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What the fuck are they doing?

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What the fuck are they doing?
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playing chicken
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>>139397386
MIRV test
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>>139397386
Awakening the Skyking.
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>>139397386
what the fuck is pol asleep?
Where's the centralized HAPPENING general that consolidates information, including things like the Heads of State going to their secret C&C bunkers and such

we've become WEAK, pol
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>>139397666
Whoa satan calm down

Quick rundown?
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>>139397831
Both Nightwatch and 4 Mercury went airborne from Offutt and shut off their transponders while racing in all different directions.
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>>139397831
Too many threads spread between Antifa vs Anticom, Hurricane Harvey, and Trump.
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>>139397981
fack. it's a full blown HAPPENING
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>>139397386
Testing biological dispersal from ICBM.
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>>139397666
SKYKANG AWAKEN
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>>139397386
poking a lion with a stick
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>>139397386
vart du skræmt no?
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>>139397831
it literally just 404ed

>>139388140

here are the reactions in real time. There only like a dozen people in it when the missile was in flight
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>>139397386
The missile literally flew over Japan, I think it's actually happening can they just ignore this again
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>>139397831
the flood of leftist shills is still going on, they truly are convinced they can subvert us, lel
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>>139397386
preparing for a intercontinental MIRV attack on the usa
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>>139398104
source?
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>>139398089
Lol
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inb4 Kim accidentally hits Russia
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>>139397386
testing their MIRVs
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>>139397386
killing fish.
Or provoking intentionally and showing the precision of their missiles, and mocking japan because they cannot put them down.
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>>139398246
if it was in their air space that is a act of war.
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>>139397516
Underrated post.
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>>139398246
they will ignore it indeed
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WE HAVE TO HELP TO TRIGGER WW3
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>>139398529
Didn't it fly over Hokkaido, but i guess Japan will always remain neutral
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>>139397386
They're testing the waters.
heh...
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>When the sirens kick in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rv-7nkj1T8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rv-7nkj1T8
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>>139397386
They're saying they can shoot their missiles THIS far.
Not enough to touch the U.S. but enough touch our internet backbone.
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What are they doing?

>>139398478
This.
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>>139398680
it was in there airspace from what I know
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posturing
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>>139398485
what's with Japan defense? Aren't they allowed to defend themselves? I thought ameriburger had their anti missile systems placed in allied countries too.
Are we fucked in Europe too if one day russia decides to nuke our asses?
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The Simpsons predicted that which is about to happen
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>>139397666
w-what else did you just awake
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>>139398709
FUCKING KEKLOLOMGJAJAJA HAVE AN UPVOTE AND GLOLD KEKEKKEKE
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I'm listening for sirens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3xP1X3tDsg
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>>139397666
SKYKING WOKE

KEK CONFIRMED

SATAN APPROVED

MANY SUCH CASES
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>>139398746
Slightly better version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGBh4wjpRbE
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>>139397666
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>>139398632
1) Make a movie depicting Kim as a closet transvestite who sucks off his decrepit generals in a moldy bathroom in Pyongyang
2) Imply that the movie was funded by the U.S. or Japanese government
3) Use drones to fly the movie over the North Korean border and distribute it to their citizens
4) ???
5) Total war
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Clearly they're getting ready to gorge themselves on clay
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>>139397666
no
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>>139398865
I gift you LE GOLD xD
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>>139397386
Testing responses, probably. Figuring out how the enemy reacts to certain things, what the response time is, what military units activate etc.
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>>139399180
Joo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVmp25VO3jY
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>>139397386
>The Shock Doctrine
(Naomi Klein)
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>>139398996
is it obligatory to make these alarms as spooky as possible
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What the fuck are they doing?
testing their missiles. just like every other country does.
what do you want them to do? fire them into mainland china?
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>>139399278
Yup. The Freqs used are intended to make you both pay attention and get nervous so you actually react.
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>>139399270
only kgirls
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>>139399222
Based on what it's just happened, they learned that nobody tries to stop fucking NK missiles flying over Japan.
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>>139397386
>I shoot missiles in your general direction
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Okay, so those (what was it) Ukrainian engines(?), are not really helping amirite.

