/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: HANDYCAPED EDITION

>>139451977
1st for Israel

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>THE WATER KEEPS RISING UGH

2109 8/29/2017 3:07 AM 107.31'
2109 8/29/2017 3:03 AM 107.27'

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ITS ACCELERATING

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I can't remember the last time I woke up and didn't hear rain

>>139452071
Cute

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IT WILL OVERRUN THE DAM ANY MINUTE!

DAM IS ONLY 107.5' tall!

IT'S OVER

>>139452089
how do people not know how to swim?

isn't it instinctual?

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fuckin white male

>>139452115
Try living on the west side of Florida anon. This is life here during these months.

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ACTUAL FOOTAGE

>>139452136
>people
don't be intentionally obtuse anon

Reminder to laugh at the dam autists when nothing happens

>>139452071
oy vey!

>>139452089
Hope the little gremlin drowns
All these 5'4 mystery meat thots who weigh 160 with blue or green hair and shitty cross or 5pointed star tattoos

>>139452176
Reminder to laugh at the shills when happening happens

>>139452176
>less than 0.2" from spillway breach
>spillway made of earth, will allow dam to be undermined
cap this, you're a nigger

No one confirmed my theory in the previous thread.. Won't a happening only happen when it is about a foot or so over the dam wall?

>>139451977
How many of you are larping, and how many of you derive genuine pleasure from the suffering of human beings? Yalls goin to hell.

>>139452127
is this real?

>>139452136
Maybe dog paddling at best. Even treading water isn't exactly instinctual. Have you never heard of swimming lessons?

Our septic tanks are full and the motor goes off when it is full to prevent use. I just had to shit in a ziploc bag and put it out with the trash. So much fun.

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>>139452221
no, it will start to go over instantly

around, actually

>>139452203
>All these 5'4 mystery meat thots
ayy lmao

>tfw 5'4" 110lbs
I would get broken in half, they might survive the impact and float on...

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>>139452176

it will happen

we're at catastrophic levels

>>139452215
Hurr all earth and construction is the same.

>>139452212
I'm not a shill just disagree

>>139452215
108'' is only enough to spill over one small portion which is reinforced with steel and concrete. Nothing will happen.

is the addicks anon still around or did he leave the place?

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>tfw it's 3 am and I'm still pissing out of my ass
Wiping is starting to hurt lads. Wat do?

>>139452288

>2288

oh shit

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>>139452234
It's real enough.

>>139452071
israel gets nuked next

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/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS

JOIN US!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

i cant wait for the texas flooding jokes on ghost's radio

>>139452277
Will Carlos be okay?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>139452267
Degenerate

>>139452136
Yes, but people think it's a learned skill and never go into the water so they believe they can't for their whole life. Then they manage to keep their heads above water to yell "help i can't swim" without realizing that you literally need to be able to swim to pull that off.

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It is probably already washing over. Any decent sized body of water is going to have some kind of wave action. How much is the wind blowing?

Also...Where exactly will it wash over? And what kind of impact will that have on whatever the abutment is made out of?

>>139452313
>Hurr all earth and construction is the same.
Do you have intimate details on the construction of the dam or are you shitposting?

There's no concrete reinforced spillway you dunce tranny.

>>139452136

holding your breath under water is largely instinctual, some still have to be taught to hold their breath.

swimming is 100% a learned skill, some can learned by imitation, but still learned

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G-G-GUYS...

THE DON'T KNOW IF THEY ALLOW PARAKEETS ON THE BUS

WATERLOGGED INDIVIDUALS

MULTIPLE CATS AND DOGS

THE DON'T KNOW IF THEY ALLOW PARAKEETS ON THE BUS

WATERLOGGED INDIVIDUALS

MULTIPLE CATS AND DOGS

THE DON'T KNOW IF THEY ALLOW PARAKEETS ON THE BUS

WATERLOGGED INDIVIDUALS

MULTIPLE CATS AND DOGS

>>139452142
He is a S.W.A.T. TEAM you fucker, look at his head you dumb ass

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2109 8/29/2017 3:19 AM 107.34'
2109 8/29/2017 3:07 AM 107.31'
2109 8/29/2017 3:03 AM 107.27'

SOON

>>139452136
No people are not fish. Everything you know was taught to you even walking.

