/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: RESERVIOR WATCH

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>>139403643
Fresh OC

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Should I get mario kart 8 deluxe brehs?

I missed Carlos' face. : (

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>>139403721
NEVER FORGET THAT SLY COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Barker Dam slow and steady
Which will cover George Bush Park first?

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>>139403643
Will Carlos livestream his house becoming a pool?

It's getting bad. . .

>>139403643
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER

>>139403721
>Abbott standing up

it's gaining strength. by midnight local time it will be hurricane strength again.

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Carlos has revealed himself to be a gigantic faggot. Not surprising, considering where we are.

>>139403643
Key thing to remember is elevation isn't important, the total storage is.

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Now under 95% and power loss sprawling all over the place.
Surprisingly many people still have power though, but this is the lowest it's been so far.

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>>139403838

Can any Kingwood bros update me on my former stomping grounds?

How many left in Houston are even white?

>>139403798
I've been enjoying it

tell me about carlos, why does he wear the parka?

Carlos confirmed virgin
>Always looks down
>Won't talk to girls

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Everyone give Harvey your energy. He's trying to power up again!

>TFW 90 percent of the people on /pol/ are too new to know teh rei

>>139403993
because NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR MEMES VOTE MCVEY MY EXPENSIVE PARKA IS FUCKED

>>139403987
carlos!!!

>>139404060
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>139404060
HARVEY TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY!!!!!

>>139404060
O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/O/

>>139404094
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>139404060
>>139404122
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>139404060
ENERGY!

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>reservoir levels haven't updated in an hour and a half

What's going on here?

>>139404060
take my energy harvey

>>139404045
The virgin hurricane reporter

>>139404063
Who?

>>139403963
My power went out this morning and I bet we won't get it back until Wednesday at the earliest since that's probably when the roads will be navigable again for them to repair it

Traps are gay. You heard it here.

Carlos confirms traps are gay.

>>139404060
>Energy goes where attention flows.

traps confirmed gay

carlos is my boi

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>>139403371
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>>139402667
>>139402270
>>139402154
>>139402029
>>139401250
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>>139400747
>>139400897
PAPPADEAUX SEAFOOD MEETUP IS A GO

DATE YET NOT DETERMINED
CONTACT AT [email protected] TO GET IN ON THIS

>>139404171
its happening

Check em

Carlos confirmed: Traps are gay!

>>139403963
Mine keeps going off for 2-3 minutes at a time and then coming back on.

>Did anyone put a swastika in the eye of the hurricane yet?

If not, someone plz shoop for a bro?

>>139404223
>>139404234
Finally a definate answer.

Tell him to say "mucho gusto puto" to that guy.

>>139404314
it's implied

Doing some math...

Current storage 156,300
Capacity is 201,000

44,700 of storage remains.

Filling at 3100 acre feet a hour

14.5 hours before spillway happens.

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>>139404060
YOU CAN DO IT HARVEY!

>>139403643
JESUS does NOT love you !keep praying!!!

going to have nightmares about those damn toenails, carlos

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>Reservior levels haven't been updated for an hour and a half

What's going on?

>>139404373
>acre feet a hour

Fucking americans and their medieval units.

>when carlos calls me gay for being a trap
I just want a qt Texan bf to cuddle and suck his dick by candlelight during the storm

f carlos

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>Meyerland, west Houston, and Kingwood are main areas for HFD rescues

Gonna be uploading pics from our local news websites

>>139404511
gay asf

>>139404489
aye

>>139404373
that is assuming it stays at this rate. it could accelerate.

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>>139404171

an alligator ate the sensors

>>139404511
Carlos is a man's man. And he only fucks man's ass. He doesn't want no boi pussy.

>acre feet

He was a hero.

>>139404560
There's nothing gay about another man asserting his dominance to cuddle the fuck out of me!

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>>139404511

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This is Carlos's house, in case anybody was curious.

How quaint.

>>139403643
How come Addicks anon isn't livestreaming or taking pictures of himself rowing his boat?

>>139404063
benis

That was a fun little outing with Hose A. We should do this again some time.

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>>139404511

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>>139404276
Thanks for organizing. If I know I can make it soonish, I'll let you know.

