>be white man
>want to be oppressed so bad
>buy a knife from a sporting goods store, forget about cameras
>stab self
>"911 a black man just asked if I was a Nazi and then stabbed me!!!!"
>get arrested for filing a false report
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/08/28/stabbing-joshua-witt-neo-nazi-steak-shake/