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>>139452335
>checking your own gets

>>139452234
>1488
>6 million
yeah it's real

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WE ARE HOUSTON

>>139452221
>One off

>>139452319
wrong, and it's only partly reinforced

>>139452225
I feel bad for what's happening, but what the fuck am I supposed to do? At this point you might as well bring in Navy Destroyers to shoot looters and bring peace of mind to everyone else.

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>>139452225

I'm from Houston and this is my only source of news. Too many fucking larpers trying to stir shit up though.

>>139452364
carlos is probably already dead of nigger poisoning

>>139452262
Each of those points will mean additional discharge which will slow down the rate. By how much? Unknown to us.

It is still an old fucking damn. The overflow slipways have never been in use.

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>>139452225
Kek is the god of chaos and Pepe is his prophet.
We are a religion of peace.

>>139452385
Dam cam when?

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>>139452267
>not just holding it until the hurricane's over
Casual.

>>139452364
Last I heard he tried to get some sleep after seting a bunch of alarms to keep waking himself up through the night so he doesn't drown in his sleep.

anyone else live by gessner and blalock? by tanner rd?
my neighborhood is by there but the neighborhood itself is not flooded
i need info on the surrounding areas

>>139452136

Only blacks and white trash can't swim.

>>139452319
wait until the flow increases, Houston is getting 1.5in of rain right now

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>>139452106
It's like one of your dick every minute!

>>139452387
No but neither do you.

>>139452351
start linking the gaming.youtube link for better night feels m8

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139452326
hydrate and try not to die i guess

>>139452221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4

>>139452417

I didnt mean to get digits

now it might actually happen

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>>139452418
thanks anon

Houston will get another 6 gorillion inches of water today

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IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS

>>139452326
Eat more fiber.

>>139452419

Little known fact, the brown one is the son.

>>139452453
yeah anon'll have to get a few data points to be able to make a new trend line

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>>139452277

>>139452446
Last time I saw him, he was running around his house with a shotgun acting like a faggot.

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>https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>107,3
>max 108
WTF!!!
It's not going down!!!!!!!

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>>139452407
>107.34'
>107.34'
>107.34'
>107.34'

>>139452225
i'm shitposting from downstream of houston (brazoria county).

i can't go anywhere, just waiting, shitposting.

>>139452446
Carlos was gay, so fuck him.

>>139452136
most people can't swim

>>139452419

>my son and his fiancee

>look, we are so PROGRESSIVE

what would BLM say about this photo

>>139452326
use lotion with the toilet paper dummy
take pity on your bum

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WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN

>>139452344
Checked and kekd

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>>139452489
I'm a qualified hydrologist and hydrodynamicist for all you know.

>>139452532
someone throw some of houston's hammiest hamplanets in, maybe it'll displace the water upwards another 5 feet

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>>139452136
thats what i'm saying...

>>139452225
i live in houston but have a love/hate relationship with it. i grew up here but at the same time i cant stand nigger
can they just please go to a yank state where they are actually wanted

>>139452483
I'm in Houston and my street that was completely underwater earlier is dry now. Could have been a lot worse had Harvey not drifted so far east but the worst is over now.

GET OUT OF THE BAYOU

>building a town at the bottom of a dam

you fucking idiots

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>>139452288

>>139452573
does that mean that the storm is just gonna stay on top of houston forever

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>>139452532

>>139452501
>now it might actually happen
Nah you ruined it. Leafs have the power to dispel meme magic.

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>>139452418
The news keeps showing transtar cams of a flooded road called FM 1488 and about how there's 6 million people in the Greater Houston area affected by (H)urricane (H)arvey.