>>139404630
*was

>>139404063

-04 oldfag here..I remember.

>>139404296
Makes sense, since that map keeps on jumping up and down pretty radically with the numbers.
But the trend has taken a turn down and the grid is taking a beating.

>>139404487
Water probably reached the sensors and shorted them out.
Or a nigger stole them.
RIP.

>>139404602
Yes, it's an acre of land area, multiplied by a foot of water elevation. Very convenient unit of water volume given this situation

>>139404555

>lake jackson
"points down"
kek

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>>139403643
this is like trying to round up animals from the zoo
you have monkeys on roofs waiting for their zookepers to rescue them, monkeys stealing shit from shops and monkeys attacking cunts trying to rescue them.
A triumphant day for BLM, Antifa and minority advocates

>>139404630
That little thing looks like a shed.

>>139404489
FYI - 1 Acre feet = 1233.48 Cubic Meters

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>>139404627
>>139404587

>>139404487
Meter probably broke off. I'm packing up my truck now and heading back to Utah to stay my wife's family. I flew them into Salt Lake before Harvey even made landfall.

>>139404630
The garage is bigger than the house, wtf?

>>139404717
A grown man doesn't need to validate himself to others, anon. Sit back down.

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>>139404063
ZOMG TEH REI?!?!1

>>139404586
F for Carlos he'll never see the chheezburger alligator coming

GOYS
I NEED EVERYTHINg YOU GOT CONCERNING THE SAN JACINTO RIVER WATER LEVELS
MAJOR HAPPENING COULD BE AFOOT

>>139404587
This, have you seen those hairless legs? He probably busts and dusts before fuckboi's even realize he's gone.

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>>139404489
it's code for whenever we're invaded

>this nigger mayor talking about full sized women in the middle of catastrophe press conference
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmmm

>>139404573
Aye, the rate will vary as water flows in.

>>139404626
it's gay by very definition

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>>139404511
Texan here you know the rules

>>139404630
looks comfy

>>139404276
I want to go as well, I'm in Tennessee

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>>139404630
> This WAS Carlos's house

ftfy

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>>139404630
kys faggot

Mayor is going down

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>>139404730
good eye

These portrait pictures make me madder than the storm

>>139404602
use metric
americans freak
use Acre feet
Euros freak

I use acre feet since that is what the data is in, and I don't want to add a step and multiply everything by 1233.48

>>139403643
GUYS MY PARENTS ARE IN HOUSTON AND I'M PLANNING ON FLYING INTO DALLAS AND GOING TO HOUSTON FROM THERE, HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO THE CITY???

>>139404587
Carlos is a gigantic fucking faggot
>muh walmart vans are ruined
>muh leather parker is ruined
>It's chaos out here, there's at least an inch of water on the road
>It's the mayors fault
>weather maps are hard to read man fuck you
>make sure to share guize lets get a million likes
>this is really scary guize oh shit oh shit
mans man? just another gibsmedat

>>139404276
>tfw I was the one who originally suggested it
Ca-can creekfag be famous now?
Also we need to decide a location. Here's the list w/ map.
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS724US724&tbm=lcl&q=pappadeaux&oq=pappadeaux&gs_l=psy-ab.3...0.0.0.97684.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1..64.psy-ab..0.0.0.E2GxAkWS3rs#rlfi=hd:;si:;mv:!1m3!1d303175.9874943518!2d-95.40598399999999!3d29.913802049999997!2m3!1f0!2f0!3f0!3m2!1i154!2i263!4f13.1;tbs:lrf:!2m1!1e3!3sIAE,lf:1,lf_ui:4

>>139405049
Y'have a jetski?

>>139404927
Do any exes live in Texas?

>>139405049
by boat or heli rofl

>>139405049
by boat

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Carlos is fake news. Bushes still visible.

>>139405046
Using Liters in this situation is retarded. It's way less intuitive.

