VIDEO: Nuclear missle alarms blasting in japan

>>139397662
How the fuck does he think he can get away with this?

>>139397662

woah

>>139398142
meme responsibly
don't meme that fat gook into a strong leader that does what he wants without repricussions

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I think we all know why...

>>139397662
you're like an hour and a half late. go home, happening canceled.

sage.

>that little shake and gasp for air
the gooks are frightened
kek

>>139397662
Even though it's nothing, every time I hear that fucking sound I get goose bumps. It really is end of the world music.

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>>139398469
those are nips retard

>>139397662
pussy is shaking like a bitch lol

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>>139397662
Found footage of on board missile guidance system.

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>Finally arrive in Tokyo as English teacher
>Was going to live the anime life and finally get gf
>GET FUCKING NUKED
Ahhhhhhh, I want my mummy.
This isn't fair.

>>139398635
>https://mobile.twitter.com/dQE0g5lZlLriFcj/status/902283021386002432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ffacepunch.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D1576735

that was p. funny. Not sure if serious though.

>>139398469
>gooks
I know you're eager to try out this edgy racist website that you heard about on The_Donald but you should really get your racial slurs right or else it just makes you look like a retard, which you are.

I want to hug and comfort the frightened nippon

>>139398394
Nah, Best Girl would not associate with this degeneracy

>>139398142
Who the fuck does he think he is? Sam Hyde?

>>139398974
Nips?

>>139398142
bannon did an interview the week before he quit. he said north korea can kill the majority of the population of south korea in 10 minutes. thats why no one does anything.

>>139398908
>facepunch
lmao fucking kill yourself immediately

>>139397662
over and gay

>>139399354
Whats up nigga? Whats your deal with facepunch?

>>139398762
I know im going on vacation there next week. At least we have front row tickets.

We need to bring the fear this man had to the attention of the media. Imagine the fear you would have for your family and children as alarms go off for a possible nuclear attack.

Make the population feel the fear this nip has. Then watch the world burn in the aftermath.

>>139399561
Permabanned after about 10 years of activity for 'racism' because I started to present arguments as to why Trump wasn't such a bad guy, when he started running for president.

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>>139397662
STANDING

>>139399795
gay as fuck

>>139399746
ON

>>139399723
can confirm, facepunch is cucked beyond all previously theorised limits.

>>139399723
Lmao dude its me Iago, which user was you?

>>139399972
I swore I'd never do this, but Cypher_09 :v Hey dude

>>139399947
It has it upsides, a lot of bootlickers and pussies on there tho.

>>139399908
THE EDGE

>>139400062
I still shit post on facepunch constantly on different alts.

>>139400118
OF THE CRATER

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>>139399723
lol same here, we're all FP refugees.

permabanned as soon as they dont like what you have to say

>>139397662
>literally shaking

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>>139397662
NOT MY WIFUSSSSSSS

>>139400289
My most notorious shitposting accounts is Tudd and Iago. But its not like any of those faggots is going to see this post and find out.

What is it about Japan that attracts nukes?

>>139400322
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

https://twitter.com/BuckTurgidson79/status/902297967629086726

it's fugging happening holy balls

>>139397662

If Trump doesn't smash those North Korean missile sites after this clear violation of Japan's territory and safety then he's a bigger pussy than Obama.

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>>139400407
>>139400289
I still have an account made from '05 that's not perma'd but I guess it's not worth it now. I'm at home here again and get everything I need from here now. I'd only end up getting perma'd if I posted again anyway, and the chances are I'd barely know any of the faggots there now.

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>>139399910
>rising sun

welp

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>>139397662
wake me up when those pedophile pillow fuckers start dying

>>139400746
Santa madre de Dios

someone save hitomi tanaka for me

>>139398635
we've literally nuked them twice

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>>139401176
>literally

>>139399306
Aaaand nothing of value would be lost and the American invasion would be totally justified for once? This is the best scenario, srsly.

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>>139397662
Picture of main Suspect just got released

>>139401299
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Go fucking get him Trump! Reagan is remembered for destroying the USSR, you will be remembered for destroying the last remnants of commies from this world.