I never believed in meme magic until it started happening to me.

>>139452580
That doesn't mean you would know all the details of construction.

>>139452403
ruh-roh

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Arpaio, a US miilitary vet (who swore an oath to uphold the Constituion the United States of America at all costs), went and chose to uphold the law or our land and got censored by a liberal/commie judge, was never allowed an appeal, and was told to "just deal with it." Meanwhile......

PHOENIX (AP) - A political group funded largely by liberal hedge-fund tycoon George Soros has recently raised $2.9 million in its bid to oust Sheriff Joe Arpaio, including getting a $250,000 contribution from the widow of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs.

Records released Friday say Soros contributed $2 million to Maricopa Strong over the five-week period ending on Oct. 27. He previously contributed $300,000.

In all, the group has collected $3.2 million during the campaign. Three other people gave six-figure contributions. Laurene Powell Jobs, president Emerson Collective LLC, a social activism organization, provided her contribution to the group on Oct. 5.

Are we still pretending this Soros fuck isn't a globalist? Are we still pretending this 80 year old piece of shit kike isn't trying to manipulate our sovereignty? Are we still pretending he's not an evil son of a bitch? Where are the leftists? Get fucking real. The jews ARE the problem. Please wake the fuck up, America.

>>139452616
you're full of shit

>>139452599
good news is maybe this will push all those new Orleans nigs over to Austin.

>>139452580
but not a geologist

Carlos is going to drown.
RIP /notreallyoneofus/!

>>139452326
Fiber, also eat something with a probiotic. Prunes, sauerkraut or yogurt. No joke bro, also boil your water if you can and drink more so you don't dehydrate.

>>139452649
Doesn't mean I don't either.

>>139452573
JUST

>>139452658
>including getting a $250,000 contribution from the widow of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs
ok i'm done with apple forever now

sorry woz

>>139452682
You that just water management guy on tv?

>>139452326
for now get the paper wet or stop wiping and start dabbing it... don't fucking irritate the skin anymore

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>>139452326
Pedialyte

>>139452326
Anon that wasn't a Hershey bar In The fridge.

>>139452678
Carlos is faggot so he will drown in semen, yes.

>>139452646
>I live near 1488
>road name always cracked me up

>>139452403
Would be a shame for the levees to barely hold and then a new chad storm hits the same spot and they'll be fucked just because they didn't have time to drain them before the next one.

>>139452660
Sorry to disappoint you happeningfag; maybe next time.

>>139452419
A fair amount of cops racemix. Not sure why. Maybe it's so there's a psychological antidote at home to the endless parade of vicious niggers and spics they encounter at work?

>>139452723
I'm a man for our time. I just sort of fit right in there.

>>139452203
>mystery meat
Not that big of a mystery.

>>139452755
post pics faggot

>>139452405
>Autistic screeching at a joke
>How to spot the sad fuck from the previous thread

107.34'

>>139452755
>water still rising
>less than 1.5 inches from top of spillway
>WELP LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL OVER, PACK IT IN
faggot

>>139452712
*That* was the last straw?

I thought it was getting better?
wtf how is it still getting worse?

>>139452814
yep

the very last straw

>>139452225
don't worry, soon my shithole of a city will be demolished by an earthquake and you can laugh as all of the rainbow-haired mutants who live here die

>>139452142
VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

>>139452818
Deus Vult

>>139452818
The rain. It. Won't. Stop.

Harvey scheduled to make third landfall tomorrow

>>139452326
Two drops of bleach per litre of water. Maybe you drank something contaminated. Better be careful in that case and make sure someone knows you are sick.
Don't eat anything til it passes.

>>139452326
>>tfw it's 3 am and I'm still pissing out of my ass
>Wiping is starting to hurt lads. Wat do?
That's what you get for being a faggot and ass fucking.
I hope your ass never stops shitting.

