PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump press conf w/Finn Pres Niinistö 8/28/17
https://youtu.be/mIjhZlYf1Wg
>Pres Trump meets w/Finn Pres Niinistö 8/28/17
https://youtu.be/9Jz58vBxmCg
>UN Amb Haley on IAEA meetings 8/28/17
https://youtu.be/0Cr7yn4q3UM
>AG Sessions @Natl Fraternal Order of Police 8/28/17
https://youtu.be/rbKSvXIsZhQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis - Hold The Line 8/27/17
https://youtu.be/WnyYhTk1OUg
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #29 8/25/17
https://youtu.be/BqaB1oiabJY
>Weekly Update #5 - Lara 8/25/17
https://youtu.be/SK2z-ZGwV4Y
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TreasSec Mnuchin, NSA McMaster, HSA Bossert) 8/25/17
https://youtu.be/4gYdhWSkUUo
>This Week@State 8/25/17
https://youtu.be/G4jVZpyzBdw
>DeptInt Video - Eclipse Across America 8/25/17
https://youtu.be/O3qQDnzYX6U
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>MatrixTrump
https://youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>President Donald Trump Video - Tremendous/Incredible 8/21/17
https://youtu.be/mdzk2evC7cs
>NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
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prev >>139493705
Enjoy your flood america, LOL
MAGA!
Filthy fucking leaf
Post best pieces of comedy from 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf6I6y8OcoA
MOVEMENT
FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK WHITE PEEPOL
DON'T EVACUATE
uhh, maybe we should have evacuated
ATTENTION: NEW OP NEEDED
Also: fruitless retards that don't support Trump BTFO
>>139502642
FUCKING
Fresh pics of sexy flotus
Breaking news!
All out war has broken out in Houston! Reports of the newly formed New Gator Syndicate (NGS) and the Fire Ant Armada (FAA) declaring war on the USA as well as each other. Various other groups such as the Snek Red River Army (SRRA) and the Delta P Lurkers (DPL) have also been spotted moving into key strategic points. Stay tuned for more!
>>139502599
Enjoy getting fucked in trade Leaf, kek.
CNN BTFO by houston refugees
>>139502696
Isn't he the guy who called Abbott a fear-mongering idiot?
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.
>>139502696
Yeah, here is him siding with the mayor and taking a swing at the governor
>>139502599
Enjoy yours
How many Haitians are ya'll feeding now? Bless you for accepting those poor, downtrodden, well dressed, jeweled, electronics owning refugees
You truly are a beacon of hope to the world
>>139502742
awesome
>>139502742
>dat collar
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
*sits in your chair*
>>139500896
fugg I can see her hard nipple
>>139502326
>https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360
I knew this would backfire.
The other day CNN had a crew out on boat that was helping rescue people. They were shoving their cameras and mics into the poor people's faces the entire time.
>>139502696
I want some links for that numale.
>>139502699
Nice.
repostin
https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360
>>139502700
LEAF
>>139502742
there goes my latest vow of celibacy
>>139502923
https://twitter.com/lee_Ars
>>139502407
mmmmm whataburger
>>139502890
>ugg
what a disgusting human bean
>>139502700
SUBHUMAN
>>139502977
Trump looks EXACTLY like my grandfather in this image..
>>139502407
Is God smiting this leftist hub?
Post more Megyn
>>139502854
L-fuckingMAO at the cunt defending himself
>>139502860
She should be careful she wouldn't want that white shirt too get wet!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-29/us-conducts-successful-field-test-new-nuclear-bomb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>139502860
>>139503068
Melania looks fantastic
>>139502854
Please combine the 2 pics for posterity.
>>139502870
>>139503068
Showoff
>>139502977
Get one of the Ponytail, NEWSWIRE!
>>139502407
When hurricanes hit any operating fast food becomes insanely popular. When your power is out and grocery stores are closed, fast food places are an oasis of A/C, clean bathrooms, and hot food.
