/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: RESERVOIR WATERSHED

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>>139408126

>>139408126
You're doing good work lad

annual nigger culling

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So what would actually happen if Addicks overflows?

>>139408126
Christ, WHEN DOES IT FUCKING END

>>139408126

GloomTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgn0WsOv4o

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>>139408126

What kind of mom just like loses her kid during a storm?

>>139408378
at least another day of heavy rain

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Press "P" too poo on pajeet price gougers.

>>139408378
In 2/3 days barring an amazing disaster.

>>139408450
It's coming down all over me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6BesY5Doec

>>139408417
One that doesn't want her kid. How convenient a 20+ pound noisemaker clad in neon pink disappeared.

>>139408474
Isn't that illegal?

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>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up

Get the stick

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I have a feeling that the elevation level stops updating at 105, where as other sensors are still functional.
So we need to go by the storage level from now on, not by the elevation.
And water is still flowing in at a steady pace.
So instead of this site
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
Use
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-28

>>139408690
why would it be? supply and demand mate

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Make sure to put on your wetsuits!

>>139408690
Incredibly illegal. Does pajeet care? No.

>>139408698
updated link with end date of 8-29-17

https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

Just hearing how bad addicks is. I'm in Bear Creek without a way to evacuate (no car/no friends with cars) how bad is this they say they are flooding our neighborhood.

>>139408698
Somebody a couple threads back said it stopped updating because the sensor broke off.

>>139408417
wrapped in heavy clothing to weigh her down

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http://www.nola.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2017/08/members_of_cajun_navy_resuscit.html

>Joshua Lincoln of Madisonville, Ricky Berrigan of Lacombe and Donnie Davenport of Pearl River were motoring their flatboat northeast of Houston when they came across 73-year-old Wilma Ellis, floating face down.
>"I thought it was a trash bag," Lincoln said. "She was wearing a black shirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRicLBTs-iM&t=1m53s

>>139408884
Nigga bear creek floods if it fucking rains for like 2min

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>>139408274
This.

Question, do you think property taxes will rise or fall after the event? What's the county's and state's best way of funding?
http://www.tax-rates.org/texas/harris_county_property_tax

>>139408126

>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
kek, black guy literally has cockroaches crawling out of him.

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Does anyone have those old infographs about prepping, if you had thirty minutes to leave your home and leave everything behind?

>>139408902

sensor broke off, hit max capacity, electrical failure.

can be anything

>>139408474
They did that shit in Ohio during 9/11 and got into trouble for price gouging.
Gas prices are a scam anyhow. Like when the price jumps up on tuesdays and falls again by 20 or 30 cents. Having never left the tank in the ground. How do they get away with that shit?

>>139408718
Not in Texas.

>>139408884
i'm also in bear creek

it's not that bad, i mean it's raining but it's not flooding horribly

your neighborhood may vary

can't you look outside the window?

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Addicks Dam

https://www.windy.com/29.791/-95.624?rain,29.248,-95.625,8,m:euOadvM

Most recent instantaneous value: 105.08

>>139408980
>"I thought it was a trash bag,"
>it
top kek

Is Carlos going to stream again?

>>139408884
You'll probably get water in your house unfortnately (depending on how close you are to the reservoir and creeks). A couple inches at most acfording to officials but it'll be there fpr days as they continue to release water.

I have family ane friends near by in Williamsburg area of Katy. Luckily all dry

>>139409095
If you can sell at such a high price in a disaster region, that region is going to be absolutely flooded with people hauling in supplies to sell them.
Net result: people have more supplies

>>139409184
think he said he was done for the day

>>139408690
Yes

>"During declared disasters, state law prohibits businesses from charging exorbitant prices for necessities such as gas, food, drinking water, clothing and lodging," Attorney General Paxton said. "Texans affected by Hurricane Harvey should take steps to protect themselves and report any alleged price gouging or scam contractors to the Office of the Attorney General."
>http://www.fox4news.com/news/276593088-story

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>the storm is gonna dodge Conroe, Woodlands, Spring, Katy, and Cinco Ranch, but is gonna still hit Sunnyside, Southeast, the wards, Pasadena, and Louisiana

BASED HARVEY

Source: http://www.khou.com/weather/hurricane-central

On a scale of 1-ITHAPPENING!!

1. How bad will the flood get
2. How much more rain
3. Dams?

>>139408417
covering her ass for when they find her drowned corpse

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Houston has literally become Hydrocity Zone Act 2. Obligatory music link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2Szt0g1nY

>>139409342
Holy shit.

