JOEL DID NOTHING WRONG

Why didn't the Houston Rockets open their stadium to flood victims?

Who the fuck is Joel Osteen, why is he relevant, and if so why has he ever been relevant? I've never heard that name until yesterday.

>>139489781
Lord Jesus wouldn't close the doors..

>>139489781

He looks like a Jew, and I've seen a good amount of Jews with "Joel" in their name

>>139489781

>not wanting niggers and spics to turn your beautiful multimillion-dollar megachurch into the Superdome II: Electric Boogaloo

truly /ourguy/, properity gospel preachers are redpilled AF

Of course he is within his rights. But think about how that makes him look.

>closing his doors to gods children in a time of need.

>>139489971
He's like the biggest evangelicuck mega church pastor and traditional Christians hate him because he preaches prosperity gospel.

>>139489971

He's a televangelist so Reddit and Twitter tripped over their fedoras to attack him over nothing.

>>139489781
He's a phony retard, looks like a fag too

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>>139489971
He's a Christian Pastor, so libs are jumping at the chance to say that a few muslims were helping flood victims, but a guy with a church didn't open his doors. That means all Christians are evil, and all muslims are good. But remember that a terrorist attack doesn't mean that all muslims are terrorists

>>139489971
He's a Houston megachurch pastor/televangelist who built the largest megachurch in the world out of the old Houston Rockets arena.

>>139490036
>gods children
More like the fallen sons of Ham who should have died in the flood the first time around.

His place is flooded in the basements and has only emergency power. He looks like a monorail salesman but things like electric and water don't converse well with each other.

>>139490139
I became a billionaire the second I let Christ into my heart. The billion literally just appeared in my bank account. Heathens BTFO

He's a motivational speaker who figured out he could make a career pretending to be religious.

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>>139490016
PLEASE NIGGER

IMPLYING GOD DID NOT USE A GREAT FLOOD TO KILL OFF DEGENERATES IN THE PAST

JOEL IS A MAN OF GOD

GOD SENT IN THE WATERS TO PURGE THE LAND

JOEL IS LETTING GOD WILL BE DONE

PROVE ME WRONG YOU CANT MY LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE

>>139489939

Because they know what Katrina niggers did to the Superdome

Maybe the Texas refugees can stay in the popes big mouth..

>>139489781
>Letting a bunch of ungrateful people shit, piss, and fornicate in a House of God
There are thousands of relief shelters made specifically for disasters like this. Why would you want to defile a holy place?

All the people attacking Osteen are just jealous that his message reached out to millions of people worldwide. He's done more for spreading Christianity than the fakers mocking him.

>>139489781
Not when you are a Christian spouting your religion 24/7

>>139489781
it's not about within his rights lol

>>139490801
This is it, in a nutshell. After Katrina, and seeing that a couple of days of niggers did more damage to the Superdome than a Category 5 hurricane, nobody in their right mind would open a large church/stadium/whatever to them unless they knew they had a rock-solid insurance policy.

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>open the church
>flood of dindus like a plague of locusts

>>139490758
Actually, it looks like he caved, so your logic is shit, my friend.

http://ktla.com/2017/08/29/joel-osteen-to-open-church-doors-after-backlash/

BTFO be with you.

P.S. I think your shift key is broken.

>>139491320
WOW, WHAT A KEKKK

perhaps, but churches are tax exempt.

maybe it's time to tax them if they're not serving the public good?

Look at the superdome after Katrina. You bet your ass I wouldn't let a bunch of niggers and white trash into my building

>>139489939
Property values.
Insurance liabilities.

any church outside the catholic church is a sole proprietorship scam

>>139490027
They'd be raping and killing and he'd get sued. The guy's not retarded.

>>139490845
Because dey wanna be shittin in da rich whypepo house

>>139491276
Superdome was a refuge that niggers turned into hell on earth.

He's a fraud and he's the head of the Church of Satan in that City. Do you really think this guy hasn't pizzagated it up in the past and to this date.

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>>139489781

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f2BFst4UsA

>>139490336

>He looks like a monorail salesman.

He is a monorail salesman.

>>139489781
>need sanctuary from natural disaster.
>Church refuses shelter.
I hate church now.

>>139489781
>offer salvation to the masses
>but only if your dues are paid up
Truly a man of God.

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>>139492599
I bet you could get a bowl of soup and bread from the mosque. You'll have to pay a little more if your not Muslim though.

>>139492165
Got proof?

At any rate, I distrust him based on his sly smile and slick hair alone. Call me old fashioned.

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>>139489971
He's the greatest Christian scholar of our time.

>>139492705
Yep - haven't met a self-regarding "man of God" who wasn't full of fucking shit; unsurprised, if he's on the take, as a "Clergy Response" member.

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>>139489781
of course he is. just like everybody who wants to point out what a fraud he is is also within their rights.

grow up and get a clue, immature faggot.

>>139493193
He's a snake oil salesman.

Can't stand this snake oil faggot

>>139493050
>t.rural white
Think ill go over to the mexibros for some salvation tacos.

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>>139493502
>>139493480
>>139493412
>leftypol trying to fit in

>>139489781
Only retards want another Katrina arena disaster. Mental midgets are quick to forget, but people like me remember EVERYTHING.

>>139490027
prosperity gospel is literally being cucked for jesus.

Just give me your money, goy, then you will be prosperous.

>>139489781

these people are literally the exact opposite of what jesus would have wanted

and I'm a fucking atheist

He's a straight white male and a Christian, he should die in this storm

>>139490758
The flood was used to kill the nephilim.
Almost all of the Old Testament war and violence from God was directed against the nephilim.

Genesis 6 is the rosetta stone of the Bible. It's the overlooked key to understanding scripture.

>>139493748
The (1) proxyfaggot didn't even understand the joke. Probably a heathen and definitely a newfag.

disregarding this whole thing he is still a shit tier pastor. just listen to one of his sermons. it's always fuck other people and pray hard enough you will get rich.

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>>139493748
>everything that triggers me is a lefty

the only thing more stupid than leftism here is you. try again you petulant little bitch.

>>139489781
It was the christian thing to do so he didn't.

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>>139489781
The people of Houston deserve a safe place to swim! Open the church now!!

>>139489781
>Lot didn't help while God glassed Sodom and Gomorrah

Ohh how interesting, all those people NOW suddenly want to go to Church. Should have been trimming their wicks.

>>139491320
Never cave into the demands/pressures from SJWs

>>139492599
>debating whether to open the doors of your magnificent megachurch
>muh niggers and spics

OH HELL NO!!!!

>>139493954
So you your opinion on this matter is irrelevant