>>139502670
Thanks for saving me
Will you be my new husbando, Mr. Pepe?
>>139502407
Tfw tomorrow is the last day for this $2 burger promo, $3 if I add fries and icetea.
Fuck Im going to buy it tomorrow.
>>139502407
>trump's dumbass bitch is visiting a disaster ridden city in fucking stilettos like the clown whore she is
He better fucking hope he gets impeached or his entire retard family is getting assassinated for making america a laughingstock
Trump should come hang out with me in La Porte
>>139503068
Cute.
CNN btfo
https://twitter.com/TitusNation/status/902590647235780608
holy fuck i hated this shit when i worked at dairy queen
>wake up
>3 feet of snow on the ground
>trudge to my car
>remove all the snow off of it
>let it warm up
>plow through drifts (old, tough car) until i hit a main road that's been plowed
>slip and slide my way to work
>plow through drifts to a parking spot
>"well at least it will be super dead today and we can just clean, chat, and hang out"
>get inside
>get ready to go
>look out the front window and see three vehicles sitting and waiting for the store to open
>busier all day than it is during good weather
>>139502407
>Using the post I found
Nice
>>139503253
Dios mio
>>139503204
pepe is a sick FUCK!
>>139502860
thanks newswire, we been waiting for you
>>139502599
How was that fire? Gotta get more African firefighters next time.
I can't tell if Trish is having an orgasm over the thought of flooded out Texicans or trying to psychically channel the storm to hit a 3rd time
>>139503117
holy fuck why didn't anyone tell me about this
I gotta stop getting all my news from /pol/
>>139503227
>in fucking stilettos
Big if true
>>139503083
No
>>139502407
>>139502860
She looks like she could be a Secret Service Agent
>>139503161
Do I spot a little nip there?
>>139502407
>Buying burgers during a hurricane.
That's the America I know and love.
>4 days of work the next 2 weeks and LiS, Sonic mania, and Shantae DLC to play throughout it all
max comft
>>139503004
arigato. its great seeing this fag get blasted
>>139503227
She changed shoes on the plane.
>>139502841
kek
>>139502659
>>139503457
>I-I didn't know you felt that way about me, Donald...
>>139503487
What is a whataburger?
>>139503409
its not a new bomb and it is also been tested a few months ago. wait til we get to the secret warhead test
>>139503204
AWOO AND MAGA
>>139503381
DELET THIS
>>139503665
>>139503595
It`s like burger king and McDonalds but another brand, I think, I`m not sure.
>>139502922
>i am so sorry
leans mic into nigress face
>so sorry
>>139503595
burger joint in Texas
very good
>>139503595
Burger shop similar to McDonald's and Wendy's (I never had it though).
LOL FLOODED DRUMPFY HOUSES. GOD BLESSS
>>139503595
A chain burger joint in Texas that for some reason has a blood feud with In-N-Out.
>>139503595
>What is a whataburger?
Texas based hamburger chain. Excellent burgers, amazing breakfast sandwiches.
>>139503302
>plow through drifts (old, tough car) until i hit a main road that's been plowed
I know that feel
>>139503595
It's what people have to resort to when there are no Five Guys around.
>>139502659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGomGRZIDIE
>>139502742
poppin collars and poppin boners (all due respect to FLOTUS, PBUH)
https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360
Any better link? Can't make out of what she was saying.
>>139503726
>all those delegates lost, like tears in the rain
>>139502742
literally a classy Sarah Connor look going on
WHO SWEET AND SPICY BACON BURGER HERE?
>>139503083
I want that ass on my cock
James Woods strikes again
>>139502407
Having spicy beans & rice, fried pork chops, and broccoli myself.
>>139503724
>>139503727
>>139503740
>>139503757
Only in Texas?
>>139503811
>get the fugg out of my wiff dat microphone
she is just telling cnn to leave them the fuck alone, I like that lady
>>139503879
I'm thinking of getting whataburger right now but can't decide what to get
>>139503921
W
O
K
E
nice
>>139503921
Does Soros have control of Antifa too?
