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/HFG/ - lol carboard houses edition

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Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:
https://gov.texas.gov/hurricane

Harris County Official Rundown
>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Minor looting has started
>Major flooding continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy, USCG, US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site

Reservoir Rundown
>Water released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs, 4000cf/s from each
>Water depth at Addicks dam is 108.36 feet and rising
>Dam Edge: Highest 115.5 feet, Lowest 108 feet
>108 foot North edge is beginning to overspill
>Other levees breaching

Reservoir Levels Monitoring
>Harris County
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>USGS
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

Real Time Info on Rain and Water Levels
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
http://www.weather.gov/hgx/
>Storm Visualization:
https://www.windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
http://traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#

Scanners
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web

Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw [Embed]
>Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroI [Embed]
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY [Embed]
>Texas Hurricane and Flooding Coverage
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
>Live Stream News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk [Embed]
>Gloomtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgn0WsOv4o [Embed]

Periscope
>Carlos
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
>Jeff
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1eaJbmYnAMaGX
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first for 200-300 dead
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don't fucking make new threads before at least 350 posts in the old one.
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THANKS OBAMA
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Melania looking very nice today, given the situation.
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KILL THEM ALL POSEIDON

PURGE THE DEGENERATES
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I gon sell weed in GRB
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>>139490079
behead those who [Embed] [Embed]
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>>139491423
Reiposting
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So this wont turn into a hurricane again :( ?
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uh oh..
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THE DAM HAS ERODED
I REPEAT
THE DAM HAS ERODED

WATER HAS JUST REACHED HOUSTON'S ANGLOTOWN AND THE DAMAGE IS HEART-RENDING!

EVACUATION IS IN FULL EFFECT

GODSPEED ANONS!
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/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS

JOIN US!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
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Rainbow crosswalk.

Historical rainfall.

Does god hate fags?
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>>139491520
Probably not but it'll still dump a shit load of rain
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>>139491560
fake and gay

how many times have you posted this you degenerate
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>>139491520
No, it's too far from the warm water currents..
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Someone just wanted a new thread to post the airport picture in so 5 people can say "IS THAT REAL" while 10 people say "WOW YOU'RE A FAGGOT"
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>>139491560
fuck off with that shoop finnigger
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>>139491560
holy shit guys
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>>139491519
>Huston, I'm POTUS
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>>139491519
Melania helping out with SS duties due to shortage of funds for SS.
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>>139491520
Cat 5 New Orleans from the west side.
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

Is this stream offline or is my internet fucking up?
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>>139490079
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>>139491519
This was in DC, Mr fake news
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Reminder that the national flood insurance program can only handle $100 billion in claims before it becomes insolvent.
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>>139491681
And? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/902503724274331653
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>>139491560

There is literally no way that the airlines did not relocate their aircraft before the storm. It is standard operating procedure.
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>trump: Put on this FLOTUS hat bitch
>melania: ok donald
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>>139491615
As many times as retards like you reply to that post.
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>>139491663

Lordie
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>>139490219
3 last numbers (inversed reading order, right to left) of my post is my projection for death toll.
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>>139491628
Mods need to ban it. Fake news.
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>>139491687
Sauce?

Because if so, its insolvent now.
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>>139491587
Of course.

>aids infected, alligator inhabited, fire ant infested, septic 50 foot plus flooding
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kek wills it
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>>139491744
the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>139491573
OH SHIT NOT BIG BEND, HOW AM I GONNA KNOW WHEN HIGH NOON IS? WHAT AM I GONNA USE FOR TARGET PRACTICE?
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Texas when?
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>>139491560
Stop posting this fake and gay shit
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>>139491560
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casual melania and classy don in a USA cap are here
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>>139491519
mmm yes
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>>139491560
This is fake, airplanes float.
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NO NEED TO EVACUATE, YOU GUYS, JUST MOVE YOUR COUCH AND YOU'LL BE FINE
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<3
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Best stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc
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CURRENT RESERVOIR OF DOOM LEVELS
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>>139490219
Much of the dead will come from over the next few days. The elderly, disabled, sick and trapped children will succumb to lack of resources and medicine.
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>>139491860
If airplanes float how can they go through buildings?
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>>139491798
that's how it went down
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>>139491687
the NFIP can borrow unlimited amounts and repay it by raising premiums. Same thing happened after Katrina.
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Now in Texas.
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>>139490079
The truth!

