/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: CTHULHU RISING EDITION

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Hurricane Harvey and holy floods in Texas will disappear unless you reply to this thread with:

>Eris pads her chest

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PLEASE SAVE DOGGOS

CHECK YOUR PROPERTY FOR STRAY DOGGOS IF IN TEXAS

>>139425712
https://www.pscp.tv/w/bHN7PzFKUkVtUlBCYndEUVB8MWVhS2JtbUJtWW54WHV-D9h8FJS-zJZLJDAsMeWt3ArDcBh-ycPry2bB-NNA

The waters in Cypress have been receding all day and we're not going to be getting anymore torrential rain here

Airport anon, you still around? What's going on there?

>>139425770
Probably when all the fucking Califags started moving in.

Any streaming / periscoping?

>>139425830
tfw this unironically makes me cry

>>139425834
This guy is redpilling niggers

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>>139425781
CLEANSING WATERS
COME TO US
PRAISE AQUA

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>>139425781
>fucking with Discordia

You should know better than that anon

>>139425065
>Search and rescue people
bullshit. this "cajun navy" horse shit is just an excuse for jamal and cleatus to rob you blind and get praise for it. there are no "first responders" just looters

Did the reservoir bust?

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>>139425893
YOU FAGS DIDN'T GET THERE IN TIME

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>>139425830
My german grandpa in WW2 had to eat doggos to live. :(

Who here hyped for 108'?

800 YEAR FLOOD.
>800 YEAR FLOOD.
the levees are built for like 150 year type floods. Its over.

>>139425834
What is this fag?

>>139425885
Disgusting. I don't like it one bit

Where my Vernon Parish fags at?

Is it becoming a Hurricane again?

>>139425834
Is he welding something?

>>139426001
No dummy, it's just raining a lot.

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>>139425712
Comfy General. Report where you are in Houston and the status of being comfy.

>>139425959
Less then 2 feet away from starting the issues

>>139426001
Right now the forecast says 55mph

>>139426001
yeah, sadly

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DANGER WATER RISING

>>139425973
Your grandpa has seen/lived through some shit

>this guy on RSBN
dropping the reddest of red pills

>>139426001
No, might be a tropical storm, big thing is that it will gain tons of more moisture and fuck up the LA/TX border

>>139426087

wot

>>139426001
No, it's forecast to stay below 70 mph

>>139426111
Have local news on, what's he saying?

>>139425990
Guy streaming while doing drugs and telling niggers to fuck off while in his house in Houston.

Florida October 5

>>139426087
i have a pet turtle, this disgusts me

DELET

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GOOD JOB TEXAS ANON.

KEEP SAVING DOGGOS

>>139426055
Got a graph?

who's this guy on rsbn now? going ham on faggots

>>139426044
East of downtown, 100% comfy. Water is barely ankle deep here and my house is a couple feet off the ground. Work was cancelled today and probably tomorrow for me as well, so I get to just sit here and chill with my cat.

So where are we at in Houston? Please tell me its not going to get worse/the damn wont break

based RSBN guy

>>139426001
Yeah. God speed.

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the cold, wet embrace of death

soon

>>139425973
asian theater?

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I really hope you white people are happy.

What happened to u.s.s. autism brah? Is he still out there?

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>>139426111
>jews
>redpills

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>>139425712
More rain inbound, I guess it's oger nao
>https://www.windy.com/?rain,30.050,-95.246,8,m:euGadwf

>>139426206
>not caring for your own fucking dog
Pieces of fucking shit.

>>139426193
Me too. what kind? Mine is a red eared slider.

>>139426262
It's almost there

DROWN IN DARKNESS

>>139426170
>you live in Houston and you're surprised a Hurricane hit
>You didnt provide food for your family BEFORE the Hurricane came?
>you didnt prepare?
>I aint got no food I need dem stamps awww
>so what your mummas got sickle cell
>You got time to complain about trump on fb?
etc etc

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>>139426214

Currently at 106.11 feet.

Happening is imminent.

>>139426193
Look, i love turtles as much as the next guy
But there's not a damn animal on this planet that isn't someone else's food.
We'd do well not to forget we're all part of the same system.

>>139426285
I live just south of here, lib city

>>139426285
>hurricane devastates Houston
>women and minorities hardest-hit
>tape at

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>>139426206
>not letting their doggo inside
They should force the dog's owners outside.