DOOM IMMINENT

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>>139452818
god is punishing houston for viper

>>139452658
I fucking know. ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>139452818
it's not getting any better

>>139452818
It's not over until it's over.
Rain hasn't stopped. Flooding will continue into the weekend and beyond.
Flooded roads = delayed first responders
Delayed police = incentive for dindus to loot

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>>139452875
latest 48 hour models show rain the whole time over houston

they're fucked

>>139452511
>>139452681
>tfw wheat bread has been the only thing I've had to eat all day but still streaming everything

>>139452568
Didnt think of lotion, will do that next time.

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>>139452419
WE RIVER CITY NOW

>>139452712
still marginally better than googlebot phones

>>139452818
The weather IS getting better, but our infrastructure's already past the point where it can't handle much more rain.

It's a case of the straw that breaks the camel's back.

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>>139452933

>>139452326
drink sugar water with a bit of salt added for electrolytes

it's what plants crave

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>>139452326
Hop in the shower and spray water at your asshole to wash it. I thought everyone did this. Who uses toilet paper in 2017? What the fuck??????

>>139452933
Quit saying were fucked. We shall persevere

>>139452941
>Houston is now the Venice of America

Beautiful

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WE ARE HOUSTON

>>139452954
I don't use a phone, I have ham radio.

>>139452136
mexicans doesn't learn how to swim

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>>139452973
>>139453008
It's not just one model, it's all of 'em.

>>139452403
Fuck, more Haitians.

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>>139452933
oh lawdy

>>139453005
Otherwise known as the "American bidet"

>>139452842
LA?

Anyone know if Houston spacecenter Johnson is under water?

That would be like 9999999 gorillion USD gone

>>139453024
Well, that's cool.

>>139453005
unironically this

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>>139452798

nothing is going to happen you dam autist. stop looking.

>>139452403
it's like africa is taking a big shit on the US

>>139452225
Moms south of Addicks and east of Barker reservoir (off Briar Forest). I'm deeply goncernd up near Seattle. I stay up all night getting info so she can sleep and text anything that I find. She has a gun and doesn't like niggers...hoping nothing bad happens but if it does that it's the nigger that gets it should porch monkeys decide to loot in the area. They're relocating to a hotel tomorrow and I am hopeful the damns don't bust before then.

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>>139453091
fuckin a right it is

i just got a new radio too

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>>139452385
Okay just actually looked at the weather and it says 22MPH winds. We would only need approx 9 inch waves to crest that. So I would say its probably already washing over whatever the abutment is at the end of the dam.

>>139453112

HarveyIDF pls go

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>>139452529
Last time I saw him he was washing a cup to make coffee...with tap water....in a flooded area.

>>139452818
the flooding is so extensive that it's acting like a warm ocean.
the flooding is fueling the storm

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>>139452490
Holy shit thank you so much. Even more /comfy/

COME JOIN FOLKS!!

/COMFY/

>POLICE CHASES
>WRONG WAY DRIVERS
>DEAD PEOPLE
>DROWNING
>SHOOTING
>LOOTING

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

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current weather radar

>>139453015
>Boomerbeingfordedacrosslakecausedbytheirexcessiverealestatebuildingbythreeimportedcheapcoolies
Truly inspiring

>>139453141
does it have tinder tho

>>139452573
Beaumont, CA > Beaumont, TX

>>139453015

YOU ARE WETBACKS

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>>139453112
>if he stops looking the water won't rise

>>139452326
Invest in a bidet.

>>139452403
Looks like that's going over the East Coast of Florida, or it's going to go into the Gulf and hit around Louisiana or the panhandle.

>lying in bed comfy
>eating hühnerbrust
>watching the world go down

nothing better than this lads

>>139453134
hope your mom doesn't get gang banged.

south of addicks is the best place to be.

If it stopped raining THIS FUCKING INSTANT, Harvey would probably remembered as Houston's version of Katrina. But it hasn't stopped raining. And it won't stop raining. For days. And if that weren't enough, the eye is back in the gulf and juicing up its center of circulation before swinging north and passing right over Houston again.