https://youtu.be/G-kwn85yV5k
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why do texans mock mother nature gaia?
https://www.license.state.tx.us/weather/weathercmte.htm
https://www.tdlr.texas.gov/weather/weathermod.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrHiJ1RyzzY
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>>139491946
because those were missiles not planes, lurk moar.
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what did she mean by this?
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Melania is /effay/ as fuck
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>>139491928
Taking so fucking long... it better break
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Omg its been 40 threads in a row seems like with the airplane shit. are they all fucking bots or just incredibly fucking stupid?
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>>139491906
What did she mean by this?
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>>139491979
Melania always looks good.
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>>139491890

It's time to evacuate.

We should be revving up our twitter accounts and telling people to evacuate right now. Fuck this nigger
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>>139491806
ANGLOTOWN IS THE CULTURAL AND ECONOMIC LIFE BLOOD OF HOUSTON

THE CITY WILL NEVER RECOVER
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>>139491945
they have been suppressing number of dead findings
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>>139491945
You make it sound like an economic gain
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>>139491928
It's like the overflow doesn't slow it down at all.
Those houses near the first spillpoint are getting increasingly fucked.
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>>139491979
>>139491843
He's here to drain the swamp

Save us Trump!
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>>139491979
Melania hot as fuck in black and white.
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>>139492034
/ourgirl/
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>>139492066
>It's time to evacuate.
The time to evacuate was 5 days before the storm hit. All the roads are now blocked, and a bridge collapsed.
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>>139492052
It will continue until people stop giving (You)'s
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>>139492078
they didnt even mention dead looters
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>>139492052
Meme that idiots are still replying to instead of ignoring.
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>>139492111
oh shit
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>>139491427
>KILL THEM ALL POSEIDON
>PURGE THE DEGENERATES

Pls no. My mom lives near I-10 and the Beltway. She's a loyal German. She's no degenerate. Please spare her ;_;
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>>139492082
well elderly and sick are a drain on the economy
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>>139491560
oh no
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>>139492192
They don't count animals
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>>139492170
>The time to evacuate was 5 days before the storm hit
Hurricane Harvey looked like a punk bitch 5 days before it hit.
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>>139492222
kek confirms
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did Addicks breach?
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>>139492226
underrated
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>>139492078
How many dead do you think they are going to hide though? several hundreds?

Plus most will be washed away and never found.
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>>139492170

People who can still get out need to get out now.
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>>139490079

Cardboard houses are fine... provided you can swim free from a circus side show....
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>>139492226
Is this real?
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>>139492052
glad i helped force this meme
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>>139492221
>She's a loyal German.
>in the US
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https://twitter.com/TomLlamasABC/status/902568033163587585
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So Houston has tomorrow off then Harvey comes back on Wednesday full up and ready to reek havock?
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>>139492226
Oh my god, is that real? Holy shit you guys.
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>>139492222
checked and confirmed. Euthanasia programs inbound.
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>>139491587
They opened a homo crosswalk before the flood?
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imagine being a junkie or alcoholic during this shit

die from withdrawls right?
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>>139492265
It overflowed with the spillway and is slowly eroding the side of the dam, but not a breach yet.
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>>139492271
>he says 30 seconds after it got posted
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>>139492170
there must be serious damage to a huge number of roads and bridges now
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welp
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>>139492265
currently spilling at 108.52 feet.

https://my.mixtape.moe/spnega.mp3
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>>139491811
>You will never airboat with your comrades drinking vodka, fending off feral gator/nigger/fireant hybrids looting the remnants of Houston
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>>139490079
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Guys I just went outside and took this picture of my street. This doesn't look good at all.
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>>139492416
What does that mean
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>>139492416
Oh shit, doesn't this mean that the Southern overflow will happen?
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>>139492389
yes
its that underrated
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>>139492226
THE PROPHECY IS UNFOLDING
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>>139492351
lol no it's over. Sunshine should start on Thursday.

