Stop masturbating.

>>139416978
if god hates me for it then damn me to hell.

>>139417238
Go back to bleddit.

>>139416978
And you know what else, God? I've only done this once before but I don't give a fucking shit.

I don't want to be saved anyway so go fuck yourself. Save the other ones you asshole. I want to die.

>>139418498
Have fun in hell.

>>139418739
Is hell where I don't exist anymore? I won't be there to have fun anymore or not.

>>139418850
You exist.

>>139416978
Fuck off Jesus

>>139418739
How amazingly Christian of you.

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>>139418957
So what? It's fucking endless misery anyway. God should spend his time on something better and let this piece of shit die and never exist again.

>>139416978
Where does it say in the bible masturbating is bad?

>>139419249
Been here since /new/, but thanks for playing Christcuck.

>>139416978
Stop bothering your neighbors second wave kike
Jesus was a rebel who ran a fertility cult and smoked pizza

>>139419368
I haven't read it in ages, but you're wasting your seed, as it were. This is also why the Catholic Church has to say contraception is against God's will: Orgasms should result in babies (hence the meme 'unprotected sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation')

This is also the sole argument agianst gay marriage in the Bible: Gay sex will never result in a baby, thus wasting 'seed.'

>>139419725
Well that's pretty shit, but I guess you deserve reward points for trying to pull all those ideas together.

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>>139419725
Tl;dr, pic related

This thread sucks.

Jesus forgive us our sins now and at the our of hour of our death and have mercy upon everybody. Amen.

>>139416978
No. God's got bigger shit to deal with than some fat guy that donates 5% of his earnings to a food bank during Christmas and also masturbates to the kind of shit you'd find on /d/.

>>139416978
bump
At least stop porn, guys. Porn is the ultimate form of cuckery. You're literally getting off on watching a girl get screwed by a guy that's not you

>>139422104
But I'm into extremely weird shit that doesn't involve sex.

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>>139422462
Me too man, but I'm trying to kick it for the sake of developing the discipline needed to achieve pic related and please Christ-chan

>>139422104
It's not even porn. It's guys who oh shit so much better than cocks or sex or whatever.

>>139416978
Show me a verse where masturbating is a sin.

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>>139416978
Too late, rubbing one out now

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>>139416978
Stop worshipping desert gods.

>>139422881
>getting off to shitskins groping white Christians
T. Abdul al-kebab

>>139423089
>duuur muh stronk pagans
>get wiped out of existence within a few centuries of contact with Christianity
Hmmm...

>>139423089
this, you cucked christian retards

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>>139423240
Look at you now.

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>>139423477
As opposed to these neo-pagan warriors of the Aryan race

>>139423477
thats cause Catholicism is trash

>>139423586
What is that? Some wicca bullshit?

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>>139423806
These sort of people constitute the majority of self-described pagans.

>>139422734
Don't waste seed, have self control, do not lust, and abstain from sexual immorality.

Genesis 38:9, Matthew 5:28, 1 Corinthians 6:9, 1 Corinthians 7:9, Galatians 5:19

>>139423477
That's what happens when you let fucking South Americans run a European religion.

>>139416978
Does anyone actually not masturbate? Isn't that dangerous for your balls?

>>139423968
Jesus hates the way you don't greentext it. Enjoy burning in hell.

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>>139423921
Those are called hippies, anon.

>>139424169
>

"Christian" being synonymous here with "virtuous." I know that isn't good enough for you christcucks though.

>>139416978

Yea well if I stop masturbating I'll have to get a woman. And then my life will be ruined. Again.

>>139424141
It's bad for your prostate if you spill your seed like weekly, and I don't kow anybody who doesn't masturbate sooner than any marriage should happen.

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>>139424173
Indeed, literal hippies played a role in the founding of the most successful neo-pagan "revival" in Iceland. They're constantly tripping over themselves to make sure everyone knows they're anti-racist and pro-LGBT.

Christians, however, are consistently the most right-wing and reactionary demographic all around the west.

>>139416978
no

>>139424141
>Isn't that dangerous for your balls?
'Draining the fluids' every three days or so is the best way to prevent prostate cancer. Not the only way, though, and cancer does it wants to anyway

>>139424173
>Episcopalians
>Christians
Pick one.

>>139424327
*don't spill your seed like weekly
sorry

General idea is you shouldn't be a wanker and should wfie up and make babies.

>>139424549
Good goyim get married, my law firm could use more divorce cases

>>139424623
Marriage happens in a Church, but if you want to sell a prenup insurance contract then give it a shot.

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>>139424408
youre a fucking retard if you believe in science and whatever mainstream news story that pops up telling you masturbation is healthy

>>139416978
So explain to me then how do I deal with wet dreams? I am not consciously controlling it. I can not make it stop when I want to. So is this God doing this to me?

>>139424833
Genuflect. Wish i could have a wet dream.

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>>139424358
There are some weirdos who call themselves pagans, sure. There is no one single paganism, though. Christianity is more purely universalist, whereas quite a few pagans are not.

Christians aren't exactly having many inquisitions or crusades today, either.

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>>139416978

No

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>>139416978
I try, but on day three i get horny as fuck. I'm bisexual, handsome and got a large cock, and get horny only by looking at myself in the mirror. Wat do?

>>139425038
poast pics on /hm/ :3

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>>139424833
maybe our hearts are impure and corrupted

we wouldnt have these dreams if it wasnt in our brains???

doubt god would just show porn to us in our sleep that doesnt make sense

>>139422881
kek

>>139424778
And if you live together and get divorced how do you decide who gets what? Its why common law marriage is a thing.

>>139416978
My wife died nearly 14 months ago and I went into an intense grief period and starting about 2 weeks after I watched porn that looked like her when we met and masturbated until my cock was rubbed raw. I did that for a long time.

