HAPPENING
CODE BLACK
>HAPPENING
CODE BLACK
LEVEE HAS BEEN BREAHED
GTFO OUT OF BRAZOS
HAPPPPENINGGHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OP? OP? OPPPPPPPPPPPP!?!??
oh shit
https://twitter.com/BrazoriaCounty/status/902539081841827842
It's REAL!
HAPPENING!
>>139481819
https://mobile.twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/902543033958367232
>ALERT: The Levee at Columbia lakes has been breached.
>GET OUT NOW!!
>RETWEET!
It's Happening... It's upon us now.
The Flood rises.
>>139481819
BRAZO ANONS GET OUT NOW
RIGHT NOW
>>139482221
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
>flood
*Yawn*
>>139481819
lol dumb pussyass amerifats.
Should have build that wall on the levee
>>139482194
>no blue tick
hmm
>>139481819
Why would I care about a flood happening 9,000 km away?
>>139482698
>i get my news only from """"blue ticks""""
What a colossal faggot.
>>139482698
>Irrelevant Twitter page of irrelevant county in Texas hasn't been verified
Hmmmmm
KATRINA 2
>>139482698
fuck off libtard.
>>139482508
show (you) flag fuck head hat boy
any livestreams?
WE NEED FOOTAGE GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM
>>139481819
Not even a lake, more like a golf course water trap
http://www.zeelandnet.nl/video/bekijk/video/7097/watersnoodramp_een_radio_fragment_uit_1953mp3.html
THREAD THEME
>>139481819
fuck texas and fuck white people
>>139481819
Brazoria, fuking mongol... Brazos is North West o Houston, we're alright.. shipping all our water down to houston.
EXPLAIN FOR NON-BURGERS PLEASE
>hot pic for attention :3
DEAD AMERIFATS
>>139484267
why are you holding a pile of shit
>>139484267
The dam broke. Shit's fucked.
>>139484267
>Big old wall blocks a lot of water
>All irrigation in the area moves tons of water behind big old wall
>There's so much water that it's going over big old wall
>All irrigation for miles and miles is now forming a lake that falls 180 feet to gain speed before crashing into the valleys below.
So many people are going to die.
>>139484535
>So many people are going to die.
>the belly of the dragon will drip water
we're all going to die, aren't we?
>>139481819
It's literally nothing
>>139484755
Eventually, yes. You're not wrong technically
>>139484755
I wish.
End this misery.
What does this mean? Is this actually going to be like fucking Katrina?
>>139485050
This is already worst than Katrina.
This is exactly what happens when you kill God
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>139482772
Your gas prices are going to go up.
>>139485118
Nah
where are all the pictures of niggas looting?
disappointing so far
also
>america
>first world country
>>139485177
>This is exactly what happens when you kill God
>>139485177
I was just thinking about this last night. Have we strayed too far?
>>139484267
Imagine your wife's bull's condom broken, and now his seed is surging towards her womb
>The belly of the dragon will drip water
>>139485509
>>139485509
Shadilay.
>>139485331
>where are all the pictures of niggas looting?
Only thing I've heard so far is they're shooting at relief workers while looting.
>>139485509
That's one retarded fat dragon
>>139485177
>This is exactly what happens when you kill God
>>139485177
>>139485509
it's happening
>>139481819
Hmmmm...
>>139482200
Like in Bible.
>>139485177
>God of War 3 is real
>>139481819
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM
>>139481819
Almighty God please protect the anons facing your wrath.
BRIDGE COLLAPSE OVER GREENS BAYUO
IT DOESNT STOP
whats with this rediculous new trend where people use images to convey written messages on social media platforms designed for conveying written messages?
I keep seeing this shit on my facebook feed too.
Humanity is done.
>>139485782
Which is exactly how an American dragon would be.
>>139485998
Sauce
Anyone got live stream?!