There is another hurricane coming but ((they)) don't want anyone to panic since it's still over in Africa.
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>>139492226
That's got to be at least $1200 in damage
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>>139492380
Yeah, limited access to meds is a serious problem during disasters like this, there's no way that doesn't go for drugs too.
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>>139492317

B...But I'm in Germany to take her place. See she raised a loyal son. Angry ghost of the Reich, please spare my mother ;_;
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>>139492467
You need to screencap the nigger apologists too kek
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>>139491648
You're a big girl
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>>139492226
Wtf I hate floods now
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how much damage are we talking?

trillions of dollars?
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CAR ANON.

ARE YOU ALIVE?
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>>139492436
If the "spillway" becomes a spillway that dam is fucked, that the main gates.

The spill overs are the blue areas.
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>>139491928
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>Last 3 numbers how many dead when dam breaks
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Why am I so fucked up in the head that I'm wishing the forecasts to change directions and shower Houston even worse?
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>>139492226
fake and gay, clear shooped image with a lot of cut and paste airplanes.
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>>139492586
Gorillions
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Only rural and suburban retards voted for Trump. City people all voted Hillary.
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FeelsBadMan
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>>139492586
At least $500
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CARLOS IS MIA
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>>139492476
Was this a real post or not? It was one of my fav after the election.
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>>139492606
Calling it now, max elevation will be 110.5
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>>139490079
How much of Houston is being flooded here? The city? A few large suburbs?
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>>139490079
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>>139492586
100B easy
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>>139492606
why is USGS showing it has lowered to 108? Where are you getting that chart from?
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>>139492586
Oy vey think of the quintrillion
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Was there a Christian exodus on going from Houston before the flood and was Houston pushing homo shit?
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Anyone know what the situation is like in Tomball? Haven't heard from my friend for 2 days and starting to get worried
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>>139491890
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>>139492467
Video of looters from Houston area:

https://youtu.be/jhjG_fkp8rM
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>>139492586
Houston is fugged
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>>139492586
Don't forger the 6 billion dollars goy.
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>>139492568
Well I mean, they do have a point. If they're just looting food, that's hardly the same thing as looting TV's and shit.
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>>139492658
probably feels asleep
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>>139492653
I bet she has the most succulent soles fucking HNG
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Kek, please give all the liberals in Houston a nice Suu waifu to drown them in love. Also, pay extra special lovin's to the poor lonely minorities that vote left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WcCCvf13vY
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>>139492640
Thanks, anon, these webms that show repeated flooding are a really good demonstration of what happened this weekend.
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>>139491633
>>139491615
>>139491646
>>139491741
This is Hobby airport, I live there, yes the planes got fucked, Houston is just boned for life now
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>>139492226

has science gone too far
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>>139492622
It's a natural response. Like kicking an ant hill. You are so far removed that there is no logical reason to personalize any of this and get emotional.
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>>139492622
It's normal.
We live on an overpopulated planet.
Also, in times of crisis people come together despite differences, you may just long for that community feeling.
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>>139492622
Same psychology you want to jump off a cliff. It's normal. So is sucking dicks.
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>>139492653
>Those heels
Come on FLOTUS
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>>139492710
The sensor has problems when it's that high, ignore the even 108 readings
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>>139492586
125-200 billion most likely
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>>139492672
He said he got a ride out a couple hours ago, he's ok.
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>>139492701
The whole city. And other 3 cities.
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>>139492586
Word is it will end up costing all the money in the world to fix.
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>>139492673
Yeah I helped get him fired.
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>>139492740
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>>139492658
This is fucking ridiculous, it's clearly a larger death toll than 15 considering the entirety of Houston is underwater with a population of 2.3 million.
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>>139492653
Melania decided it would be a good idea to wear her new Gucci stilettos to a hurricane... LMAO
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>>139491663
what the fuck
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>>139492710
108.00 are errors in the sensor
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>>139492794
Yeah, that was the 27th. It hasn't flooded on that webcam for the past couple days.

Seems most of the really flooded areas don't have people putting up webcams, or maybe all their power went out.
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I am happy and proud to report that I was able to partake in a heroic rescue today.

As I stirred my macaroni, one macaroni began to topple over the side, but with quick reaction, I saved it with my fork.