>>139503972
it's also in nearby states
t. new mexico
>>139502659
1:35....BULLSHIT!!!
>>139502922
bix nood!
>>139504088
>too
he always has
>>139503972
Yeah.
>>139503972
all over texas, and in a few states like arizona and florida but that's it mississippi
>>139503972
Yeah I believe so. I had it in El Paso once. Was pretty good.
>>139504088
He injects money onto it from time to time, alongside a lot of other people.
>>139504153
Ha your state sucks balls.
>>139504088
As much control as you can have over a pack of feral dogs
>>139502742
>>139502870
where to get FLOTUS hat
>>139504075
Nice!
>>139504075
>Trump waving a Texas Flag
How Super is Alex's Male Vitality right now?
>>139502835
Yep
>>139504088
You can only add so much before you hit the image size limit.
Reminder, Trish is in for Lou tonight while he's still on vacation
oh good he's not actually doing anything just taking pictures like Bush after Katrina
yeah he's fucking gone approval rating in the single fucking digits after this
>>139504230
Bet anything the authors are all juden
>>139502407
5 and everyone in this thread dies tonight
>>139503791
>ywn get to revisit Election NIght and the month preceding it
>>139504234
How asshurt would people be if he met with Alex before leaving Austin?
>>139503972
Nope
>>139504088
Soros is a meme. He actually wields very little influence in American politics.
>>139504230
>DONT DO IT GOY!!, ABORT THAT CHILD, FOR THE NATURE!
really makes me think
>some dumb fuck in my group for class is trying to peddle unconscious bias training
NO
FUCK
ALSDFJLASKJFLKASJDF LEGIT RAGING IRL
>>139504075
The President seems to have the most fun of anyone on earth. He just gets to go around being proud of his country all day
>>139504210
Are you FLOTUS?
>>139504207
>low cost of living
>god-tier food
>gated community = no spics
I'm comfy.
Is it possible that, with all these subpoenas going out, Trump might have partially used his pardon of Sheriff Joe to send his pals Manafort and Flynn a message that he’s ready to issue shiny gold-plated pardons with their names on them?
Yes, especially since Trump went to Attorney General Jeff Sessions and asked him to kill the investigation into Arpaio, just like he did with former FBI Director James Comey vis a vis the Russia investigation. We sense a pattern here!
Obstruction of justice say WHAT?
Obstruction of justice say “HEY GIRL!”
Any other weird Trump-Russia news?
Oh, there’s just this bizarre thing about how during the 2016 campaign, as Trump was lying and insisting he had NOTHING to do with Russia, the Trump Organization was actually working very hard behind the scenes to make a deal for a Trump Tower in Moscow. The deal, which obviously never came to fruition, was being pushed by Felix Sater, a creepy criminal Russian-American Mafia guy who just happened to work in Trump Tower, for the Trump Organization, and longtime Trump lawyer Michael “SAYS WHO?” Cohen. The Washington Post has the full story, which you should read!
Read more at https://wonkette.com/622242/guess-what-michael-flynn-and-paul-manafort-robert-mueller-is-literally-in-your-ass#OJtui211Rv0Sg7E0.99
>>139504363
Fuck I hope that happens.
>>139504406
>tfw male but want a FLOTUS hat
>>139504429
https://archive.is/GC8wP
>>139504369
I have to eat it at one time..
>>139502742
Newswire, you got any shots of her shoes?
No one has noticed, Melania is wearing a men's shirt
>>139504088
I think Antifa is being co-ordinated by RefuseFascism.org. They get money from Soros.
>>139504351
u tried
>>139504385
Nice try, Soros
>>139504493
fucking footfags
>>139504008
kek, just caught that part, thanks.
>>139504320
I wonder if Trump has ever been in a boat that small before.
>>139503159
FUCK YOU ALL HERE IT IS
oh shit....