Well, it's official now - There are going to be a lot of people permanently leaving Houston. And we all know what that means. It might be New Orleans tier, but crime is about to go up in a lot of smaller surrounding communities. Brace yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
>>139485509
C U T E
>>139484267
Adult diapers worn as actual underwear. Fashionable, and convenient for today's busy lifestyles.
>>139481819
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9s18rUaubc
Het water vecht maar het mag nooit meer winnen.
>>139481819
DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE TEXANS WILL WIN A SUPERBOWL?
>>139485509
o shid
>>139486533
The thread theme is clearly When the Leeve Breaks
>>139486050
I saw that some retard posted one of these things to tell someone else that one of their kids was fine or whatever. People are literally the worst.
>>139485177
>>139485509
>>139487002
Not ominous enough
>>139485509
>>139487463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
>>139487002
>The thread theme is clearly When the Leeve Breaks
Rock You Like A Hurricane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
#wallsdon'twork
>>139485509
>My shitty city of Sacramento is a literal shithole
>>139481819
::: smack lips :::
das right
WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS
>>139482698
>blue tick
>blue = democrat
>tick = blood-sucking parasite
>>139481819
QUICK FLOODDOWN ON WHY THIS IS BIG LEAGUE HAPPENING PLS
>>139488693
How bout that 110 degree weather we're having?!?
>>139488995
Basically an inland tsunami.
o god i'm gonna diWARGARBLGORGL
>>139488369
Great song!
On a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?
>>139488731
He killed so many people. Any attempt to hold him accountable will be let with charges of racism.
>>139485509
Too far fetched.
>>139485509
a fucking leaf wrote that, can you please stop taking bait so seriously
>>139485177
Remember Kids, NEVER TAKE THE MARK. Die a martyr with honor.
>>139489324
American bad 1111-10, Real world bad 3-10(because some people will die and there will be a lot of material damage.)
reminder
God is punishing them for the gay sidewalk in Houston.
>see dragon pic, that's one retarded dragon, well that describes what an american dragon would look like
>>139485782
>>139486071
fucking hive mind
>>139485509
You guys need to stop with these false prophecies. It is a grave sin, please if you want to know the future, pray to the Lord Jesus Christ to show you, or you know read the bible cuz its all there. But those are your only two options for prophecy.
>>139481819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
A little girl drowned inside her house
https://youtu.be/A_U73sEiDzI
>>139481819
You truly don't understand how bad things are going to get, do you? Houston is only the beginning.
>>139485509
>A bolt will shine in the night but will not kill
>>139489071
GA anon here...the weather has been lovely..decently cool with nice overcast. a laborers best friend.
>>139489705
>implying anon aren't divinely inspired
>>139489324
Like 8 or 9 my dude
DAM INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>139485331
At the mayor's press conference, they said there was so looting but they were arrested.
>>139482508
Show your flag you inbred faggot.
>>139488693
California is the shitter, the south is its dick. Makes sense.
>also: https://www.(((youtube.com)))/watch?v=ZGcjrN7X7Rc
can anyone tell me how to do the hooktube thing so i don't help this Nazi website?
>tfw live in brazo
How long do I ha
>>139490222
Checked
And digits confirm 8 or 9 out of 10
recurring digits and texas is saved
>>139490483
Replace youtube with hooktube. That should work.
In this case:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ZGcjrN7X7Rc
>>139490165
>implying anon aren't divinely inspired
False prophecy is a grave sin, there is no mental gymnastics.
How many anons are we going to lose because of this?
>>139484133
>Texas
>white people
>>139481819
They had information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
>>139490702
This board is chosen by God to be his prophet.
>>139489535
That's bigoted, where's the tranny sidewalk?
>>139485509
The signs have been present for a long time. You wouldn't listen. Now he wreaks more havoc as he destroys yet more. How long will it take you to realize that he must not remain awakened? This is your doing for giving him life. The Egyptians did the same and now they are dead and their empire decrepit. Why must you repeat history? Why can't you learn? Learn to swim.
