Why is this shit legal? Seriously

Personal responsibility, lad

>>139497247
natural selection

>>139497247
Free market and personal responsibility/accountability.

>>139497247
Welcome to the free market pussy

>>139497605
THIS THIS AND ONLY THIS

In all honesty, I would try the single bypass burger once, get sick and never return. I've heard nothing positive about the quality of food at that place.

>>139497247
Doesn't matter it's all about genetics anyway.

I mean if you dont have self control and eat this shit daily, maybe you deserve what will happen to you. On the other hand, i dont see a problem with pigging out every once in a while. Im pretty skinny, and I still have a burger every once in a while because that shit tastes great! Its about self control.

>>139497247
I'd eat the double and the fries.

Wendy's is better

>>139497247
if you eat vegetables regularly and have a good metabolism it really doesn't matter how much meat/carbs you eat

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I eat that quad burger every day.

>>139497247
Those burgers don't even look that good.

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>>139497247
Save the Planet......

Stop drinking CO2 filled cans of sugar water.

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>get rid of bread bullshits
>???
>PROFIT

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>>139498131
this

self-control is the best asset in keeping your weight at average.

also Heart-attack Grill recognizes anyone weighing in above 350 lbs that they get half price.

>>139497247
I did it in vegas. The sexy waitresses are dressed like nurses and come to pick you in a wheelchair after dressing you as a hospital patient. It's glorious

>>139497605
this, you have to sign a waver and medical professionals are on standby.

>>139497247
went there while having a road trip.
-single bypass burger.
-fries.
-one of their home made drinks.

Fries were meh. burger was great. they push the shit out of upsizing and drinks. But, like an adult you go "No thanks this portion is already a day of calories, this is good." And enjoy your rare indulgence.

Do you fucking Europoors need your hands held when you order food too?

>>139498156
>Wendy's is better
If you want food poison.

Some people work physically hard and need all those calories, OP.

>>139497247
>double burger has double the tomatoes and onions
How do so many places get this wrong?

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To force discussions like this with Democratic Socialists. Fuck you for relinquishing your individual liberty to the collective. Fuck you to hell for insisting I do the same.

>>139498505
if this is true sounds pretty cringe

>cooking fries in lard
>worse than cooking in vegetable oil

/pol/ seriously needs to take the Low-Carb Pill. Fat is NOT the problem.

Owner is pretty redpilled, they won't save themselves so might as well kill them faster

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk

>>139497247
John "begone fatass-o" Basso is literally /our guy/

>>139497247
>have a healthy diet, be fit, do some exercise daily
oh, I want a cheat meal, I have no time or desire to cook today, I'll go for a junk meal

Vs

>be a fat ass, guvmnt will take care of me, fuck doing some health research
yes, yet another full menu please

I really need to stop by ad get the double bypass burger, flat liner fries, and a shake. but i think it's far away. where are they, west coast?

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>>139497247
You jelly, Europoor?

Yes, it's true that it's unhealthy as fuck. It's also true that it's owned by some jew. But DAMN if it isn't glorious.

The be honest the single bypass burger just looks like a regular burger

>>139497247
freedom my dude freedom

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>>139497247
This is still America man. Why would it be illegal?

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>>139497247
Because people like pic related

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>>139497247
You are concerned about the legality of a hamburger?

After all those times you got drunk and you tongue darted some homeless dude's butthole in a dark alleyway and you are worried about hamburgers?

>>139497247
>lets outlaw anything we don't like

fucking authoritarian pigs

>>139497605
>implying free will exists

>>139499076
>>139498592
>>139498400
>>139498291
>>139498131

I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

>>139498829
The restaurant was founded by a doctor who decided it was better to make fatties eat themselves to death than try and help them

>>139497605
fpbp

>>139497247
>he hasn't drunken at least a gallon of diet soda a day for a decade and remained a skelly the entire time

Kek, how does it feel to be a bluepilled faggot?

>>139499555
this just makes you sound like an irritable antisocial person

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>>139497247
>Life, liberty, and pursuit of burgers! :DDD

>>139497247
Mmmmmmm

>>139497247
In what conceptualization of reality would that be illegal? Nobody is forcing anyone to order it.

Because the owner is the epitomy of Ron Paul in the food business. He tells you time and time again to not eat his fucking food, and people do it. For fuck sakes he's still going at it when his own mascot died cause of his food. Stating that he knows he's too far gone; too depraved to shut down now

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>>139497247
and this is not

>>139499555
EBIN COPYPASTA TROLE MAY MAY xDDD

>>139497247
Why ban food? If someone eats this shit once or twice a month, they can still be in good shape. Or you could have some retard that drinks gallons of water in one sitting and dies. Why ban shit when it's the people who are the problem but not the food?

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Euro faggot at least we don't live on ass and dick like you ! EuroFags reason Europe is a lost cause to Muslim Alpha males . Now go put on your pink panties know your place in society fucking homo !!

>>139497247

Is it more American to indulge in the quadruple, or to spread it out and have 4 of the one on the left?