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>>139408698
>So we need to go by the storage level from now on, not by the elevation.

We can still go by elevation.
In the second link you posted, the water level is still updating.
It's at 105.45 now.

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NW Houston area anon here wish i could do something to help.. went to the store to get supplies to donate but they were closed )^:

>>139409342
I wonder how well google maps on my phone work in these conditions?

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>>139409020
>danger
>water rising

>>139408417
>how to get rid of your kid, 203 course level

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>>139409342
>>139409379
That's definitely something.

>>139408417

She abandoned that baby and is playing the victim.
I know we're on /pol/ and fuck niggers, but that baby doesnt deserve that, jesus christ..

>>139409536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge6hqMK4iXc Unironically Sonic's new game zone is fitting here.

>>139408126
thanks for baking this bread

>>139409333
I'm in Huntsville right now, and we've just had about 3 days of comfy sleepy rain. Been nice desu

>>139409601
>>139409601
Better than growing up with a nog mother

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>we're from Germany and France
>you have a cockroach on your head
>yes it's a cockroach haha

fucking pottery

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cypress creek flooding

>>139409519
Dollar General sells very cheap priced water. I'm sure water (oddly enough during a flood) is scarce.

>>139409682
kek

>>139409718
Where exactly is that? I live in Devonshire off of Cypresswood.

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Water comin' in at 10 miles an' hour

lel

>>139409572
whaaaaaaaat

>>139409448

you linked the wrong act...

battery at 81% when it hits 100% ill put up my shit tier stream again, We can play with guns or something. im so fucking bored right now it hurts.

>>139409978
Fixed here
>>139409628

>>139410025
find and shoot Carlos.

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>>139409333
Models
it's going into Sabine pass as strong cat 1 or weak cat 2. I think nhc is wrong saying it won't strengthen.

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>ywn go canoodling in your living room

>>139410128
did Carlos abandon you?

>>139410128

wasnt his name hose a. ?

ADDICKS: 16 HRS UNTIL MAX CAPACITY
BARKER: 27 HOURS UNTIL MAX CAPACITY
assuming inflow rates remain at same level as they have since 5 CST today.

http://weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0

Still dry and have electricity, flooding hasn't become dangerous over here yet but staying frosty

>2 medium sized non retarded dawgz
>own guns
>still have beer
>still mostly comfy

>>139410262
*which i am sure they won't, but an interesting timeline nonetheless

>>139410262
Fuggg Addicks is now 159600, just updated

>>139410209
I love my city

>>139410253
Said he is done will post with trip code if he comes back.

>>139410161

Let's hope for a Cat 2, it can do some nasty damage with a direct hit

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>>139410209
The more I see people doing this shit in flood waters the more I wonder if they realize what is IN that water... (Shit and piss, all sorts of parasites, etc.)

>>139410291
Are you me?

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>>139409628

ooohhh this music....

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>>139410253
>>139410255
>white hispanic

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>>139410209

Well, at least they won't starve lol

so how many homes are flooded?

>>139410454
UMA

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>>139410161
Either way, the clean side of the storm still stalls over the crime infested Southside and sunnyside of houston while also pounding Louisiana.

btw anyone heard or got a link to carlos at Addicks?

>>139409528
Fine but I'd plastic bag the phone unless it's already in a good case, and probably even then.

Waze is best for traffic though.

>>139409875
Champion forest dr in between redchurch dr and landau park ln

>>139410454
Wish carlos would have streamed his boipuccy spread in nature. I'd investig8 with my periscope m8

>>139410389
We in SETX are already under water. If it rains much more it will be fucking awful.

Hey Addickes fags, I also live here near Bear Creek park and I always heard this legend of a small town that used to reside here that got completely wiped out by a flood sometime in the 19th century

Is this true? Do you think it could happen again?

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>>139410410
>(Shit and piss, all sorts of parasites, etc.)
Then many fit right in.

Have a solidarity swan from our 2013 Elbe flood.

>>139410658
just swim

>>139410527
probably 1/2 of the Texas gulf coast at this point.

>>139410658

might be, if the dams dont hold

>>139410291
are you me?

except i only have one real dog, one gay dog that my wife wanted

> my dog = German Shepard/Boxer hybrid
> wife dog = malteese/poodle mix

too bad my dog is still a pup

>>139410687
that swan looks delicious

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>Addicks up to 105.5 feet

TWO
MORE
FEET

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>the belly of the dragon will drip water

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Is this fake news?