Using Acre-feet, you know what an acre is, and you know what a foot is. Very easy to visualize. If the reservoir is 1000 acres, you know 1000 acre-feet will raise the water level by 1 foot

>>139405049
you don't, just wait it out

>>139405050
>It's the mayors fault
he not wrong

THE PEOPLE OF TEXAS ARE LOSING THEIR HOMES, LIVELIHOODS, AND THEIR LIVES

AND YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE! YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

>>139405192
meant to say were still visible

>>139405050
>lives next to reservoir
>doesn't know where spillway is
>drowns in storm because of his "stuff"

Still glad we knew u Carlos

>>139404066
Carlos is a spic

Can I please get some cool before/after pictures? Maybe stuff like that .gif that shows before/after too?

>>139404823

thats just the water main

>>139405192
fuuuuuuck

>>139405049
Periscope your undersea adventures please

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>>139404060
GO HARVEY!!!

>>139405141
All of mine do.

>>139405246
i hate america

>>139405246
we care but enjoy happenings. are you new?

>>139405050
He has done more for us than most here. Be a bit less of a fag now.

>>139405246
WELCOME TO /POL/ BITCH

>>139405295
was that taken yesterday?

The flood waters have gone down significantly since then

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>>139405246
>AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

>>139405246
Chill nigga it's just some water

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>>139404630
And this is Carlos

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>>139405261

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>>139405246
>newfag

>>139405246

We warned about the looters though.

>>139405050
He can't be older than 18/19, cut the guy some slack. He's probably about to lose everything to the biggest happening of his entire life.

>>139405137
If several thousand antifa simultaneously punch off the beach towards the Gulf of Mexico, will this vile nazi hurricane end???

>>139405246
big if true

>>139405226
>cant read a weather map
>but expert on geology
not everyone can read a weather map bro! that shit takes a while!
people like this are called statistics

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>>139404927
Send your contacts, and when it happens get your ass down here. We're gonna focus on scheduling for the Houstonfags first and foremost, so you have to work around our schedule.

>>139405246
>Trying to document and get as much information out as possible is disrespectful.

I really do hope you burn and not drown

>>139405049

Take out a map and map it out. Highways are a no go. You'd have to come down I-35 till it becomes 45, probably take 99 west if you're going nw/west/sw. If going ne/east/se, you're fucked. Have family in the woodlands and spring and water is rising there.

SOMEONE START GATHERING FOOTAGE AND PICS OF HARVEY'S FLOODING DAMAGE, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>>139405447
Hose A.

>>139405209
Technically I would be converting to cubic meters, but I understand, except euros have no idea what a acre is.

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Pastor Joel Osteen (jew freemason) ignores calls to open mega church for 500 year flood victims. Says read your bible and bring your 10% Sunday.

Joel has collected 10% from millions for many years.

Joels Mansion and cars are expensive.

>>139405447
That's a parka?

Why doesn't Trump build some embankments and polders instead of a stupid wall?

>>139405486
>John Podesta molests children in Comet Ping Pong's basement while wearing a Barney Costume

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>>139405093
Let's not decide on a location until we know where people are and what's the damage looking like.

>>139405246
4chan wants me to pay 20 dollars a year to post this from my phone. WE DON'T FUCKING CARE.

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>>139405608
lel, everything here is archived automatically newfag

>>139405594
>35 becomes 45
What did you mean by this?

>>139405447
I still want to see that cock of his

>>139404770
'merika

So it the storm out over the Gulf again?

>>139405608
>implying this won't be etched on the national mind for decades

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>>139405246
Texas here
ur a fag

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>3 months long discharge from the reservoirs
Fucking hell.
That's like turning the area into a permanent lake.

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ALL HOUSTONIANS REPORT

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>GRUB
>GUNS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)

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Where can I find an updated version of the OP graph?

>hurricane repeats
>turns into a catagory 5

ITS UFKCING HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

>>139405716
It's recharging and going across Galveston and will head up East Houston.

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>>139405246
>niggers dying in their attic because they're too stupid to leave the house when it started flooding

don't care

>>139405763
Don't forget to post valuables and your address.

>>139405498
>>139405356
little faggot needs to harden up, he's relatively safe
I hope that dam blows its load all over Carlos

>>139405246

wow, you can read minds

>>139405805
this. why is nobody looking at weather projections? shit is ramping up big time.