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DOGGO NEEDS HELP

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>>139426088
That he did. Dog where blockade mutton and cats where roof rabbits.

His unit fought hard to get to the US lines to surrender. he was on the eastern front.

Remember PEPE engineering did some work on the waterworks system.

http://www.pepe-engineering.com/index.html

>>139426293
not him fuckwit, the guys periscope he was watching

>>139425964
What happened?

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Name a better song to get comfy to!

>>139426188
As a NE Florida resident those didgits.....Fuck.

>>139425712
Fugg it's getting worse here. Yesterday the street was somewhat dry and now the water is coming near the driveway. And five minutes ago the lights started flickering but hopefully there's still power. Fuck bros.

>>139426308
Don't jump to conclusions
Disasters bring out virtue signaling liars in droves

>>139426262

at this rate is should be filled up within the next 4-5 hours?

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>>139426435
That he did

>>139426087
>hahaha
>hahahahaha
>haha

>>139425712
summary: i hope all niggers drown.

>>139426344
lol, nice. I have beer, smokes, food, water, etc. Good to go for 2 weeks. Wife just made banana bread.
>life's pretty good

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>>139426312
ornate box turtle

yours is stinky

How here still believes in the Texas drought?

HOUSTON
BOIL
YOUR
FUCKING
WATER

HOUSTON
>BOIL
YOUR
>FUCKING
WATER

HOUSTON
BOIL
YOUR
FUCKING
WATER

HOUSTON
>BOIL
YOUR
>FUCKING
WATER

>>139425973
here the germs came to several farms and asked people if they had any mjau-mjau at the end of the war
>NO WE HAVE NO MJAU MJAU GO AWAY

No one's saving any cats....

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stupid cat owning faggots and old ladies letting that bitch drown

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>>139426435
>http://www.pepe-engineering.com/index.html

holy shit.... i thought it was just a meme

>>139426262
Posted this as the last one died

Seems like it's more when not if, and if it's during the dark night it's going to suck so bad. No power means no street lights. I guess people stuck can hope for day time flood,.

>>139426484
Most likely, yes

>>139426000
I think you're alone anon. Iberia here.

>>139426214
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=html&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-28

>>139426463
what music app is that?

>>139426534
Isn't that only if your water pressure is low?

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>tfw your town will no longer hold the title for worst hurricane disaster in US history

Thanks for taking the bullet Texbros

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Hope y'all are not looking to use any pools in Texas.....

>>139426539
because cats are smart enough to find safety on their own, while dogs are retarded and rely completely on their masters. Cats are the thinking man's pet.

>>139425973
That ass is what Htown produces for you anons. Stop wishing for it to be flooded out

>>139426461
ask sydney

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>>139426262

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>>139426362
Yes YOU are

>>139426576
St. Landry here.

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Kitteranon from earlier. Parents house flooded too. Kitty and I are out now. Safe at the fire station.

>>139426539
toxoplasma gondii BTFO

>>139426262
F

>>139426268
Germany the last few years had huge food shortages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkgSuMPT4c

THREAD THEME

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>>139426206
>those ribs and bones

>>139426359
up to .15 right now
>https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110

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>>139426435
That we did.

>>139426613
Everything's bigger in Texas

>>139426224
Gotta light one up and smoke a bowl for the fallen Houstonians.

>so concentrated on happenings I didn't know a storm was coming till lightning just hit my tree

Kek, scared the piss out of me mate

>>139425781
Eris pads her chest

>>139426312
eastern box turtle, had to get a permit to own it

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>>139425781
>>139425926
>Aquaposting is back from /odg/

God bless this storm

>>139426539
CAT NUMALE OWNERS BTFO

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>>139426435
>this happening will be partly brought to us by PEPE

>>139426653
I'm aware.
I'm from Louisiana
Gators remind us we're still lunch sometimes.

>>139425964
wood console this mystery meat with my peen

>>139426289
UPDATES NEEDED
>U.S.S. AUTISM
>VAN ANON

I was here earlier looking for updates on Cinco Ranch. Last update from them was 1 hour ago, my cousin and his family are still there. Been following the dam, it doesn't look too good fpr that area.

>Godspeed Carlos!

These generals are taking me back to 2013-2014 /pol/ when times were simpler and redpills greater.