>robert-mueller-is-literally-in-your-ass
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>139504559
nah twitter was blasting her for wearing stilettos and she switched to sneakers while on the plane
>>139504406
>>139504470
this
i'd just like to have one
>>139504311
>Nighttime Trishfu
Yesh.
>>139503179
serviceribbons.png
>>139504597
Reall???
>>139504392
It's a real thing but where they're wrong is where they say it's a bad thing. Our brains take shortcuts all the time and draw on previous experiences and use heuristics.
Our brains are hard-wired to be "racist"
That's what makes marxism so dangerous, it's antithetical to our very biology, quite literally incompatible with human nature.
>>139504651
>nah twitter was blasting her for wearing stilettos
why
>>139504658
I want a Melania shirt. Best FLOTUS.
>>139504617
HiIlary confirmed for Tranny.
>>139503253
>>139504617
>Americans don't want it
lel what?
>>139502407
I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.
The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.
Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Trumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS.
>>139504597
whoa there buddy, settle down
>>139504761
They chimpout over everything.
>>139503972
great burgers
great taquitos too
>>139504597
kek
>>139504845
That triple meat one looks absolutely disgusting desu
>>139504311
Where is Lou? Been gone two plus weeks already...did he get fired too?
>>139503161
Don't be lude.
>>139504761
because they're butthurt faggots, why else
>>139502599leaf, if you only knew the glory of Whataburger. You wouldn't brave a fimbulwinter-level blizzard for Tim Hortons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SJNVb0GnPI&feature=youtu.be&bpctr=1504033681
god i wish they had a whataburger here, i would get a chicken biscuit every day
>>139504617
>I have heard the concerns of the people of America. There will now be a mandatory transgender enlistment. Enjoy!
>>139504906
Says the Finn who eats rotting fish
>>139504845
>>139504559
>fucking footfags
no footfag here, but (((media))) was going off cause she got on plane in DC in high heels
>>139504753
do you have links to read up on this? i don't want to open my mouth without knowing anything
i only know what peterson has talked about
>>139505017
That's the Swedes!
>>139505000
>#trannydraft
>>139503159
Here it goes
>>139504810
>>139504965
Sides are being taken.
>>139504740
>Reall???
yes
https://twitter.com/Lee_Ars/status/902148183794614272
Drrumpfies being moved to safe space shelters. LOL
>>139502407
all autists, cant change anything because of bad weather. unacceptable.
>>139505024
>Whataburger Hurricane Response Team
God bless Ameriga
>>139504918
He does like Hannity, takes 2 long vacations yearly, almost like a sabbatical. Easier than taking single nights off here and there and lets him get more time with the family
>>139502860
It was worth electing the Donald just so we could see more of her. Everything else is just WINNING!
>>139505062
Oh fug, sorry
>>139503789
SHOTS FIRED
Where is Trump right now?
>>139502745
Any reports on the #HarveyLootCrew (HLC)?
>>139504761
>What's so bad about a rich white woman wearing $800 shoes to a disaster area
Gee I don't know fucking moron maybe something called OPTICS
>>139505180
Capitalism wins again
>>139504921
>Don't be lude.
Stupid nigga she a porn star
>>139505317
AF1 en route to Austin
>>139505317
at Whataburger
>>139505317
battling poseidon
Fuck Trump and the racist white rednecks that voted for him
This could easily be you. Afraid yet?
>>139505327
Kek, thanks. too good for it to disappear into time.
>>139505120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar1AAqZYtEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzaFwo64Imo
WE WILL WIN THIS
>>139504906
>That triple meat one looks absolutely disgusting desu
I never get the triple, the single is plenty big enough
Their breakfast taquitos are great too,
meh
>>139504617
>Military isn't asking for it
They weren't asking for trannies to be allowed in the first place
>>139505317
making an ass of himself and reenacting Bush post Katrina
>>139505180
>>139505357
Yeah but what's wrong with it? She's a former super model so it's not like she isn't an expert in walking in them. If she wants to wear them literally what is wrong with that?
