Get yourself a girl who trains karate

>>139458360
They're hot because they're moving, when they stop you realize they're ugly
Also they're all so damn full of themselves

most girls who take karate don't even do it with effort

>>139461653
Damn true

My ex practiced jiu jitsu on me. Not as sexy as it sounds. We broke up over pizzagate. FeelsBadMan.

>>139462124
>Not as sexy as it sounds
Yeah, having someone to teach to or cooperate with sounds good but if she's better than you it just sounds humiliating and submissive

>>139458360
I am sexually attracted to women that can beat the shit out of me. Sometimes i wonder why.

>>139458360
Not bad but dancers have better bodies. gf does samba and is /fit af. Would date a karate girl tho, it sounds fun.

>>139462124
>We broke up over pizzagate

wat?

>>139462124
>We broke up over pizzagate.

Sorry mate but she was right, you shouldn't be fucking kids on the side.

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>>139461653
It is funny as fuck when they get all confused because you don't turn beta and aknowledge their good looks. That "does not compute" look. But in the end all fit girls doing sports are full of themselves.

>>139458360
I'd rather have my girl be able to defend herself

Martial arts instructor here. Post approved.

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>>139462467
Just don't go into full "yes, mistress" mode.

>>139462467

You were probably raped by a female relative and you try to suppress it.

>>139462467
Your mommy didn't love you?

>>139458360
give any girl a good deep dicking and she'll be whatever you tell her to be.

women are like tofu; they take on the strongest flavor of whatever is there.

>>139462467
I love fit girls a lot, but It's because I wanna dominate them myself. I wonder why so many dudes want to be dominated by them, never got that fetish.

>>139463302
they're fun to pin down and rapefuck

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>>139458360
>ofc if you aren't a fit chad yourself you can forget about it.
ofc

>>139458360
>beautiful feet

>>139458360
>And ofc if you aren't a fit chad yourself you can forget about it.
i had a kickboxer gf even though im a beta manlet so fuck you

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>>139464080
If you are lucky..I became a mild footfag myself due to training. Also, playing exclusively with Makoto in SF4 didn't help.

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>>139464330
>had
she spent you into debt slavery for bling to attract the nigger that bred her.

you know why bitches like sucking dick? because they can give you a nut without giving you the eggs.

>>139458360
degeneracy, only european martial arts ar suited for the aryan race.

>>139464602
what the fuck are you even talking about my man

>>139458360
I trained Karate and can tell you that every high level (brown and black belts) are super principled. Its like having a autistic, rule making mom in the relationship. The guys are laid back and can be normal with that experience, but the women cant handle it while remaining feminine in a way. Definitely a no-go with this new karate waifu meme.

>>139458360
>Beautiful feet
You disgusting subhuman.
Feet are the most degenerate fetish you can have.

>>139458360
>karate
that's a weird way to spell oly lifting

>>139464649
> european martial arts
LOL

>>139464797
part of the fun

>>139464797
What style?

>>139464682
you said you *had* a kickboxer gf. that means she used you as a simp until she could monkey branch.

now you're going to tell me you dumped her..sure, that's what she wants you to think.

>>139464649
You're such a dumb fuck, any gym/dojo that you visit in North America will have 95% whites and the sprinkling of other non-whites from asians to pooeds.

>>139465218
I have to google it, it started with a sh- something. Not sure, I trained when I was 12-17/8, so I mostly went to converse with my friends during trainings and wasn't like an adult and super interested in the technical aspects of the sport I was doing. I knew all the katas and kicks names though cause the sensei called them out when instructing us.

>>139465270
i don't understand your slang but i assume you think she was with me for money? what do you think that we were married or something? we were just dating for a bit breh, she approached me because i was too beta and when it came to paying for stuff sometimes she was the one doing the paying

her intentions were pure

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>>139458360
low test beta males are mostly likely supports of communism.

>>139463496
this
nothing more fun than dominating "strong" women and turn them into little girls

>>139465892
You might get them in the moment, but a scorned woman is something to fear. They would throttle your face with punches eventually I believe. More than anything the sport tones your muscles and make you want to punch shit cause your arms naturally wants to strike forwards, ain't fucking with chew.

>>139465680
what were the katas called?

>>139466150
i teach CQB so not really an issue for me
after a certain point in skill level & ability a woman will never surpass a man in real combat

>>139458360
>krotty
Top kek. If it's not kyokushin your dance routines can fuck right off.

Story time
>did kudo while I lived in Japan
>dude used to bring his year 5 daughter who also did kyokushin to training
>she went to kanto area championship
>TKO'd a year 6 boy by punching him in the solar plexus
That little girl was based as fuck

>>139461653
How do you know this?

>>139466406
Pyjama LARPers always thing they're hot shit because they've never tested any of it on a resisting opponent.

>>139466562
>pyjama LARPers

Kek

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>>139466341
It was.

>>139465218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr2StCdq4M0

>>139466641
that's a shotokan gi. Try again pyjama LARPer. Kyokushin gis are shorter through the body and have 3/4 sleeves.

>>139458360
>beautiful feet
sorry, I am not footnigger

>>139466747
It is a fucking game. Calm your tits.

>>139466406
The faces they make alone tell you everything
Before even starting, they have that smirk like they're about to give those commoners the pleasure to see their work of art that is flailing like chicken and screaming "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH", the know they'll be treated like princesses and receive waves of applauses, you can bet after that their circle of beta orbiters and stacys will tell them how perfect they were

>>139458360
>kinky af due to daddy issues

Wtf does that have to do with karate?? That's just a woman thing.

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>>139458360
>>fit, tomboys
no thanks

>>139467032
I was referring to OP pic. I don't give a fuck about your manchild escapism pursuits.

>>139466302
Can't remember. I'm not lying you are testing me I see it lell.

>>139467431
I'm not testing, was just wondering about the style, shito-ryu, shorin-ryu? How was the main stance?
At this point I'm coming off as a lot more interested than I am

>>139467431
>>139466302
It's not that easy, they are usually composed of three parts (like Geri Tokamo-Kan, and then there's like another that's really similar Geri Tokamo-San). Those are total bullshit names I gave, its just an example. I can't remember them at all, if you asked me six years ago I would probably be able to give you 5 of the 8 I knew and needed to learn get my brown belt.

>>139462124
>My ex practiced jiu jitsu on me.
Dated a girl like that. We kinda had fun with it tho, partly because of the sheer size difference between us.

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