in the event of ww3, does anyone on /pol/ actually have access

>>139456235
I will embrace the final sweet release of death.

I live in one

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>>139456668
Christ.
Clean your shit up.
You fucking disgust me.
It looks like the paper street soap company house

>>139456235
UN flag kys you raped-as-a-child queer

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>>139456725
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

Bomb shelters are a meme. The vast majority of them will not protect against a modern nuclear blast, and even if they did, you're not going to want to live to see the earth afterwards anyway. It would literally be hell. Best to just get vaporised asap

>>139456235
>hiding inside during the great slaughtering

>>139456563
What is the point of that vacuum

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>>139456855
how can anyone live in such filth like this? theres no way this is real=

>>139456235
I live in the mountains, the biggest town nearby hasn't even a population of 20000. I think I'm safe.

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>>139456235
EMBRACE THE BLESSING OF THE GODESS!

>>139456235
I assume only major metropolitan areas will get hit.

Far better to just have some farm in the middle of nowhere where you can drive to when you know shit's about to hit the fan.

I don't have a bomb shelter but there's an old one a couple of kilometers away. That's nothing.
I could use it.

>>139456295
Fippy Bippy. No use living in a nuclear hell

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all must see the splendor of my shelter

>>139456915
Kek who needs vegetable oil when you got wd40?

I live in the heart of a large urban center. I will die and hopefully instantly.

>>139456425
pics or stfu>>139456425

Australia's like a day ahead of the US so if war breaks out I'd got 24 hours to find a bomb shelter

>>139456668

Looks like my 72m2 commieblock.


>>139456235
Yes, I created my personal bunker in the Dacha.

5 meters under the ground, 5 meters in rock, 1 meter of reinforced concrete, walls of heavy concrete with lead additive, gateways chambers.

Total autonomy for 6 months.


If the solar panels and the windmill are not damaged, then I can grow my own food and remain essentially forever under the earth.

>>139456922
From norks yeah maybe a city or two, but actual nuclear war against russia would mean hundreds of nukes on any military targets whether urban or innawoods

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>>139456235
>implying I want to survive a nuclear hell

I want to see the light and for it to take me instantly vaporizing me.

What a way to go out would that be.

>>139456979
Looks like shit. Kys.

>>139457048
Pics?

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>>139457045
if you're 24 hours in the future you should warn us. You already let us down with 9/11
>>139457048
nice

>>139456979
What's that flag you got back th ere?

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>>139456425
>emt/police/home inspector RPs

>>139456898
You'd be surprised at just how many literal losers there are who live like that.

>>139457032
I can smell the mold. Christ this shit is vile.

>>139456235
Only faggots hide at times of war. I'm training at the shooting range and trying to raise kids. Even if I were to die my kids will make my bloodline live on. I will fight with all my power for the freedom and prosperity of my nation,continent and race.

You sure are gay op.

>>139457149
I don't have a reverse time telephone idiot

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>>139457222
Move or renovate, holy fuck.

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>>139457169
Looks like Che Guevara....

>>139456235
I wanted one. But my parents didn't listen

NOW IM THE ONE LAUGHING

this bait is fantastic

>>139457130

I dont have photos on this computer.

>>139456979
Is that a che guevara flag?

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>>139457109
stay mad wagies

>>139456235
my
>flag
is already a bomb shelter

>>139456235
When bitcoin reaches $100,000 I'll buy a bomb shelter with my sweet gains

>>139456235
Hahaha there are people here that are literally basement dwellers

>>139457391
You don't live in a bomb shelter.
Bomb shelters don't have windows.
You just live in a crack house

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>>139457319
not quite

>>139456235

I live near the Appalachian mountains on the west side. No ones gonna waste time dropping a bomb here.

>>139457451
Its more like a bong shelter

>>139457469
Pic would be the right side of his hair, as it shows the last 2 letters of his name

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>>139457319
>>139457384
yes
I'm not a socialist but some years back I thought the flag was pretty cool so I hung it up
I rarely come down here
just to play xbox with friends or fuck around
I have a pretty clean room upstairs but the rest of my "house" is below ground
any cool tips as to what to do with the space? what to turn it into?
I got a huge inheritance so I'm open to ideas

>>139457573
i guess that makes sense

>>139457603
Torch it. Start over.

>>139456752
>>139457286
kill yourself you fags

>>139457222
>>139457603
silent hill-tier

>>139457451
A REVOLUTIONARY crack house

These days you quote Ernst Jinger while stabbing yourself

Or Das Kapital as you put the condom on your doggo

These are the glorious revolutionary armies of the West!

Only reason I bother to work is to buy everything I need for one

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>>139457073
You honestly don't want to just sit out the month waiting for the radiation to drop a bit and just have a walk around before dying comfy back in your shelter? Think about it, you'd miss the ultimate happening. If you have cb radio with decent power there might even be radio happening threads on some prepper sideband channel somewhere. Maybe you could participate in your new civilisation.