>>139505357
6" heels allow her to avoid floodwaters
>>139505357
what in the everloving fuck is this creature
>>139505024
Why not? Rather than have everyone store fresh food and operate a kitchen, it makes more sense to have centralized distribution of ready to eat meals during the emergency. That's what this is really.
>>139505357
>>What's so bad about a rich white woman wearing $800 shoes to a disaster area
Literally. She's the wife of the President.
>>139505357
This was prior to landing in Corpus, fake news.
>>139502890
What a low rate piece of human trash. Feet up on an antique. Pleb tier garbage
>>139505444
She looks like she's pretty fit under that skin tight burka
>would rape/10
>>139505357
im not an expert on these things, but id say shoes on stilts are a good thing during a flood.
this connection is slow as fuck
>>139505024
God bless burgers and God bless the USA
>>139505444
You're saying I could be Irish?
>>139505555
and yet she dresses like a prostitute
>>139502599
haha, drumpf wanted america first so hell have to fix his natural disasters on his own. Not even the mexishits offered help
look at all the homeless flooded drumpfies. HAHAHA
>>139502407
>Waterburger
>>139505024
>We're stuck here, what should we do boss.
>We'll do what we do best. Fire up the grills!
>>139505643
looks good for nearly 50
>>139505317
>Where is Trump right now
Flying to Austin for rare in studio interview with Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCnHPdcfHm8
>>139502599
FPBP, fuck americans
>>139505738
Kek
>>139503972
best fast food burgers, only in the South, lots in Texas
>>139505357
Who honestly cares what shoes she's wearing? There is more important things happening than the First Lady's goddamn fashion choice.
>>139505536
a picture for ants
>>139505024
>TFW Okie and no Whataburger Tornado Response team
This is from a few weeks ago.
F. ;_;7
>>139505524
I don't like it because it's a little more risky. As a model she probably didn't train to walk in high water with them.
Of course she won't be walking in high water. Their trip is carefully planned. But when entering an emergency situation you don't want to put more stress on the system, and she's sort of making it obvious that she will be far away from the danger.
Why? To be as tall as the President, when she's really not?
>>139505701
She dresses like a classy woman. Which is more than you can say for the filthy nigger tranny that previously lived there that wore rags.
>>139505444
has she been identified yet? those tattoos should make it easier
>>139505767
don't tease like that
>>139505777
The media was proud to grovel for Obama. Now they have to kneel before Trump every day to get the mic close enough. I bet they fume with hatred.
>>139505831
whatamess.jpg
>>139505643
tfw you start to take inventory of your life and the fat old men you had to fuck to get here
>>139505536
Well, at least you tried.
anyone have a HQ pic of Trump with the Texas flag
Saw a clip of it on Fox News
>>139505827
>he actually wants to look at that thing up close
>>139505701
Wow, slutshaming much?
>>139504965
Jesus fucking christ this jewtube censorship, why is this not the biggest story of the mo-
>FUCKING HURRICANES
God damn, we HAVE to abandon youtube at this point. An alternative is needed.
>>139505831
Drive a mile perpendicular to the tornado's path and get your food then. The Houston flooding is much different.
>>139505738
Delet this
>>139503789
Damn son, how you gonna do whataburger like that?
>>139505834
>>139505848
She changed shoes and clothes on the plane you retarded nigger-kikes.
>>139505777
based flotus
>>139504617
>Military isn't asking for it
The Commander in Chief doesn't take REQUESTS FROM HIS FUCKING SUBORDINATES.
>>139505777
Why are Cruz and Ben sitting so far from Trump
>>139504207
pls no bully, we're better than old Mexico
>>139506000
>>139503083
impressive smooth belly for a mom
CBSN stream constantly refering to the people at shelters as "refugees".
They really can't stop pushing their agenda for 10 minutes can they?