I now stopped believing they can actually reach the US. I mean the spot is too random.
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Clever kim. Trump can't attack while hurrican attacks USA. Clever Kim made trump look weak now that he has to help the wet hurrican people while has to deal with Kim also. He can't do both.
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>>139398246
It already happened in the 90s (NK firing missiles over Japan)

No one will do anything and Trump and Japan will both look like weak faggots
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>>139397386
What would have happened if the missile had fallen on Jap soil
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>>139399462
Finns are practically Koreans.
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>>139399733
Nothing it wasn't loaded idiot.
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>>139399705
But muh fire and fury?
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Leafs taking it upon themselves to shit up a legit happening thread, just gas yourselves already
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>>139399856
Don't be rude
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>>139399733
Official act of war. Just like when the Norks shelled that island and sank a corvette; nothing would happen.
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>>139399508
Seriously, what the fuck? Even the fucking V2 hit britbongistan more precisely than this garbage. And the distance can't be much more between korea and the japs.
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>>139397386
Awaking Godzilla
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>>139398877
I love the sound of sirens
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>>139397831
Probably the large raid right now
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>>139399278
Chicago's is pretty spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
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>>139400172
what is the purpose of all the paid shilling, do they actually think they can covert a bunch of autistic nazis
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>>139397981
shit that sounds like something out of a movie. a bad action movie where everyone dies except a white girl
and some non white man.
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>>139399959
people forget this shit

NK sank an SK boat, 50 sailors died, nobody did anything

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROKS_Cheonan_sinking
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>>139399270
hnnnng those legs
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https://twitter.com/BuckTurgidson79/status/902297967629086726

it's fugging habbening
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>>139398746
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>>139400390
>ywn have a nice trip to North Korea and see the American ship they captured

w h y e v e n l i v e

i think my fav thing N.K thing so far is this documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csoP8Didoi0

Did a fantastic job advertising for the regime
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>>139397831
because it's not a happening. there was a big happening thread when it was still in the air but then that 404'd just after it crashed into the ocean.
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>>139397386
Dripping water.
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i hope the nips can recover parts of the missile this time.. it would be interesting to know how advanced they really are
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>>139399507
kek
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>>139397831
No, you nigger. Some of us have other shit going on
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>>139400545
nothing will happen
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>>139397666
THE END IS NOW
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>>139397831
It's not happening though. Just your usual norks flexing their dongs. Japs are having their traditional meltdown, so if you're into this stuff, here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2L4ewSyIBY
It's 100% nothing though.
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>>139400404
The 3 minutes of slow motion Korpi at the end. Who needs porn?

>>139400373
"By Dawn's Early Light." Except BAMF Powers Booth flys off with the hottie.

>>139400390
They could probably sink anything aside from an American aircraft carrier without anyone doing anything.
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>>139397666
DROP THE WATERMELEGATES

FOR I AM THE SKYKANG
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>>139400892
need to add a mushroom cloud out the window and kim's laughing face on the screen

THE STATE OF AMERICA, 8/28/2017
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>>139398822
Gotta nuke something
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>>139397666
YOU BROKE THE SEVENTH SEAL
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>>139397831
They're busy summoning kek against e-celebs who browse /pol/
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Maybe Kim just doesn't like sea creatures
mfw
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pls nuke my country
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>>139398815
Not even Russians like burnt pizza.
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What's up amigos
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>>139397666
Oh shit nigger
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>>139400949

Flexing what!
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>us
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>>139399944
Kek approves, we dont know weather or not it was loaded, and that really isnt the point right now
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THE FUCKING MAD MAN
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>>139397386
maybe once enough bombs land there they will trigger one massive Tsunami sized wave
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It's like testing mortars, but on a MUCH bigger scale, one they get the closest range, the y will just walk out 20 ICBMs at once
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>>139401069
DEM DELEGATES IS MINE

HAIL RAFAEL!
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>>139400350
I think its just for fun. Trolling ubisoft because they fucked history up. Trolling is fun, you forget what site you're on? For the lels
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The only happening is accepting North Korea in the nuke club which gives grants them archiving the last stage of the age of empires game.