Seriously, Japan has done NOTHING wrong. Fuck NK.

SECUNDO IMPACTO

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JAPAN WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAS HAD NUKES DETONATED ON CIVILIANS

SAY IT WITH ME


>DESIGNATED NUKE ISLAND

>>139399268
>can't even get his racial slurs right
ror

>>139398974
wtf are you talking about lol

anyone with slanted eyes are gooks

OH SHIT THIS ISNT A PRANK VIDEO

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/28/politics/north-korea-launch-unidentified-projectile/index.html

>>139401892
Please archive it
https://unvis.it/cnn.com/2017/08/28/politics/north-korea-launch-unidentified-projectile/index.html

>third impact over Japan
>suddenly, life becomes anime
Can't wait.

>>139401768
>being retarded

>>139401768
jap = nip
Korean = gook
Chinese = chink
viet = zipperheads

>>139398643
how does he keep getting away with it???

>>139400716
Thinking he can hit those sites and do useful damage.

You don't study war seriously so your mind is invalid. Now go prep your Paki.

>>139401993
gook is also a jap, you tard. read some ww2 propaganda and you'll see.

Japan looks comfy like southern Ohio

>>139401533
>Seriously, Japan has done NOTHING wrong.

It's revenge for nearly a century of Jap oppression. Never confuse Asians with people.

>>139401768
>>139401993
vietnamese are gooks says my viet nam vet dad
japanese are nips says my WWII vet grandpop
chinese are chinks says everyone
zipperheads is the catch all for asians
fucking pathetic

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>>139401768
>acting retarded
>sees id
>JEw

You ain't fooling anyone Schlomo.

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>>139397662

nook the gooks

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>>139397662
>THOSE HAPPENING SIRENS

S O O N

>>139402197

I like how the insect sounds are just like my Japanese animes

https://twitter.com/dom_kyon/status/902294040758034433

This one is good

>>139397662
Damn she got so scared she almost dissolved into a liquid

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>>139397662
>NK nuke japan before all yakuzas get remastered

fuck you kim

>>139402313
Kek
Have a (You)

>>139402419

>has Kemono Friends on their feed

A+

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>>139402419
cicadas are comfy

>>139401969
>>139401993
>racial slurs that exist to slander, disrespect, and otherwise malign are rigidly defined terms that must be used with respect to one's ethnicity
autism on anotha level

>>139400619
AND THE ASHES ARE ALL COLD NOW

Revelation 6King James Version (KJV)

6 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

>>139402687
>anotha
This isn't twitter, stop talking in ebonics and speak english you illiterate nigger.

>>139399306
two new states then

>>139397662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYJKuOun1Oc

>>139402775
NO MORE BULLETS

>>139397662
>tfw we will have nuclear weapons detonated in our lifetime

they better fucking record it

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>>139402666
CICADAS ARE A REPTILIAN PSYOP TO LULL YOU INTO ACCEPTING YOURE FATE

DONT LISTEN TO THEIR SIREN SONG

NUKE THE NORKS, THEN SINK THE CHINKS, THEIR REAL MASTERS

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>>139402687
gook means person in korean. 'mi gook' means american, so when the gooks came out saying 'mi gook, mi gook' and waving, our lads said 'hi gook, me american!' so if you're aware of this and someone calls a nip (from nippon) a gook it makes no sense and sounds retarded so go to bed and do better tomorrow.

>>139398974
>>139401993
>>139401609
>caring about the species you insult
nothing like calling a nip a chink and hearing them sperg about the wrong insult.

>>139397662
Wtf that actual creeped me out

>>139402419
>you can hear the guy whisper "cool"
what a fucking tard

Not gonna lie, former Kim Jong-un supporter here. It's hilarious watching him crash and burn. But seriously, we can't let this man get the nuclear codes.

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>>139402666
They are one of the things I like about summer

>>139398974
>If you're going to racist you have to be politically correct about it!

End yourself.

>>139401602
i like designated rad towns

>>139403327
Who are you quoting?

