Hey /pol/, redpill me on the emu war?

>>139445345
I saw this thread yesterday shut

>>139445345
Western Australia ran out of ammo trying to shoot birds. Only the state of Tasmania successfully genocided the um.. emus.

>>139445421
but no one gave a clear answer?

>>139445611
"redpill me" isn't a clear or legal question.

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>>139445453
there was 1 left hiding up a tree. funny place for a bird to be ay

>>139445704
That one wasn't a bird. It was an... um.... local flora. Yes, flora.

>>139445345
Australians are useless
thread closed

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>>139445345
Aussies are weak fags. Birds beat them up. Story over

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A pictorial

Aussie poofs tried to invade sovereign Emu land for petrol and the proud Emu people whooped the seppo invaders ass not through head on war but small brutal skirmishes. The Aussies retreated to the dreamtime where they were punished by their overlord Murdoch. The end.
Thanks for letting me use aussie vocab i learned

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Australia is a third world country

>>139445345
shitposters got utterly BTFO by a bunch of birds since they can't hit the side of a barn with a gun even if they tried, end of story

>>139446195
>seppo

that word means "american"

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>>139445345
Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in somecases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked.

Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

>>139446499
thought it was foreigner

>>139447086
nice try. here's the etymology:

Septic Tank -> Septic Yank -> Septic

>>139445659
Fuck off you crim faggot

>>139447263
>muhammed thinks we're still friends

no

>>139446486
I kek

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>>139447047

>>139447047
Its called......wait for it........

The Materix!

(You wont believe how truly sorry and ashamed i am now)

>>139448032
Kek

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The Emu question was quietly answered some time during the 90s.

Give up your enquiries into the Emu solution which are completely useless, and consider this shitpost a warning. Cunt.

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>>139445345
>Hey /pol/, redpill me on the emu war?
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Why do the mods often allow threads that are explicitly against the rules?

>>139447047
Don't ever talk to me or my dad again.

>>139445345
It only means Australia can't win a war on its own.

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Like any other country would've even existed after confronting them.