>>139405753
The dams are designed to discharge into the existing system. Normally it discharges after everything is dry. But yes, this will not help water levels at all

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THE RAIN WILL KEEP FALLING AS LONG I TURN THE CRANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeIVybmTgWg

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to the anon asking in the other thread
>>139402462

there were more but these are probably the most relevant

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>>139405763
HARRIS
BACK INSIDE, WANT TO GO TO THE CREEK AND STREAM FOR YOU FAGS
MOM MADE ME SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS (god bless)
NOT GONNA HAVE TO USE ANY
HERE YA GO

>>139405837
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>>139405837
>>139405837

PLUS THE GATORS

>>139405750
>antifa has moved on from kicking garbage cans over to flooding entire regions of the US to put them underwater instead
GUYS I THINK WE UNDERESTIMATED THEIR POWER

>>139405922
TEXAS IS THE STRONGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

>>139405688

I've never been to Dallas, isnt I-45 up there called I-35 or I-345 or some shit? Idk

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>>139405957

Discharging into the flooded area for 3 months, yeah makes sense why they said that the homes are going to be underwater for 2 months.

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>>139405770
they haven't......
US ENG corp will blow it up killing 100million people

>>139405763
Fort Bend, between the Addicks and Barker Reservoirs and the Brazos River evac zones.
Comfy now that my street had turned into a tributary for the nearby creek.
Spicy chicken with slaw and mashed potatoes
Plenty with enough ammo to take a small town
Surrounded by water flowing southbound. My castle has a moat now.

>>139405657
Fuck that guy, some enterprising anons should bust in and let the homeless shit on his floor

>>139404831
I really liked that park

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>>139405922
Also wut

Another storm system

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>>139405763

>harris
>high and dry
>ravioli
>i have a big stick and a big ass kitchen knife
>watching my courtyard drain like a champ

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>>139405922

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FUUCK I'm pissing out all the food I ate yeterday out of my ass. No longer feeling /comfy/. Pray for me.

>>139405021
Memorial is fucked

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>>139405498
He said he was 24. I think he's being a bit too hyper about the whole "everybody is a robber" thing though.

Right side beta man link?

>>139406098
Yep, they will most likely have there full 200,000 or so capacity, and it will take a while to drain.

>>139406097
45 goes north and takes you from houston to dallas

1-35 is in san antonio/austin

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Last 30 mins of GOES16

>>139403643
>3 hundred-year floods in the last 8 years
g-guys, I think climate change is real

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>>139406027
Time to hit the blue city one more time

>>139403643
hello. I'm new to houston. I'm in midtown right now, work in the medical center. what are the chances that I'll have to call in tomorrow?

>>139406199
Too early for skellingtons.

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>>139405805
>hurricane repeats
>turns into a category 5
> goes east
> hits New Orleans
> everything breaks
> New Orleans Happening Part II
> storm goes south again
> recharges moves to Florida
> joins forces with the new storm coming up from the south
> destroys Florida
> moves up the coast
> Washington is under 20 ft of water
> mfw

>>139406270
Dats sexy

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just want it stop raining for an hour jesus fuck

>>139406199
thanks for the pic anon

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You boys ready for Gatorcane 2017?

>>139405763
Harris
The water in my neighborhood is actually been receding since last night even though it has been raining all day
Hamburger helper
None
Rainy

>>139406316
this meme isn't funny anymore

>>139406199
It is Houston

>>139406270
GIVE HARVEY YOUR POWER \O/

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>>139406270

>>139406288
Lel, Harvey is a category 4. We get these every year.

It's only different this time because hit happened to hit a major city

>>139403890
lel

>>139406270
SOURCE ME, BRO.

>>139406316
you have to go back

>>139405657
Joel is a asshole and will burn in hell, but he not a freemason.

>>139406199
this shoop hurt muh eyes

>>139406047
The flood is Kromf's fault though
IMPEAAAAAACH

>>139406321
> Washington is under 20 ft of water
I would love to see this, but the topology of DC does not support this level of happening.

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>>139405261
from buffalo bayou anon earlier

>not planting loot-bait for niggers so you can kill them using castle-laws.

