Here we go guys. Long night ahead of us.

>>139388500
SKYKANG

will it hit the actual land?

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doesn't take all night for a missile to hit landmass
wake me up when there's a blinding flash.

>>139388614
WE WUZ SKY KANGZ AND SHIEEETTTTT

Digits confirm WW3 is imminent

>>139388859
BTFO

>>139388500
Checked, huge if true. It's been an honor tell the Aussies we love their shit posting

>>139388702
>#Japan has issued an alert for North Japan. #DPRK missile incoming.

>NK missile alert is for Hokkaido, Aomori, Iwate, Miyagi, Akita, Yamagata, Fukushima, Ibaraki, Tochigi, Gunma, Niigata and Nagano prefectures

C'mon you NORKs I got money riding on your commie asses.

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>mfw it hits Russia by accident
>mfw Russia and America form a bro-tier alliance just like in WW2
>mfw everyone is friends again

Holy shit lads is this war this week?

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>be Japanese
>get nuked

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How will Drumpf ever recover?

oh wait it's real lmao
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/902276945089630210

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IT'S THE JAPENING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu7SxzFbp-I

This is it

>>139389140
why are lefties so bad at making memes

Put me in the end of the world screenshot. It's been fun goys, been a pleasure shitposting with you all.

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>>139389359
Put me in there too.

>>139389140

BLACKED

So... another missile "launched" that won't do a fucking thing?

>>139388702
No just outside in international waters.

I hope it hits and radicalizes them.

LAND OF THE RISING SUN GLORIOUS NIPPON

>>139389095
>Russia and America form a bro-tier alliance just like in WW2
You what?

>>139389560
yes "it's happeneing" as they say

My buddy in Guam says they are getting orders to fly B1 bombers tonight with live warheads

Is it actually happening this time?

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>mfw no japs posting in this thread because they are getting evacuated with their super sonic trains and all of them are on time

>>139388500
Interesting timing. Right when US is experiencing severe weather where most of our troops come from. Looks like Kim is up for the chess challenge against Blumpf

>>139389569
hope so. why they gotta be such cunts. i was planning to go to umf in tokyo next month

Inb4 it lands in the fucking water again.

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I just wanted to go to sleep; I need to get up early. But now the world is ending.

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>>139388500
>2 weeks until I move to Japan for graduate school

I hope it isn't a nuclear wasteland by then
God damn it North Korea

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>>139389359
Put me in the screencap

Id habbemening?

>>139389649
My dad is the general of the US army and he says we are going to war literally right now

I wanna be in the screenshot

>>139388500
In the words of Andre Wanglin, YES YES YES YES!!!

>Be Japan
>no longer have army
>now bunch of beta autists
>still get nuked for a third time

>>139389560
they launched it at japan so now it actually is happening

>>139389630
Japan/America both fought against Japan together, Russia in Manchuria and America in the Pacific theatre

>>139389852
***Russia/America

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>>139388500
show my your war face /pol/

>>139389560
It's a master strategy, launch an unarmed missile into the ocean every few weeks and when everyone has their guard down bam Nuke Hokkaido.

>>139389815
Confirmed: AquaTanks inbound

>>139388500

The missile is as big as the average gooks dick, it won't get far

>>139389649
So it's treason then

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>>139388500

REMINDER: Blizzard stock is the best barometer for whether the South gets hit.

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>WW3 and massive flooding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcVzevWX4U

Its been a privilege shitposting with you my lads

>>139388500
Because the Japs are such honest, honourable people.
North Korea should have dealt with Fukushima. Heck, nuking it would probably improve the situation.

>>139389852
>Japan/America both fought against Japan together

can't tell if typo or deeply-nuanced political criticism

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>>139389359
Put me in the screencap also please

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I-is the anime gonna be ok?!

>>139390044
>witnessed
>comfy

>>139388500


>>139388500
Irish reporting it passed over Nippon
https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2017/0828/900641-missile/

>>139388932
Stupid cuck

>>139389852
When russia shifted to Manchuria we were on string terms. One of the major reasons we nuked the japs was because we didn't want communism to spread. They only got a few islands north of hokkaido and stopped because we made ourselves known.

NACHSTE MAL OHNE ITALY

>>139390235
>https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2017/0828/900641-missile/
it's heading to san francisco, i just checked the radar

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>be japaneser
>get nuked
>have meltdown get irradiated
>now best korea's target practice

sad!