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>>139403212
But how many scoops does he eat?

>>139401602

And yet they recover from those nukes easier than we recover from niggers.

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>>139403173
>t. guy that totally does this all the time
>hopes pol approves of his fashy haircut

>>139397662
they are used to this by now.

>>139397662
God damn japs are magnet for anything nuclear

>>139402813
I saw a Newfie open a seal, does that count?

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>>139403516

>>139399268
correcto

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>>139397662
is it gonna happen?

>>139402944
ALL THE EMBERS ARE DEAD

>>139404026
WHISPERS IN THE AIR

>>139403572
Realistically, which is worse?

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>>139403954
ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW

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>>139397662
When Trump take a dump in high orbit

/pol/ will unironically defend Kimmy
>KIMMY DINDUNUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY JUST RULING HIS COUNTRY
>B-BUT ITS UNTOUCHED BY DA ROTHSCHILDS AND JOOS DAT MEANS THEY CAN SHOOT DA MISSILES AT JAPAN WHENEVER THEY WANT

>>139397662
>North Korea is finished for this.
Anon I....

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>>139404537
unironically kill youself

>>139402687
Chinks, Japs, Nips and other similar words were just made originally so that you could refer to some groups quickly in a colloquial manner. Its not inherently offensive anymore than calling germans krauts or russians ivans or any of the other words that are used even today especially on this board. Just more PC nonsense. Nobody in japan actually cares that you call them japs or nips, they have similarly shorthand descriptors for crackas.

>>139402161
That's nu-pol you talking to. Bunch of freaks.

>>139404123
TELL THE TALES

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>>139398142
He's a true alpha. He knows nothing will happen. He will rule the world.

>>139404768
if you have an irish friend you've never called a drunk mick fuck you're not rly white

>>139397662
whoever took that video was visibly shaking

Has anything happened yet

>Those bugs in the background
Holy shit literally JUST like in my animes

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>>139404918
OF THE BRUDDERS GODE :DDDD

>>139402304
>https://twitter.com/BuckTurgidson79/status/902297967629086726


Nagh nagh nagh nagh UK here

Gook > Chinks
Japs > Yellabelly's/Nips
Vietnamese > Mad bastards

>>139404725
Not an argument.

>>139400746
Kim must want want this to take place in his palace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

any of these actually show the projectile ?

>>139405127
what's suga

>>139405111
Even Arizona gets like that in most areas - same exact sound too because it's a bunch of fucking cicadas in Japan and AZ.

I hate leftists so much.
>freak out about the Iraq war, Saddam was a good boy he dindu nuffin
>freak out about Assad, he's doing a few things Saddam did
>Kim? He's an oppressed minority, it's his right to threaten nuclear annihilation, how dare Trump oppose him!
Kikes have the reins on tight on their goyim.

>>139405111
they can use real cicada sounds for a cartoon.

>>139404537

>pls goys go fight another banker war

>N-north korea is a real threat you goys their banks aren't compromised yet!

You were circumcised for this, such a good little goy aren't you?

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>>139401602
So they're like roaches? But we already have roaches in the middle east. So wtf does that make the gooks?

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eyewitness photo of the man who fired the missile into japan just moments before

>>139402666
whatever satan

>>139405253
Pic related in OP is an pic of it, ITHINK.

>>139405258
Suga ? Sugar

If your taking the piss tell me what Tea tastes like .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JvHroG3u5E

>>139399306
This. No matter what happens, the Norks would level Seoul in a matter of minutes with arty.

>>139405243
Probably more like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O69Kc1i01tA

It's the approximate yield of the warhead on a Minuteman III ICBM.

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>>139398974
asian detected

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>>139405432
I'm assuming you're from the south and they are annoying right now?

There's no alarm going off right now. At least in the important part of Japan.

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>>139402146
>You don't study war seriously

Ah yes, tell us Grand Marshal Generalstein, how many wars have you been in and studied? Armchair generals/admirals are fucking cancer.

>>139405576
>This. No matter what happens, the Norks would level Seoul in a matter of minutes with arty.