Will happen for sure. Iran is next
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>>139401502
they'll never actually attack unless they're already at risk of being deposed. they aren't suicidal.
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>>139401444
He agrees once again
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>>139401372
It was in an hypotetical scenario of USA's allies being MISSILE'D by someone.
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Thanks for the help Kim.
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>>139397386
They basically do what Germany did before WW2.
They wanna see how far they can push the boundaries
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>meanwhile in PyongYang

[construction complete. New construction options]
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Should I go to bed?

>Captcha: select street signs
>US army sign

Well looks like i'm staying up lads
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CIA is going to try and kill Kim
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>>139401672
Japan must pay for its sins.
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>>139401747
>Looks like a *nuclear* winter this year general
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>>139397666

SKYKING SKYKING

DO NOT ANSWER
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>>139397386
Damn, chill out Kimmy boy, don't nuke muh anime you fatty!
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>>139401857

Cool pic. What game, man?
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>>139401396
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>>139401668
Literally only problem Russia has with Europe is you guys having US troops in you
Our elites live in Europe
We trade with Europe
That said, I bring forward: Russian pizza.
>>139401496
Soviets tried this. It'd take dozens maybe hundreds of 50mt bombs or even stronger and the result is underwhelming.
For NK it's better to just use the bombs normally.
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>>139402044
Leave
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>>139397666
What have you done
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>>139400404
Btw, check out her abs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7BCV-tHR_s

On topic: When do you expect the next Nork Nuke Test? I say September 9th: Foundation Day.
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>>139397386
>What the fuck are they doing?
I'll admit he's playing a game he shouldn't be playing. His missiles don't seem to be very accurate or reliable. If one does hit land in Japan or guam it'll be game over for Kim. Right now I'm on the fence about going to war over this shit. China should just take him out and put in a new leader.
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You guys realize that Japan has no claim to outer space above its recognized airspace right? This wasn't an act of aggression.
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North Korea is a member of Green Peace and they will nuke Japan to save the whales
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They were always trying to hit Japan but kept missing each time.
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>>139397666
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3arr4f/skyking/

fuggggg
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>>139399343
>what do you want them to do? fire them into mainland china?
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>>139402212
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>>139397386
>>139397981
What website is this?
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>>139402107
Yum
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>>139402107
I thought I was looking at the bottom of a septic tank for a straight minute there desu
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>>139397634
They do not have one.
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>>139402107
>Russian pizza
I wish I didn't have to see that.
Sorry ivan, I like you but that thing is sickening
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>>139401855
Chile got rekt hard
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by this digits you are all wrong about everything
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>>139397386
Their missile tracking must be awful
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>>139397981
What's this? Our nuclear deterrent being scrambled?
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>>139397386

Begging for food the only way they know how.
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>>139402445
It has Idaho potatoes, fried onions, mayonnaise, ham, pickled onions...
Lovely thing.
Have another one!
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>>139402467
They do not have this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-V6MZlyCqE
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>>139401857

It was always fun using the real-nuke mod with this, just decimates everything on the map
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>>139397516
This. After Bannon announcing that Trump was bluffing with his "fire and fury," Kim is seeing how far he can push Trump. Also, he is doing it during Harvey to throw off any response.
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>>139399270
>>139400404
>>139402198
Pls don't sexualize Kiira
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Why exactly don't we just nuke NK and call it a day?
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>>139397386
Trying to destroy something so evil in the ocean you wouldn't want to know about it.
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>>139402782
China will 'retaliate'.
Aka they'll be disappointed with you. Problem is, if you nuke them they'll fuck up South Korea.
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>>139398746
Like shit out of a horror movie
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>>139399270
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>>139399270
Hot chick doing the splits, now in 480p
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>>139402044
generals zero hour aka the isis prophecy
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>>139397666
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
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>>139397666
SKYKANG IS WOKE AF
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>>139402518
Welcome to you're 'Doom.'
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>>139400911
wrong
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>>139402584
I'd try it.
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>>139397666
Stop it satan
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>>139402212
>implying china would want that

whoever gets involved in this war with DPRK loses the economic war in the long run. And the US actually has no choice because of NATO agreements.

