The SF Problem

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>be me
>move to San Francisco from a poor mixed suburb on the east coast outside of D.C.
>plenty of crime there, but zero pollution
>move to SF, get off the plane in SFO
Hey, what beautiful weather!
>hop on BART to the city
>immediately step in shit
wtf, why is there a dead tranny on the BART? Is anyone going to help this person?
>loads of people get on and act like its nothing
well, ok, someone should help this person, who do i call?
>no one cares
>arrive in SF, city smells like piss left and right
jesus christ, i thought it would smell like dank
>trash & homeless people begging for change everywhere
wtf dudes, this is a cold city, why are you here instead of LA?
>see retarded techies give out loads of cash to some begger with a dog
oh, because people are naive
>walk in 7-11 on market street
>homeless guy who smells like piss just sitting at the slushie machine, downing slushie after slushie
>chinese cashier too afraid to say anything
uhh, excuse me sir, i need to grab a cup
>FUCK YOU, DONT TOUCH ME YOU WANNA FIGHT
uh-uh-no, i just wanted a c-
>IM TIRED OF YALL RICH MOTHAFUCKAS COMIN HERE AND
>slowly back away
>leave 7-11
>step in shit
>see some fag in a slutty unicorn suit prancing down the street
what have i done
>try to talk to a qt brown haired girl
wtf anon, dont call me beautiful, stop continuing the patriarchy you sexist pig
>confusedface.jpg
i just moved here fr-
>go back to where you came from, stop raising our rents
but i thought this was a toler-
>see white knight mob start to form because qt3.14 has almost reached super saiyan SJWx3
>slowly back away
>walk down the street
hmm, every other car window is broken
>"dont leave stuff in your car you idiot. its your fault, and totally not the liberal and lawless tendencies of our city!"

how do we fix san francisco?