>>139489324
There was a king of the hill episode about this actually.
>>139484535
Here's hoping those spics will get washed all the way into the gulf so they can swim their brown asses back to Mexico.
>>139489535
that is pretty gay
>>139489071
Miserable. Reminds me of all the people bitching about how cold and rainy the winter was with our "atmospheric river" and how they couldn't wait for summer.
I can relate to the people of Houston.. In January my power went out for 8 hours one day and my fence blew down.
>>139490771
I was talking to a few anons from friendswood TX, a subdivision of Houston. That was two days ago or so, friendswood is completely underwater now so that's at least 2 or 3
>>139481819
>Houston is a diverse and international city, in part because of its many academic institutions and strong biomedical, energy, manufacturing and aerospace industries. According to the U.S. Census 2000, the racial makeup of the city was 49.3% White (including Hispanic or Latino), 25.3% Black or African American, 0.4% Native American, 5.3% Asian, 0.1&% Pacific Islander, 16.5% from other races, and 3.2% from two or more races. 37% of the population was Hispanic or Latino of any race.
Diversity btfo by divine hand
>>139491313
That's the whole point.
>>139489361
"He should run for higher office."
>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1425090
>>139482525
hahahaha
>>139483963
Die Han geen goeie dieken
How highs the water mama?
>greatest country in the world
>gets btfo by some H2O
literally lmaoing at your'e lifes.
>>139484535
>So many people are going to die.
>So many NIGGERS are going to die
FTFY
Actually no, op is a faggot and everyone else who instigates false information
>>139492220
T. Sylvester
>>139481819
well better US than our loved Nippon
>>139491392
Fence blew down.
Let me guess it was made out of thin plywood like your shitty american houses.
>>139492394
Y'all'd've gotten out if y'all'd've had the opportunity
>donated trillions to the jews
>can't build right infrastructure to survive rain
>>139490222
>>139489324
bullshit, its closer to a 1
based levee is targeting a majority black population since most whites left
>>139494103
>based levee is targeting a majority black population
>Texas woman records alligators swimming in flooded backyard
hopefully the gators got the memo
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/28/texas-woman-records-alligators-swimming-in-flooded-backyard.html
>>139491392
im sending my hats and prayers to you
>>139490133
What's that? I thought the bolt referred to the nuke launched by NK
>>139485509
>>139496192
It's the US one a couple of weeks back
>>139496192
it changes on a daily basis
>>139482698
trump RT'd it
>>139485509
That dragon has autism.
>>139481819
the what of the what?
>>139483645
>>139485483
That's... a good thing, though.
>>139482698
>only trusting confirmed kikes
>>139485483
>leaf
>explaining with a cuck metaphor
>>139485509
That is a goofy looking dragon
Are a lot of people actually in trouble? It's not THAT bad right? Like the water was already really high and this is just adding a bit more, not like washing way people who thought they were okay?
>>139485509
CUTE
>>139497172
No, people are not dying left and right. The issue is a lot of people have lost their homes.
>>139497266
That's good for the housing market.
>>139495359
Do gators like dark meat?
>>139489222
Checked
>>139497370
Could I get a job rebuilding Texans' houses? Sounds like a big opportunity.
>>139493196
>y'all'd've had
ya fucked up
>>139497266
That is very sad but thank you for the good news about the lives of the people. Just heard a damn broke and ran to /pol/ to see how bad it was.
>>139483645
>>139481819
YES
>America's infrastructure completely falling apart
The funny thing is that it will never fully recover. The once great empire is crumbling.
WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS I HAVE NO PLACE TO STAY
Can someone drive their chevy there to confirm?
>>139488731
Sylvester is a country nigga. He's a homey type nigga
>>139498488
Fucking dry here.
>>139498488
kek
>>139485509
>>139485406
We have strayed further than the godless chinks.
>>139485509
>>139482772
Because the belly of the dragon is now dripping water
>>139497446
Underrated post.