There's no win for the US in this war. That's why it hasn't started yet.
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>>139403018
You'd try even a dog if it was deep fried and wrapped with bacon.
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>>139402866
So nuke China too, problem solved
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>>139397666
SKYKING ARISE
SKYKING ARISE
SKYKING ARISE
SKYKING ARISE
SKYKING ARISE
SKYKING ARISE
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>>139403127
>So nuke China too, problem solved
That will not cause any problems...
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>>139403127
And now you're partially nuked, Russia's nuking you because gusrsnteed strike system went off on your and China's end...
Well, you see how it goes wrong.
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>>139403079
>dog
no
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>>139402782
Funny thing is out of all of the Asian countries, South Korea prefers NK to stay the way it is the most. Last thing they want is hundreds of thousands of 4 ft tall, 80lb, uneducated refugees flooding their cities after NK turns into a smoking crater.
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>>139402729
En. She can figure 8 my perkele any day.
>>139402906
>>139402884
That's OFFICER Korpi to you, naughty boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaRlz_Q250U
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>>139403240
Well then can't we just like, I don't carpet bomb Kim's palace or whatever. If he's such a problem just take him out. We're America for fuck's sake. Who's gonna stop us?
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>>139402959
>welcome to you are doom
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>>139403197
>That will not cause any problems...
Oh no my tech products. Reeeeeee
Please don't nuke china.
Probly be just as well to take out china now. B4 they become a real problem.
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>>139398996
No spottings of the missile?
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>>139403402
Your industry being nuked along with China. And your pop being nuked along with China.
'Cause MAD.
so you just stay put and wait for when Nork accidentally hits something important.
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>>139403385
>tfw SK doesn't even want to be enriched by people of their own ethnicity
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>>139397386
Trying to hit California.
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>>139401855
what is this a measurement of?
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>>139397666
STOP IT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH!
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>>139403749
who made that graph? it's the biggest stretch i've ever seen.
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>>139403835
pic i mean, shit.
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To lighten the mood, look at this goat with attitude
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>>139403428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYA_rNgGjg
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>>139403059
nice paint job
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>>139398996
Here's another one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cte1HmpJAzE
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Guys, a fleet of long distance bombers with fighter accompaniment has just taken off from RAF Lossiemouth with no official announcement.
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>>139403079
>you'd even a dog
>on 4chan

I see you man of culture
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>>139404019
Provide literally any proof.
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>>139400119
DELETE DOODLDBUGS!
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>>139403732
The 2011 tsunami wave
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>>139404019
>long distance bombers
try harder m8
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>>139397831
Don't reply to tripfags
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>>139404082

Prove they didn't take off
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>>139403530
MAD is only nukes though right? Just use regular bombs. Or send some guys in. Just take the fucker out how hard can it be.
>>
>>139404019
show
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Can Portuguese F-16s just flew by my house. It's habbenig!
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>>139397666
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>>139404197
the raf doesn't have any proper bombers and the USAF don't use Lossiemouth
>>
>>139404265
Probably piloted by ISIS, Tugabro
>>
>>139404221
If they feel that their regime's doomed they'll do anything to save it or avenge it.
So nukes fly.
So you're fucked.
That's how nukes keep the world afloat.
>>139404075
Never hurts to have some inside humour.
>>
>>139402217
It is if the missile landed in their territorial waters. Nothing will happen anyway.
>>
>>139397386
isn't there a missile defense system?
why wasnt it intercepted and shot down?
>>
>>139404265

My guys in Portugal can confirm. This is big guys, two armed trident subs have just left Faslane
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>>139404499
Missile was so shit it got detected as a bird
>>
IS IT SKYKING GENERAL TIME?
WHO'S DOING IT THIS TIME AROUND?
>>
>>139403749
So the mouth of the beast would be Montreal?
>>
>>139397386
how are north koreans such fucking failures though they're the same people as south koreans
they can't even start the world war 3 right, dumb niggers
>>
Our goal is agitate the US into launching a first strike. China has promised aid us if the US attacks first. WW3 will follow. This is our goal.
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>>139402291
>reddit
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>>139404499