>>139389095
The Eagle and the Bear, united against the Dragon and the Snek.

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Fuckers woke me up.

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>>139388500

>house has foot of water, haven't been able to leave for days
>gonna get sent off to die for some nips
>only turned 24 2 weeks ago

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>>139389923

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Opened a gold short position an hour before this news fuck me

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Rip anime I will miss you

OH SHIT IT LANDED HE-

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>>139388500
Go away CIA.

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>be japanese
>get nuked
>again

>>139389797
she looks weirdly deformed

inb4 >she

>>139389649
I'm fucking Ivanka right now. Anal. It's happening.

Are they firing at Hawaii? The missile is apparently passing over NORTHEN Japan.

>>139390305
Che vuò?

>>139389359
Fuck this nigger

Put ME in the screencap

>>139390503
are you fucking retarded? Go on Twitter, it's all over the news as well.

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>>139390161
Oh Fu-

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release the sentai squads

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>>139389359
Put me and my family in screen cap. This retarded nigga won't be a burden on me anymore.

>>139390516
Donald? Don't you have a country to ruin?

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We must save the anime brothers
>>139390161

So realistically speaking, how fast could Japan level Cuckrea if they really tried? A week? Maybe less?

>>139390498
Close it if its futures you dipshit. If it isnt have fun with your NYSE kiddie pool stocklet

My dad is a nuclear warhead and he said he is being loaded on a plane time now.

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>>139389923

>>139390161
Moeshit will not survive the bombing. All that will remain is super serious seinen.

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>>139388500
man am I fucking tired of these threads

>north korea acts up and fires a missile somewhere
>it misses
>everyone is riled up
>north korea slinks back into the shadows and does the very same thing in a few weeks

these aren't even happenings anymore

It passed over. Sad!

>>139390727

Futures are closed until 6 est

>>139390498
how long?

>>139389279

>UPDATE: North Korean projectile passed over Japan, reports say

Ayo

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>tfw your animus are about to be destroyed in nuclear Hell fire

they didnt miss japan
they are going to nuke monster island and wake up godzilla

>>139389095
>Trusting russia ever

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>>139390776
NOOOOO MOOOEEEE

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>>139388500

LAUNCH THE GUNDAMS

>>139390720
Just Japan? Probably never.

Anyone who listens to that Skyking, what did "Foxtrot flash real world event cocked pistol" mean just now?

>>139390525
Oh god yes, kek let it hit America!!!

> North Korean projectile passed over Japan, reports say

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/28/japanese-government-warns-north-korea-missile-headed-toward-northern-japan-report-says.html

>>139390925
Put the order in now most institutions are done for the day

>>139390776
Yep, we're seeing the dawn of a second era of super serious post modern anime. It's going to get weird.

KIM
TOO HIGH
TOO HIGH

>>139390314
Finally! Some great news. There will be irradiated faggot shit everywhere.

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>>139389359
Nigger don't forget to put me there

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>>139389923

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>>139391117
When is it going to hit us then?

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>>139390776
Indeed

It fucking passed over Japan, as in entered into their airspace. Have they done that before? Jesus fucking christ

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>>139390874
The funny joke is they are actually trying to hit Japan but they always miss and we just shrug it off.
But on the other side of the globe a Korean scientist gets killed every time.

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>>139389923

>>139391392
kek

>>139388500

I don't give a fuck. I hope the great leader drops a nuke on the US for the lolz.

>>139389359
Don't forget to put me !!!

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>>139388500
>not nuking Seoul
C'mon Kim, be consistent!

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>>139391117
You absolute faggot.

http://archive.is/yPi8E

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i love you faggots, it's been an honor

and don't forget pic related

>>139391586
dont hide your flag you pussy

Royal navy just sailed down my street, it's fucking happening.

>>139391362
That's new and considered an act of war by most countries.

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>>139388500

>>139391117
Alaska here, shit is it going to hit us? Are we finally relevant?

THREE MISSILES

>>139390516
Im fucking Ivanka right now. Vagina. It's happening.

>>139390643
Go on jew Twittish
>no
Believe jew media
>no
Believe NK is purposely being aggressive
>no

Like seriously go fuck yourselves.
>North Korea
>Venezuela
>Syria
Didn't do anything wrong.

>>139391756
Wew we are safe

>>139389948
>master strategy
>nuking cow pastures

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>>139388500
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER

>>139389797
>tfw no greek girlfriend to play "denbt collector" with
Feels bad man. More?