>>139426648
Some portions of the dam are lower than others, one of them overflows at 108, another at 111 and the others at 112 and 115ft

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>>139426463
Come on man

>>139426784
So that's what happened to the iceberg that broke off Antarctica.

>>139426593
Amazon Music

Its shit but free

>>139426534
Where did you see that? I filled a bunch of containers today just in case.

>>139426784
And it's not even finished

>>139426691
WASH AWAY MAN, TAKE HIM WITH THE FLOODS

>>139426489
hahahahhaha

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For those without power think about getting a small camp stove with built in phone charger. Runs on wood and charges your phone. Might not help now but may in the future.

>>139426538
Yeah, he would tell his wife sometimes if she was late on dinner that he wasn't hungry to eat a cat, but was getting close.

(Grandma loved cats)

how bad will this get when the levee breaks?

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>>139426435

>>139426724
>>139426526
aquatic turtles are master race

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>>139426359

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>>139426539
Cats can get to high ground on their own. Dogs cant even climb a tree.

Checkm8 dogcucks.

>>139426870
You should always boil water during a disaster, too much a risk for contamination

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>>139426792
>wood console this mystery meat with my peen

>console

PCMASTERRACE

Do you think Whitney Houston was trying to warn us?

>>139426784
holy fuck...

And it's only getting started

>>139426866
still haven't come across a better player than zune 2bh

>>139425712
Has CNN figured out how white pypo caused all this yet?

Not much more to say or do. Just waiting now. Might stream just sitting outside house in case the dam breaks in the night. Cannot sleep tonight due to safety.

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>>139426625

I'm just to the east of the Addicks reservoir just north of I-10. Hoping and praying that it holds and doesn't flood me. We've been very blessed and lucky so far, the first floor flooded only a few inches late Saturday night before receding and drying up Sunday morning. Sitting relatively comfy on my second floor. Concerned about my car so far, but like I said, no real flooding here.

I'm so ready for this happening to be over.

Please God don't let the reservoir flood me out, I've come so far.

>>139426784
ITS LITERALLY WORSE THAN KATRINA

>>139426383

Shout out to faggy 520

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>>139426630
Best Huston girl coming though

>>139426870
Your water is contaminated. Better to be safe and blow $0.20 on gas than get sick with dysentery in a emergency situation.

>>139427013
is it too dangerous to walk to the dam at this point?

>>139426468
The flooding is pretty bad in Bonita Springs. If we can't handle a little rain we're going to be fucked if a hurricane hits. Hurricane Charley and the other tropical storms didn't even cause this much flooding.

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>>139426748
/odg/ would have been one of the greatest happenings in human history.

>>139426917
Yeah guys, just one order one off Amazon Prime. They'll get it to you real quick.

>>139426917
What the fuck this is real. That's pretty incredible to be honest.

>>139426813
I'm in Cinco. Still draining for now.

>>139426700
That's how a dog should look. You should just barely be able to see ribs, or feel them on dogs with more fur. He's drinking water as well.
Most dogs are overweight and it takes 2-3 years off their life.

What streams are you guys using? I'm watching a guy named ((Kevin Garcia)) on facebook wading trough the water for no apparent reason and listening to the police scanner. Found another DOA about 15 minutes ago btw, reanimation didn't work

>>139427013
>Cannot sleep tonight due to safety.
I hope it breaks during the day because I feel like night time will kill so many,

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>>139426784

thats a big water

(big if true)

>>139426917
link?

>>139427063
Got Witherspoon jaw.

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>>139426654
>>139426000
They moved the models closer to La in the last hour.

>>139426917
I have an LED lantern that can charge via solar or hand crank and has a USB port for charging phones.

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I'm going to bed y'all. Good luck and God bless, Houstonfags.

>>139427096
Air boat delivery?

>>139427113
Watching gloomtube and about to bring up a newstation.

>>139427144
The one shows in a Bio-Lite. There are others out there.

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SOMEONE JUST STOP THE FUCKING RAIN ALREADY FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What happens if this dam over flows?

>>139426613
fuck off NOLA shithead

you still got memed by a CAT 5, while Houston is only getting memed by a chad TS.

shits gonna become cat 5 and hit new orleans from the west

>>139427024
Where are you? Britmoore?

Get out man, if you can. Don't wait for the worst. If you're not stuck leave.