>>139457603
Turn it into a fallout themed shelter of course.

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>>139457045
>has 24 hours to warn us about 9/11
>sits around drinking instead

>>139457751
>Shitposting on the radio

What does this sound like?
>inb4 this becomes real

>>139457788
you know you would of done the same, plus, it was good tv.

There are a good number of shelters here thanks to WWII although I do not know if they are still actually of any use. My brother in laws family are farmers and they have their own shelter, lots of farmers do.

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A little bit of cleaning and i would call that bunker a sweet home to live by after the rods of hell land on our sacred cities.

>>139457751
It's less fun without 4chan though, we'd need satellite internet and someone to host the site again quick. I'd be itching to know how things are in other countries

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Any Poles/Ukrainians willing to come to the U.S. for work???

>>139457724
I don't do crack.
on weekends one of my friends might bring weed or something, I don't know.
>>139457776
Well I played New Vegas and I have a broken winchester and a working revolver that's been passed down for like, 8 generations. never fired it myself but Might use it for suicide if the bomb fell

>>139457985
are there any ISPs that harden their networks?

>>139456235
The tunnels beneath Tokyo are my bomb shelter and they will be full of delicious food that screams

>>139457985
pretty sure north America and western europe will end up like Fallout
literally nothing in Eastern europe will change

>>139456668
are those tapeworms upon thy cross?

>>139456829
This is the real meme. Nuclear winter doesn't real and everything would be fine again in a pretty reasonable timeframe.

>>139458031
>never fired it myself but Might use it for suicide if the bomb fell
you better try it out now to make sure it works

YOURE ALL GOING TO NEED THEM. SOON

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>>139456979
w-what the fuck am i looking at in this picture? is that human?

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>>139458195
Nah man.
Kimmy is on my side

>>139458195
This proxy stopped being funny after about the fifth time.

>>139458195
You need to take your medicine, Kim

>>139458038
Nothing that will save the data centres at the ends of the cables exists. EMP too strong, we need satellite

>>139456563
>kids drawings on the fridge
>bissel upright that is covered in dust
whose kids did you bring home baba yaga

>>139457032

>When the world of Walking Dead looks better by comparison

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Well this wasn't here 2 days ago

>>139458153
sure. what's ur address David Sensei?
I'll swim to you
>tfw only real physical activity I get is from excessive swimming and the local soccer club
>>139458232
Anon you don't need to look there, anon stop, get back here! it's just blankets

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Have you guys seen my new hat yet??
>>139458410
those were my sisters pictures
she put them there same day she died

>>139456235
My family has an old hunting cabin in the mountains of Montana and my dad is prepper. Its stocked with with damn near everything you would need. It even has a safe to drink fresh water spring and a resident elk herd

If your shelter is underground how are you even posting?

>>139458672
Montana is cool

>>139456235
All large buildings in Finland must have a bomb shelter by law. This includes all markets, apartment blocks, schools, hospitals etc. I live in a student apartment, so I do indeed have an access to a bomb shelter. Unfortunately I'll have to share it with a bunch of normies. Or maybe there's going to be a land war, in which case I'll be drafted and probably killed.

>>139458134
Palm Sunday take-homes

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>>139458779
>I live in a student apartment

>>139456235
I have access to Metro, which is designed as a huge nuclear shelter to begin with.

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All of Iceland should have bombshelters, we'd be absolutely immortal.
>Tfw my country can survive a snowball Earth

>>139458868
>>Tfw my country can survive a snowball Earth
Would you notice any difference?

>>139458868
nigga you live on a volcano

>>139458078
Damn, I live in Tokyo but too far from
The metro tunnels.

>>139456903
So you live near secrete regime military object that`ll be bombed first.

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Albanians have bomb shelters all through the country, something like every 100 meters or something
Their communist leader at the time thought America was going to bomb them after what happened in Serbia and spend the entire country's savings on them, lol

>>139456235
by law every house has to have a bomb shelter
the shelter is actually where my computer is

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>>139458993
this can't be real

also who gives a fuck about albania

>>139458993
I would rather go to OPs house than shelter in one of those abominations

>>139459051
>albania
5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre

>>139456235
>access to a bomb shelter
No, but my house is on the side of a hill, facing away from the nearest major city. That will have to do.

>>139458993
I don't trust u, but that sounds funny. Any Albanianfags confirm?

>>139459051
It actually is though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

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>>139456235
I live in Florida so no

I'm going to hide in the crawl space when nukes land, I might start scavenging the nearest trailer parks for canned food and pet food and meds to barter with.

If consecutive numerals, it happens tonight

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>>139459232
just hide in the fridge lol

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>>139459430
looks like fun. you wouldnt? even if the chads were?

>>139459616
no

>>139456829
Youre one meme behind my friend.