Because he's as close to fat eugenics we'll ever get.
The dude is unironically a hero. Watch any interview he's in, he fucking hates fatties.
He's feeding them to death and it's beautiful.

>>139497247
Don't tread on my right to eat what I want and contribute to economy, you fucking faggot.

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>>139497897
>>139497899
>>139498131
>>139498291
>amerilard subhumans

Christ you're pathetic

>>139497247
because you can't ban something just because of calories you commie cuck

just look at all these fags changing their flags and talking shit. niggers

>>139497247
I don't think being fried in lard or fried in oil makes much of a difference healthwise.

>>139497247
What's wrong with it and how is it different to any other fast food outlet, except that they tell you their products will kill you?

>>139500876
Free meals for anyone over 350lbs is pretty based

>>139501036

they taste different. not sure if the calorie content is affected too much though

>>139497247
>The government should tell me what I can and can't eat

KEK
U
C
K

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>>139500200
Isn't it ironic how those that smoke weed live healthier cleaner lives? Believe it or not, but I got really healthy and fit because of weed.

In my honest opinion, I think weed helps regulate the body back to its "natural state". For example, I don't enjoy processed foods as much, especially fast food. On the flip side, I cook a lot more and I am still able to make really good food for cheap. Same thing goes for the medical applications. I mean for fucks sake, if it cant cure it, it almost always helps (that is not to say weed is "Good for you")

>>139497247
Watch "Food Choices" on Netflix; and "Forks Over Knives" also on Netflix.

>>139497247
>The state should dictate what people eat.
kys

>>139497247
Double bypass, fries and a glass bottle coke.

God tier.

Talk about an all American restaurant.

Why do you give a shit what other people choose to eat?

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>>139501402
>(((((((((Netflix)))))))))))

>>139497247
The State is only supposed to be the Ministry of Justice—it's already over-extended, O.P.

>>139497247
>In good shape, family history has no sign of heart disease while most live till their mid '90s
>Have ordered the Quad, Butterfat Sh., FL Fries, Lucky Stripes, and a six pack of Panst
>Smoke 4 Luckies and consume 3 beers until shake arrives
>Smoke another two Luckies meal arrives
>Who cares what some Austrian or any other Euro fag thinks; living in the only country that can be defined as a Super Power
>This goes double for any fucking Leaf that decides to weigh in

>>139501485

if we have socialized healthcare, which we do, yes the state should have a say.

get rid of 'medical taxes'? bring on the cigarettes, lard and sugar

>>139500138
True American hero

>>139497247
>go to a place called Heart Attack Grill
>complain when you get one
???
Are amerilards so fat that it's gettin to their brains now?

>>139497247
Why not?

>>139501745
That's doubling down on something bad, Anon.

>>139501835
>>139501731

>>139499072
The only one I've heard of is in the Las Vegas area.

>>139497247
Those burgers don't look particularly unhealthy. I don't get it.

>>139501601
You talk about "securing the future" and then stuff disease causing, life shortening garbage down your gullets.

>unironic irony
>muh red meat
>muh animal protein
>muh dairy

>>139497247

>I will never smoke a non-filter lucky again

feels bad man

>>139500933
Leave it to a foreigner to not shove of responsibility and let the government decide what they should and should not do. You're probably a fucking Brit, you flag-hiding little pussy.

>>139501787
>complain when you get one
There isn't any significant complaining from those kinds of people, though. The people who complain about other people getting heart attacks from their personally-chosen diets would never eat at such a place because they have more particular tastes.

>>139501839

the two ways of thought are not compatible

if the state provides healthcare, it has an interest in keeping their citizens healthy. many health problems in the west involve poor diet.

so as long as the state pays for it, they need to be able to control it.

but i'm personally of the opinion of the opposite line of thought. personal choices involve personal consequences. Boogie shouldn't be getting free unfattening surgery because he lacks the willpower to stop eating 5000 calories a day

>>139502303
>if the state provides healthcare, it has an interest in keeping their citizens healthy. many health problems in the west involve poor diet.
>so as long as the state pays for it, they need to be able to control it.

That's a good point.

Nothing wrong with it, you can maintain your weight even if you have 2 large Big Mac Combos for dinner every night, it's just that that's all you can eat for the entire day.

>>139502118
A Kobe Burger from a 4 Star restaurant probably has more caloric along with fat content as the Quad. Burger patties are not that thick. The carb content though...

>>139501318
Every person I know who smokes weed lives in a dirty ass home and eats fast food multiple times a week.
Smoking if fun but it's dishonest to say most people wouldn't benefit from stopping or at least cutting back drastically.
What's really ironic is how "weed is so great" but every person I talk to has to somehow justify smoking so much.
They know it negatively impacts them, but they'll defend it because they're addicted to it.

>>139497796

... and controlling the overpopulation.

Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free there.

Also the waiters are dressed as nurses and I heard they spank you if you don't tip them.

>>139497247
Oh dear Gov, save me! Save me, Gov, I can't protect myself from my decisions, you have to make a law to protect me! Gov, what will happen to me without you there to run my life and keep me safe?!