I felt it was accelerating my depression but only slowed it down after a few months. I'd heard of nofap but never took it seriously. I tried but I couldn't succeed more than a couple of days at first.

Then I finally started dating. I had a few hook ups with pitifully bad sex ( I started rock hard and got bored and couldn't cum).

Then I gave nofap a try between dates and it's getting better. Also, I'm getting better at not just giving myself up to everyone that wants me. It's gratifying to know I'm still wanted, but I can't get into casual sex though I'm not ready for something more.

I've only jerked it myself once this last month. But I got laid twice. It's still not very good sex.

Sex without love is sad.

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>>139425258
dont ever say "good sex" near me your supposed t o have sex with 1 women who you are married to in your entire life

you dont go on no fap so you can become a fornicator you still deserve 0 respect

>>139416978
Only if Christ-Chan comes to my house, and does laundry and housework.

>>139425207
By these rings I thee do wed through sickness and in health, good times and bad times, 'till death do us part.

If you want to marry by common law then marry by common law, not an Oath before God.

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>>139425117
>tfw you will never see a picture of my 195cm tall body and my 22cm long cock.

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>>139425472
>If you want to marry by common law then marry by common law, not an Oath before God.
You don't get a choice to marry by common law. If you live with an unrelated woman for too long she can divorce you and take half your stuff.

>>139425119
Exactly, it doesn't make sense, that is why I asked. Dreams are very powerful biblically, and God always used them for his purposes. I don't see why God would allow our minds to fantasize at a time when we have no free will to make it stop, or control it.

>>139425664
drop the proxy Clarkson

>>139425719
Yes you do. You can marry by any means you deem appropriate.

If you want to marry by common law then marry by common law. If you want to marry with a sacred oath before God then do that instead. I personally believe a prenup is a good idea either way, and hope it isn't needed int case you might have snagged a hag.

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>>139425918
No.

>>139425442
Do I just become celibate then?

I no longer want sex without love.

If God wants me worshipping him instead of jerking off, why hasn't his all powerful ass come down and ripped my dick off?

>>139426092
That's what Jews are for.

>>139426176
Jews rip people's dicks off?

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>>139425687
christ chan is an abomination a sexual perversion of christianity where sick heathens go to christianity for a girlfriend/wife and not god

kill themselves

>>139426072
you get married or u dont have sex thats the bible

>>139425442
>dont ever say "good sex" near me your supposed t o have sex with 1 women who you are married to in your entire life

I was never unfaithful.

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>>139424833
controlling your dreams is the next step

>>139426324
ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

>>139416978
3 days, 4 days, I've lost count.
Godspeed.

>>139416978
I'm killing myself, anyways, I'll do whatever I want, mom.

>>139416978
how?

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>>139416978
>Stop masturbating.

stop watching people masterbate.

Faggot.

>>139425975
>If you want to marry by common law then marry by common law.
Common law isn't a document or ceremony you retard. If you live with an unrelated woman for a few years to a decade the state considers you married giving the woman you live with the right to half your stuff when she moves out. Unless you want you and your wife to live in different houses the only way out is to leave the US and other countries that use common law.

Seriously, how do i stop masturbating? It takes a couple of days before i start thinking like a black man. I have orgies and rape people in my dreams. Hypnosis?

>>139426504
Have you witnessed such things?

>>139426602
>how
You probably even still have a foreskin

wtf is wrong with you how
cut it off and see how well that works

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>>139416978
But what will I do when I'm bored and horny?

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>>139426618
post that girl all you want just not with the christian cross thats some kind of satanic perversion
good goy christianity is about getting a pure wife at church and then you can disregard god

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>>139416978
I'll fap to that picture just to spite you, you nonexistent ass.

>>139426704
Keep thinking like a fag and a Jew lawyer I guess.

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>>139426332

b-but Christchan is a cute.

>>139426766
Find a hobby. You're fapping out of boredom. I probably fap once a week since I've taken up hiking and fishing.

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>>139426822
Christ-chan represents Christianity on /pol/.

>>139426816
You can always spot a tranny by how mesmerized they are by a camera. It's fucking weird. Real women don't act like that. It's like Narcissus seeing his own reflection.

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>>139427037
why isnt it a man then?

oh its sexual lust and perversion

got it

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>>139426771
Isn't there any other way Mr. Goldstein?

>>139426990
Doing stuff is a great way to combat fapping if you think it's a problem. A week off is easy once you have other things on your mind and then it's like nothing once you realise you haven't even been obsessed about it.

>>139427140
Fuck off, you''re not a real Christian.

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>>139427359
>you''re not a real Christian.

go on

>>139416978
Stop worshiping false idols.

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>>139416978
I'm so sorry Christ-chan, I keep trying to stop but I just keep doing it over and over.

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>>139427589
>Christ-chan

>>139427589
>I'm so sorry Christ-chan
>not apologizing to God himself.

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>>139426962
She's a dirty girl

>>139416978
You are starting to become less rich in info than interracial threads and equally as annoying as interracial threads.
You are clearly making 100 these threads per day because you are paid to do so. I can't imagine anybody being so retarded to constantly push non-political topic every day for years.

I'm a former Christian(Agnostic now). Explain why "Be fruitful and multiply" is something that is good for the human race when nations are beginning to have overpopulation problems and pollution.

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>>139427589
Every time you jerk off, another Muslims refugee enters Europe.

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>>139427140
Because anime. she promotes family values not lewd stuff.

>>139427860
>Caring what god thinks
>Not caring what an electronic file that makes up a 2-D imagine of a religious human female whose appearance matches that of a style of animation that originated in the orient

>>139428157
You said it yourself.