Please donate to my bitcoin @twitter.org
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>>139492586
bout tree fiddy
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>>139492728
LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agy7EQPD-q8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzhSxCNRdxo
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>>139492897
She was wearing sneakers when she got off AF1, shoefag.
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>>139492728
what movie?
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>>139492876
Well they can't really count it while they're still underwater
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>>139492416
wait, that's a different fucking birdge?
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>tfw we need Shepard Smith more than ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KEFAh46yco
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>>139492876
people are dead in there houses, no ones going into homes looking yet. they just picking people up that wave them down.
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>>139492897
she was wearing different clothes when she deboarded
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>>139492897
>>139492832
Eh, from what I've heard they aren't exactly free to wear whatever they want, they were probably chosen for her.
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>>139491519
is melania flying the chopper today?
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>>139492672
His last post (est)
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Just climb a tree of learn how to swim.
No big deal.
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>>139492876
15 confirmed at the moment. God knows how high it'll go once the water goes down & they find more & more bodies.
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>>139492476
So he wants red stats to be even more red and give the people he hates uncontested districts? He put a lot of thought into that post, but none of it where it actually mattered.
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>>139492586
$12.99 plus tip
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>>139492586
Before it all went to shit, they threw around a number of 40 billion.
Now keep in mind that the refineries in the area got fucked since then and everything got flooded.
350 billion.
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>>139492947
>feeding your starving family
>looting

They’re just trying to survive, give them a break.
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>>139491890

JUST GET YOUR COUCH OUT FROM BETWEEN YOUR FRONT DOOR AND THE TV AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
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this guy fucks
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>>139492542
>it's a AIDS huricane
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>>139493104
*drops tv
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reminder
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Seeing how people are reacting to this calamity honestly makes me proud to be an American
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>the poor side of the border has more solidly built houses

explain yourselves americans?
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>>139492857
What was his job?
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>>139492653
making yourself taller makes sense in flooding
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>>139493104
BBQ'd flatscreens are part of their cultural diet
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>>139493178
he was in on it

fucking niggers
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>>139492947
I don't care if people loot food... It's the looting electronics, sneakers and guns that should be the focus.
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>>139490079
My friend sent me this, figure I would share
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>>139493104
Ah yes, TV stew, great nutrients in there.
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If this is anything like when my town had it's 100 year flood, flood won't hit max for 1-2 days after the rain ends.

Im praying hard for Houston
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>>139493081
Is there a non-edgy way to say "praying isn't enough" that doesn't piss off most Christians?
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guys

what if wall funding is included in a Houston rebuild bill?
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If you aren't hoping for the dark green loop we can't be friends
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really melania TWO shoes?!?!
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>>139493156
He's spotting places to loot
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gUYS GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

IS IT BAD
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>>139492968
THEME MOVIE: Hard Rain
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>>139490079
>burger engineering
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Blackrambo saving lives and giving inspirational speeches
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>>139491979
She would look good in a burlap sack. If nothing else at least America has a worthy first lady now.
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>>139493280
obviously, they didn't move enough furniture in time.
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>>139492468
hey man, don't give up hope yet, still plenty of rain yet to fall
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>>139492832
>>139492897
She landed wearing sneakers you fucking fags
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>>139493291

"Let's go help them!"
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>>139492226
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>>139493241
You aren't in Cajun Country until you've had a bite of a fresh TV.
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>>139493291
Not when you suck every sandnigger dick on earth during the next truck of peace incident.
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>>139493309
>those twisting lines
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>>139493156

>what are you doing out here
>just helping out americans
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>>139492467
"looting" a grocery store

how do you know they didn't leave cash at the unattended register?
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>>139493309
roll for loop
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>>139493268
>guns

Oh shit I hope they're locked up good
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>>139493291
Maybe say "G-d wants you do act"
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>>139493309
is there any chance dark green is gonna win? weather people seem pretty sure its going to fuck off to the east
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>>139493297
Email this idea to Trump, I bet he'd love it

>>139493309
Jesus Christ what is what those projections that have it doing fucking backflips? Look at the path it took before making it back into the gulf yesterday morning. I think Harvey is retarded.
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>>139493204
>cinderblock
>solid
Those building topple if you even push on the wall too hard.
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>>139493291
"Here are some donation links; Lets go help them"
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>>139493223
worked with mentally retarded kids or something
no joke
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Dub determines where the rebuilt New Houston will be located.
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OFFICIAL BLACK RAMBO FEED
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>>139492653
we elected the wrong trump
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>>139493291
Prayer & work.
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>>139492968