I fucking hate the 18-24 set. You dumb fucks think we can legislate away our problems, and no matter how many times you get shown it doesn't work, you just go right back to it. Fuck yourself.

>>139497247

>"A single with fries, a beer and a pack of smokes pls for the travel. Also a coffee."

Anything more is sheer murica and morbidly obese.

>>139497247
Those burgers don't even look good....looks like some pre-formed meat chip loaf. Disgusting.

For the best burgers only fresh ground beef should be used, smashed into as thin a patty as possible.

>>139497247
Kek burger here, i live by one. They have a scale out front and if you weight more than 350 you eat for free. Not joking

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How do you even eat the rightmost burgers? Knowing Americans they won't be using knife and fork.

>>139501318
>Believe it or not

Good because I don't.

>>139502303
Life expectancy in the United States is still increasing, but more people are obese, hmmm....

Medicine and genetics, also muh freedom to be able to work hard for medical access instead of being under a system of rationed care.

Sadly too many people want the government too wipe their asses for them. Watch life expectancy to fall after single payer, LOL

>>139502303
>>139502409
>the two ways of thought are not compatible
I'm pretty sure that your brain is scrambled as this line makes no sense in relation to what I told you a moment ago.

>if the state provides healthcare
I already told you it shouldn't be, and you have yet to refute that point that two wrongs don't make a right.

>it has an interest in keeping their citizens healthy
You're branching off into your own way of thinking and can't logically get there because the point I made is still in play, as it hasn't been refuted in the slightest.

>many health problems in the west involve poor diet.
Uncreative and subservient lapdogs of those in positions of authority believe that the only cultural institutions that should be considered legitimate are those directly part of the state. Please stay out of political discussions as your idea of statecraft is built on fancy and not fact, Anon.

>so as long as the state pays for it, they need to be able to control it.
You haven't addressed the issue that two wrongs don't make a right, probably because you can't address it.

>but i'm personally of the opinion of the opposite line of thought. personal choices involve personal consequences. Boogie shouldn't be getting free unfattening surgery because he lacks the willpower to stop eating 5000 calories a day
Contradicting yourself at the last minute? Is that supposed to be clever? Keep your rhetoric at home—this is /pol/; no telling who you may run into here.

>>139503176
The superior breeds have developed snake-like jaws for just such an occasion. Ask any American, not just all the jealous proxyfag shills on /pol/.

>>139497247

Two questions: wtf is the butterfat shake (lol?) and who would eat the quadruple here?

Posting abc segment again for the lulz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk

The guy from the coast mnercials literally died between taping and airing the news story

>>139499555
GIVE

HER

THE

DICK

>>139502602
I feel you, I use weed for a lot of my work. I'm not here to justify anything, but I really do think it has a lot to do with the individuals motivation to life as well as the people you spend your time around. My best friend and I started smoking around the same time and we've gone nothing but up.

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>>139497247
>ywn get paid to exterminate fatties

>>139497605
Yup. Live by the sword, die by the sword, or in this case "structuring a society around obsessive valorization of individual liberty to the point of absurdity" instead of the sword

>>139503620
Do whatever you want, if you truly feel it helps then I won't stop you, I presume you're a grown adult who can make their own choices. I appreciate you not sperging out like most people do if you say anything negative about weed.

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>tfw you eat chicken and vegtables all day every day and working out 3 times a week

>>139499555
I know it's a pasta but the girl sounds like a qt tbqh. I'm not the most social guy out there but I'd try to talk with her.

>>139499555

nice full house. also, copypasta.

i do miss the jalapeno double though

>>139504009
same to you, peace and good luck.

>>139499555
nice trips, lame pasta

>>139497247
I'd take the quadruple bypass,I could feed my family for a year with it

>>139504227
Fastfood and other service workers are a good pushing off point for people with social anxieties.
They're typically paid to be hospitable and kind to every customer so it's good practice for genuine conversation.
A little bit of positive affirmation makes autists feel more confident about themselves.
Not to imply you're an autist but it reminded me of something one of the special ed councilors at my highschool said to me years ago.

Cash only pisses me off

>>139504860
Yeah, I know that they have to "play nice" as to not ruin your mood - nobody likes being served by a frowning (but cute) girl that looks like she is being forced to be there. That would ruin somebody's day.
Some girls are incredibly good at this stuff, I've seen it in action. They always brighten my day.... but I don't eat fast food all that much so that's not very often.

>>139504860
>>139505830

I'm the complete opposite. US service constantly triggers my bullshit-o-meter, so I have to fight the impulse to check my wallet and look for Jews behind things instead of enjoying my meal.

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>>139497247

>>139506078
Agreed. Most of the time, it feels insincere and somewhat forced - but if you meet the right girl/lad, it feels natural. She/he doesn't feel like a person that's being paid to be friendly, she/he actually is.

