It's going to happen. Maybe 2020 is too soon, but Mark is going to be President. Prepare yourself accordingly.
Why do you keep making these threads?
>he's boring
>he has no platform or strong positions
>zero charisma
>only reason anyone would consider him for president is because he's filthy rich
Like why, nigga? Politics aside, he's just not presidential material.
>>139482974
For the lulz mate. Who doesn't want to watch another awful pick crash and burn?
>>139482849
WAY too autistic
Let's find him a slogan.
>>139483037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXrKKwHmPz4
tru tru, he is pretty cringy
Requesting the fake facebook posts of cuckerburg shitting on flyover states.
I fucking love those
>>139483069
>Goyim Genocide Now
>>139483069
"I will pay the UBI out of my personal fortune."
Transparcy is good for everyone YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!
>>139482849
He's a terrible public speaker.
I hope he runs. The cringe will be priceless.
>>139483037
I agree with this. Fuck it would be fun to watch all the liberal lefties get pumped and think they're going to win. And then this homo will just burn so hard along with all their hopes and dreams. The memes will be wild. Liberal tears will flow like wine. And Trump will be locked in for another 4 years.
>>139483111
Wow, he has no chance in politics unless he can hire hitlers speech coach or something. He is clearly so autistic that his mind runs much faster than what his mouth can keep up with, so he just mumbles and gets tongue tied.
Basic necessity for a politician is to be able to deliver a stump speech, and respond to questions, he can't. He is pretty much a more autistic Jeb bush.
>>139483069
Make America Zuck Again!
Can we meme Zuck into the office?
>>139482849
He should be killed the moment he announces it.
>>139484825
He seems smarter than the previous 5 presidents combined.
>>139482849
He wants to be. I sometimes do online surveys for Amazon vouchers. I did one a couple of months ago asking various political questions, including what I thought of him and Sheryl Sandberg. They'd both be terrible candidates though, they have a sort of anti-charisma.
>>139483069
"They actually trust me. Dumb fucks"
>>139482849
Zero chance he will ever be president
He's an awkward unlikable aspie turd, even worse than Hillary
HOWEVER we should try to meme him as the Democrat candidate because he will get murdered by Trump
>>139485092
What about a Zuckerberg/Sandberg ticket? Two bergs for the price of one!
Pepe has chosen Mark as the next vessel of Chaos. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride.
>>139484752
get off 4chan, Mark
That charisma vacuum that is widely hated for violating 90% of the populations privacy has a chance of being POTUS? Only in his dreams, and on his paid sycophants lips.
>>139483709
It's time for the USA to have its first autistic president. #ImWithHIM
>>139485929
Hillary lost against Trump, you never know.
>>139486235
>Hillary lost against Trump, you never know.
I'm going to stake my professional reputation and say that in this case I do in fact know. Facebook is a hugely disliked and untrusted brand, and the Zuckerberg brand is even worse.
all your souls belong to me
>Zuckerberg 2020
>>139487025
This is you in 2020
Trump 2020
>>139487817
Berg is the ideal opponent for Trump in 2020. He wouldn't be able to handle the bants, and Trump would be a fucking master tearing into Facebook's data mining/privacy after putting Hillary's emails in the mind off the low info voter.
Meme away, but he will only get the nomination at most. Then it will be a bloodbath.
>>139488473
TOP KEK He's not going to run again. He's getting old and it's too much stress. Thick skin doesn't protect you forever from criticism. Ivanka doesn't want to be the first lady.
Zuckerberg is a jewish racist who hates non-jewish people. Do you idiots want a reptile eyed jew with severe autism running your country?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Meme Elon into it.
>>139482849
Go back to Facebook, Cucker(((berg))). Stop shilling your pipe-dreams on /pol/.
>>139482849
Please democrats.
Please put him up against trump
>>139482974
>only reason anyone would consider him for president is because he's filthy rich
ever get that feeling of deja vu
5'7" man will never be president. He'd just look too ridiculous on TV.
>>139482849
>jew
>The single most privileged people on the earth
They are like super white people.
The left and right won't like him.
>>139489003
Jews make the best leaders, goy.