THIS IS KATRINA 2.0

THE WORST CASE SCENARIO IS UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR EYES

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>139452818
the water is still there. just because it is less windy doesnt mean the water vanished. it is actually growing because the rain wont stop

>>139453209
A watched pot never boils, anon. If we stop watching it, the dam will burst!

>>139452583
Sandbags on top of dam

>>139453206
they look more like wetfeet to me finnigger

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>>139453201
no thots allowed in ham radio anon

waterproof though unlike most faggot phones

>>139453134
seems like the dams should last at least another 12-24 hours , after that who knows, good luck

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>>139453242
YESSSSSSS!

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>>139453215
>drink infested water
>get fucked up and liquishit
>shoot infested water up your ass
is this how chad shits

>>139452403
The slave spirits are angry.

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>>139452573

>>139453223
>eating hühnerbrust
>at 10:40
that's fucked up hans

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>>139452403
>>139453116
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>139452936
Cooked carrots mashed up. Grams would give us that as kids before that fancy Imodium was invented.

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>>139453215
Invest in Tibet

>>139453263
probably wont stop major erosion event

>>139452681
If your sick from drinking bad water get abx stat. Esp if you are shitting liters... For less of an emergency and future consideration, sarcomycies boullardi. Is pretty legit for diarrhea

107.39

>>139453311
Hehehe dammit cannot unsee.

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>>139451977
>>139453225
Truck control saved the day. Islamophobia BTFO yet again.

>>139453263
last ditch attempt to do something

Someone do a map of what would happen if the dam did break please.

>>139453242
They weren't joking when they said everything's bigger in Texas.

>>139453229
Me to (in any sense of the phrase). Thanks

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>>139453308
>>139453296

>>139453151
oh shiet, good point.

>>139453339
STFU DAM AUTIST

NOTHING IS HAPPENING

>>139453339
>107.39
>>139453339
>107.39
>>139453339
>107.39
>>139453339
>107.39
THE WATER RISES

>>139453331
No if you are sick from drinking contaminated water just keep drinking more until more good flushes out the bad.

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With this rate of rise it will flood approximately 2 hours from now.

>>139453391
I enjoyed our president meeting yours.

UNCONTROLLED FLOODING = unscheduled water release

>>139452387
Seabees list it as one of the worst ten dams in the country.

>>139452941
>>139453011
Where is Kevin Costner?

>>139453442
less, the dam is only 107.5' not 108

it will happen quite soon now

>>139453144
according to the corp of engineers its going to be the northern end of the dam that tops over first
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Media/News-Releases/Article/1292999/addicks-and-barker-pool-elevations-extend-beyond-government-owned-land/

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and a new river is born

The rain NEVER STOPS. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>>139453452
it's just loose rubble mostly, sad!

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>>139453366

>>139453391
Certainly an interesting point but it's mostly just because there was a cold front that stopped Harvey in its tracks and it's still getting water simply from the gulf.

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gunshots really picking up this hour

>>139453339
well shit, it's fucking

H A P P E N I N G

>>139453560
>all these thots with no gun
reee guns kill, eww icky

>>139453215
The European water fountain?

>>139453430
Unless you have fucking cholera or who knows what from the fifthy Houston bath water

Who else /beenupfordays/ here? I cant stop watching the feeds and the threads. This shit is worse than crack. Harvey, not even once.

>>139453574
1.2 inches until it's fucked

>>139453546
Huston the blue bayou.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiMl4yX1JiA

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>>139453366

>>139453296
THUNDER, RAIN AND LIGHTNING
DANGER, WATER RISING
CLAMOUR, SIRENS WAILING
IT'S SUCH A BAD SIGN

>>139452166
can confrom

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>>139453430
But def. Keep hydrated and get some serious electrolyte replacement

>>139453560
white guy shooting
>fucking white male, racism, partriarchy
niggs looting, murdering and raping
>stupid people

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>>139453621
you should have been here for /odg/

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>>139453536

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/StillRising/

>>139453339
Goodbye, Houston.

