imagine not being australian i'd kill myself

>>139432376
go get raped by a giant flightless bird

>>139432376

I've never been to your country.
What does Victoria taste like, and are there better beers?

>>139432376
Oath

>>139432600
Tastes fucking godly, no there are no better beers

>>139432376
Aussies are beautiful people! I love how their culture is *almost" like southern culture. I noticed a few say "y'all" & like country music. haha

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>tfw walking home one night
>suddenly i hear them from behind me
>“ooh we got a biggun”
>oh shit
>start to run for shelter
>hear laughter
>hear running coming from somewhere
>hear them chanting
>“AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI”
>find a trashcan and hide behind it
>can hear a group singing waltzing matilda
>suddenly someone kicks away the trashcan
>there’s like twenty of them
>all wearing sleeveless vests
>australian immigrants
>“GDAY M8”
>i can smell something
>something meaty
>“oh shit”
>i try to run
>they grab me by my collar
>“YA AINT GOING NOWHERE M8”
>one of them approaches me
>he is holding a chicken drumstick in his hand
>“IT’S BARBEQUE TIME, POMBOY”
>they thrust the chicken drumstick towards me
>“EAT IT CUNT”
>they all start chanting “EAT IT, CUNT, EAT IT, CUNT”
>i give in
>eat the BBQ
>they’re all in hysterics
>“THAT’S SOME RIGHT GOOD BARBIE ISN’T IT M8”
>traumatised for years

>>139432376
Our culture can not be beat
>literally work the week, BBQ and piss up every weekend

>>139432376
imagine not being a descendant of a criminal

>>139432376
I visited Australia when I was 11. Was a bit shit tbqh. Too hot

>>139432765
VB isn't that bad but west end is better by far.

>>139432556
mate i know thats the best banter that you yanks have, but if you'd ever seen a giant emu cock waving around you wouldn't be joking about being raped by one.

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You blokes sure do know how to have fun I'll give you that

>>139432984
imagine not having a BCC (big convict cock)

>>139432927
Eat it, cunt.

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>>139433049
Com on down to florida ye cunt I'll show ya a real inferno biggiboy