not anon, but that movies hard rain, christian slater and morgan freeman its pretty comfy the town floods and people rob a bank truck
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>>139493309
>that loop one that goes right over Houston again
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>>139493425
This was what one of the models were predicting yesterday
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>>139493291
Praying didn't stop Christians from building the best civilization. Can't do it without a good heart.
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>>139493204
It a stupid meme. Brick Houses don't survive a Tornado. F3 or greater will wreck any house. Even buildings like high schools have been wiped out .
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>>139492226
>that plane at a 45 degree angle
Kek'd
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>>139492587
His engine shut down, he called 911 and is now waiting for someone to rescue him.
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>>139493575
yes i've seen it years ago
didnt remember the name
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>>139493353
Lol I wonder how long it took them to make that
>Alright everyone, we need to make a notice picture for that twitter thing as soon as possible!
>Officer johnson I've used MS paint before. I think I could handle this
>Alright son, you get the job
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>>139493353
IS WHOLE OF THIS GOING TO RAM DOWN STREAM NOW OR WHAT LADS
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>>139493507
>what is cement and rebar
Just pushed on my wall
house still standing
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https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/902571583071543296

OH FUCK
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Saw this post on FB on the Louisiana Navy page

' I know right now of at least 4 18wheeler trailers from La, 2 enclosed trailers from Mississippi, and 1 big gooseneck from Tallahassee that will be westbound and down by sun up....all headed for Houston. And that's not counting the number of boats and souls still leaving out every hour to go and save some lives. That right there shows you how much we care about our brothers and sisters. And i guarantee there's over double what I named being sent...those are just what I know of personally.

Godspeed, Texas'


That's why we love you guys -Don't ever stop Burgerbros .
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>>139493368
Fuck you hater, Micheal inspired a generation and had a schlong big as I am tall. Now that I can take pride in.
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>>139493291
Action is prayer realised

Get up you motherfuckers
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>>139493422
moar
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>>139491945
In the 2011 floods in Queensland Australia there was 35 deaths. The majority were from being caught in flood waters and drowning or being swept away. This happened in the whitest part of Australia. In Texas there are millions of nogs and beaners that can't swim so it will be much higher.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%9311_Queensland_floods#Deaths
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>>139490079
SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE IN BOATS SAVING WORTHLESS NIGGERS AND SPICS.
SAY THANK YOU!
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>>139492947
why are only black people looting?
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>>139491846
dogs do not sweat
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>>139493353
Shits fucked breh
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Blackrambo 4 Mayor
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>>139493604
I don't have photoshop but someone should meme like the old "did I upset you" pics
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>>139493747
I'm worried, because their home's up next and they're all gonna be stuck here hundreds of miles away.
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>>139493176
>>139493283
>>139493241
man does not dine on bread alone, but also of knowledge
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>>139493836
Youll never get a thank you from a negroid.
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>>139492989
Shep has never been right since Katrina tbqh.
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HOLY SHIT WEATHER CHANNEL JUST SAID TO CONTINUE TIL THURSDAY

AND ANOTHER POSSIBLE TROPICAL STORM FORMING NEAR MEXICO AND EXPECTED TO HIT EAST TEXAS AGAIN.


THIS IS NO WHERE CLOSE FROM OVER. THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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>>139493717
Soon
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>>139491681
How is that fake news, you fucking retard?
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>>139493868
he's a big guy
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If this post with doubles be
then let my mom be safe and free
high and dry and in the clear
Holy Kek my prayers will hear

Please save my mom in Houston, Kek ;_;
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>HOW WILL HOUSTON EVER RECOVER?
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Someone s gonna drawn on live TV . Abc13
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>>139493649

Where'd he say that
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ahahahahahhaH PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO TEXAS

ROUND 2

COMING IN
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>>139493938
4U
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>>139493868
you fucking dolt, link the stream
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>>139493720
>Cement and Rebar vs. Tornado
Tornado still wins
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>>139493722
>REEEEEEE
>FUCKING GET OUT ALREADY
>REEEEEEEEE
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>>139493959
rerolling for this anon

>>139493962
fucking kek
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>>139493789
We've got enough TV's to go around. This storm brought a bountiful harvest.
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>>139492876
>>139492876
Those are just the ones verified by authorities, that doesn't included the eaten or the missing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U092YTImHFg
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>>139493909
HD knowledge wit dat surround sound, yknow'amean?
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>>139493959
Rip, your mom is dead.
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>>139493920
>LDS and catholics
God is punishing Texas for its heresy.
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>>139493796
no one cares
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>>139493747
Too bad niggers keep shooting at them
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>>139493938
You lift weights