>>139506078
You get used to it eventually. It does feel disingenuous on the surface level, because it is, but it's still good practice for people who are having trouble socializing.
I personally don't care for it and typically only tip waiters who do their job, are polite, but don't hound me every 10 minutes with bullshit.
I try to make this known as politely as possible and typically they're relieved and I can actually get to know them if I feel like it.

>>139497247
Why are you legal, OP? We should ban you and put you somewhere safe.

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>>139497247
Seriously people used to eat that shit and be thin and active.

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>>139497247
Didn't even post the best part

>>139507053
>209
Mirin bulk

>>139503176
You turn your head sideways and bite out the middle. Then you take the top and bottom around that bite as subsequent bites.

>>139497247
>that insanely horrible smoke propaganda for kids

>>139497247
Heart attack at 50-60 is the most merciful death there is.

It's far better than dying from cancer, or spending your last 10 years or more senile, pissing yourself, losing your memory and being confused all the time...

The bad part about junk food is not the heart attack is everything you have to endure until it happens.

>>139497247
To be honest the single and potentially the double don't look to bad.
Floured bun
Decent presentation
Only complaint I'd have is red onions instead of yellow. Reds are too mild IMO on a burger, better served on a salad.

>>139503176

same way you eat a cob of corn

>>139497247
Holy shit you're right if I do this in my own home I should be killed by police for making such a dangerous concoction

>>139506695
That's because back then an "adult sized portion" was the equivalent of a Happy Meal sized portion today.

Vegetarian/Vegan based diets are exponentially more healthy than meat based diets. But, people, especially Muricans, have been brainwashed by big money corporations that you *need* red meats, poultry, dairy, etc... when in fact you don't. It's just making you fat, sick, and redulcung your life span.

>>139507966
>Vegetarian/Vegan based diets are exponentially more healthy than meat based diets
In your opinion, Anon. However, that's just silly.

>>139497247
If you throw away the buns on the burgers, you're pretty close to the perfect human diet.

Meat, eggs and green veggies.

>>139508063
basing your diet mostly on meat is a worse option than a vegetarian/vegan diet, that's what he means, and it's true

>>139508063
No, not my opinion. It's backed by significant amounts of research. Educate yourself with scientific and credible sources that aren't sponsored by the American Dairy Association.

>>139508248

we are not savages. the bun is a vital part of the burger

>>139508248
mite b gud if it's whole wheat

>>139501604
Wanna come over and watch some Netflix?

>>139508439
Seems pretty unlikely.

>>139497247

Freedom.

>>139497247
The guy who owns the place is pretty funny.

He's basically trying to kill fat people.

Fuck you faggot the heart attack grill has been serving humanity dutifully for years
The madman is doing us a fucking favor

>>139498592
t. McDicks employee
Wendy's uses actual ingredients that isn't preserved with pink slime

>>139498400
>Cokecain
>Capitalism
Nah just like McDicks they are definitely totalitarian garbage

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>>139498829
it's.... real. jesus. burgers...you outdid yourself with this one.

>>139498946
Actually the majority of fat white people aren't on government assistance and somehow manage to have a job or combined income that is capeable to sustaining their disgustingly large diet.
Just like whites who have tons of kids, it's fuckin weird

>>139508330
> educate yourself
Hiw about come you back with some sources you anemic faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

Here's the interview the dude did with (((ABC)))
Pretty funny to be honest.

>>139497247

> Former cardiologist who gets tired of "helping" fat people
> They obviously don't want to change their life styles
> Makes a restaurant chain that "helps" them in another way

Guy is a godsend.

>>139499397
The cheese dust from Doritos is made from processed bat guano

>>139501318
>Cleaner
Confirmed for never meeting a pothead

>>139497247
i know people who are in their 80's who smoked half their life, drank beer pretty often but rarely eat red meat nor drink sodas and cofee, they still smoke and walk 2 hours a day

t nurse

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>>139499546
>My inability to make good choices and not be retarded means everyone else MUST be the same way

>>139509747
the bit about the red meat is bullshit, there is not nearly enough data to determine if regular consumption of red meat is a major factor in weight related diseases, but the soda absolutely is, and coffee is, I mean hell, both have caffeine, and that is kind of a fucking drug.

>>139501787
The people complaining are 180 lbs soccer mom and dirty commies that think kale is a dish

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>>139499076
Fuck off with that anime shit

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>>139510143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc
in the interview he literally puts a bag or a 400lb guys ashes on the table and in another part says
"Did that heart attack pad my wallet with money? Absolutely"
"Did I enjoy that? Absolutely"

>>139510143
>2hu
>anime
also
>being on 4chan but disliking anime in the first place

>>139510349
B A S E D

>>139507966
>Vegan/vegetarian
>More healthy
First off, that's improper English
Second, you're dead wrong
Meat is a must for our species either through mamals, birds, or fish. It's quite literally what caused our brains to grow and is vital in having a healthy brain.
Vegetarians and vegans after a few years literally have physical reactions to the consumption of meat and can even get sick and die from it.
We left tress literally millions of years ago, stop trying to climb back in them

>>139499555
>next week: austrian autist still wonders why he can't get grills

>>139497605
Sure,sure but I would very much appreciate it if the morbidly obese start paying fatty tax for their own burden on an already overstrained healthcare system.