No one has that much artillery, but they could cause a lot of damage very quickly. The only way you can reasonably expect to stop it before it does a lot of damage is to glass their artillery.

>>139405680
Do you ever refer to Hokkaido-people as "snow niggers" or anything like that?

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>>139397662
creepy af

>>139405840

just Ainu

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>>BREAKING NEWS

SteveMRE1989 Uploaded a new video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwIJVt_5L0

So will Donald Trumps forthcoming moment be the invasion of North Korea?

He seems like the president to do it, it seems to all fall into place...is Japan even an American ally so to speak?

>>139398142
because the US really doesn't want the staggering (by modern standards) casualties, both civilian and military, the conflict would almost certainly entail. Unless he's actually stupid enough to aim it at US soil like Guam or US troops/ships it'll just result in more sanctions.

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>>139403786
They love radiation. They get down into where it's most intense and hug the core.

>>139405840
Hokkaido? I thought we were talking about Tohoku. What's actually going on? I just woke up.

>>139405680
Can you translate what is being said over the loudspeakers? I'm guessing it's similar to the robotic voice that comes on in the United States during emergency alert system drills or something.

>>139405963
Trump ain't going to do shit thanks to China.

>>139405963
>is Japan even an American ally

Yes, we have very close alliances with Japan and South Korea. Their entire armies and navies are essentially built around supporting US operations in the area.

>>139406201
North Korea fired a missile over Hokkaido, which landed 1,180 kilometers off the coast (of Hokkaido).

it's gonna be hard to deny that there wernt gonna hit japan. it went over and they could say they miscalculated the launched and they could say oh we're just testing, but it went over japan

>>139401269
>Aaaand nothing of value would be lost
Well apart from about 20,000 American soldiers and half the value of the Dow Jones the next morning.

>>139398762
You'll be fine, nerd. Japan handles happenings and tragedies well because they're hard cunts. I was there during the Tohoku earthquake. Tepco can choke on a universe of dicks tho

>>139397662
Gonna be lit af in here when those nukes land in Japan and fail to detonate tonight.

>bolt dark not kill etc

>>139405857
Military bases would routinely test these kinds of systems. Whenever the sirens were going I loved it. Adrenaline makes you feel so powerful.

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>>139404980
>Hair seems to overreact to wind

>>139402468
>fuck you kim
Kiwami 2 when?

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>>139402419
>the one guy who says suge
i feel bad, how shitty does your life have to be to be happy about being fucking nuked

>uses the creepiest alarm they can find

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>>139399245
underrated

>>139405320
So kim shitting ICBMS everywhere is fair play?

>>139403327
>politically correct
No, just correct.

>>139406597
Well shit nigga what would you rather them have ?

>*AWOOGA AWOOGA*

>>139406709

They're tests, fucking homo. If you think they're going to nuke anyone, you could be right but it will be in self defense.

>>139397662

the fake shaking and brief hard breathing is such an act. lol.

>>139397662
>Hearing that asian qt3.14 panting
Get ready for another pointless war fellas.

>>139406738
Maybe Chicago's tornado sirens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM

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>>139397662
>cicada sounds
>sirens
>panicked Japanese breathing
This is just like my Japanese animes.

>>139406822
Bruh for all he knows he could be living his last moments. I'd freak out too.

>>139399723
It was shit before that too though. I quit back in 2006, it's exactly what made me swear off forums. Post counts went to people's heads and they would constantly go back and references your old posts in cheap attempts to win an argument.

>>139400716
Why is it our responsibility why is Japan and everyone such pussy that they literally come crying to tell us of missles being shot at them instead of doing something themselves

>>139405310
Saddam did literally nothing wrong, he had aluminum tubes and red velvet cakes from Africa.

Kim has a legit bomb, you can't fuck with that.