>>139406335
>this + valero chemical gas leak

who here ready for /flaminggatorcane2017/

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>>139406335
They will be tasty

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>>139405246

>>139406533
UMA

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>>139406355
Yeah, but still. "That truck is driving slow in a flood, he's casing houses to rob!" is just retarded. Especially with him going to other people's houses and warning them that somebody is casing houses.

>>139406533
I hear gator tastes like muddy fish. True?

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>>139405763
Brazoria
Dry, although surrounded on all 4 sides
Steak
15 guns

>>139406103
NO IT WILL KILL 6 GORILLION

>>139406602
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>139406626
More like stringy chicken.

>>139406647
66 and its true

>>139406321
>drain the swamp
>swamp floods

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>>139405763
energy corridor
we got fucked hard

>>139406626
Gator tastes like crisp chicken and it's great.

>>139403643
My Jewish friend literally used this as an opportunity to invest in Texas construction companies a few days ago. That's jews for you.

>>139406395

I'm literally just pasting the individual images into PS. If there's a loop link, I'd gladly share it.

http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/archive.asp?data_folder=goes-16/mesoscale_01_band_02_sector_05&width=1000&height=1000

>>139406626
Tastes like chicken imo

ETA on next round?

>>139405750
Serves you right for leaving the sprinkler on too long to water your new trees. Rot in jail for your crimes.

>>139406270
IT RISES

>>139406721
>jewish
>friend

>>139406747
midnight local time it seems

>>139403963
Sauce on that map please

>>139405763

Brazoria/Pearland
Dry + Power + Internet
Chili
Glock 23 at my side
WTB new fence

>>139406724
Thanks, m8. found what I needed.
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/loop_timestamp.asp?data_folder=goes-16%2Fmesoscale_01_band_02_sector_05&width=1000&height=1000&ending_image=mesoscale_01_band_02_sector_05_20170828234355.gif&starting_image=mesoscale_01_band_02_sector_05_20170828233255.gif

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>>139406602
Carlos is a bit pumped up. But is that a surprise considering all those circumstances?

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>>139406321
Leave NOLA alone. I'm supposed to fly in there Friday and start my vacation.

>>139406847
I thought I was already in round 2 fug

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>people shooting at rescue boats that don't pick them up in houston

lel

>>139406626
Chewy chicken

>>139406270
he's winding up

Belly of the dragon
BELLY OF THE DRAGON

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>>139406450
#2

Have the coffins and graves surfaced yet?

>>139406752
It's actually a man made pond increased +40 feet by rainwater
You can still see the fountain bubbling up in the middle, but not in the pic.

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>>139406950
#3

>>139405684
seriously is that a thing now? i have been wondering all day why i could not post in these threads from work from my phone, but could post on other boards.

>>139406721
What's wrong with it?

>>139407026
Fuggg its in the houses. F

>>139406626
If it fried it tastes like chicken cross with frog legs.
If it grilled it more pork like with its own texture.

Wife grew up eating them all the time as she a crazy Cajun acadian.

>>139406849

Here
http://gis.centerpointenergy.com/outagetracker/index.html

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>>139404060

>>139407097
>>139406898
>>139406746
>>139406720
>>139406690
Will try it out then.

>>139405050
He said he was poor. Notice how he didn't say "Donate to my paypal guise" like everyone else out there. He's just having fun and showing us cool stuff.

>>139406885
>Rain, heavy at times, for at least 120 min
t.Accuweather

Fucking CNN back to their Trump-Russia bullshit, not even covering the hurricane

>>139407026
Rip in peace your house

>>139406629
>>139406629
>>139406629
>>139406629
>>139406629
NEW
-------->

Did they turn off the sensors at addicks to stop people from freaking out?

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>>139404060

>>139407133
Kiitos

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>>139407088
oh yea m8

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IT'S HAPPENING

>>139407026
Is that a high water mark across the street on that home, or just wicking action of the mortar?