>>139410791
Neat.

wewlads
Now the street outside my house are starting to flood.

>>139410541
I will get the shit side, had tornados all day yesterday and today. Thankfully they are hitting low pop areas but one was 5 miles from me.my house is over 100 years old never flooded but still makes for a mess getting around.

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>>139410912
T H I C C

Im not sure about Google maps. I'd trust Waze or Transtar. Used to work for TXDOT during these floods, I'd have to close roads and highways and we had to call our office constantly to update them on which areas were flooded so that transtar could update the map where they dont have cameras, so Transtar is trustworthy.

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>>139410934

>>139410870
>TWO
>MORE
>FEET

until what? top of the spillway?

>>139410934
It's real.

>>139410851
UMA DELICIA

>>139410934
The only place I've seen it is on Twatter and faceberg screenshots, so I'd say it probably is

>>139410934
No Cajun Navy/etc have already reported being fired upon

>>139410870

come on, let the water rise and the dam break.
let the great flood happen

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>>139410639
Stay dry namefag
All the damn highways are underwater where im at so we might have to sit this one out for a long time

>mfw 288 and the beltway are atlantis tier right now

>>139410934

shooting holes in boats. smart

>>139410791
>German Shepard/Boxer hybrid

Love Boxers, had them all my life/ Too bad about the cancer bit though... Jewish Grandmother's German Shepard tried to rip off my arm when I was 4.. Took a long time to learn to like them.

You have a pic of you pup?

>>139410934
No, can confirm people are headed back home with boats. "People" are trying to rob them.

>>139411067
pls halp moses

>>139410934
Nope it's legit.

REMINDER THAT IF THE DAMS FAIL OR BREACH IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY THEY WILL PREFORM A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION TO DIVERT WATER AWAY FROM FROM DOWNTOWN

t. Former Army corps

>>139409682
No one from texas or in texas knows what "pottery" means you dumb cunt

Speak proper fucking english

>>139411054
MSM isn't going to pick it up but the Cajun Navy account already said it happened

>>139411006

if you don't see traffic data in google maps. it likely means it is impassable.

>>139411156
>being this new

>>139411135
>not performing a controlled demolition to divert it TOWARDS downtown
lame

La porte here. We are under shelter in place orders because of hydrofluoric spill at Valero refinery

>>139410964

Uh-oh! have you got a plan setup?

Do you have supplies?

Also when will this madness end lads? What have the expert said?

>>139411156

its poetry bastardized you fucking newfag

>>139411246
Faggy

>>139411175
It wouldn't shock me, I just haven't seen it anywhere but capped here and in hysterical reddit posts on /r/houston

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http://col.st/iGE3a

GOES 16 visible loop just before sundown. Harvey's recharging.

>>139411246
th...thanks..?

>>139411032
108 is max capacity for the spillway so technically 2.5 feet.

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>>139411246

>lights are still on

>>139411246
Dipshits

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>>139411276
He said that we could have prevented this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>139411246
#powerful

>>139410410
Necrotizing fasciatis ( flesh eating bacteria )broke out after Katrina

>>139411135
There is no time for that unfortunately.

Controlled demolition only applies in case of dam being damaged beforehand, this is bible tier flood.

Water will go in all ways, there is no controlling it.

>>139411246

meaning everybody in ny who will go outside gets mugged

>>139411246
Problem solved.

>>139410791
I have one indescribable mutt pit thing
One boxer

Boxer is mine and is a gewd boy
The other one is my wife's and smells like cheese kek

>>139411246
>solidarity
if you wanna do solidarity why not like flood the building or something?

>>139411135
oh so kinda like with WTC 7?

>>139411249
We live in a two story home, still have electricity and we have supplies. There's no water inside the house yet I hope it doesn't escalate further than that.

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>>139410934
100% real

>>139411074
It was about a month until things started to get back to normal after rita/ike with no where near the amount of flooding. Id say at least double that for this mess.

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WE WUZ SAILORS AN SHEEEET

in all seriousness pol needs to try get these cajun dudes rescuing cunts into the MSM

>>139411246
That's helping. Such wonderful people.

>>139411246
I bet Trump tower is still lit. Fucking bigot.

