DAM BREAKING SOON!

>>139470611
ELI5 What happens if it breaks?

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>>139470611
Now if only Austin had some """"tragic"""" event happen to it, we'd be in business.

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>>139470734
we post

>>139470776
Its going to get flooded by niggers escaping Houston.
That's a natural disaster unto itself.

CAN'T HOOOOOLD ON MUUUUUUCH LONGER

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yNGammnZAWGj

damn live stream

>>139470945
One can only dream, anons

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>>139470611
cooking some hamburger helper for breakfast who else /comfy/ here?

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>>139471271
>the fucking spanish on the radio

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>>139471423
>tfw Live right next to texas and can't catch spic radio

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IT'S HAPPUNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110

>>139470611
TEXAS > CALIFORNIA

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>>139471855
>As of the 2015 Texas Population Estimate Program, the population of the county was 4,530,268, non-Hispanic whites 1,323,437 (29.2%). Black Americans 817,096 (18.0%). Other non-Hispanic 395,206 (8.7%). Hispanics and Latinos (of any race) 1,994,529 (44.0%).[11]

Hispanic area about to get BTFO

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>>139470611

Pic related.
I don't see the problem.

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>>139470945
Shit, it's like Katrina 2: Return of the Grip n Sip

>>139470734
Spike Lee starts blaming white people again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

>>139470734
Fuck off out of here

>>139472220
Want a third world population you have to deal with third world problems

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>>139470734
burger gets killed

Which dam?

>>139470734
You go back to plebbit, that's what's gonna happen.