>>139397662
How will Trump (REEEEEEEEEE)act?
1) Like A true hero
2) With tough words like the big boi he is
3) Not at all

>>139397662
oh wow its nothing and im hours too late but lets make a million more slide threads

>>139406820
Why does he need to test the missiles feet away from the backyards of people they have a chip on their shoulder toward

>>139406495
They tested the air raid sirens every couple months in goymany when i was a kid. Because of cold war frontline and total nuclear annihilation and whatnot. From the school i went to that was like 200 metres away. Fucking hated it. God. Still do. Air sirens fuck me up.

But at least they didn't fucking TALK! That is the last straw, goddamn.

>>139407112
Why not hit some random point away from populated areas?

>>139398635
Like you wouldn't if the nuke bells went off

>>139406709
Why is it automatically our call to defend these pussy nations. Are we their only ally?

I THOUGHT GERMANY WAS THE LEADERS OF THE FREE WORLD NOW

>>139400289
>>139400575

Like the face punch from iron Life? The guy named Matt who used to constantly send me pics of his penis and complain about his gf?

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>>139397662
>taking this long to make an archive link
what the fuck OP
here http://archive.is/8Ijiv

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>>139403786

I know, right?

>>139398607
when it finally does go down, that ghostly wailing is going to be the last earthly sound that millions hear

>>139407032
Why is the question how will Japan act.

O yea because the USA is like fucking daddy to the world when it's time to do something.

>>139407190
>two options
1) make a nuke test that barely anyone notices
2) make a nuke test that seriously scares the shit out of your enemies
Now which one would a war-and-power-hungry country make?

>>139405955
Oh yes now this is a happening

>>139406820
Also I love how all defense of kimmy comes back to
>I know for a fact kimmy would never ever put a warhead on those missiles he fires at his neighbors
>trust me bro I know

#kimdidnothingwong

>>139397662

>>139407220
germany is fucking broke.

>>139405713
>No one has that much artillery

NK does. 12,000+ traditional and 2300+ rocket artillery, more than any other nation, all entrenched and hidden. 40 years of preparation.

+ short range missiles.

>>139407331
Do you remember why japan can't react?

>>139397662
A KILLING BOLT WILL SHINE IN THE NIGHT BUT WILL NOT KILL

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>>139405243
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/59a4ac78c4c20-nanking-march-with-the-real-audio-1937.php

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>go look at the response on 2ch
>they're comparing North Korea and USA with Dragonball Z powerlevels

Apparently North Korea would be like King Cold and USA would be Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Vegeta.

>>139407584
Yes, but I'm being pedantic. That'll make a mess very quickly, but turning Seoul into Aleppo would require a lot of uninterrupted fire.

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>>139407187
>YFW EVER PRESENT, ALWAYS WAITING, BOOMING CRYSTAL CLEAR VOICE MATERIALIZES OUT OF THIN AIR

" I T S H A P P E N I N G "

>>139407638
Because we are the works daddy.

>>139407662
except it was fucking morning
> leaf

>>139397662
>Those higurashi sounds
>That siren

Top comfy

>>139407342
>your enemies
Do me a favor and rattle off all of NK's enemies. The people excluded would be on a very short list. I hate jewish overthrowing of governments ala Syria, Iraq, Libya but you cant equate those with this situation.

>>139407804
Worlds*

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Post yfw when two was actually not enough

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So many smoke screens in the works today. What are (((they))) up to?

>>139397662

Regime change when? Or will they just do nothing about it until it's too late?

>>139407331
>nuke a country
>lel why cant you defend yourself anymore

Id put a plane in your harbor too with that arrogance.

>>139398142
Because he can and will

>>139405955
nice

>>139400942
Virgen Sagrada de la purisima concepción!

>>139401993
Gook is for ANY brown asians.

>>139405955
damn i was hoping that tube was a cigar...

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>>139399746
>>139399908
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>>139400619
kek

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>>139402901
>tfw more literate than foliage
get fucked, don't you have a dog to suck off somewhere?

>>139403034
>he reads wikipedia
nobody cares. insults are insults. sperging out over gook or jap or chink is autistic as all fuck

I hope Trump personally threatens to slap the shit out of the fat little gook on twitter.