>>139489532
Putin is 5'6".
Fuck off shill.
>>139489532
france and russia have them
>>139482849
faceberg used to do coke, mdma , smoked alot of pot, got drunk alot, zero charisma . i only want to see him run just to see ex employees dumping cringe information that will put him down
>>139483053
Lol he got their hair wet, maybe they could use the chlorine to sanitize them.
>>139482849
2020 or never. Facebook will go the way of MySpace and odds are he will have to scramble the rest of his life to stay in the billionaire club.
You know he will run with the weird articles made about him starting to "believe in a higher power" and talking about his loving family. We are royally hosed.
>>139482849
I was talking to my girlfriend about how cucked Trudeau and Canada is and I sent her this image.
She replied,
>"looks like that fag from facebook"
top kek
Find yourselves a redpilled women guys, it's the best.
>>139482849
He'll never be president. He's too slimy and unlikeable.
>>139489699
Putin is also worth hundreds of billions of dollars and has more masculinity than Cuckerberg ever will have.
>>139483069
"Hey, Free Money!"
>>139490192
> coke, mdma, pot, alcohol
> tfw you realize that Zuck is really cool
>>139483069
"Get Butt Naked and Zuck!"
>>139483069
"Can't succ the zuck"
>>139490491
He might be a billionaire, but he never lost touch with the sensibilities and issues of blue collar America. Trump 2.0?
>>139482849
He might beat out the other dems in the primaries but they're going to fight hard against him. The DNC knows it needs to get niggers to the polls to win and the only way to do that is to run a nigger for president. I predict he'll get the nomination stolen from him and some ZOG-friendly house nigga like Kamala Harris will win the nomination.
Who could be behind this post?
>>139482849
Please run him. I want to hear the left cry about how is epic loss was entirely the result of 'deep-seated, integenerational antisemitism.
>>139491512
>>139491578
These kind of pictures just don't work with Zuckercuck though. He's too disingenuous.
He looks more like a person who has just stepped in shit than a person who is in touch with the common man.
>>139483069
Cant cuck the zuck
Get off the Trump Train,
ALL ABOARD THE ZUCK ZEPPELIN!
No
Have you seen his Facebook cult? I want the country to be run by the Facebook cult.
>>139491512
>>139491578
Why do you think photo ops matter in the eyes of opposition? For the exact same reason as zuckercucks will say, "this is why he is good," zucker cuckers will say, "this is why he is bad." How do your propaganda arms still not understand this?
>>139491788
Well he suffers from extreme autism, so whaddaya expect?
WHY does this perverted jew fuck even want to become president? Do you burgers need a lizzard boy as president?
>>139482849
Greg Lansky will be the next president, mark my words.
Sure, normalfags use facebook a lot, but I don't think they really "trust" it. This guy has too much baggage.
>Zuckerberg.
>President.
Trump will wipe the floor with that cuck.
>>139494578
Keep dreaming, Trump is not going to run again. He proved to the world that he could do it, but it's done. He's already tired of the job and the media attacks.
>>139495111
Don't presidents have a sweet pension deal or something for being president?
>>139495111
>transfer the contents of a clock from one enclosure to another
>A doctor, a scientest, an engineer
>>139482849
he just had another girl
even his genetics are cucked
>>139482849
Democracy is obsolete, AI will take over. He'll never make it before that happens.
he'll barely be 35 (the min age for the president) in 2020. no way he'll run.
How about...no?
>>139496165
Good point, also, the age should be raised to 45; my generation is insane and stupid.
>>139482849
Sorry Zuckershills he has zero meme potential, he's a literal (()) so the edgelords on pol would rather gas him than promote him. Zero charisma, facebook sucks, he's a globalist, he isn't for individual freedom but for collective control. He'll feed the worst sectors of the progressive movement because he knows he can profit off it. He has a pro-BLM section of Facebook...FUCK that.
Fuck Zuckercuck.
>>139495937
Nah. Democracy is alive and well. It's the individual who died. Living bodies don't vote anymore. Dollars do.
>>139484038
Something about this picture doesn't sit right and it's not the obvious shop.