>>139497605
>>139497796
>>139497897
>>139497899

If anyone ever wonders why america has such a low standard of living, corporations pumping poison in the food or such a gigantic obesity rate, it is not caused by the 48% nonwhites but this your attitude and culture.

>>139509747
>rarely eat red meat
So they're pansies AND degenerate Canadians
Nice

>>139504662
If you don't finish your meal the nurses spank you in front of everybody

>>139507804
>not grilling the onions before

>>139497247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMI_26oljqs

>>139497605
/thread

>>139510665
Pretty much this.
If you're going to have a system of healthcare paid for by taxes it should be dependent on your own personal strain to the system.
A flat tax across the board only punishes people who maintain and care about their health.

>>139498578
>where did you do your residency?
>t-the heart attack grill...

>>139509949
>determine if regular consumption of red meat is a major factor in weight related diseases
It's not, excessive refined sugars and artificial foods and preservatives are

>>139497247
Why do you make shitty bait/slide threads? Why is that legal?

>>139499555
Are you reviewbrah?

>>139510838
Never tried it that way. I'll give it a go next time I make burgers.

>>139497247
>i need the government to save me from myself
weak faggot

>>139497605
So when they allow to wear anything or allow animal buttsex it's oh so degenerate but when they take away your burgers it's personal responsability?

Amerisharts

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>>139497247

>I'm going to eat here in two weeks

Feels good 2bh, Jon Basso is redpilled as fuck

>>139497247

I've eaten there before. It's not bad.

Just don't be retarded and ear it every day

>>139500657
GO BIG OR GO HOME

I eat at the heart attack grill once or twice a week. I weight 400 lbs. I can do whatever the fuck I want, it's my body faggot.

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>>139510830
>spankings
>I guess I simply can't finish this meal l-lady!

>>139510665
>overstrained healthcare
Thats not the fault of fat people, but poor people. Also, jews as usual.

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Anyone posting about "muh Amerilards" is missing the point of the restaurant.
Watch the interview he did and see why you're horribly wrong.
This dude is based as hell.

>>139509494
Why? You aren't going to listen no matter what sources I post. Humans by their very nature are stubborn. You could see a thousand studies showing you eating meat is adverse to your health and you'll shovel that bacon cheeseburger down your throat anyway. Or, you'll just attack the sources disqualifying them as irrelevant because they don't agree with your paradigm.

Just just for the hell of it:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1932100660/?tag=mh0b-20&hvadid=3524182520&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=t&ref=pd_sl_85pv75p5gi_e

http://www.cell.com/cell-metabolism/abstract/S1550-4131%2814%2900062-X

http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/article-abstract/1704826

Now go ahead and use your "scientific expertise" to discredit the research. Or, better yet go find a study funded by the National Cattlemen's Beef Association to refute them.

>>139510575
Show me the proof.

>>139497247
All of that looks absolutely disgusting, do you people really eat this shit?

>>139497247
Its just a meme. Yuros are so innocent.

>>139499555
I really enjoyed this post.

>>139501318
you've never smoked weed or been around anyone who smokes weed in your entire life you obtuse faggot

>>139499555
Autistria

>>139511309
>eating food is the same as fucking an animal
Wow Lithuania thats pretty fucked up man

>>139497247

>i need the government to tell me what to eat

If my life were this pathetic, I'd seriously end it.

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>>139512366
Close close

>>139497247
The Heart Attack Grill may be hard to understand for those unfamiliar with it, but any casual observation of it reveals it to be possibly one of the most successful pieces of satirical performance art in the modern century. That may sound like a strange title to give to a burger restaurant, but stick with me, and keep in mind this restaurant is located in Las Vegas.

The guy who founded this place is one Jon Basso, a fitness and health professional turned entrepreneur, and his stated intent when opening the restaurant was to serve the nutritional equivalent of hardcore pornography. This is reflected in the menu with over-the-top naming, the insane fat content of the dishes, and the fact that a single item off the menu can contain over 8000 calories, with some meals tipping the scales at over 14000 calories. But that's not all, the restaurant is hospital themed, with all wait staff being Hooter's style young, attractive women scantily clad in low cut nurse's outfits. Patrons are "Patients", orders are "Prescriptions", and meals are "Medication", and so on. Customers who manage to finish a triple or quadruple bypass burger (Remember, these items alone have almost a week's worth of caloric content) are rewarded with their photo on the wall of the place, and a ride out to their car in a wheelchair, assisted by a nurse.

Perhaps the most interesting facet of this entire business is the fact that the truly morbidly obese, those who weigh over 350 pounds, are allowed to eat as much as they want for free. Considering Jon Basso states his inspiration for the menu came from stories of his clients cheating on the diets he created for them, I do wonder if the man became disillusioned with fat people, and instead of trying to help them, decided to try to make some money off expediting their obesity-related demise.