>>139458472
My address is 〒107-0052 東京都港区赤坂6-4-21
you don't have the balls to come see me though you little cunt penis I fuck murder

>>139458585
show your sister's body please I know it's in there somewhere

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I can see from my house one of the top priority strategic strike targets in the United States, that if taken out will cripple the NSA & CIA. I've done the nuclear blast radius math, I will die not from the fireball, but soon, miserably from the radiation.

Still, seems like its time to put down North Korea. If China wants the world to burn, they will feel the heat of the fire just the same as me. It's time.

>>139459151
you need bomb shelters in Albania to protect you from the Albanians they are like a bomb that explodes very slowly but their niggerdom can level cities in time

>move underground
>get flooded

>>139456235
I'll just become supermutant masterrace

>>139460429
>be American
>move to your attic
>get flooded

>>139460496
>be Tsunami
>is still nuking Japan for the third time

>>139460710
>be Africa-american
>do as much damage to a country every year as a one in 1000 years super tsunami

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>>139460864
Fuck, you've got me there.

>>139456235
bomb shelters arnt gonna save you boa

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>>139456855
if I had to choose between living in these conditions for an unknown amount of time or dying in a thermonuclear explosion I would welcome death openly

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>>139456668
Looks comfy.

>>139461003
I apologize, it was a low blow.

>>139458232
I wouldn't worry too much about it

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>>139461257
It was fair, I went low first. Have a secret rare baby as my apology.

>>139459183
been to Albania. there are little and not so little bunkers everywhere, but no bomb shelters. Hoxa did want to raise the cost of any potential invasion so he made three million of the damn things, but it had nothing to do with Serbia

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yeah it is really comfy, picrel

>>139457048
Where would you get the water?

>>139460157
if you're outside the blast radius, you should be able to evacuate with no problems
just stow some supplies in the car, not forgetting that one day is two liters of water, and that you need filtering, not just disinfection

>>139456235
I live in South Africa.
That gives me security that you don't have.

>>139462226
We will nuke all the irrelevant shitholes first so you won't get too smug about living too far away to be a nuke target.

This is what Putin and Trump agreed on their meeting.

>>139456235
i might dig a crude one with my tractor loader

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>>139462226

>South Africa
>security

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>>139458943
Exactly, a basalt based, non-explody volcano.

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>>139456235

By the law it is mandatory for every Finn to have rapid access to bunker.
Mine can take few mega tons.

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>>139458705
Its paradise and we're full

>>139456979
Who is Ted?

>>139457603
Your name is Ted. You are in ok physical shape. You are, or were somewhat liberal. The house is an old victorian style with lathe and plaster walls.

You work in construction or building materials retail. Granny died and left you her estate. Granny was bedridden for some time, you quit work to take care of her.

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>>139456235
All buildings in Israel are built with a bomb shelter by law.
Offices and everything.

If you think happenings are fun on pol, imagine what it's like when the sirens are going off everywhere and rockets falling and your whole office gets together in a bomb shelter.

Best times of my life.

>>139456235
wher de carpet you gypsy

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>>139463361
you hide bunker in sauna ? veny sneaky, Sun-Tzu would be proud .

>>139456235
God, I would love to have that.
Packed with guns, food and water under the floor panels.

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Anon, we looked for pictures of a bomb shelter, not a bomb site.

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>>139456922
>your enemy only grows his food in densely populated areas.

You won't have to aim a single nuke at a population centre. Irradiate crop lands and water sources and the people will destroy the cities for you

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>>139459416
Holy shit if you're not LARPing this is the best OC I've seen in a minute, fucking laughed my ass off looking at every shot, what a fucking dump. Just thinking about what a chick must be thinking when she visits your house had me dying

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>>139456235

No actual bomb shelter, but how safe do you think I would be if I crawled into one of these?

I live in an irrelevant area of the world, I'm hoping that's enough

>>139456235
Some family members are legit building one ( big, like everyone went in on it) but they should have started years ago.

>>139469676
>OKUMA lathe
due to the exceptional torque maintained at high rotational speed the same spindle motor assembly is used in Mitsubishi heavy maritime industries scientific research device whale disemboweller, you will be perfectly safe protected by this high quality engineering device.
remember to turn power switch off before putting body into mechanism

>>139467221
Freaky bunker orgy?

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>>139456235

I don't need one. I live in Western Australia.

>>139469676
Dude, did you learn nothing from the Indiana Jones films? A fridge the ultimate in nuke protection.

>>139456563
What a fucking pigsty.

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>>139456235

Been thinking of getting a safe room for my basement. That way I can just live in my house normally and go into the safe room if I need too. Already have 3 months supply of water and food and other things.

>>139471947

This sounds fishy, but I don't know enough about disemboweling whales to dispute you.

If it was really serious, though I wouldn't get into one of these lathes. I'd get in one of the much larger ones and put a hollow forging on the chuck and climb into that.

If the machine doesn't protect me, 1-2ft of solid steel should help.

>>139474598

I don't think I've got any old, lead-lined fridges laying around.

>>139475744
>I don't think I've got any old, lead-lined fridges laying around.
Your fool!