Mh?
>>139490517
It's an attempt to appropriate our discovery of electricity by collecting bikes in one place and attracting a lightning strike.
>>139491797
Since they can't do some elaborate shit, it could be there's a god made of bikes they worship.
Step 1- nigger steals bike from anyone else
Step 2- nigger rides bike to wherever nigger goes.
Step 3- another nigger, lacking transportation, steals first nigger's bike
Step 4- original nigger returns, sees lack of bike, go back to step 1
TL;DR-basicallyvthey keep stealing the same bike from each other, until a nigger needs a bike and steals it from a productive member of society
>>139494115
Good one, but in this way:
Niggers have their internal economy of stolen bikes, and someone is buying bikes all the time... so at the end there will be LOTS of bikes
>>139490517
So homie can ride in style
>>139494115
Kind of true. As a half white/jew I steal Nigger bikes, give them a paint job and sell them to Arabs, who sell them to whites and Asians, who lose them to Niggers.
>>139490517
Bikes are an ancient Egyptian invention and as we know the ancient Egyptians were black (scientaficaly proven).
>>139490517
craigslist
>>139495479
Egyptian slaves were black (numidians), Egyptian normies were sandniggers.
>>139490517
>When you're born as a bike thief
>Everything looks like a bike
The reason nigs steal bikes is because their mamas works at the DMV and wont give them a licence until they straighten up. Not sure how the DMV was taken over by a tribe of black women, but such is the case.
>>139494903
>Niggers have their internal economy of stolen bikes
Bikecoin
Good luck trying to understand what goes through a niggers mind
>>139490517
They use them as ornaments in their crips to attract females.
>>139490517
All these bikes are used to summon ancient Egyptian god Bicyclus.
Fried chicken, watermelons & welfare come to those who praise Bicyclus.
>>139490517
Because lower income white people keep buying really nice stolen bikes and accessories, because they cant afford nice bikes like middle class white people.
It's basically nigger powered wealth redistribution.
>>139490517
The negro is truly a fascinating specimen, it covets what its parents failed to provide for their offspring, even once it gets what it wants, it is unsatisfied and only covets more
What the negro truly wants is not the bike, it is its missing father that is sipping 40oz on a porch somewhere while bragging about his fake gold chains and upcoming music career