>>139427009
Don Lemon just started crying because he said he Trump is gonna sleep well tonight while black people suffer. He demanded the preisdent flood the White House to check his privilege.

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>>139426832
>not even a southern band
Gay

>>139426992
I used to use an iPod classic but I lost everything I'm the 100 year flood back in May 2016. 10 terabytes of music, movies and anime.

Off sight storage man!

i live in a rainy place and we get 57 inches of rain per year. crazy that that much water got dumped at once

>>139427231
prepare to be us version of venece

>>139426917
That's badass.

>>139427152
Some Anons are predicting a landfall similar to Rita's.

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>>139427102
Yea its real and its fucking awesome. Even us Finns know about these things.

I personally prefer my cranked ledlight radio charger, but that sure looks handy.

>>139425712
[Sonic Adventure 1 intensifies]

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kitty got wet

>>139426784
Lake mead for example is

8,515,788,548,092 gallons.

So this will fill lake mead...TWICE

Is there any streams showing the people in their houses? I saw one posted earlier of a guy looping through different streams, but I can't find it again.

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>>139425712
Goddess, bring the rain down. Give life to the ground. Energy to feed the seed. Bring Mother Natures gifts to me. God, bring the rain down. Give life to the ground. Energy to feed the seed. And a healthy harvest, please bring. So mote it be!.

>>139426832
Move over son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdUJPAG0ns8

>>139427184
Gloomtube looks like a /comfy/ stream. Was watching Burgervanbstreamz earlier but that one is offline for now

>>139427096
In the future this won't be a joke with the drones kek

>>139427394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k

106.16 feet and going up still. say what you want, but i'm getting protips from you all if i ever have to evac for some dumb reason. I'm totally thinking of buying the GPS squares and a satphone for "family tracking" in an event like this.

>>139427145
All the moar to grab onto while throatfucking.

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>>139426435

>>139425855
That's not what the news just said, faggot. Have fun swallowing water.

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happening tonight?

>>139427298
>10 terabytes of music, movies and anime.
jesus dude
i went through a couple harddrive crashes in middle school and high school
old school internet images, flash vids, wav files lost forever
shit sucks

>>139427298
>When the Levee Breaks isn't pure Dixie sound

Whatever dude

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>>139427145
She would give you strong looking sons then

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I tried finding additional spillways but couldn't find any.
Only two ends lined with concrete and one spillway.
So which point is this going to spill from first?

>>139427231
This tbqh
It just wont fucking stop

>>139427289
Wait, really? At this point I'd believe it.

http://news.trust.org/item/20170829011010-bhep6
>Flooding expected to peak Wednesday or Thursday in Houston

>>139427496
Morning most likely

Please god tell me that it's almost over.

My INFP soul can't handle this if anything else happens. It makes me so fucking sad, people don't deserve this.

And if you hate people think about the animals fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stay safe anyone here. Holy shit

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>>139427455
That's the guy. Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

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>>139427433
It's pretty damn /comfy/ he has the scanner playing and the sound of rain with multiple streams up. Shits comfy as fuck recommend anons come on in.

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It's happening everyone. Buckle in for a long night.

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>>139427496
next 2 hours but the effects will happen over night.

>>139427354
I've been saying it's going into Sabine since yesterday. Channel 3 just said official track is now Sabine. I think it will be a cat 1 or weak cat 2. Satellite and pressure also look like it's going to strengthen.

>>139427107
Thank you! They live near the bayou so I've been worried.

>>139427386
Hate to tell you but lake mead is pretty god damn dry. That massive block of cement is holding back dust.

>>139426111
Steve is based as fuck

>>139427102
yea, friends dad brought one with him on a camp out. things pretty fuckin useful

>>139427534
North at 108. Then south, then spillway IIRC

>>139427536
Can you take a picture for us to see?

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>>139427536
It wont stop.

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>>139427576
the levee is going to break soon and the hurricane is supposed to hook back around for a second pass.
things are about to get biblical tier anon

>>139426784
Jesus

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>>139427471
saved

There is no way that dam bursts, RIGHT?

This is just hype like Orville

>>139427576
>Please god tell me that it's almost over.
There's still at least one more day of heavy rains, so buckle up pal.

>>139427639
Jesus

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYUT25Uqs0k

Harvey is being continually and artificially pumped up with water vapor from power plant Wet Surface Air Coolers. This is the cause of the unprecedented levels of rain.