>>139453430
Yes do what this anon says and take one for the team...drink all of the flood water you can. We'll make statues in your honor as the person who save H-town.

>>139453635
It's Houston not huston

>>139453622
It's not going to get any higher. 100.3 is a 100-year flood level. It's simply not possible to flood any more than the current amount. screenshot this post.

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>>139453452
Got a sauce on that, anon? I'd like to know more.

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>>139452225

>>139453655
his tummy looks like a sad face

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>>139453657
It can only rise now...

Is the flooding worse than Katrina?

>>139453718
could you spell correctly with muhammads dick up your ass?

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>>139453324
east poland seems comfy af, I wanna visit there and belarus sometimes soon

>>139452326
>Wat do?
Build Dam.

>>139453621
Me unfortunately. Hoping for some relief soon as I need some sleep if I'm going to get anything done once the sun is up.

>>139453294
Fucking nailbiting, hope it stays solid for longer....hate this shit.

>>139452419

Why do they ALL have the same fucking cuck-stance? He looks like a five year old boy. Fag.

>>139453775
Ask again in 90 minutes

107.43!!!!!

>>139453449
I half did, I don't like our president :DDDD

>>139453546
kek

>>139453775
Katrina was below sea level. In Houston, the water all drains away naturally

So the flooding is probably as bad, but it won't last for weeks and weeks like it did in Katrina

>>139453730
Too bad this is an 800-year flood.

>>139453800
>belarus
why on earth would you want to go there?

>>139453775
ironically it's targeting the same niggers who fled new orleans because their section 8 crack shacks washed away

they moved to houston to new crack shacks and the racist hurricanes are just attacking them tere too

>>139452326
its alright bra, we got ya. you got some codeine around the house? take it, it helps with shit piss. are you in the flood area?

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107.43'
>107.43'
107.43'
>107.43'
107.43'
>107.43'

>>139453680
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
WE ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR GAYS POLLUTING OUR SOCIETY.

>>139453296
Saw the thumbnail and thought it was Astroworld for a second.

>>139453731
according to this which looks like it was a couple years ago. the rated it so high so it would be top of the list for funding. Due to the amount of people down stream not necessarily how shitty it is.
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Missions/Dam-Safety-Program/

>>139453786
Kek

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>>139452225
I'm here to learn more about my situation and help others learn more about theirs, while also doing some shitposting on the side. I don't actually wish anyone any harm and pray that others can be as lucky as I have been over the last few days.

>>139453819
Carlos is that you?

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>>139452225
I'm in Houston near downtown. I'm enjoying the happening. Stop being such a pussy, anon. Shit happens and we deal with it.

>>139452326
also stop wiping and use water or showers. nappy rash cream on there helps or tattoo cream

>>139453884
Thank you kindly

>>139453786
O is silent. Just like when albanian Fritzl keeps you locked in the basement and when you scream no one can hear you.

>>139453835
this is it

calling it now, at 2:22 we will get the first reports of increased flooding because the spillway is overflowing

a couple hours later it will be obvious that it's undermining the NE corner of the dam

>>139453850
Houston is pretty flat, though, and has gotten FAR more water than Katrina dumped on Louisiana.

Authorities have already said (yesterday, when they announced the controlled release from the dams) that some areas will be flooded for approximately 2 months.

>>139453621
I've completely destroyed my schedule twice in a few days, first the Mayweather fight, now /hfg/ fuggg :DDD it is truly a drug

SAY IT WITH ME

COLLEGE STATION TEXANS!

Does anyone have an updated estimate on how much more water Houston is going to get? This weatherman cuck is being very general with what he says

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>>139453888
Your luck is only beginning, a whole army of Suu awaits behind the structurally compromised dam.

Be ready for the waifu storm.

>>139453968
yeah they don't have nearly the pumping power that new orleans does even with half the pumps offline like they were

>>139453899
certainly paranoid enough to be carlos

>>139453968
Fuck. I wanted to go by the goodwill and get some deals this Friday, too.

