Hello, I'm here for the job interview

>>139414884
Great, and do you know how to run a biofloc reactor rated for a salt content of 33 thousand part per million?

>>139414884
wat the fuck

FUCKIN RACIST

>>139414884
That's obviously done with a marker

>>139415292
Or it's prison tats

He can get a job.

We got assholes with full body tattoos and pink fucking faggot hair

>>139414884
Looks like he had pancreatitis from alcoholism.

Sorry pal, handshake wasn't firm enough

>>139415600
>not true scotsman!

>>139414884
If that guy is white then I'm Aryan as fuck

>>139415513
How much does your employer match your 401k?

>>139414884
>go through interview process
>"All right we'll consider you and let you know soon if you have the job"
>never call him because he looks like a degenerate criminal and will drive people away from the company

>>139414884
>mistfits tattoo
Pleb taste/10 would not hire

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>>139414884

Skin head with hair.

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>>139414884

Great, we start at 8am daily, and you're expected to cook at least 1 batch of meth per shift. You get a 5% bonus for every additional batch, and if we catch you stealing we'll cut off your dick and feed it to you. Seriously. We did it to the guy you're replacing."

>>139415103
Yes

>>139415911
>>139415911
god I want to fuck Pepe and hear him REEEEEEEEE

Congratulations sir you got the job! We only hire whites convicted of hate crimes

I hate these stupid fucking, "Hello, I'm here for the job" threads they're not even funny, literally just stupid

>>139415103
pool boy

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>>139414884
Oh yes, you must be here for the City Sweeper 1 entry level position? Hmm, you certainly look the part but do you really have what it takes to slay nigs by the thousand just like Benny G and MacTonight? Do you have what it takes to keep the ovens that power MoonCentral stoked with Yiddish fuel 24/7?

If so, welcome aboard. Welcome... to the Moon KKKrew.

Welcome aboard!

>>139416093
>>139416293
>>139416433
I love you my sexy white Americans

>>139414884
You're hired!
You'll be paid nothing, congratulations on your new job.. Mod of /pol/

>>139416648
If people like him were mods of /pol/ things would look very different to what they do now.

>>139414884
>Eric Clanton in 12 years.

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>>139414884
Hired! Here's your living wage of $15 per hour.

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>>139414884

You're hired.

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>>139416971
Are you seriously gonna give me that look like "da mods are nazis".

Bullshit, the mods are cucks. If nazis were mods lefty/pol/ wouldn't be allowed to exist, for one. In fact neither would Trump general because even though everyone is convinced he's hitler, actual nazis dislike Trump because he's "a kikelover".

Please, lurk a bit more before you give me such a look.

>>139415570
More like hep from dirty prison needle.

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