My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That will stab you in the head
Whether you're a fag or les'
Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a trans'a'vest'
Pants or dress, hate fags? the answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just hetero phobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum
You'll never get hold of 'em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin' the mail
Get it, checkin' the 'male'?
How many records you expectin' to sell
After your second L.P. sends you directly to jail?
Come on! relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? give me an amen (amen!)
Please lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
I watch TV, and Vomcast cable
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
Duh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't give a fuck, " still won't leave
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal
But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal
But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
And keep goin', I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me
I'm a criminal
An animal caged who tur
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>>139422213
learn you some rhyming
Once upon a midnight dreary
(yeah)
As I sat and pondered wearily
(uh huh)
Over many quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore
(yeah)
Suddenly there came a tapping
(yeah)
As of someone gently rapping
(uh huh)
Rapping against my chamber door.
Tis the wind, I muttered.
(uh huh)
Only this, nothing more.