>>139391828
Im fucking Ivanka right now. Oral. It's happening

Im deep fucking Ivanka and her BFF

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>>139391756
Japan getting fucked

>>139391756
Nice happening

FIVE MISSILES AND A SUBMARINE

>>139391871
Endorsements from a Nazi, that means a lot...

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>>139390039
UNDERRATED

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Is this it lads? i never wanted to be alive through a world war.

>>139391871
>North Korean hiding his flag

this is not twitter you fucking retarded faggots
SAGE

>>139388500
Each generation of my family has faced a war.
I hope that chain of events stops.

If 2 nukes created anime I wonder what a 3rd nuke will do?

>>139391756
>3540km/hour

That's literally faster than blacks get cash advances on their welfare checks

>>139388500
If it hits Japanese soil, America war treaty with Japan obligates America to retaliate with its nuclear umbrella pact.

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>>139391953
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>139392141
>political news doesn't belong on /pol/

have you got a brain?

>>139391731
Is your street a fucking river?

See you fucking Drumpf fucks. This is what happens when you vote a piece of trash like him in. He'll start a war because of his mouth running.

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>>139390947
>passed over Japane
GUYS, THIS MIGHT BE IT, BASED KIM IS FINALLY DOING IT, HE'S SAVING THE COUNTRY

>>139391756
btfo

>>139388500
Missiles will hit Russia
digits approve ^

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I was always memeing for the happening but never actually expected the happening to happen , don't know what will happen next

>>139391871
Go back to your bunker kim.

>there was an alert on CNN thata north korean missile was literally flying over japan
>the alert has now disappeared without a trace

wtf

>>139392228
3 strikes and you're out

>>139392387
he's probably texan

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>>139391679

>>139392391
Well.
My dear slovene I will always love you.
I hope you survive.

>>139388500
>>139388500
>only place North Korea can shoot missiles safely is into the sea to its north
>all missiles heading in that direction "head towards Northern Japan"

Oh wow its literally nothing again

>>139392391
what's the big deal bro, i live in that exact area your line ends on

>>139392391
missiles don't travel in a straight line.

>>139392228
make anime real

>>139392391

>straight line

FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED?!

>Missile broke up into 3 pieces
lel

>nukes are launched every few months towards other countries by NK
>no one even cares because they always miss
This is hilarious desu.

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welp

>>139389095
Fucking normie. Best Korea all the way.

>>139392415
>Missiles will hit Russia
>Passing OVER Japan
Jesus christ kraut. I knew you were retarded but this goes beyond.

>>139390480

So, what are they saying

>>139392543
It flew over Japanese cities, what are you talking about?

What's NK's endgame here? Surely if they try any serious shit they must know they'd get utterly curbstomped?

https://twitter.com/StratSentinel/status/902285627827335168

>>139388500
fuck ww3
>>139388614
that nigga know his business.
>listening to static right now.

>>139392661
"Broke." We shot that bitch down with a classified something and are keeping it hush.

>>139392727
It's just banter.

>>139392661
good ol' chink engineering

>>139389649
Hope your buddy gets sent to Leavenworth for violating OPSEC desu

>>139392759

What does that mean?

>>139392466
Lel

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Will anime help enlist a weeaboo foreign legion to protect Japan?

>>139392824
you don't just shoot that down it was going fast as fuck

>nothing happened
Boring

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>>139392391
>what is the great circle?
Slovenian education.

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>>139389687
Their super efficient trains don't have wifi?

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>>139389923

>>139392759
Doubtful, MIRV is more than 3 warheads.

>>139392928
One missile with multiple nuclear warheads on it that break up and hit different targets, guided by GPS.

>>139392928
a delivery system for multiple nukes

>>139392661

shooting a ballistic missile test over another country is still a huge deal though

>be KIM
>see USA friends have hard time with rain
>send biggest best korea missiles
>help USA friends by evaporating all the water in badly designed capitalist city
>give citizens nice firework display too
>everyone knows KIM and best korea wants to be friends
>nothing bad will happen

>>139393042
Not when thousand of NEETs are trying to watch anime streams.

>>139392895
It's cool, his buddy's Uncle works at Nintendo.

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In Japan now, woke up to this

Gotta evacuate now so gotta go

>>139390776
Most moe is classified as seinen you fucktard.