BlackRambo lifts spirits


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
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>>139491560
F
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>>139493998
Is this real life?
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>>139492281
Gators will feast on dozens? Hundreds?
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>>139493888
State of Louisiana is next to Texas for a good reason - who is their neighbour state ?
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>>139494086
???
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UPDATE: HARVEY HAS NOW DUMPED 50 INCHES OF RAIN ON HOUSTON
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>>139494011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
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>>139494086
?
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>>139493998
we have an eye again
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Black Rambo returns
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>>139491945

How many boomers would have to die for the savings to cover the cost of the storm?
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>>139492362
Hey it happened during Katrina.
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>>139493722
>https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/902571583071543296
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>>139494273
are you literally gay?
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>>139493505
I want to put my >benis insid of her
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>>139494066
and all the ones nibbled to death by gars
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>>139491890
Rearrange the deck chairs eh?
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Fuck, lads. Now would be a great time to bring in muslim refugees. Their vibrance & diversity would help heal all the damage done so far. Wouldn't you guys agree?
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>>139493998
I'm sure it's fine
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>>139493796
Not even remotely comparable. Population alone is far higher in the Houston metro.
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>>139492658
no troll or gay creepypasta shit, but like an hour ago a line opened up on the scanner and it sounded like it was under water. if anyone is recording go back and youll know when you hear it
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>>139493309
Digits for TABD loop-de-loop
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>>139494086
>God's not punishing degeneracy and degenerates
Makes sense.
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>>139494315
he gave a fucking great speech

his words alone would inspire people to come help

what the fuck does everyone else do? fucking whinge and play with their dicks

this guy rules and deserves the credit
>>
anyone have a link to the stream of the chopper rescue going down right now?
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>>139494345

someones in a pissy mood, are you stuck in houston?
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https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/902571583071543296

>when the weatherman tell all of Texas to get out
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>>139494306
rare
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laDS

IS ALL OF THIS

GOING TO DROP DOWNSTREAM NOW

THAT THE LEVEE HAS BROKEN

LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>139493309
dark green loop passes exactly where I'm at in WV
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>>139494441
this
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The only american channels i get on my tv is cnn and CNBC and british chanells arent really covering it, what channel is better?
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>>139494441
Like Black Rambo said: if youre white, black, hispanic, gay, fat, thin you just help. Pay attention that he did not include "if youre a pussy".
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>>139494569
>>139494569
>>139494569
NEW BREAD
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>>139493309
what site is that from?
>>
>Gov Abbot has just walked into the room.
>walked
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>>139494553
He is telling Harvey to fuck off. To sea.
which is weird. Since it will collect more moisture and energy again

for another coming
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>>139492034
Wait, what? Is this supposed to be ironic?
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>>139494553
or is he telling Harvey to get out?
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>>139494553
>local weatherman delivers powerful ultimatum to hurricane
>>
>walked in

SHEP YOU RACIST
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>>139493998
>https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/902571583071543296

LIVE EYE
http://rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16&sec=mesoscale_02&x=808&y=1296&z=2&im=24&ts=1&st=0&et=0&speed=130&motion=loop&map=1&lat=0&p%5B0%5D=0&opacity%5B0%5D=1&hidden%5B0%5D=0&pause=0&slider=-1&hide_controls=0&mouse_draw=0&s=rammb-slider
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>>139494434
>catholics and mormons
>not degenerates
Anon pls.
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>>139494559
Shits fucked
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>>139494202
>>
https://twitter.com/hcphtx/status/902572279199961088

Boil water advisory officially in effect
>>
Save the Jews. Preserve sinagogs. Reminder to help the chosen ones first.
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>>139493998

This is the perfect storm isnt it, it'll keep going back over and over again while smiling at us via satellite images
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>>139492467
A reminder that the grocery stores which are getting fucked over by looting will not get jack shit for insurance money to cover their losses. These locations will close down and in 4 years or so Quanell X will be on twitter bitching about how badly food deserts impact his community and why that is all whitey's fault.
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I need a basic gestalt of what's been going on in the last six hours, since I had to get some sleep.
Has the dam flooded or come crashing down? Why not? When's it happening? Why hasn't Kek revealed Himself to us? Where's the leviathan we were promised?
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>>139494686
Please yourself faggot lover.
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>>139492774
Ivanka has the money feet. Check WikiFeet. Relentless fapping.
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>>139494559
link to USGS reservoir level monitoring site or gtfo
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>>139493836
Just more pathological altruism.