they missed
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>>139404265
Meanwhile, in the Azores...
>>
>>139404591
This is impolite
>>
>>139402584
Idaho checking in, even we don't love potatoes enough to put them on our pizza.
>>
>>139404699
Hi
>>
>>139404699
Nuke california
>>
>>139404619
Impolite Polish black man.
>>
>>139402584
That sounds pretty based - too much cheese though
>>
>>139404601
They're getting pruned.
>>
>>139404699
LOL what? you have internet kim?
>>
>>139404699
That's cause you're horrible and should feel horrible.
>>
>>139404475
>It is if the missile landed in their territorial waters
It didn't.
>>
>>139403059

I thought hicks loved wrestling
>>
So what was this missile exactly? ICBM?
>>
>>139404745
Hello

>>139404750
I would like to one day try American hot dog with relish in yankee stadium and then watch New York burn from minimum safe distance.

But realistically we must goad you into attacking us first. We need Chinas support.
>>
It's like one of those flash games where you launch the cute little penguin and then upgrade his gear and mechanics over time to get him further and further.

Except with North Korea it's missiles and they win when they finally get to California.
>>
>>139404633
Why are you trusting China though?
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>>139397666
fuuuuck do not answer
>>
>>139404852
Some of us can use. Not many however.

>>139404866
Your country seems to have no manners
>>
>>139404928
BASED GOOK!
>>
>>139404943
GO PINGU GO
>>
>>139404928
So Kim what is your opinion on being a stick in the whole world's ass
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>>139404965
You are correct in that average chinaman is low and unreliable. However if USA can be agitated into launching first strike on Our soil, we are confident China will help us.
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>>139400656
We're all going to be in North Korea soon, anon.
>>
>>139405052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaLMmFRIESE
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Is it done?
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>>139405002
nuke California, please.
>>
>>139405014
Thank you for kindness.

>>139405094
He enjoys being in the news so it's large accomplishment.
>>
>>139405002
Nobody is allowed to feel nice in this Imperium.
Also you're our neighbour and our only goal in life is to bully neighbours. Tough luck.
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>>139405002
Is that you on the left?
>>
>>139404928
I'm going to rape a thousand bleeding hemorrhoids into your ass.
>>
>>139405002
holy shit it's a nork!

your getting nuked now fuck head!
>>
>>139397981
I mean aren't those the "bomb sniffers"? Like the planes that detect any WMD or Bio weapon traces? I remember last time shit went down with North Korea, they were sent there to see about any radioactive materials being picked up by sensors
>>
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Andrews AFB on 11175.00

http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

Tons of traffic in general. Is it normal for a MAINSAIL or Andrews to ask over an EAM channel, "Do you require assistance, over?" I might have misheard, but whatever he just said is beyond anything I have heard during my time as a SkyKang
>>
>>139405133
So, China can be expected to enter conflict with its armed forces?
>>
>>139405186
This would be enjoyable for me too. I would also enjoy capturing American False women soldier. Trans ? These would make fine prisoner and cattle.
>>
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>>139397386
they're trying ti hit the US
hot damn, we're actually gonna see an invasion in NK in our life time
>>
Do you think Kim is regretting his choice yet? Like maybe he didn't actually intend for it to make it to and fly over Japan.
He's got to be aware that the entirety of North Korea could become a crater in like a picosecond, right?

>>139405002
Oh speak of the devil, hey Kim. What are your plans for this evening?
>>
>>139404633
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>139405331
>kim is into traps
nice
>>
>>139397386
Fucking based Kim being casually based as always.