>>139481819
>https://mobile.twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/902543033958367232
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>139498488
>>139486113
>And we all know what that means.
Texas won't be blue in the next election.
>>139489507
are you retards still going with the "America is exaggerating" meme?
>>139498488
you motherfucker I scrolled down to post this
>>139481819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFDYuO53BUk
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29/harvey-floodwaters-overflow-houston-reservoir-separate-levee-breach-reported.html
Confirmed.
Galveston anon here. Everything's fine. Only niggers are in deep shit.
>>139485509
Typical that an american dragon turns out to be a fat one
>>139499716
REAL LIVE WIRE
>>139499716
Will niggers learn to swim?
If you haven't filled up your gas tank, better do it now. These oil whores are going to use this excuse to kick it up by a dollar or more, easy.
>>139497172
Just a little water no biggie
HAPPENING!!
GOD HATES AMERICA
LOL
>>139499959
they didn't learn in new orleans
I TOLD YOU SO. THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING WATER, THE AMOUNT OF SIPHON IT GENERATES WOULD BE GREATER THAN ANYTHING EVER IMAGINABLE
>>139482360
Pirate, get back to pillaging.
>>139499316
The only bad part is that the insurance companies probably won't pay out, I was in Homestead FL when Andrew hit, even those with insurance got fucked, big companies left them high and dry, err I guess in this case low and wet...
>>139498488
You deserve a (you) for this
>>139485331
They can't swim.
What's going to happen next?
>>139492669
Of course it'd be a sharting dragon
>>139501132
Niggers destroy the city.
>>139484267
Why do men wear giant underwear? Wouldn't this cause unnecessary wedgies?
>>139485509 brrrapp
>>139498328
At least it's not blowing apart
>>139501353
What happens after that?
>>139498488
thanks pisskop
Fuck Big Al And Big Tex are on the loose. Both over 1000 lbs and 14 ft long.
>>139501869
Let's hope they eat entire families of niggers and spics
>>139501742
white people rebuild it
>Reports of looting underway at super market as officers recover body NE Houston.
Shits getting real
>>139502054
wewlad
The best part of Katrina wasn't the initial disaster. It was all the niggers looting and killing during the aftermath.
>>139482772
>using km
Topkek
>>139485509
what are you quoting? game of thrones?
>>139491416
My friends have dropped contact, last I heard they were in waste high water. Am concerned.
You're in my claps, burgers.
#clap4huston
>>139481819
lmfao good. I hope more retarded Texans die
>too retarded to evacuate before the storm
>too retarded to evacuate during the storm
>too retarded to vote for anybody besides Trump
Texashits deserve this and so much worse
>>139498488
I don't get it.
>>139481819
BRAZO ANONS CHECK IN
WE NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE OK
>>139502385
Try not being 14 years old next time.
>>139502461
okay will do
>>139500396
>insurance companies probably won't pay out
b-but that's raycist
>>139502054
>>139502183
I remember bro it was crazy.
Source
https://mobile.twitter.com/TomLlamasABC/status/902568033163587585
>>139502361
>too retarded to vote for anybody besides Trump
But Harvey is destroying extremely blue cities when dems were hoping texas would flip to blue next cycle.
>>139481819
An island will drift away
>>139481819
There is no coincidence that the levy breaks while Trump is there.
>>139502559
All the butthurt "people just looking for food, racist". They gonna eat the TVs and shiet there are pictures of them carrying away?
>>139481819
>belly of the dragon
>>139502400
We're fine! Everything's fine! Uh... how are you?
>>139485483
best anal lodging so far
>>139485509
WE STRAYED TOO FAR
>>139502933
>texas obese state
They could stand to skip a meal.
where is the livestream
>>139502658
The burgers will leave this board forever
>>139502658
That was Brexit stupid
Imagine the elite families out there reading 4chan decided to make the prophecy a thing "belly of the beast drips water" hmmmm .... goldstien !!! Call haarp !!! Kek !!!