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>>139411078
here he is

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>>139411386
hopefully it was engineered better than oroville. but who am i kidding

>>139411135
>if dams fail they will blow them up
wat?

>>139411544
Jesus. Thanks to all the other posters too, I was genuinely curious. Awful to hear about stuff like that happening on top of everything else.

>>139411540
Based matress firm.

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>>139411246
but half the lights are on

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Sustained heavy rain moving into houston soon

>>139411662
>to divert water away from downtown

Are you blind? He gave you an explanation already.

>>139411576
guarantee thats a pub regular
drunks are degenerate

>>139411600

NEWSFLASH:

REFUGEES WASHING UP IN HOUSTON ALL THE WAY FROM AFRICA!

>>139411544
Fuck this shit. Jesus fucking hell god damn I am so fucking mad right now.

I hope that at some point in their miserable fucknig lives they have a come to Jesus and have to live with the fact that their fucking retardation probably cost people their lives by virtue of them not being able to be out anymore

>>139411246
#notallhurricanes

>>139411544
Louisiana Cajun Navy needs Texas Redneck Army protection.

>>139411156

There used to be a time when people would be ashamed to be such giant newfags such as yourself

I hope you stop posting for a while and lurk before making an ass out of yourself again

>>139411725
I was looking for the empire state building thinking "wtf are they talking about i dont see a dark building here"

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WE RIVER CITY NOW

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Daaaaamn

>>139411642
I would cuddle the shit out of your pupper.

>>139411642

stay strong pupper

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>>139411738
Dam's gonna pop

>>139411021
Good idea.... if you want to get shot.

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>>139410912

>>139411964
thats not a lot

>>139411386
USGS says addicks is 117.5.

>>139411389
"haha we stand with you in solidarity which actually is just us feeling good about being good people but actually we can't force all employees on each floor to turn off their lights so we half assed it haha"

>>139411419
>>139411540
These are damn good comparison shots. Fucking crazy how deep things got.

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>tfw when you are being a good pupper but harvey won't stop beating you

>>139411849
How can you be shocked or mad? This is exactly what was going to happen. Nigger need to nig.

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>>139411642
Cute pupper! Looks like my neighbor's doug.

>>139411965
>>139411983
These are a about a month old. I am about to bathe him (he has been outside playing for the last half hour)

Ill take a newer pic and post it in HFG

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>>139409475
We 105.51 now.

they keep telling me to evacuate BUT IM NOT LEAVING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139411930
has piracy started?

>>139412125

seeing all those puppers makes me emo ffs

>>139411419
>>139411337
watafuck man

>>139411849
Don't worry, retribution comes fast in this case.
The looters are obviously nigs, so they can't swim.
And I wager they're in places where you can only get by boat, hence the rescue boats.
If and when the flood waters rise couple of ft, they're stranded and as good as dead.
Because no rescue boat is going to a place where they just got shot at.

>>139412212
yes.

>>139411642
Precious pupper!

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>>139412125
>>139411901

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>>139409448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7al41LVYog

>>139411930
Is USS Autism safe?

>>139412065
For reference, this is 61.9 feet
https://youtu.be/gfPNmYH2PPw

>>139412209

have fun dying anon..

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>water won't go down for a week at least

Press F for Houston

>>139411930

Fallout
New Venice!

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>>139411901
This thread is losing its comfiness

>>139411580
I wonder if the city will be completely cut off to where the shelters will need supplies by boat. No truck is gonna risk running into all this shitwater

>>139412347
Still overcalculating their route.

>>139412200
At what level does the party start?

>>139411930
>rosenberg
oy vey

>>139412209
F

>>139412339
pepeposideon - the rare greek egyptian god

>>139412347
Yes! Any word on this guy? Also looking for an update on van anon.

>>139411901
SAVE THE DOGGOS

SAVE THE DOGGOS

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWuWhVBk9r/?taken-by=dallasdogrrr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWuWhVBk9r/?taken-by=dallasdogrrr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWuWhVBk9r/?taken-by=dallasdogrrr

SAVE THE DOGGOS

SAVE THE DOGGOS

SAVE THE DOGGOS

>>139412209
Why not?

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>>139412254
there are probably dozens of puppers just clinging to life hoping someone sees them

Houston fags should all check their property for stay puppers.