North Korea is the best Korea.
I know you're reading this Kim.
>>
I'd love to hear the diplomats of China, Japan, South Korea, USA talking to each other now. What do they say?
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>>139405302
Yes of course. This has been publicly stated by China itself. They will help with military force if US attacks us first
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>>139397666
>>
Honestly? North Korea is like a belligerent drunk who America knows its probably going to have to fight but it'll be a fucking mess and they're just putting it off. Until Kim fucks up and aims anything at actual US soldiers/soil he'll just get the usual ever tightening sanctions (unless Trump REEEs and embraces his inner mad man)
>>
>>139405442
He is not on 4chan but has been briefed. Thank you.
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>>139397666
DO NOT ANSWER
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>>139397666

It begins
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>>139401803
BOMBING BEGINS IN 5 MINUTES
>>
>>139404943
lmao i remember that game
>>
>>139405331
Nice to have you with us, Kim.
>>
>>139398746
What is the guy on the alert system saying?
>>
>>139405545
Are you a qt north korean grill?
>>
>>139405435
They would make better POW than Otto. Otto did however contribute (involantairly) to our medical research. He expired rapidly but database was enhanced.
>>
>>139397634
This
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>>139405545
i concur, north Korea is best Korea.
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>>139404699

nuke London, Best Coreabro

Its where the rot originates. Don't pretend you don't know that, either.
>>
>>139397386

Just Saber Rattling. They have boxed in POTUS Trump and Rex Tillerston now needs to walk back the threat of decapitation strike.

NOK is showing they can hit Japan and depending on how many rocket engines they stole from Ukraine / were given from Russia, there will be a conflict in the next 3 years.

The big problem is how POTUS responds. At the moment its a checkmate until NOK actually strikes Japan or South Korea. Since the US does not want a direct war with China, the US will need Japan or Korea to either destabilize NOK or find a way to shut down NOK without pissing off China.
>>
>>139405280
Nope. Nuke Sniffers are WC-135 Constant Phoenix. Nightwatch is the airborne Pentagon and the Mercury are nuke code relay aircraft.
>>
>>139405468
I dont quite understand what they have to gain from open conflict though. They seems to be much more versed in economic warfare and peaceful influence.
>>
>>139405468
Do you have traps in best korea?
>>
>>139405597
Thank you for kindness to our Leader
>>139405650
Grill is used for cook dog
>>139405700
Thank you for respect
>>
>>139405683
Yeah, what happened to him?
>>
HAPPENING!!

Second launch detected!
>>
>>139405851
nice source
>>
>>139404633
As long as you leave my pizza country alone you have all of my blessings. What is north korea's opinion on italy anyway
>>
>>139397666
NUMBER OF THE BEAST
HUNKER DOWN NIGGERS
>>
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Turns out Trump is not the crazies fat motherfucker head of state.
>>
>>139405705
Daily reminder that Gerry Adams brother slept with his own daughter
>>
>>139405811

I want to become north korean citizen am america n but still, I like the quality of north korean products and the comradery of its people how can i join your team lel
>>
>>139405836
Many things.

Conscious surgical removal of testicles (his parents can attest to that)

Submersion in cold water tank up to chin and constant high voltage shocks.

Valuable data
>>
>>139405879

...but I didn't post a source?
>>
>>139397386
>Be Japan
>Have a country literally launching nuclear missiles at you
>Do nothing
>Entire world does nothing
Humanity fucking deserves to go extinct
>>
Early reports of second launch on breaking911
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>>139405956
You can visit but be warned if we deem your body mass valuable specification, you will be falsely detained like Otto and be forced to contribute to our medical research.
>>
>>139405973
Faggot
>>
>>139397386
They launched a missile into the ocean as a deterrent I imagine. However, it did cross over a Japanese island. That was a very dangerous move, if they fire another it's not going to be considered a deterrent, they may be able to accept one, but they wont stand for another.
>>
>>139405468
Hasn't China stated that they oppose any aggressor nation, including yours if you start shit? I think they're trying to get everyone to back down.
>>
>>139405468

"Help with military force" probably translates to dropping pretenses, toppling your government themselves and turning your country into a blasted 800mi wide DMZ. China's not about to commit economic suicide to save 25 million koreans.
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>>139405973
That's just a Call to Prayer. You should be used to it.
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>>139397666
might as well drop a (you) for your post, gj, and god save us all
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Alright let's predict Trump's reaction in 140 characters or less, lads.
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>>139398247
>trying to subvert us
> choke on red-pills
>slowly turn purple
>finally after 2 years of agony turn red

Welcome to the dark side boys. We have facts and historically proven narratives that ignores political correctness.