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>>139388500
the funny part about the coming nuclear holocaust is that a lot of jews will actually die.

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>>139392661
HAHAHA Happening fags BTFO

>>139388500

You idiots nothing is happening.

>>139393103
Not true. Our Minuteman IIIs only carry one MIRV right now (SALT II limitations) but can carry 8.

will abe make a real military soon?

>>139393242
>getting nuked for the 3rd time

>>139393323
There is three missles.

>>139393242
Nobody here can read Finnish.

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>>139390022

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>Testing MIRV
>Trump will let this go unanswered

RIP west coast in a few years then I guess oh well

>>139393323
I bet they are testing reentry vessels.

initial, secondary boost, warhead separation and impact.

3 stage is vital for global strike.

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>about to go to bed
>check pol for a quick scroll
>fucking happening

I was not ready for this.

>>139389138

Yeah poor Japan keeps getting nuked. It can't win.

>>139393355
True, I always assume they are too poor to come up with that kind of system.

Oh well.

>>139391983
sauce nigga

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ITS NOT THE FUCKJING END OF THE WORLD, I REFUSE TO DIE A VIRGIN,I WONT FUJCKINHG ACCEPT THIUS

>>139390252
If the Japanese had become communist, I honestly think they'd have made a success of it more than anyone else.

>>139392599
digits confirm

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>>139389687
>>139393042
>>139393204
>Nips would go to a cheap American copy of a Japanese website to post about some random event

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>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
>THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM
THEY WERE TRYING TO HIT GUAM

>>139388500
How long until it gets there?

>>139390161
If the aftermath of WW2 is anything to go by, the anime will improve

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>>139388500
DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE

IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

Would they be able to hit Guam?

>>139392824
Shhhh, we all know it "broke"

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>>139393764
>Inb4 Tuvalu

>>139389359
>>139389359
is it worth going out to buy 50 pounds of rice or are we fucked

>>139393777
With those digits not too long

>>139393764
Guam is SOUTH of Japan. That was directed at Hawaii.

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>>139393839
Yes, they can hit some of America and all of Europe

>see pic

>>139393764
something leads me to believe you don't know where guam is

This is war starting incident.

China needs to invade and establish their capitalismo-communism shit.

>>139390776
You don't know what seinen means do you?

>>139393885
>pic
fucking kill yourself

the first time NKs missile flew over japan. this is a new tension.

>>139393942
Not Spain or Portugal

>>139393942
Beast Coast still good, that's all that matters tbqh. Manifest Destiny 2 on them mutant sons of bitvhes

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>>139388500
uh guys Canada just declared war on Australia

have we been hacked by aliens

>>139389649
My Uncle works for Nintendo of Guam, can confirm

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>>139392585
>>139392626
is this curvy enough for you

>>139393963
this

>>139393942
the one time it's good to be a south african

>>139394185
kek

>>139393942
>All Europe
Hi, from Spain

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>>139389923
>upstate New York

I'm a goner

>>139388500
I'm going to vacation in Japan tomorrow, Tokyo specifically.

Nice knowing ya, /pol/.

>>139394205
K-keep posting

Why Japan why not California

not happening. the missile went over japan and landed in the ocean.

i'm about sick of the norks shit though. someone needs to man up so i can join the army and do my generations part of killing the last of the commies.

>>139394415
you don't count

>North Korea has launched a 'projectile'

why are news sites being so quiet about this? even this headline from cnn really minimizes the incident

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they thought it would hit Japan... now they think it is going for Guam.... the truth is
PEARL HARBOR V2 INCOMING

>>139394437
>Mid State New Jersey.
I almost want the bomb
In all seriousness I'm probably safe.

>plz nuke SF
>plz nuke SF
>plz nuke SF
>plz nuke SF
>plz nuke SF

>>139394185
Autismo post of the day

>>139391951
this ancient chinese secret underwater 5-dimensional nuclear backwards Jong Un Jinga backgammon

Where was it headed?

Also a missile going through Japan's airspace is pretty shit.

>>139393030
>news says it passed over Japan
>completely misses Japan on the picture
I see American geography classes are still top notch.

>>139394415
>Implying that I cant Hide in the mountains
>Implying that this place is strategically important for nuking

>>139389095
Yeah if the wind blows in the other direction the missile does a 180.

>>139394458
Do you know any Japanese? Do you need to know any to vacate there?

>>139394458

Don't go into those maid cafes. They will rip you off!!