>>139426262
WHAT HAPPENS IF IT GOES OVER THE SPILLWAY?!

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>>139427180
Lol family posted this earlier today

>>139427671
That would fill Lake mead from empty, to full, let them drain it again, and refill it again to almost full again.

>>139427496
That trend line will keep going up, even after the rain stops. It takes a day or two after it clears out before the water stops rising. It WILL go over the dam, no doubt about that.

>>139427732
Yeah, just hype. But be sure to sleep in a life raft if you live downstream.

>>139427534
it's almost as if they've made it so if it ever overflowed it would focus all the water directly on the spillway and anyone in memorial city is going to get absolutely fucked by a wall of water if it collapses

>>139427576
you're going to crack from the events that will come to be.

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Too soon?

>>139425712

Is Carlos OK?

>>139427282
Well there's no evacuation for this exact area, and just west of brittmore.

>>139427289
What's actually going on in the rest of the world right now? I haven't paid any attention to anything going on outside of Houston since Saturday.

>>139427231
>>139427536
>rain stops
>dam/levee breaks and floods you out

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>>139427793
surfs up

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>>139427732

just like Orville...it's going to pop

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>>139427534
>pic is home behind Barker Reservoir

Anons need to check out Google Maps and see these big homes that'll be destroyed if the dams break. Going in either direction would flood some nice property. Strong Republican side of town too

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>>139426206
that dog is starving

>>139427793
FUGGED

>>139427793
F

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>>139427534
pretty sure this is the spillway you found

Even with it fully open she's still rising.

hopefully they have secondary emergency spillways.

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>>139427022

>>139427534
That spillway is where I begin my run down through Terry Hershey park.

Nice houses bordering that bayou and they just finished repairing some erosion damage down there. Guess I'm gonna have to find a new place to run until christmas

>>139427795
Impressive.

>>139427793
It begins.

>>139427022
NOW SHARKS ARE GOING TO SMELL THAT

>>139427793
invest in an ark

>>139427651
Luckily i'm far north enough to not be too worried. You be safe. Get your Gumbo on. Get comfy.

>>139426917
Can confirm, this is a good product. The only problem is it takes a lot of tending because the wood tube is kind of small, but you can boil water fast when the fan is running.

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Where does this trend line end?

>>139427917
That's a million dollar house.

>>139427445
>>139427795
I miss when /pol/ and /int/ were one. You miss out on shit like this. Walmart is making blimp stores.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-18/wal-mart-s-amazon-war-takes-to-skies-with-floating-warehouses

>>139427958
That the gate system

>>139427870
stop trying to make trump look bad you false flagging leftist piece of shit

numbers are a little dated, but informative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m45oJfOsA0M

>>139427899
Norks shot a missile over Japanese land.
It broke into pieces midair and crashed ~1200km past Japan in the ocean. Still waiting to hear any sort of response to that from most governments.

>>139427870
I'm going to hell for laughing.

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>>139427793
Praise aqua and hope she is merciful

>>139427497
I lost a Net Yaroze PSone, a 3 thinkpads, an Apple II and a boat load of WH40k stuff

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>>139427899
Right there with you. It's been /comfy/ as fuck in /HFG/ and it's been really nice to just get away from the stupid ass identity politics and general shit show that's going on in the news.

Just heard a helicopter fly by over my house and westward into the reservoir. Don't have a single clue what that means.

Rain is letting up for now.

>>139428009
In Texas is about 200k

>>139427846
Dont be a nigger, its happening all over the place now so prepare for the worst. Dont just hope or assume.

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>>139427022
>>139427985
fucking hell this is like a goddamned apocalypse

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>>139427732
Perhaps, but it is fun to be hype about a possible happening

Also, even if the dams don't breach, there will still be an overflow of water

>>139428008
somewhere a little over 201,000

>>139427697
It's just rain. My surroundings are still draining for the moment. The flood is creeping towards me, if the rain would just stop, I'll be fine, but if it keeps up, not sure how much longer I have.

>>139427899
Nothing interesting
>Korea launched an ICBM somewhere around Japan
>More Russia/Trump bullshit

So this shit is over right? It's not going to get any worse? Seems like things are calming down.