Also, Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>
>>139406001
Japan is false US puppet state. Most of word quietly wants to see it burn.
>>
>>139405705

>Still Butthurt
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>>139406113
We'll meet again...
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>>139406001
>>
>>139405973

Also getting reports, can you confirm if missile defence or air raid?
>>
>>139406149
I don't. Where am I gonna get anime from if you blow up Japan?
>>
Amazed the news isn't reporting on this at all. I would think they would at least split some of the endless hurricane harvey reporting with this.
>>
>>139397386
Encoded messages?
>halp!
>banksters come for us!
>we no hate!
>>
>>139404928
can we stop with the kill new york shit? it's fucking california what deserves to die
>>
>>139405811
Proxy
>>
>>139405683
Tell more gook
>>
>>139405705
Ah if only potatoniggers realised that noone in the UK gives a shit about them maybe they'd stop with this shitposting
>>
>>139405331
i wish you were actually jung-un
i wish it so bad
>>
>>139406149
Your a false puppet state, and your lack of being able to obey will cause your downfall. You and your leader will burn and nobody will miss you. Nothing has come from the norks and nothing will.
>>
>>139406149
Post a picture from your window.
>>
>>139406063
what are you guys researching. Its not like you have the ability to build super soldiers. If you did try to make bio weapons i doubt you have the facilities unless china makes them on your soil.
>>
>>139405851
I hope so
>>
>>139406265
The news has better things to report, like Drumpfy going on vacation again
>>
Post that reported happening North Germany has been removed
>>
>>139405960
Did he really break the law or was that an excuse to abduct an American?
>>
>>139406412
>Leaf criticizing other countries for being puppets
You realize you're basically the 51st state right?
>>
>>139405730
>Chinks
>going to war for Kim Jong Un
this meme needs to fucking die, the Chinese want nothing more than Kim to denuclearize and be a nice quiet buffer state that doesn't keep dragging the South deeper with America (it took a fucking lot of missile launches for the south to acquiesce to THAAD, which is a Chinese boogieman, and the retard even managed to get Moon to be forced to request more when he wanted to scrap em all). He has yet to visit Xi, executed his Uncle who was pro-Beijing and had his brother, who lived under the protection of the Chinese, brazenly murdered while in SE Asia.
The Chinese will drag their feet as much as humanly possible to avoid total collapse of the North, but if Kim's autism really does result in a shooting war if you think the Communist party is going to roll the dice on its survival to save such an ungrateful little shit you are kidding yourself.
>>
>>139405161
Don't anyone believe for a second we don't have a few subs in the area. We could take out NK without moving any chess pieces.
>>
>>139406526
see >>139406063
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President Bush/Reagan would have invaded by now.

Let's Rock
!
>>
>>139406412
Fuck off canada, you're a state pretty much only in one meaning and it's the one that has you be on the level of California.
Too Cali to live, too Cali to die.
>>139405960
You're alright, North. You're alright.
>>
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>>139406465
Even if not a larp you wouldn't be able to see anything since their country only generates enough power to light a 40w bulb at a time
>>
>>139406501
There were no alarms in Northern Germany.
>>
>>139405331
we can just put them all on a boat and ship them over to you, if you like. seriously, i want to improve 'relations' with the norks.
>>
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>>139406526
> convicted of trying to steal a propaganda poster from his hotel.
>>
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>>139403188
Arise skyking, arise.
>>
>>139406149
Post a pic of out your window super gook!!!!
>>
>>139406715

yes
>>
>>139406265
You don't report WW3 happening and risk causing mass panic unless the Government gives you the go ahead.
>>
>>139405811
Take it easy! Don't fall into Jewish taunts. North Korea Best Korea!
>>
>>139406705
BillyWitchDoctorDotCom more comfortable with chicken.
>>
guys we have to launch a spec ops mission ourselves and save the tea girl before the nuclear war.