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>>139393430
lol keep telling yourself that happ-lets

It's never gonna happen

please be real. I wanna see the fire rise. also chaos is a ladder which I could use right now.

>>139394754
Hopefully it does not
I dont want to die from cancer or lack of sunlight

>>139390022
Not yet

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>>139394469
It's technically SFW, so ok

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>>139393757
You see that white flag with a red dot? I wonder what it could mean.

>>139389359
SAME I WANT IN

>>139394822
but your basement has no sunlight

>>139394415
Holy shit. Neither Spain or our former colonies would get hit.
We should reclaim what was our when everything explode.

So if it passed over North Korea is there a chance it's headed for the US?

> be jap
> get nuked again

>>139388702
it will hit your ass

>norks target the ocean for 6 next month
>every gook gets used to it
>norks make a slight trajectory change so it hits tokyo, everyone is shocked
that's their plan RIGHT THERE

>>139394754
>Missile passes over your house
>Sirens ACTUALLY blaring
>Alert on phone
>"It's nothing, LOL"

Haha, get fucked!

>>139394916
spain are cucks

>>139394912
>Implying I dont go outside

>>139394708
Very few people speak English, I would not recommend it.

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>>139394185

INVASION WHEN???

Trump live speech when???

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>>139394185

>>139395038
why not just target tokyo right away

>>139394583
nj is prime target for nukes due to all the chemical plants. all the chemicals would go airborne and float into nyc and all of new england.

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>>139389100
Seems so

>>139389095
>implying the Russia-USA ww2 alliance was bro tier
It was like Kobe and Shaq on the 2001 lakers

they say it crushed into 3 pieces and fell into sea
next time lads

>>139395064
furries are cucks gas yourself

>>139395146
because they would know it would hit tokyo, and not water

>>139395115
He's just been chatting with the president of North Korea's cousins, the Finns.

>>139393942
>not in the area
feels good to be irrelevant now

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>>139395049
This is a literal shot across the bow, Japan should respond by bombing the shit out of NK. What's the worst the Norks will do, shell SK? I'm sure the Japanese will lose tons of sleep over that.

>>139395200
Kill yourself furry scum

>>139389292
That would be Jappening, as in Japs, not Japening, as in kekpocalypse.

did someone say canada declared war on ethiopia?
can anyone confirm?

>>139395280

Why the shit would they do that?

>>139392085

No worries.

You won't be.

>>139395049
Quit being scared nip and get on a boat to Brazil. Plenty of Japs like you have already set up colonies there.

>>139395260
Japan doesn't have a offensive military, only defensive because the US told them so.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>139395227
god, i love this place

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>>139395260
It's not gonna happen

How will happening fags ever compete

>>139395355
for cheap coal!

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>>139390732

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2 MISSILES STILL IN FLIGHT. APOGEE OF 550 KILOMETERS. JAP ANONS BE ADVISED YOU ARE NOT OUT OF THE WOODWORKS
>CAPTCHA - JAP STREET SIGN

>>139395414
Hows it like to live in a mountain?

>>139395392
Shooting a missile over Japan constitutes "Self Defence" in retaliation. Violating air space like that is an act of war.

>>139390874
Have patients Son of the Ice. Events like this will lead to the mondo happening and it aint going to be pretty.

We should nuke the chinks again so they stop making anime

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Time to get comfy!

>>139395392
We exercise (((self-defense))) all the time, haven't declared a war in decades.

>>139395497
You are a furry scum, shoot yourself.

>>139395497
>Wasting time and talent on drawing degenerate cartoons

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Back when he used to be brave

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Going to Seattle tomorrow, New York in a week, with all these nukes and hurricanes... am i safe.?

>>139391679
>4 of clubs alone
nu-pol
>ace of spades, 4 of clubs
tru/pol/

>>139394880
4chan is a copy of 2chan. That guy is probably an americlap on a base. Real japanese people that speak good english are too busy working or riding public transportation to detour over here just to post something like that.

If 22 then it all ends tonight.

>>139394583
>Detroit
eh. Can't say it would change much.

>>139394564
Because they don't want the public to believe Trump is justified in going to war with NK

>>139395520
>chinks
But chinese people don't make anime?

Nowy Tends, kek confirms. Check these.

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>>139388500
it begins!

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>>139394185
Kek

>>139395625
that Pepe is the face of death

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>>139393942

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>>139395520