>>139407212
us doesn't have nuke bells anymore cuz they cost too much to maintain, they don't stock fallout shelters either

>>139407331
you do realize we literally wrote their constitution in a way that technically they can't have any armed forces? It's only through funky workarounds they even have the Self Defense Forces
Normally you're right but we brought this one upon ourselves (and they're actually trying to revise it)

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>>139403207
>speaks jap

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:3

>>139407955
What the fuck are you talking about their nation has a higher living standard than Isreal and they sure as fuck missles who the fuck they want.

Again this shit is just proof how weak other nations are and when shit happens they come to the US like daddy

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>>139399746
>>139399908
>>139400118
>>139400322
>>139400619
>>139402775
>>139402944
>>139404123
>>139404918

>>139408406
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/sorry-china-why-the-japanese-navy-the-best-asia-18056

I guess we can pretend China is toothless too now

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>>139400716
>Implying they aren't in cahoots

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>>139397662
Surely this will be the end of the ocean....

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>>139405576
>>139407584

learn 2 artillery norks are approaching a 50 percent dud rate anyway have you seen their equipment its a mess.

>>139398142
chad always wins

>>139407997

La vin compae

>>139397662
Someone I follow on tumblr (yes, I know--don't bother) just confirmed this. She was woken up by an alert on her phone about it.

mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1bdY9wqBLs

>>139398762
hey what kind of qualifications are needed? i've heard about the "teach english in south korea" thing. would be cool to maybe do that for a year, feeling very lost. also considering joining the military, heh, but teaching english sounds way easier.

>>139397662

If this was an actual happening it would be stickied.

>>139400407
i've never even heard of facepunch and i've been visiting 4chan on and off since 04

ebaums master race

>>139408646
t.doesn't understand how the SDF works
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_9_of_the_Japanese_Constitution
>Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution (日本国憲法第9条 Nihonkokukenpō dai kyū-jō) is a clause in the national Constitution of Japan outlawing war as a means to settle international disputes involving the state. The Constitution came into effect on May 3, 1947, following World War II. In its text, the state formally renounces the sovereign right of belligerency and aims at an international peace based on justice and order. The article also states that, to accomplish these aims, armed forces with war potential will not be maintained.
>However, Japan maintains de facto armed forces, referred to as the Japan Self-Defense Forces, which may have originally been thought of as something akin to what Mahatma Gandhi called the Shanti Sena (soldiers of peace) or a collective security police (peacekeeping) force operating under the United Nations.
>In July 2014, instead of using Article 96 of the Japanese Constitution to amend the Constitution, the Japanese government approved a reinterpretation which gave more powers to the Japan Self-Defense Forces, allowing them to defend other allies in case of war being declared upon them, despite concerns and disapproval from mainland China and South Korea, whereas the United States supported the move. This change is considered illegitimate by some Japanese political parties and citizens, since the Prime Minister circumvented Japan's constitutional amendment procedure.[1][2][3] In September 2015, the Japanese National Diet made the reinterpretation official by enacting a series of laws allowing the Japan Self-Defense Forces to provide material support to allies engaged in combat internationally. The stated justification was that failing to defend or support an ally would weaken alliances and endanger Japan.[4]
just defending allies is controversial thanks to our US enforced pacifism

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>>139398643
kek

>>139407842
depends on where on the globe you where, theese things usualy go nto orbit before striking

Ok, Important Update here: I turned on the tv here and have just learned that Kim Jong's name when officially spelled for the news with kanji is Golden Righteousness. 金正恩

>>139409403
Fucking kek, bless this gay earth

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What will happen to all my video games and animu if Japan is kill?

>>139409271
Nothing in your post precludes Japan from attacking North Korea under the pretense of defending the South andas I posted they surely have the weapon capability

Yeah man, I gotta hear the air raid sirens from Selfridge every month or so. But that voice really gives it a nice personal touch of existential dread.