I don't know. I guess reading all these articles (I usually read them for the giggles) about how white people are the fucking devil (One article about how if you ask a black person how you can help you are essentially as bad as the KKK)

Then I see shit like this and remember that IF it gets any coverage from the same people it will be downplayed/twisted to make it seem like the shooters were in the right

>>139412262
I mean thats great, but what about the family 3 doors down who are actually decent people and didn't evacuate because they have no where to go/trusted the mayor. Now they may die because some fucking piece of shit.

>>139412076
where does it say that?

We water world now

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Have you guys ever eaten at Whataburger? Is it any good?

>>139412427
topkek

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>>139412254

>>139411849
They're niggers, they're not able to connect the dots that they are being a burden. They're minds just aren't there. If anything they are only able to think enough to rationalize that what they are doing makes them the good guys.

>>139412429
108

>>139412557
its better than other fast food resturants imo

>>139412489
He's fine. Posted a couple hours ago.

>>139412429
107.5 for the spillway to get rekt and 108 for it's oger

>>139412507
>what about the family 3 doors down who are actually decent people
What about them?

>>139412557
All the time. It beats the pants off any other fast food burger chain by a country mile.

>>139412507
for >>139412129

Like this is a catastrophic disaster fuck man I donno I guess I have too much empathy left

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My parents house (which is also my childhood home) is on that list. Got texted pic related earlier today.
Im 2 1/2 hours away and it kills me I'm not there to help

>>139412557
It's Texas' gift to the world.

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Last update for anyone in Jefferson/Orange counties a lot of flooding has good down so far, but theres still places in Port Arthur and Groves. Also coming off the rainbow bridge has tons of water on the road right now.
I can't evacuate and i'm in a flood prone area so if its only 1/3 as bad as it was in Houston i'm shit outta luck. Best of luck to yall

>>139412557
I bet a lot of people are eating waterburger right now

>>139412125
STAY SAFE DOGGO

>>139412557
like 1x a week; its good, wide burgers.

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>>139411544
source? not seeing it on their kikebook

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Tonight...

The feeding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qUiytLYRc&t=1s

>160100 Acre/Feet

>>139411479
kek

Guy on stream just BTFO of new orleans niggers

>>139412557
It's pretty good. They give ya gravy with their tendies.

>>139412607

never too early to start a party, let the damn dam break

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>>139412557

>>139412557
its fucking great but will make you fat as fuck easily. Theres a stupendous amount of calories in every delicious burger they make

>>139412709
k e k
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>>139411832
kek

Will there be roof asians in bellaire

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>>139408126
Anybody from Fort bend here?

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>>139412491
>>139412497

EVERYONE CHECK FOR PUPPERS OUTSIDE

Did channel 13 just call that black baby a doggo?

hahahha

>>139412262
Also, they're expending all their energy carrying their now broken electronics back to their shitty ghetto house. Best case scenario, they have too much pride to ask for help, worst case scenario they tie up rescue services after realizing they fucked up.

>>139412347
Still waiting on an update from USS Autism and Van bro.

so, what's a realistic number for the death toll when all is said and done?

>>139411246
BRAVE. Don't worry Houston, New York is turning off their Empire State Building lights, kind of, to help you out.

>>139412799

numbers confirm

>>139412709
some anon posted a picture of the drive-in at McD, long fucking line

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>>139412429
108 and it happens.

>>139412879
roof Koreans, newfriend

>>139412907
Im 5 seconds from taking off work and driving all the way to texas to rescue dogs with my truck.

>>139410934
I"m certain that a lot of these attacks have to do with which neighborhoods the rescue crews are working. Certain neighborhoods rescue operations will go off without a hitch. But other hoods....um.....not so much.

>>139412557
Fresh beef, Great, pleasantly greasy burgerstand flavor. Better than any of the Major chains by a mile, and beats out 5 guys (in my opinion). A bit pricier but well-worth it. I recommend the Monterey Melt. Two patties, cheesy af sauteed peppers and onions and some kinda sauce. Shit's good Desu.

>>139412917
few hundred

>>139412557
Great food. I wish i could go right now now that you've posted it but I'm currently pissing out everything I've eaten recently through my ass.

>>139410541
>btw anyone heard or got a link to carlos at Addicks?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl

>>139412917
I'd bet 15-20

Did that Jeff guy you all were talking about days ago make it out okay?

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>>139412902

standing by

>>139412960
You mean the float-in?

Fuck, alright Im going to tell you sad fucks how it is

The waters WILL crest the spillway and SOON

No one is sure if they can even close the floodgates

Piping and erosion has begun at both locations

There is currently a fight going on over what to do

Some want to blow it, some say it's up to god

Notice the walls going up? The flyers? The media blackout?