Maybe we are in the middle of creating a new relegion of the future ?
>>139485483
You'll be raked last
I tdfg
>>139502933
Checked, tell em Italy Bro!
>>139482360
>flag
i see what you did here
>>139502571
That was a pipe dream from the beginning Texas will never be blue, especially after that sexy wall is built
>>139501351
It is my OC, at least the sharting part of it
>>139492669
>A FUCKING CHEESE
>>139497591
Me and my dad are already planning to head back to Louisiana. Flooding = Plethora of labor work. It's like Christmas in August
>>139502559
>It's not looting it's called survival
The comments are gold
>>139490702
What about true prophecy?
>>139502267
>not using km
>>139501351
That’s just California.
>>139482698
You mean the Star of David?
how fucked is it there, I know /pol/ exaggerates everything to fill your empty lives. Give it to me straight doc
>>139485331
they mostly popped up in the aftermath, shit's still going on
give it like 2 weeks
>>139506933
>i know /pol/ exaggerates everything to fill your empty lives.
>your
>YOUR
[You just received 1 (one) shekel(s) from George Soros]
>>139502310
always a fucking leaf , no hes refering to kek's profecy
>>139506933
>the county tells everyone to GET OUT NOW
just a lil rain m8
>>139507028
so cowboys become, dolphinboys
>>139507116
I've been posting here for years but I have always used HAPPENING for only real, genuine happenings and wish the mods would delete threads that misused it
>>139481819
This is all part of Trump's plan to make the Rio grande wider.
>>139481819
Donald Drumpf hates black people.
>>139485509
We wuz dragons n sheeit
>>139507594
>99% of /pol/ uses 'habbening' for every single fucking thing
>'m-m-mods BAN PLS'
>>139485509
The rod and ring will strike
>>139498488
kek
>>139490133
>>139496745
God you're idiots. It's a long exposure of a rocket launch.
>>139508881
what happened ?
>>139508881
are they gonna launch a false crusade?
>>139499042
Underrated as fuck
>>139511516
What race is that thing? I'd do it.
>>139485331
Katrina didn't get bad until the hurricane had run its course. It was the breakdown of services that caused the problems.
>>139482011
lol fpbp
>>139500396
>insurance companies probably won't pay out, I was in Homestead FL when Andrew hit, even those with insurance got fucked
How the fuck is that legal
>>139481819
HAhahahahahahhahahahahaha
>>139482698
Really made you think.
>>139507548
>not manateeboys
>>139485509
>>139502310
No, it's christcucks interpreting every event in nature as proof of their desert deity's existence. Don't worry, they'll just move the goalpost again the next time it rains somewhere on the planet.
>>139485509
>>139481819
Swamp hobos drown, in other news - water is wet.
>>139501869
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Now that is a HAPPENING!!
GATORS IN THE WATER!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
>>139491025
Praise kek! Shadilay
>>139513032
Who has the money to challenge them in court? Insurance rarely pays out. Don't know why people pay them. I just put what I would be paying annually/monthly into a separate bank account that I control.
>>139506118
Makes sense
>>139513831
Don't you have some government organizations to represent and advocate for the little man against the corporations?
I know we have some made specifically for that.
>>139498488
checked and kekd
>>139484535
Is this true?
>>139485509
what was the whole thing again?
>>139486533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
> be first world country
> drown
>>139486581
De zee geeft en de zee neemt
>>139499716
you should've listened
ITS REAL
(http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/harvey-houston-texas-louisiana/index.html)
(http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29/harvey-floodwaters-put-houston-reservoirs-in-uncharted-territory.html)
(http://abc13.com/get-out-now-columbia-lakes-levee-breached/2354644/)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(https://twitter.com/KTBS?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)
aaaaagh...
>>139481819
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WITH WATER
>>139481819
>GTFO OUT OF BRAZOS
literally where? who cares