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>>139453621
Not days, but I should've gone to bed three hours ago. I want to see the dam flood.

>>139453992
48 more hours of rain
>a fucking lot

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I can't find any livestream of the dam in question. I imagine if the whole dam breaks we'll see some shit tonight. Anybody have any luck?

>>139453856
Louisiananon here
We dont want them back give them to cali or new mexico or some shit. Or drown then, would be a net positive anyway

>>139452089
>>139452136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ErpFBO7RI

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>>139453644
CHECKED

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>>139453992
all current models have heavy rain forecast for the houston area for 48+ hours

>>139454055
there won't be any flood. water will just go safely into the spillway at 108

107.43'
107.43'
107.43'
107.43'

>>139453992
Literally 6 trillion more gallons of rain is expected

>>139454063
Not live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVYw8X27Jy8

>>139454018
SUU IS LOVE
SUU IS LIFE
LET HER FILL HOUSTON WITH HER LOVE

>>139454076
i have a feeling that a lot of people are going to drown before dawn

F F F
F
F F
F
F

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>>139453992
THE WEATHERMAN DON'T CONTROL YOUR FATE, I DO
AS LONG AS I TURN THE CRANK, THE WATER WILL FALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeIVybmTgWg

dum dum dumd dum

WHO DO YOU FLOOOOD ??

dum dumd dum


who do you floooood ?

>>139453865
3 INCHES IN 30 MINUTES
>>139453865

>>139453946
Its practically 4:00 in the region right now anon

Give me one good reason I should give a shit about Houston? Besides hoping some shitskins get blasted for looting.

>>139454076
They have to go back.

>>139453730
Retard.

>>139453935
yeah that guy. but at least we locked him up for life and he will die in prison. while violent raping by muhammads is on the rise in your country and your politicians are defending it. also he's not albanian wtf are you talking about sven

2109 8/29/2017 3:43 AM 107.43'
2109 8/29/2017 3:35 AM 107.39'

DOOM SOON

>tfw work for frontier
>tfw get to be a salt miner for the next few weeks as all of the texfags call in demanding we fix their internet RIGHT NOW and dispatch a technician the same day to get them up and running
>tfw no trouble ticket expedites in all of texas for months
>tfw all tickets will be scheduled 3+ weeks out from the call date

I fucking hate my job, but the salt is plentiful.

A customer basically waits in an hour+ call queue only to be informed that they're with the wrong department or spend 3 minutes troubleshooting only to be told that their tickets scheduled for october and they're shit outta luck. And when it's the second option, that's when the salt flows at maximum levels. Customers actually think we give a fuck about them. They actually think that if they threaten to cancel, we will give them special service instead of saying "Okay well I'll be more than happy to get you over to cancellations." They also think that threatening not to pay their bill will actually make us work harder for them instead of saying, "Well that's totally up to you, but I have to let you know that we will suspend your account for non payment, close the trouble ticket, and then charge you a reconnect fee when you'd like your services back."

>>139453854
i want to see why it sucked so much that my mom's half of the family left it for new york fucking city

that said I'd also like to go to Vienna and see stuff like the Church of the Jesuits, Augistinerkirche, and ofc St. Peters

>>139454186
Don't, it's all liberal shitskins.

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>>139454210

>>139454186
if trump fucks up on how to respond he will lose mass support from texas

>>139454076
>or drown them
Cmon louisianabro you know they drown themselves. Besides, some of them already felt nostalgic in this stormy weather and got blasted trying to loot houses like it was Katrina.

Robbing a Texan is like being gay around a Russian.

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>>139453644
SHADOWS, DARK CREATURES
STEEL CLOUDS FLOATING IN THE AIR

>>139454166
Shit.

>>139453856
Fucking cockroaches man.

>>139454076
>They go to Arizona
>its enough to flip the state blue

This is my nightmare.