>>139505953
Go check out BitChute.
>>139506027
Agreed. It's not New Mexico, it's Good Texas.
>>139506005
>Why are Cruz and Ben sitting so far from Trump
Their role in the response is more limited than that of those sitting closer to Trump.
>>139505984
Stop it with the Hitler quotes. I saw her on wet ground in the heels.
>>139503227
>lgbt flag
nice touch
>>139505834
She didn't wear those heels in Texas, you good goy.
Look at the clothes she's wearing and compare it to what she actually has on in Texas.
Never saw anyone come out during a disaster like this for King Nigger or see him doing anything like this.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eadkD-Bwt_E
>>139505701
>and yet she dresses like a prostitute
You talking about Mooch Obama?
>>139505472
>Trump makes the decision based on advice from generals
>military didn't want this.
>>139503871
glad i am not the only one seeing it
>>139506015
What is he gonna do by going there other than say, "have all the money you need" and muh optics? I mean, I get the importance of the optics, but what else can he accomplish by actually going there? Sincerely curious
>>139505024
>Whataburger hurricane Response Team
I would die for this country without hesitation.
>>139504810
Man its posts like these that make it so nobody can write more than a sentence anymore because people will just scroll past. Might as well turn /pol/ into Twitter at this point.
>>139505777
>Melania now wearing sneakers
Shitty shill narrative BTFO once again
>>139506182
improve morale
>>139506066
The city and suburbs are gone, They are refugees
>>139503871
Aww shit son. Watching T1 right now too
>>139506211
I feel you man
>>139506081
TIL
>>139506158
Bright colors=nothing to hide.
>>139506211
That's good because it's copypasta.
>Is there a "Identifying copypasta" pic?
>>139502407
>monterey melt burger
Anyone baking fresh bread????
>>139506228
>climate change
Daily reminder that Trump cares
https://youtu.be/c25cCR9CYks
Meanwhile
>Obama is playing golf
>Hillary is receiving baby blood infusions
stilettos were bait. pic related
KEK!
>>139506311
Literally most of fort bend county is under water. Where do you think the photo of the Asian chick with a nice ass was taken?
>>139505024
How can In n Out even compete?
>>139503789
Fuck off with you lying kike mouth.
>>139506235
It was obvious those two did it on purpose to fuck with the media again, why else would she have a change of clothes and sneakers ready on the plane for her to change in?
>>139505918
>>139506149
probably because he wasn't USING A NATURAL FUCKING DISASTER AS A FUCKING PHOTO OP
>>139505953
They've gone too far now
>>139506109
Why doesn't Cruz just summon the skelegates to clean up this mess?
>>139506337
Except a dick.
>>139503409
His name is DR PAVEL
>>139505977
I'm only joshin, son, don't have them in my neck of the woods, but if I ever get a chance, I'll proudly try it.
>>139506403
in B4 "Who wears white shoes to a disaster scene?"
>>139506413
>she
>>139506427
>How can In n Out even compete?
By being above sea level?
>>139506413
Oh noooooo that sucks
>>139503253
I want her to tie me up and yell mean things at me
>>139503409
Lieber and Press have documented this nicely. Indeed, using a Pentagon computer model [12], they estimated that a U.S. counterforce strike against China’s ICBM silos using high-yield weapons detonated at ground blast would still kill anywhere between 3-4 million people. Using low-yield weapons and airbursts, this figure drops to as little as 700 fatalities!
This makes using nuclear weapons thinkable for the first time since the 1940s. The B61-12 only encourages this trend further.
>>139506182
>optics
What an obvious buzzword. It wasn't used until last month. He went there so nobody can say "Trump didn't go to the hurricane relief!!" but they still will say he didn't go fast enough, which baits the comparison of previous Presidents in which he comes out looking far better.
It's baiting the press into being wrong again. He does this every week so stop being surprised.