any volunteers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HWLuhSPjQ
>>
>>139406651
>Possible nuke
>'Sturdy building'
Fuckin' kek
>>
>>139406560
>the Chinese want nothing more
Then they should act. They could do away with him quietly and be business as usual. China has the most to lose here. Any nuke dustups in this area will not help them sell iphones.
>>
>>139403749
T H I C C
>>
>>139406612
a "few subs" to "take out NK"? what is needed are operations to remove the north korean government and replace is with a temporary one.
>>
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they are just determining the Cuck's cuck level. so far it's pretty high.
>>
>>139405210
What would Kim Jong Un do if he found out you're on 4chan?
>>
>>139401817
It's like someone was doing calculations to hit Guam and read a protractor backwards
>>
>>139405002
>>139405220
>>139405186
>>139405275

Believing the nigger with a proxy?
>>
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING UBERGOOK
>>
>>139406920
The people there don't want to be liberated. To remove an evil from our world we must raze it in glorious fire. Nobunaga style
>>
>>139407135
looks like he was executed
>>
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>>139406859
Sign me up. That tea girl needs to be saved from the grips of communism.
>>
>>139407093
Neh, most likely it's a proxy so some silly banter can't harm, but if it's real why the hell not chat
>>
>>139407093
Why beliving? Just open for possibilities.
>>
>>139407093
there's always gullible people around
.
>>
they know Trump is too coward to do something
USA is a joke BUAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>139406920
Hey Fritz, our subs carry multiple nukes. You just worry about that cunt merkel you guys keep electing.

Why Russia and China Fear America's Ohio-Class Submarines

Ohio-class boats may be the most destructive weapon system created by humankind. Each of the 170-meter-long vessels can carry twenty-four Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missiles (SLBMs) which can be fired from underwater to strike at targets more than seven thousand miles away depending on the load.

As a Trident II reenters the atmosphere at speeds of up to Mach 24, it splits into up to eight independent reentry vehicles, each with a 100- or 475-kiloton nuclear warhead. In short, a full salvo from an Ohio-class submarine—which can be launched in less than one minute—could unleash up to 192 nuclear warheads to wipe twenty-four cities off the map. This is a nightmarish weapon of the apocalypse.
>>
>>139401457
He fucking hates those fish, doesn't he?
>>
>>139407410
And Honduras is irrelevant.
>>
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>>139397666
FUCKING CHECKED
Let's. FUCKING. DO THIS!!!!!
>>
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>>139406859

i'm in

i'll be the cook
>>
>>139406874
The Chinese direct influence on the North Koreans is vastly overrated, as my post noted Kim has been regularly fingering them and the more pro-Chinese characters seem to have been purged (at least the high profile ones). That leaves their economic influence but if there is a greater bugaboo for the chinks than NK with nukes its North Korea collapsing and waves of nork refugees rushing into Northeastern China. They are absolutely obsessed with "stability".
In short the Chinese are plum fucked, they've got a madman ruining their strategies in Northeast Asia and deepening US influence in the reason but they can't do anything but cause the economic collapse of the country which they are just as terrified of
>>
>>139407410
>Honduras
kek
>>
>>139400328
Wake up with some liquor in me...
>>
>>139406859
I'll make the logo.
>>
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>>139402291
Man fuck you nigger, get the fuck out of here. People actually linking rrreddit unironically in here and shit.
FUCK OFF AND PISS THE FUCK OFF YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOTS GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE? WE HATE YOU AND WE'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T FUCK OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM FAGGOTS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All r/the_donald faggots must fucking burn now.
>>
>>139398815
If anyone attacks US allies with nuclear weapons, they've just opened the door for a nuclear response. We will fight fire with fire, stay friends with us and we got your back.
>>
>>139407254
>>139407300
I mean I expect Amerifats and Plebbit to believe it, I had respect for you Ruskies.
>>
>>139407815
"Nuclear Umbrella."
>>
>>139407816
Nice larping night, or chatting with actual gook - either good for us.
>>
>>139407502
>>>139397666
Nice digits.
>>
Guess the United States reaction- Go.
>>
I think it's a good time to remind everybody, "If you kill your enemies, they win."
>>
>>139401457
Wasting ammo, fatboy is gunna need all he can get if he attacks a US ally
>>
>>139398104
>>139398385
uhhhh nah that doesn't make any sense dude, way too far away, i mean, at least i'm pretty sure it makes no sense.

>>139399024
awww poor brain damage pepe...
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