>>139497247
Cheat days, man. It's actually beneficial if you eat literally whatever the fuck you want one day a week as long as you follow a strict diet and exercise regularly on the other days.
It boosts your hormone levels for burning fat and bumps up your testosterone.

>>139497605
I drink tap water. Does it stop me from being a Nazi sympathizer? Does it stop me from doing the Roman salute? No. I rarely eat burger (I mostly get it from small grills). I eat fruit salad every day.

>>139512665
That is nice but in general terms he only helps by mocking burger eating culture in general doing this

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>>139499555

>girl flirts with you, twice
>LEAVE ME ALONE MIT MEIN HAMBURGERS, JA?!

>>139498400
I wish people put soda in glass bottles. Glass bottles! Glass! GLASS!

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>>139512532
That picture is from Canada though

>>139512665
This is the only response this thread needs

>>139510978
Yep, its why get get shit like diabetes and rampant kidney and liver failure

>>139498934
>(((ABC News)))

>>139513320
Aluminum is cheaper. Enjoy your headaches and colitis.
Public health be damned, I'm trying to increase my profits.

>>139500601
Thanks for reminding me that I should eliminate these 5 million """Serbs""" first.

>>139501604
Pirate it.

>>139513672
heh

>>139497247
That burger looks like a boiled turd

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>>139513341
This too?

Stats are stats

>>139513599
We should take the military action. They are monetary powerful.

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>>139497247
Look at the fucking Owner

>>139497247
Ill take one single bypass burger without tomato with a Blue ribbon and a Mexican coke and a pack of lucky strikes (unfiltered).

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>>139497605
>anarcho-capitalist

>>139513756
Americans don't call chips "crisps". That is a britbong.

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>>139497247
you can go buy enough vodka to kill yourself in one sitting for less than 50 dollars at any grocery store

you are a dum dum

>>139499076
Would fugg this awoo

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>>139497247
because it is delicious
that quad bypass burger is a once in a lifetime experience, you get me

Personal responsibility, stop being a totalitarian faggot wanting to ban shit cause you hate it.

>>139500138
I'm gonna go there in November. Can't wait to die.

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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT? Let muslims rape our kids without penalty, but let's ban food and beverage?

>>139497247
I would enjoy that once in a lifetime

pack of cigarettes with a burger and fries would be a novelty at least

>>139513869
Can you even buy filtered Lucky Strikes?
I don't smoke anymore but I've only ever seen unfiltered in the soft pack.

>>139499555
Sounds like she likes you and is trying to start conversation.

>>139499555
hahaha, fucking autist, she was hitting on you
did i already say youre autistic?

>>139497247
Just fuck off. It's called freedom. I can do what I want to. Not a state owned slave like you.

>>139514168
B8 B8 B8

>>139497247
only problem is the bun and vegetables (fries included). If anything, those burger patties are probably the healthiest things on earth next to freshly hunted red meat

>>139513785
>Over 350lbs eats free
nice

>>139497247
I eat burgerKing for lunch every day.
H3h

>>139497247
Those don't even look particularly good for hamburgers.

>>139513962
To be fair Britain is pretty fat too

>>139497247
i like that europeans always complain about usa's obesity because in europe everyone is healthy

>>139497247
>fried in lard
At least the chips are better quality than those fried in oil.

I wouldn't eat any of those burgers with tomatoes in them, makes it too soggy for my taste.

>>139512665
By all accounts, the Heart Attack Grill is a success. It does great business in Las Vegas, where it's over-the-top style and outlandish menu content including alcohol and cigarettes is welcome in Sin City, but the business is fast turning into a franchise affair. Locations are opening in other parts of the US, often in states with the highest obesity rates, such as Texas and Arizona.

More morbidly however, the restaurant is known for a number of actual deaths and real heart attacks occurring at locations. One notorious example is when a customer at the Las Vegas chain suffered a heart attack while eating a triple bypass burger. Tourists and other customers believed it to be a publicity stunt or even a performance the restaurant put on. Curious onlookers and other patrons began to crowd the EMTs and take pictures. This is the worst example, but many others exist. Consider that at one point, the company's spokesman was a 575 pound man (Remember, those over 350 pounds eat free!) who died at the age of 29 due to obesity related pneumonia complications.

I see Joe Basso as a kind of "Accelerationalist" of health culture. He's the kind of guy smart enough to look at vegan or vegetarian movements and recognize them as the inherently weak movements they are, (After all, oil-fried potatoes of all shapes and sizes are vegan, as long as you don't use animal fat) but he also recognizes that Spartan routines and "Iron Pill" lifestyles are directly unappealing to those caught up in the excesses of modern consumerism. So instead, he chooses to be a mockery of that very same modern consumerism that is wrecking the bodies and spirits of the nations of the world, by becoming the grossest excess of those things possible. Sex, drugs, sin, and excess all contained in one restaurant. It's a brilliant performance, all things considered.

>>139497247

It's not that it's that bad for you if you eat it occasionally. It's when it's all you eat that it kills you. Everything in moderation.