>>139405594
Stop telling people the wrong durection. No where does I-35 become I-45

Best bet is to come down 45 into Houston. Its not too bad north of the airport. The problem wpuld be closer to town but the water should have resided a lot by this weekend

>>139407218
It's best deep fried

dey is snakes an' alligators and awl kindsa bad tings out dere

>>139407248
i saw that too and seethed

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>>139407317
>>139407088

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Just took this screenshot, have they stopped reporting the level for Addicks? Barker is still current but Addicks is now about 2 hours delayed

>>139407268
fug off

>>139407446
Sensor is believed to be broken

>>139407283
No, it just updated.

157800 Acre feet now in it.

>>139407268
no

>>139407446
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-28

is still updating.

>>139407523
" Broken". Yeah sure, probably just don't want to cause a panic

>>139407326
OHHHH, NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO EVACUATE??!! GOD FUCKING SHIT DAMN SON

>>139407554
link?

>>139407554
how much until spillway?

>>139407060
Ummm lets see

Me
>How horrible, families are being driven by their home

My Jewish Friend
>Sick! My Sterling Texas Construction INC went up 11%, that's $350 in two nights!

See the difference between compassion and Jewishness?

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>>139407523
ooohhh sheeiiit

>>139403809
The storm went from being a minor issue for the city to exploding into a cat4 in record time; There'd be hundreds to thousands dead a multimillion person gridlock. Last time we had it bad, it took people 12 hours to go three blocks, the speed at which flood waters rose this time would have slaughtered anyone stuck on the road. I'm not defending the guy at all but I likely would've advised the same, there was no time to react or prepare whatsoever. Most people here didn't even fucking know there was a storm in the gulf until it was right on top of us

fuck off with that premature new thread

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Still happening

>>139407763
201,000 - 157,800 = 43,200

>>139407812
He's black so he made the wrong choice.

>>139407753
nvm

>>139406387
Last major hurricane to hit US was over 10 years ago. We get Cat 4s every year but they dont make landfall all the time

It wasnt even the winds that was the problem (how ypu measure hurricane "strength". It was the fact that a high pressure system caused Harvey to stall in place and dump rain in one spot. Under normal conditions, it'd be in Leaf territory by now

>>139407523
If that's the case, then the Army Corps will have no idea on how much water they need to release to control the dam.

It's possibly happening.

>>139407844
they're understating it. i predict 240 minutes of intense rain.

>>139407554
78% CAPACITY

>>139407429
Sad. Those are nice houses. Always wanted a nice brick house in Houston like those growing up, big trees, wide yards.

>>139405763
Harris
Dry and safe in home with power
Chicken salad
Two shotguns
Overcast with light rain

>>139405688
I-45 runs from from Galveston, through Houston to Dallas. Just as you're hitting downtown Dallas, I-45 becomes Hwy 75. You can Exit from I-45 onto I-35E.

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>>139407753
>>139407739

>>139407988
> i predict 240 minutes of intense rain

yeah well who the fuck are you?

>>139407988
I think 120mins as far out as they forecast on the minutecast part

>>139403643

Gloom Tube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgn0WsOv4o

>>139408064
nobody really

>>139407998
Sorry, I thought you were saying that 35 turns in to 45. Apologies

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139408126
>>139408126
>>139408126
>>139408126

>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

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>>139407992
>wide yards
more like pools

>>139407791
But one can be compassionate and do profitable things at the same time. No contradiction. I invest into things I believe in. And sometimes I grab an opportunity and if I make a profit, it gives me more resources to spend for noble things if needed. Nothing wrong with it.

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>>139407812
>defending a nigger

>>139407747
Democrats and niggers, not even once.

The mayor probably did it on purpose thinking a few deaths would help get more funds for his plan to improve situations for niggers.

>>139408280
Damn anon, stay safe. That sucks. Hope you can get your house ok after this.

>>139404060
Thinking of you Harvey

>>139407791
you
>sitting around doing nothing but you feel bad
heeb
>facilitating the recovery of the disaster-struck region and actually making a positive impact
huh really makes u think

>>139405141
literally 100%

>>139405141
All of them.

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https://waterdata.usgs.gov/usa/nwis/uv?site_no=08073000

>>139406403
You can be sure any mega-pastor that makes the rounds on CNN, Oprah and other jew media outlets and is praised is in the jew club.

All Osteen has to say is read your bible the jews are gods chosen people.