Sorry, I meant, #thisisamerica #weareallamericans
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>>139493986
Nowhere.
But you don't just drive into floodwaters reaching almost your window and expect not to have your engine wrecked.
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>>139493998
looks like a fucking dragon head
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>>139494853
Levee broke south of Houston. Moderate rain all morning. Addicks is a meme.
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>>139493533
Checked, you did the Lord's work anon. The last thing those special needs kids needed was that leftist retard taking care of them.
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>>139493291
I'm a Christian and I constantly remind people that praying won't do jackshit, only action does. The Cuckstian sits at home praying, the Christian goes out and actually helps people.
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>>139494577
Hey at least you aren't in Huntington, every time we get an inch of rain it floods.
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>>139493534
I don't know about rebuilt Houston, but Austin is about to get enriched. Enjoy the NOLA ghetto trash, you hipster fucks.
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Is this gonna fail? Northern spillway on addicks dam

>>139494980
>>139495012
hivemind
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>>139493104
Motherboards provide essential nutrients and roughage.
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>>139494853
>Addicks reservoir at 108ft and rising, first emergency spillway level was breached at 108ft
>CarlosAnon MIA, his last post was that he was waiting for pickup to evac before the overspill was topped
>More rain (12-15" forecast) expected for land west and north of Houston
>Buffalo dam has started to overspill
>Both these spillways dump more water down already flooded channels
>spillways won't breach like the last happening in north CA, but it will flood even more of Houston
>Happening continues
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>>139495378
Carlos anon was likely shot trying to take his weapons to an evacuation centre
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Anon earlier mentioned owners leaving pets during evacuation. I could never do that to my doggo. Not to mention once the looters come out, you can have some fallout style raider hunting.
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>>139494202
>55
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>>139493628
I truly don't think Europeans understand the scale of natural disasters in this hemisphere. The idea that any of their 200 year old brick homes would have withstood the path of this hurricane, or a bad twister, or God help them a strong earthquake is fucking laughable. It is better to have homes inexpensively built so they can actually be rebuilt should the worst happen. Additionally, if a building is going to collapse on you, do you want emergency crews to have to dig you out from under a pile of stones or a pile of lumber and drywall?
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>>139492226
fake, needs moar treadmills
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>>139492586
>how much damage are we talking?

2011 Mississippi River floods cost $2-4bn

At the other end of the scale Hurricane Katrina Cost $100bn, Sandy $75bn and for Harvey they are predicting $10-40bn already.

Assuming no refineries are damaged I'd peg the costs around the $50 million mark, it can't cost that much to build a few shanty towns for the left over nogs.
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>>139495837
Europeans are retards. Don't even bother.
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>>139494633
>>139494646

> Weather man confirmed racist, should welcome refugee hurricane with open arms and invite it into his home
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>>139490079
Wow. Too bad the government was ill prepared for this tragedy.
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>>139493344
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>>139495999
Checked and agreed. I think most of it is just low energy trolling, but the fact that some of them genuinely seem to think that living under their parents' roofs with no hope of ever owning a house on their own property is made up for by the fact that their mom's place is also very old is just kind of sad.
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>>139496036
The fuck is the antifag flag doing there?
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>>139496205
Yeah, I mean their houses already look like a giant basement as it is.
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>>139496036
The nigger mayor did tell everyone to stay put and not evacuate.
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>>139495999
So that makes Americans the sons and daughters of retards. Explains a lot.
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>>139496231
Because the trump admin is racist and retarded pedos, and the lack of preparedness is RACISM, you fucking numb skull.
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>>139496410
Because racist trump admin replaced the EPA with race "scientists," you fucking nit wit.
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>>139493204
>if you are poor, you can't afford to buy shit
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>>139496423
Ok, retard.
>>
Am i missing a better flood thread, this one seems retarded, you are killing the fun of the flood.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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