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>>139497247
>tfw no cutie black Heart Attack Grill waitress

>>139514226
didn't know that freedom comes with diabetus

>>139509748
Yes, that's true. Very few educated people actually believe in the concept of free will, it's a complete meme.

>>139497247
>meat
>bad
>lard
>bad
>dairy
>bad
Quiet, faggot.

>>139498465
This anon has the right idea, fuck bread and grains. Ditch the candy and soda. What are you, 12?

>>139512219
lol

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>>139514335
Every day.

>>139497247
>Austria
Why am I not surprised.

>>139497247
I was interested in the Double Bypass Burger® but saw it has two slices of tomato. I wonder if I can get that middle one removed.

I have no idea if the Flatliner Fries® would be good, I've never had anything deep fried in pure lard. The Butterfat Shake® sounds gross.

>>139500876
>practicing eugenics while also getting paid money for doing so

That guy's living the dream

>>139497247
>nat soc is the turth meant to uplift humanity from its animalistic past
>refuses to understand that the highest form of good is doing good for goods sake
>forces people to be good through coercion and laws
>gets obliterated on the world stage

>The US understands that people must be given the freedom to choose sin.
>only then can the strongest rise to the top with lesser people following in their example
>outlaws only the most necessary and allows for excess
>personal responsibility and self sufficiency flourish and even niggers build communities of strong families and achieve economic mobility
>the most powerful country in human history

kill yourself cuck no one says you have to eat there

>>139497247
How dare they break into hospital and force-feed these burgers to diabetic quadraplegic children!

>>139497247
>why is eating big burgers legal?
typical euro mindset

>>139497247
That shake is the best I've ever had.

>>139514458
Degenerate with their sexual shit.
I take more grievance with the scantly clad employees than I do with the food.

Apart from that, I agree, they are doing good.

>>139514164
>Can you even buy filtered Lucky Strikes?
I don't know but since every major cigarette brand has some form of filter or has tried it before.
>I don't smoke anymore but I've only ever seen unfiltered in the soft pack.
Most unfiltered are soft packs especially with camel studs.

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>>139511679
Pic related

>>139514164
The unfiltered are the best, don't be a moron. I'd kill to smoke another pack of Lucky unfiltereds in Europe, but I got to stick with the rare Camel unfiltered pack.

>>139497247
It's called freedom you fucking faggot
you cucked ass niggers in austria wouldn't know a thing about it

>>139514164

Not in the US.

>>139515220
Lmao, if I'm going to smoke it'll be unfiltered
>>139515139
I live in bumfuck nowhere so I'm not surprised I've never seen them if they exist.

>>139513756
That's clearly not an American.

>>139497247
Whats wrong with the hamburgers?

>>139510740
We literally aren't even the top 10. Canada and the U.K. are only a few percent behind. Almost everyone is around 30%, but nobody is talking about the obesity "epidemic" in Libya

>>139497247
So... does it taste good or is it just pure sugar and fat at this point?

The owner is unironically inspiring. What a guy.

>>139497247
The point of that restaurant was to give people heart attacks. Owner figured they might learn something if they survived.

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>>139497247
Because this is AMERICA

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Wait a second....

Why does the website have a "kids" section?

Nothing shows up...

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/kids.html

Searching Heart Attack Grill on Google displays a bunch of scantly clad women as waitresses (human trafficking?)
Also saw a weird picture of an old woman holding a dildo inside the restaurant.

Something is weird about this place guys. What's going on?

>>139515299

d.ubs checked and truth spoken

>>139497247
you aren't supposed to eat there every day and honestly if you do you are just a Darwinian outcome

>>139515953
>Soyboi diversity hire
>Completely misread the pulse of the nation
>Choose the most out of touch candidate to back
Man usually I get bad secondhand embarrassment but this just makes me laugh.

>>139497247
Fuck you all i dont want to live to be 80 with no fiends and my grand children bearly coming to visit me.

>>139497247
Double bypass, flatliner and shake please.

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to thin the herd Anon!

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>>139516156
BURGERGATE

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>>139501318
man your weed quality and self control must be excellent

i agree but you forget there are people out there who cant control themselves like myself. im better off without it but i know i would do great and be overall happier and healthier if i managed to just smoke 2-4 hits/day (yes, that little would be enough - 1 joint for the whole week) but i just cant so i just dont do it.

>>139516211
on second thoughts i would say you aren't supposed to eat there every month, either

like a once-a-year treat, sure

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Degenerate American filth.

>>139515627
It's clear evidence dating the Red Scare that commies are afraid of symbols of prosperity and capitalism such as American hamburgers.

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>>139516968
>Pot calling the kettle nigger

>>139497796
this

>>139514017
my arteries are hardening just looking at this

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>>139516968
enjoying refugee bukkake swedecuck?

>>139497605
Personnal responsability is the same pretext used today against free speech today.
What ningen can't understand that people have barely and sence of it?

>>139497247
That's the type of food I eat every day and I've got 10% bodyfat, suck me off cunt

>>139517329
Qu'est-ce que tu dis? Je ne comprends pas.