>>139427870
> i dont even know if they are legal but i will be a retard anyway
fuck off, seriously

>>139427013
Carlos. give us an update brah

>>139426627
Dogs can't climb faggot

>>139428032
Shit, I'm going to miss out on WW3 because I'm living in waterworld.

>>139427795
I've been waiting on an Amazon package since Friday and I'm not even in Houston :( how am i supposed to measure my 100% legal drugs if I don't have a milligram scale

>>139427813
I guess we all wanted the powers to be to awake from their slumber. This is one storm of many, The signs after will show the next city.

>>139428114
lol no

>>139426813

What did happen to van anon?

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>>139428114

is this how the walking dead started???

>>139428114
People have been saying this since Saturday. It won't be over until Wednesday or Thursday at the soonest. That's when the real shit starts.

>>139428114
Nope. It's going to stay this way til at least Wednesday I've heard.

>>139427885
No, he lives two blocks away from the lower portion of the dam

>>139428011
BEEDLE

>>139428082
Nah, 600k.

>>139428068
You know it actually has been nice. Aside from Medical Center guy, Global warming guy, and one or two others this has been a really nice series of threads.

>>139428203
night of the living nogs

>>139428100
That sucks. Do you have a plan if it doesn't stop or if the levee fails?

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>>139428082
Hahahahahahah, no.

>>139428065
>Losing your armies

F

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>>139427022
>>139427985
>TFW you realize bullsharks frequent the gulf and survive in freshwater.

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Night anons.

Here some music for the next thread. OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

>>139428082
No, its closer to 500k honestly. At least where I live, 'burbs of the northern part of Dallas.
>>139428149
At least you aren't dealing with the anxiety of waiting to see if Commiefornia goes first before you do. I'd be fucking pissed if they didn't fry first.

The cleanup is going to be worse than this.

>>139428114
see>>139427705
and if the damn breaks like its said to Huston isnt going to fucking exist anymore.
hang on to your butts

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>>139428114
>it's over right?

>>139426206
Dont give him back

>>139427576
INTJ here reveling in the suffering of plebs while I was intelligent enough to prep and live outside a floodzone.

>>139428114
>Harvey's Campaign Is Over, Says Increasingly Nervous Spic for Seventh Time this Evening

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Even roasties are concerned about doggo

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>want to sleep
>don't want to miss the moment the spillways/dams give way
FUG

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>>139426435
He works in mysterious ways.

>>139426539
How does it feel being a subhuman?

>>139428094

It's 6AM and I just can't go to sleep.
Must follow the happening.
I got blueballed too bad by Oroville.
This shall be me finally getting that dam happening.

Anyone know of any gas stations in Northwest Harris that are going to be open tomorrow? I'm going to need some smokes and snacks for the rest of the week.

>>139428272
More like night of the floating nogs

>>139428114
As long as it rains, there will be no calm and trust me, the rain aint stoppin.

>>139428068
Same here, tragedy is the most relaxing.

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>>139428046
Praise breasts big and small

>>139428305
Also, daily reminder

She a hispanic

>>139428324
Death toll is gonna be up there once they start clean up and find all the retards in their attics. Most probably didn't take food or water with them and are shitting and pissing in the corner.

>>139428273
Walk down the street to a 3-story parking garage, camp in parking garage.

>>139428320
I'll take this over nuclear annihilation desu.

>>139427925
Perfectly normal looking dog. Is your dog obese? That takes years off their lives.

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>tfw it's been raining for 8 hours straight with no sign of stopping any time soon

>>139428383
it's hardly raining in houston now. go to bed

>>139428324
at this rate there wont be anything TO clean up

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>Tfw I'm reduced to phoneposting
I have some emergency memes but I've lost everything

>>139428256
I was joking, but I decided to look it up. I guess 1MM

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2603-Silverhorn-Dr_Katy_TX_77450_M82312-14622

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>>139428009
Big money homes line the reservoir. Kelliwood, Lakeforest, Green Trails, etc., are all high dollar neighborhoods in the Katy area (suburb of Houston) filled with oil execs

>>139428414
People need to watch more prepper shows.

>>139428460
lol

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>>139426435
Don't forget about "them"

>it rained
>it didn't stop for 3 months

>>139428395
yeah, a white hispanic

>>139427663
Oh shit yeah, by the bayou is flooded. My friendo had to leave, they waded down their street and got picked up by a boat.