>hello sir, we'll be your pilots today wat do

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>>139470944
>wat do
die in a fire of twisted metal

not with teeth like that you aren't

>>139470944
>wat do
Thank God that it's mostly automated

>female autopilots
I exit the premises.

>>139470944
Jump off the plane and warn everyone before it launches.

holy shit where s the parachutes

>>139470944
Hope the ground personal can understand pidgin

>>139472193
no am wey autopilot no am wey landing

>>139470944
Ok thanks for the thread this gonna be the final post ok good thread gnight guys thanks for participating this is the final post however so dont post after this ok thanks guy appreciate it a lot your a good lot you know alright bye bye dont post after this comment thanks.

Make sure they know there's a really lit KFC at the destination airport.

Hop in my seat and worry in the slightest. Woman are perfectly capable at being pilots as it's not a physically demanding job and the safety systems on modern airliners are amazing.

Now, if I was a civilian in a warzone being evacuated on foot by these bitches...fuck that, I'll take my chances alone

>plane flies itself
You could have a literal monkey in the cockpit.

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>>139470944
VIDEO RELATED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0i5Ede8V4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0i5Ede8V4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0i5Ede8V4

>>139472193
Wetin ground crew controla gon do wetin sky fly-fly machine smash into trade tall-bildin

>>139470944
Immideatly leave the plane

Crash the plane with no survivors.

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>>139472680
>You could have a literal monkey in the cockpit.

>>139470944
Actually pay attention to the flight attendant when they do the emergency procedures that day instead of playing on my tablet.

9/11 dis bitch into The Statue of Liberty

>>139470944
cool cool.
can I come in your cockpit?
lets get to making brown babies, ladies.

>>139472193
Worry about Chinese first
https://youtu.be/MKanHBY7eA4?t=107

>>139470944
Are the flight stewards every where else gay

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So, how many relatives are in prison?

Jokes on them, this will be a short flight because they dont retract the landing gear after takeoff

>>139472354
Are you drunk?

>>139470944
It's fine, even a monkey could fly and land planes at airports with ILS Level 3 these days given there are no technical faults.

>>139470944
>Allah akbar
>I am commandeering this plane
> I am going to crash this plane with no survivors
>End credits roll

>>139470944
Tell them to quit taking selfies in the cockpit and get back to their real jobs.

with no survivors

>>139470944
Hello cuties :3

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>>139473942
... Crashing this plane

>>139472865
Kek

>>139470944
And coincidentally I developed a fear of flying today of all days.

>>139470944
Turn 360° and walk right out the cockpit.

>>139470944
>women driving
dangerous

>nigger women driving a plane
m*rica fuck yeah!

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>>139474574
Lets see how many newfags will bite the bait

>>139470944
Shake it
Shake shake it
Shake it like a Polaroid picture heeya

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>>139474574
>>139474697
it's 540º you fucking retards, go back to primary school, imbeciles...

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>>139475608
*720 Spainiard

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>>139470944

I want to sit in the Cuck-Pit.

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>all these non airline pilots talking about how easy it is to fly jets

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>>139475924
*180+360x

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>139470944
>papers please

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Member the Bains Conspiracy?

WE WUZ AIRPLANE PILOTS N SHIEEET

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"Yo, peepz. We'z gown fla dis' plane right here. I gotz herez because i iz a diversty hire. You feelin' me?.

>>139470944

...it's ok, I'll walk

>>139470944
HELU, SER, WE BE YA PELOTS N SHEEIT.

Wonder if I've gone back in time to when kids were allowed to go to the cockpit and look in awe of all the buttons and everything.

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>>139470944
Y-YOU'RE
NANI??????
BRACKU PIRUTO????????
Prease tell me you're just keeping their seats warm

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>>139470944
allahu akbar because apparently i've stormed a barricaded door, and stolen the passwords from flight attendents and a dead air marshall, to get to the cockpit.

>>139472499
yah, 99% of the flying is autopilot now. The pilots are at this point really just emergency crew. Theres a reason you hear about every plane crash, but less than 0.01% of car crashes. Because planes almost never crash.

>>139474574
>being this dumb
THATS FUCKING CIRCLE YOU NIGGER; YOUR STILL GOING SAME DIRECTION

>why have you let me in the cockpit?

>>139470944
>wat do
Emergency exit, assuming you're still on the ground

BONGO14 we is 12000, heading 380, request approach vectors for KFC, BONGO14...

>>139470944
Turn into an orb and teleport away.

>>139472499
Bullshit. Affirmative action is fatal.

>>139470944
Take my seat and start looking out the window until after takeoff.

>>139470944
There was a third plane.
There will be a third plane.

>>139470944
ive had plenty of black pilots. flying a plane is just a fairly complex mechanical act, blacks can do those fine; look at the army.

>>139487681
>ive had plenty of black pilots
In your ass, I assume.

>grab my phone
>add the $1-mil dollar crash insurance policy to my ticket
>say goodbye to my family, but die calmly knowing they'll be better off

>>139487829
no, they were flying planes in which i was a passenger. why does your mind immediately go to gay sex?

>>139472032

Second.

>>139470944
>gives announcements to passengers in pidgin

>>139470944
do a 360 and walk away

>>139488376
Your not fooling us, faggot.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>139470944
If this is an African airline, I'd be more worried about the shoddy state of the airplanes. Maintenance is notoriously bad in 3rd world countries.

>>139470944
rest assured because they look like ugly nerds so they probably know how to pilot the plane

>>139474697
But how will you tell if it's a newfag or an oldfag making a joke?

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>>139474574
>>139474697
>>139475608
>>139475924
>>139477418
>>139483750
Stop it guyse pls.

>>139470944
time to switch airlines

>>139470944
Nigga stole my airplane

>dis be yu capetdan speakn *smacks lips*

Oh i'm sorry, i forgot i have a bomb on me.

>>139470944
> Next time on Soul Plane

>>139470944
>Oh, ummm... I seem to have forgotten some luggage, be right back
>*sprinting to parking lot noises*

>>139474697
>bait
wat bait? we don't use the metric system in America, retard.

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>Hello good sir, I will be your surgeon for today

how do you respond?

>>139493346
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OK! :-D
Thanks for doing the duty of a doctor, nigger.

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>>139470944

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>>139494851
motherfucker

>>139470944
Light up tha blunts bitchezzzzz.
LET'S GET HIGH!!!
>J/K. EXIT PLANE IMMEDIATELY.

>>139490686
Hey!!! That's my plane!
Kek

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>That'll be $39.99. Plus tip. :)
wat do?

>>139476794
Flight student here and I believe you, anon.