>>139513320
They do. You have to pay more for them.

>>139497605
This. Mistakes shouldn't be illegal. They're bad enough just being mistakes.

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>>139516629
I'm serious, look on the Yelp review page, look at some of the pictures.
Something deeply amiss.
Everything is cash only; no credit cards. Easier to fudge the numbers for his other operation...

They even have weird midget nurses that work there.

>>139498934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc
The followup at his new Vegas location is even better.

>>139497247
Fuck, that Double is perfect.

>>139497605
This. You Euros and your "MUH GUBMINTS!" lol.

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>>139497605
first post. best post.

>>139497605
>>139497247
/thread

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>>139512997
>I eat fruit salad every day.
Well you know how the saying goes...
You are what you eat.

>>139500876
He used to run health clubs. I can only imagine the shit he saw that made him snap and decide to kill all the fat people. The Heart Attack Grill is the first commercially viable suicide booth and it's beautiful.

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>>139497247
>Be European
>Try and outlaw burgers, candy, milkshakes, and smokes because "it's bad"
>Unironically want the government to tell you what is or isn't appropriate to put into your body

Eurocucks, everyone. They need their kings to tell them when to think, eat, shit, and piss.

>>139510740
>If anyone ever wonders why america has such a low standard of living

We don't.

>>139497247
The fat intake myth has been debunked with heart disease. It's belly fat and vit k2 you should be worrying about. Calcium only goes in arteries when you lack carbolyxlated matrix forming protein... Which requires k2. Some people can convert a small amount of K1 into k2 but others don't. Normally you would get k2 from meat and fat, but only if the animal was fed grass as they convert better than we do. K is just a component of chlorophyll. So if your meat isn't eating green grass and is eating corn, it has no k2, at least in the mk4 form. There are different forms of K2 and all are good for the heart.

>>139500657
We didnt go a quarter of the way to the Moon 4 times.

Are you sure your American?

>>139503428
Butterfat is the fat in milk. The shakes are at 100% fat saturation; any higher and the mixer would grind to a halt as the mixture would turn solid.

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>>139497247
Idc people can eat whatever they want, but that doesn't even look particularly appealing. I really don't understand the gimmick of unhealthy food that looks like garbage like those donut hamburgers at the fair. If I'm gonna splurge on burger calories, I'm getting five guys or something's better.

>>139501318
You definitely don't live a cleaner or healthier live when you smoke weed. I've never known anyone that has. I quit smoking weed regularly because it's degenerate and a waste of money but I know for a fact that I lived a worse life when I was high, and I was living well then. I just live a lot better now as I'm 100% sober.

>>139497247
Because 'Murica. You wouldn't understand.

>>139518950
Degenerate

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>>139513756
I used to smoke weed and even high I can´t stand this shit people eat.

Even when hungry, I eat first whatever there is in my kitchen, but never that kind of shit.

I'm slim as fuck btw.

I get hatred for fat people. I think I shuldn´t hate them, but I do.

>>139497247
I love that guy, he is 100% honest about his food being shit and that if you eat it to much you will die a early death.

I don't know why he gets so much shit. He is the equivalent of a car salesman that goes around and shows you every fault on the car he tries to sell you.

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>so much degeneracy
This entire place is fucking degenerate and is extremely suspicious.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/heart-attack-grill-las-vegas

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>>139519177
At least I admit it you hypocritical piece of nigger shit.

>>139497247
Why do we make people pay for their own healthcare?

>>139519705
Because socialism is for women and shitskins.

>>139497247
Burger reporting in.

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>>139517171
>>139517271

>Burger-tier assmad reply

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This is unacceptable.

>>139512209
I agree with him. Im a patient with a legitimate medical use card.

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>>139518950
>>139519830

http://www.4chan.org/rules#pol
>Posting pornography is not permitted. This is a politics board, not a porn board.

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>>139517712
we have any Nevada anons willing to investigate?

>>139520281
This is my fetish.

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>>139520281
sorry I could only cum on the Donald's face

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>>139520411
/pol/ is not a politics board it's a board for politically incorrect topics and conversation.

>>139500933
Why? because he doesn't think the government should control people's diets? or prevent restaurant owners from making their own recipes to sell? Kys you pathetic commie

>>139518891
Sounds like a personal problem.

>>139514551
Freedom comes with whatever the fuck you choose, directly or indirectly, thats kind of the points you moron.

>>139514558
depends on how you define free will
I, personally, put stock into the whole "many worlds'' interpretation of QM, and that "free will" is the decision we make on a per-determined path.
its like self-fulfilling prophecy, sure, it exists, but both sides are blowing what its defined as way out of proportion.

>>139497247
Why would it be illegal? Why dont you have the right to buy the burger if youve got the money? why should anyone care what other people choose to eat, let alone involve the government in making the choice for them? dont leave europe if youre afraid of government not being there to make your choices for you nigger

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>>139510740
Fuck off. Wait until the burden of the millions of roaches merkle let it catches up with you. You'll fucking vanish off this list.