Don't say I didn't warn you

>>139412993
Please don't come here and drive around.

>>139412993
you're a fucking legend

>>139412993
DOGGO IN DISTRESS
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWuWhVBk9r/?taken-by=dallasdogrrr

>>139412902
Right here nigga, we left my house a few hours ago for my uncle's which should be fine. Our neighbors seemed doubtful of flood potential even with a creek behind us and weren't leaving, but fuck that, I got the gaming PC the hell out of there, alongside myself and the dog.

>>139412984
Thanks.

>>139412990
Koreans aren't the only asians here in Houston retard. Especially in the bellaire area

>>139413034
Stay safe anon

>>139411240
Link?

>>139413101
happening

>>139412993
Good luck getting into the city.

>>139410596
Do Hurricanes happen in gayland? Does it rain AIDS?

>>139412497
We have a cat under our house that recently lost it's mom, but it's too afraid to come near humans. What can you do? Strays gonna stray.

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>buy water bottles with welfare money
>dump them all into flooding areas

>>139412902
Yeah I'm in sugar land, dry right now but fucking terrified about the river coming. I don't know if I should try to get the fuck out tomorrow morning, I already left my house in the mandatory evacuation zone but the place I'm at now is still under voluntary evacuation.

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>>139413101

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>>139413081
yes, yes i do

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WE ARE SAVED
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/08/28/anheuser-busch-brewery-pauses-beer-production-to-can-emergency-drinking-water.html

I've actually had this shit before and it tastes like fucking pond water. Like I gagged at every sip. All of it tasted that way. I'd rather drink the sewage mud runoff

Lots of conflicting reports out there. Addicks is above 105. Will probably try and Eva tomorrow, otherwise tonight is my last night.

Top bantz from that cheeky Australian cunt.

I'll stream later tonight if things go south, can't make any promises.

Biblical is appropriate to the flood.

>>139413317
Just think about how miserable it's going to be when the sun comes out and it's 95 degrees again. It will take your mind off of flooding.

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>>139413067
Man we got lucky we have electricity and everything the corner store is even open.

>>139413101

Proof of inside knowledge. Upload recording of arguing or some kind of photo / video evidence

Otherwise fuck off with your RP faggotry

@digger_nick on parascope going up in like 30 secs. come hang out, ill show you my doggos,

>>139413256
thanks for the (you) going fucking crazy here over the flood.
And its a big fag hurricane, lotsa cocksa.
I'll switch flags next bread and stop fagging it up

>>139413371
So it tastes like Bud light?

>>139413065
he's still there, he updated this morning on periscope

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski

>>139413139
>and the dog
good man.

>>139413371
So the same as their beer basically.

>>139413287
it would be easier to just throw rocks and other debris from high areas into the water

>>139413287
devilish

>>139412917
69lmoa

>>139411849
>Fuck this shit. Jesus fucking hell god damn I am so fucking mad right now.

I'm not. Anyone who could physically leave but refused deserves to drown for being stupid. All the niggers deserve to drown for being black.

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>>139412557
>away from texas for 3 months
>come back
>decide to get some whataburger
>they don't serve the A1 thick'n'hearty anymore

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GUYS THEY TOOK DOWN GAGE PAGE
WEST HOUSTON IS FUUUUUCCKKKED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>139412557
UMA

I'm watching these news and I'm in all seriousness convinced that only 5% of the people trapped are white.
And they're either old people or single mothers in that case.
Everyone else is some form of a shitskin and apparently there's a retarded amount of people still trapped there.
Did all of the whites just self evacuate in time or are most of these floods happening in areas that are 99% non-white?

>>139413462
>>139413476
I'd actually rather drink their beer thats been sitting under a porch for 6 weeks

I can't describe how awful it tasted. There aren't words

>>139413371
kek is it really that bad

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139413562
>>139413562
>>139413562
>>139413562

>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

> 105.63

Getting closer

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>>139413371
>drinking water out of a can

>>139413493
Really it'd just take a shovel and ten minutes to breach a spillway on one of those reservoirs.

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>>139412200
and it keep son rising
>105.63

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>>139413139
Coward

>>139412700
>yall
we get it, your illiterate.

>>139412917
This type of shit only kills really old infirm people, fat people, idiots, and babies.

Normal people can easily survive in these conditions. Just swim lmao