out of their hands and mother nature is taking Houston for a wild ride.

>>139504749
He actually called him self a creek fag

>>139504061
I am but a humble farmer tending to my corpses

>>139504913
YEEEE

>>139503462
watching american ads is extremely hilarious and disturbing at the same time
>do you want nice skin? buy this lotion, might cause tuberculosis
>do you want to be skinny buy these pills. might cause heart attack and death
>do you want divorce and alimony? call 1-800-JEW

>>139503639
You deserve rape and death, geneticuck.

>>139505058
Suggested this a while back, thanks anon

How many deaths by the time this is over?

>>139504867
I used to think this only happened if you didn't treat it or had a literal garbage immune system

>>139504458
He is getting crusified on twitter, lol

HE'S A TRUE /POL/ACK

>>139503693
Fucking GO

>>139504749
is this the average /pol/fag?

>>139505126
+10k

>>139503919
Sorry Ahmed, I'm just going by what others have told me.

>>139502780
Are you sure it's not a bus for flood victims? Keep an eye on this if you can.

>>139504795
They mean that someone's controlling the thermostat. But they're not saying who.

>>139505126
>by the time this is over
>this
>over
>ever
I laugh

>>139504959
Shit, I fell for it.

>>139505058

>ant rafts rescueing people

>ant's not serving niggers


are ants /ourbugs/

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>>139505020
If only.

>>139502780
We /Syria General/ now

>>139505079
accurate desu

>>139505126
All of Texas.

>>139504888
Momma is skittish, the kittens are not. Don't want to leave the kittens, don't want to take the kittens iwthout momma

>>139504494
just fuck off you colossal faggot you have obviously no idea what you're talking about.

>>139505130
the thing is that water probably has a fuckload of whatever from everyones house/cars/everything essentially, so something could sneak in.

Hes prob gonna treat it and be fine.

Getting a big mouthful of that water though would be horrible.

>>139505045
This has already broken New Orleans records.

>>139504996
Americucks are the niggers of the universe.

>>139504401
Shut up you Midlands fag it doesn't matter if it's a nigger tier dog if you saw a dog in that much fear and you just laughed at it and left it to die that makes as sub human as your nigger neighbors. Fucking social reject, I bet you think about /pol/ and use it's values in real life all day like a loser aswell

>>139502610
stay safe doggo

>>139505204
Sorry dude, I saw it somewhere else and thought it was really stupid in a funny way.

>>139505105
pit bulls are the dindu of dogs
>Dumb
>Violent
>worthless as work or guard dogs

1:33 PM 108.73'

Happening soon

>>139504867
He needs to amputate stat

>>139505015
>caring about a dog that will murder your family.
Hello, faggot

>>139505148
YES.

>>139503693
Go get them idiot. Your dumbass ex wife can drown just fine on her own.

>>139505126
>by the time this is over
Oh you're funny

>I'll be ba-

rip autist

>>139504308
Looks fine. Don't be a pussy.

>>139504749
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>>139504749
F
F
F

>>139505272
You fuck off stormeweenie

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Anyone else enjoying some tasty canned food right now?

>>139505301
>midlands fag
im in kent tho

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>>139505072
kek
The place is a trip. The bugs get massive from all the free food. I guess it didn't flood : (

>>139504749
RIP creek boy

>>139505259
You got a control stick? If not, can't take the mother. She'll claw and bite your ass.

>>139505272
whenever you see a deus vult flag its obviously a sandnigger trying to be like a real people. just ignore em

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>>139505079
Sad but true

>>139505403
Died to a lose manhole cover.

>>139504380

Fuck off nigger pirate.

That kid was cringeworthy, if he posts just ban him for being underage.

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>>139505322
yeah it's gonna wash this shit away quickly.

>>139505309
What are you retarded? If you educate it like a normal person, it's not an aggressive dog.

>>139503642
if you want liquid metal, get mercury

>>139504365
See:
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>>139505259
taking the kitties without the momma (if they are still feeding off her) is pretty pointless unless you can find a surrogate mother who is also lactating or you plan on bottle feeding a litter of kittens.
take her babies so she has no choice but to follow suit and come with trusty human friend who saved her babies

>>139505126
50,000

>>139505035
fucking sa ved

MR. WILSON IS ON WEATHER CHANNEL

>>139504380
Pol is a collective hivemind of failed individuals who come together over something basic as skin color. They are losers, and from this resentment escalates racism and other garbage ideologies. I look forward to war, as an upper class citizen, to purge America of whiney losers, both black and white, whom of which have no respect for the work and cultivation that defines the individual.

>>139505336
Hiding behind the confederate flag doesn't make you white, you subhuman nigger. How does it feel that a dog's life is objectively worth more than yours, Tyrone?

Only the lowest of fucking scum let dogs die. Kill yourself, you literal baboon. You subhuman nigger. You fucking orangutan. You are wasting oxygen that white people, and dogs, could use.

I'd always prioritize saving a doggo, including a pitbull, over a nigger.

new thread where?
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>>139504380
You are an insult to pirates everywhere.

>>139504743
Can of tuna, cheese or anything tasty for kitties and a Have a Heart Trap.

>>139505479
Shit those are my favorite beans

>>139503751
Property prices are bound to drop, maybe its time to jew it up and create an apartment complex after all this is said and done.

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when will the damns be breached?

Praise kek

>>139505479
Goddamn I love those things.

>>139505560
There is almost no gradient there. So the flow won't be very violent

>>139505626
I am white and my family is from the south. Can you say the same, Muhammad?

>>139505479
I bought those but left them home, can you eat them from the can?

>>139504007
That's a nice door anon. Great patterns. Is that a based black guy that I hear about all ze time?

>>139505560
Where exactly is that, map co-ords? want to see which areas will be ded

>>139502610
perro caca

>>139505626
why do canadunce hate cats?