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>>139409271
I read your greentext. I think this may have to do with Japan helping in the war on terror, PM Abe has been doing more to fight ISIS and whatnot. I am guessing the JSDF reinterpretation probably had to do with that, now they're working with the USA in Syria. I remember being surprised to hear China was in Syria so early, and even more surprised when I learned Japan has had people there for years, now more officially thru JSDF. I am guessing before that, it was thru Japan spy agencies and/or companies (japanese mercenaries exist, perhaps?)

i don't know much about this topic, but i do recall hearing about Japan fighting ISIS and being surprised. maybe this is the fallout from those two TV journalists who got caught and killed by ISIS? one of them was like, at one time gender confused or something. maybe they killed one and not the other, i forget. oh wait no, they killed both. one went there to try and rescue the other. haruna is a girl's name, so, yea I think they were like, a weirdo. sad story tho!

>>139407692
Also 2ch Japanese posters really just don't like Koreans of any sort.

>在日朝鮮人を 収容所に入れて 処刑しろ!
Put all the Koreans in Japan in POW camps and execute them.
>韓国、北朝鮮、中国が一斉に 日本攻めてきそう 日本は日本国民を守る義務を放棄してる
South Korea, North Korea and China are all attacking Japan at the same time it seems. Japan has abdandoned its duty to protect its citizens.
>朝鮮半島とかかわるの嫌だから朝鮮半島人には今すぐに日本から出てって欲しい
I don't want people from the Korean peninsula to influence Japan so they should all leave immediately.
>朝鮮人に北も南も無えよ 全部まとめて滅ぼせ
Korea doesn't have a North and South. Destroy them altogether.
>朝鮮学校の強制解体工事から始めようや
We should start compulsory demolotion of Korean schools.
>朝鮮人を日本から追い出せ!
Expel Koreans from Japan.

>SK low key evacuate entire population to Japan
>America nukes Korean peninsula
>Koreans stay in Japan and fix population decline
>????
>Profit!

>>139409863
Koreans aren't human. The native Nippon/Chink mix that is the modern day Jappo is almost white.

>>139397662
North Korea may have awoken a sleeping DRAGON.

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>>139409888
lazy japs, chkd
>>139410000
chkd

>>139410000
>Koreans aren't human
>those digits
B-But what about my kpop idorus?

>>139398643
I didnt know they could make a guidance system in gay

>>139407112
He's basically saying

"I have missles that can reach you, see how I overshot it? I could land it in your population centers if I wanted to. And just wait until they're nuclear tipped, then you slant-eyed fucks will really be shitting your pants"

>>139410079
Jaw bones.

>>139410194
This is about provoking Japan. None of North Korea's capabilities for striking its neighbors were in doubt.

>>139398607
I think the "atomic satellites" scene in the Time Machine is still the eeriest nuke scene to me.

>>139409403
SHUT UP AND KEEP US POSTED, NIP-SAN

WHAT'S GOING ON?!
IS NINTENDO OKAY?!?!

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so what happens now?

>>139409642
endless 8 reruns

>>139398635
Says the cuck swede

>>139409704
are you genuinely retarded?
>allowing their troops to come to allies already under attack was quite controversial
>thinks the Japs would launch a pre-emptive strike unless the North had already attacked it or South Korea
I don't know how you are so dense as to not realise how engrained pacifism is into mainstream Japanese ideology, but you pulled it off. The Japanese left, marginal though it may be, at its most leftists wants the total abolishment of the armed forced, while the conservatives trying to revise Article 9 consistently invoke normalizing the de facto situation and becoming a "normal" nation(and again, this is very controversial and Abe may not succeed). using it for a pre emptive strike is pure delusion
>>139409846
Yeah Abe wants a more equal relationship in terms of how the US/Japan alliance works. I don't know about them fighting ISIS, but I do know they sent peacekeepers to Sudan and got in deep shit for concealing them being in dangerous situations, it was one of a few reasons the last Defense Secretary got canned

>>139408836
Even at 75 percent dud rate that's potentially thousands of shells falling on South Korean suburbs, which is unacceptable.

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>tfw just enlisted

>>139409888

Why wasn't THAAD used?

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>>139410440

>>139409403
Say the word and I will fight in your revolution. Use hentai to send the message.

>>139410562
When will they upgrade to the superior CHAAD system?