>>139506473
WTF! This kid have a patreon? I'll pick up the slack for him
>>139506486
Their under water
New?
>>139506228
>climate change is totally real AND you should have more government control in your cities!
Fucking parasites always demand more power.
>>139502923
He's already whining about "the MAGA ppl" calling him a murderer.
Kek, have at him !
>>139506473
no not reviewbrah!
>>139505711
That's a damn good point you cuck. After all the money we've given to the rest of the world, no-one has offered to help us?
Fuck it, we need to defund nato, stop spending ALL foreign aid, make sure our haitian refugees flood into canada, and ensure that we stop subsidizing the rest of the world's medical costs.
>>139506440
Die of AIDs already.
Portugal OP is gone, we need a new baker!
>>139506413
James Woods is a national treasure. If we're going to move or tear down Confederate statues, I want t hem all replaced with ones of James Woods!
>>139506473
wtf I love 1488 now
>>139506440
No, because he liked them esp. when they were in red states. How long did it take him to grant state of emergency for west Texas wildfires?
>>139506818
Baking I guess.
>>139506626
https://www.patreon.com/TheReportOfTheWeek
>>139506753
*pssh* nothing personel, kid
>>139506117
>Mr. Abbott, I'm USA
>>139506818
>we
>>139506864
Thanks!!!!
>>139502977
Is it wrong to lust after the First Lady ?
>>139506818
shhhhhh
>>139506753
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Trump general dies now!
>>139506831
When Cali finally drops into the ocean, we have to be sure to get him and Mel out.
>>139504038
dat lean
>>139505536
Idk I can't tell because of that tiny fucking picture you posted genius
>>139506872
Name my band
>>139506935
It's wrong if you don't
>>139503791
ahh that felt good to see, thanks anon.
>>139506852
Also that Louisiana flooding that everyone's totally forgot from last year?
>>139506992
>>139506992
>>139506992
Go.
Also I don't know what happened to the title but the important part is still there.
>>139506986
like Lauri?
>>139506935
Yes
But we do a lot of things that are wrong
>>139506986
split please
>>139506473
Youtube isn't demonetizing because they're not receiving enough ad revenue anymore.
They're demonetizing because they weren't making enough money with giving money to content creators.
Patreon is the only way you're going to be able to make content anymore.
>>139507062
That's a poison thread of ShareBlue shit
>>139504965
YES
YES
YES
>>139504906
It takes a grown ass man to eat that,you finnigolian faggot.
>>139506578
Not surprised you arrogant cuck. It's not a buzzword and has been around since the 80's
t. uneducated retard
>>139505024
>Meanwhile, in the Corpus Christi area, our operations teams are opening restaurants as soon as the power is back on, staff is available, and fresh ingredients and supplies are delivered. As we open restaurants we will have limited menus, hours, and drive-through service only. Once we recover from the storm, we will be fully operational.
My God, the sheer dedication of these people.
>>139507142
Knock it off, nigger. I don't see anyone else stepping up to bake.
>>139504810
It's a good thing the real Americans woke up and took back the internet that we invented with our military research.
Thanks for stress testing it a bit, but we've got Gen Z coming up that despises and laughs at the loafing snowflake Millennial generation.
>>139506532
>small hands
SAD!
>>139507193
>If a word already existed it's not a buzzword
You need a lesson in life
>>139506753
Those fake fucking nails
I wish I hadnt seen this picture
>1940s London
>blitz
>as soon as the bombing was over, the tea vans soon showed up, so dusty haired coughing bombed out Londoners could get a cup of tea
>2017
>flooded to fuck Texas
>Whataburger promises to get back to making burgers ASAP
We truly are brothers.
God bless you America, you marvellous, beautiful bastards
>>139504767
a Melania waifu pillow...
lol faggot pedo in paper
>>139506125
Fucking idiot, it was raining in DC !
You Fucking ppl
I will have a #2
+bacon
+chesse
+lite grilled onion
>>139504617
IDGAF what she has to say.