>>139410562
If I read correctly they willingly chose not to shoot it down. Probably were worried about retaliation for shooting down a missile that wasn't actually going to strike land (or any US waters/soil for that matter)

>>139410494
How many goybucks would a Seoul sized Iron Dome system cost?

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Imagine Mexico had nukes and their leader was a retard who gets butthurt easily after all the shit we've given them.

This is what South Korea and Japan feel like right now.

>>139399723
>muh leftist boogeyman

Boy, people post all kinds of stupid, obscene, racist shit on FP, the only reason you got permabanned is because you were trolling poorly.

>lrn2proxy

fgt

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>>139400587
It has to be fed somehow

>>139410562
>>139410704

There are no THAAD batteries in Japan and the launch trajectory was away from South Korea, which would force the THAAD interceptors to try to chase down the North Korean missiles while flying over North Korean territory.

>>139410562
I don't think Japan has a THAAD system either. Correct me if I'm wrong

>>139410832
>imagine if we were canadians

>>139411018
but that would imply our leader was a retard who gets butthurt easily and they've been picking on us

and that's simply false

>>139410766
>How many goybucks would a Seoul sized Iron Dome system cost?

$25,000 a round I think. It's probably not feasible to build a targeting network that's capable of forming enough beams to actually track that many shells at once.

>>139410704

There's also a chance it could fail midair over the Japanese mainland. What people are forgetting though are not armed missiles.

>>139410958
>>139410970

This is why Japan needs to make mechs.

I bet this has something to do with the Bloated South koreans too

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WORLD WAR THREE'S BREAKIN OUT AND I'M GONNA DIE AS A FUCKING VIRGIN!!!!!! FUCCKKKKKKKING DAMNITTTT

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how many of you have waifus in japan?

>>139397662
Habbenig!

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lol

>>139409863
>>139410000
Can Romi Park stay though?

>>139411377
maybe you get to rape something as a soldier

>>139411018
If you kill ur enemies they win!

>>139411191

THAAD in South Korea seems just like peace of mind. It'll not stop the entire artillery arm of the North Korean military to aim at Seoul.

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War .. war never change...

>>139410766
C-RAM

>>139409772

North Korea literally shelled South Korean positions under the King Nigger administration.

>>139401942
Thanks fagbro

Anyone else listing it Osan tower?

>>139411629
the islands?
I know

>>139411560
>THAAD in South Korea seems just like peace of mind. It'll not stop the entire artillery arm of the North Korean military to aim at Seoul.

It's not meant to. It's really designed for a few intercept trajectories that nuclear armed, North Korean ballistic missiles can be used in. There's no feasible, reactive, defensive stance against North Korea's artillery.

>>139400791
Your next Indonesia

>>139411560
isn't THAAD more as a deterrent against balistic missiles and nukes? Unless you launched some kind of overwhelming carpet bombing of suspected North Korean artillery positions (which would be tricky in itself) I think everyone factors in the artillery getting at least some shells to hit Seoul

>>139411629
that was for invasion exercises too wasn't it?

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>>139411393

Does 2D count?

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If you survive try to open a couple of bunkers on your path just to see what inside we never know..you may find lucky Lary and if you find him don't forget to "pull it"

Here's Japan news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu2etwHzcvw

>>139410440
DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL

>>139406583
>i feel bad, how shitty does your life have to be to be happy about being fucking nuked
You're on /pol/ you know
you'd do the same

>>139401993
Japs were also called tojo

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>>139409403
SAY THE WORD AND WE'RE THERE FOR YOU NIPPON-SENPAI

>>139405338
sweet dress dude

>>139411191
The AESA radar Iron Dome uses can supposedly track 1100 targets so that's not really a problem if you have several emplacements. It's probably still not feasible just because of the number of interceptor missiles needed. You'd really need point defense lasers to keep up with that volume of fire from the Norks.

>>139409555

Blessed

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>>139406344
>North Korea fired a missile over Hokkaido,
>which landed 1,180 kilometers off the coast (of Hokkaido)
>another failed missile test episode

Nothing to see here folks