MIA KHALIFA VS ISIS

Shes actually a pretty cool person if she didn't burn as much coal as was buried in Virginia/west Virginia.

>>139385649
Which of these is the best outcome to this:
>A) She gets beheaded, ISIS gets away with it
>B) She gets beheaded, but the four ISIS dudes who did it get caught and then released
>C) She gets beheaded, but the four ISIS dudes who did it get caught and then sentenced to life in jail
>D) She doesn't get beheaded, ISIS doesn't even try
>E) ISIS tries but fails to behead her and they get caught
>F) ISIS captures Mia, and is about to behead her, but then a wild herd of AIDS-ridden goats comes and rapes ISIS and Mia, they survive, Mia escapes ISIS and ISIS escapes the police

She should make a porno that involves isis capturing her and they tell her to get naked before they kill her and when she gets naked, everyone just wants to have sex with her instead. Someone get this idea to Mia.

>>139386666
B would be statement, but by far Fmost entertaining

also witnessed

>>139386666
Best outcome: She doesnt get beheaded
Likely outcome: She doesnt get beheaded, and FBI agents that had been assigned to monitor her undercover will waste pointless work hours, observing a coal burning whore.

>>139385797
>Being concerned when a non white grill burns coal
y tho

>>139386666
Option G, where the aids ridden sheep rape ISIS and she gets beheaded for being a traitor.

>>139386666
I think F, although I'll admit it's not very likely.

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>>139385649
ISIS would love to behead her

>>139387007
Because brown girls live matter too.
Also its the sheer amount she did, with 90% of her scenes being with BBC. Her stuff without that were actually pretty good. Or the titjob.

>>139385649
Oh my god that's horrible and shocking...
Since when have Sand People been able to use photoshop?

Guys, they're evolving.

>>139385649
>158 cm tall
D-sized tits

Leave it to a goatfucker to want to kill a specimen like this

>>139386931
They should make a porno where they try to get her to put on a suicide vest but it won't fit around her tits and then a pizza guy shows up.

>>139387007
she's a hired propagandist

>>139386931
She stopped doing porn because producers, cameramen, and people in general were calling her frankentits.

She's so fucking ugly. I don't comprehend her fame

>>139387364
sounds like the best porn story I ever read

>>139387300
they're fake

>PICTURE OF MIA KHALIFA BEHEADED...
>PICTURE OF MIA KHALIFA BE HEADED...

Suddenly a single space is the difference between what she does for a living, and an islamic death threat.

>>139387007
>shitskin like Mia Khalifa, Kim Kardashian etc, burn coal
>impressionable young white girls see it
>white girls start burning coal.

Pretty simple.

>>139387528
Too bad since she has gotten them fixed and they look fucking great now.

>>139385649

>blue'd

Why do people have such an obsession with Mia Khalifa? She looks absolutely disgusting with that botched balloon titjob.

>>139385649

They can't do shit to her, they're stuck in sandniggerland reeeeeeeing their asses off. Lmao little bitches. "We will behrad you Mia durka dirks".

She should respond back trolling them.

>>139386666
Checked, leaning towards option F

Shows how she isn't Jewish, and they want to control the Porn Industry to pollute the masses with their demonic cult practices.....

They want to use porn as a tool to get into people's heads to control them and they know that the libido also controls the body and health of men.

Everyone knows that Mia Khalifa is not threatened by ISIS....ISIS is the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service....

That shit has never happened, they never follow through with threats to stars...they threaten stars that don't portray jewish stereotypes and personas so they will bend to offers to buy them out as a security financially.

They do this to many stars.

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>>139386666
I'd prefer B
>>139385649
I hope they do t b h

>>139387528
>people in general were calling her frankentits
Hahaha, yeah they are strange looking. I personally think boob jobs should be used for women with breast cancer who lost their breasts.

>>139387007
niggers shouldn't even exist let alone get to breed

>>139385649
She's definitely cute for a brown skin but those tits are God awful.

Based Isis. Making the world a better place.

>>139387772
4chin clan always latches onto the less than perfect ones that are "quirky" etc etc cause attraction has relation to what one thinks of them-self and what they believe they could snag

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STOP WATCHING PORN YOU DEGENERATE FREAKS

>>139385649
shes just a slutty mudshit coal burner which is funny. western porn is fucking gross.

>>139387938
It really is a shame when an attractive girl gets fake tits. Sometimes they don't look half-bad, but most of the time, they're terrible. And even during the few times where they're "decent", they're still worse than just having normal tits.

For example, Madison Ivy's fake tits don't look too bad, but she still looked better with her natural smaller boobs.

>>139388271
this jew bitch is gonna do an interracial porn before 2018

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>>139386666
G) She makes some more BLACKED porn.

>>139388271
>he says while posting a porn surrogate

>>139387938
yep
all cosmetic surgeries are degenerate
surgeries should only ever be performed if they are absolutely needed

>>139385649
>ISIS purging the world one thot at a time
why not

>>139387384
Its funny but I always thought someone used a bot to fake her popularity on pornhub. She came out of nowhere and then was rated number 1.

Option H: Mia Khalid's get captured by Daesh. Deep CIA martyr Khalid's triggers surgically inserted suicide bomb. Takes out four members of Daesh, America Media says 123 innocent women and children were killed at a wedding.

>>139387938
real shit homie. it's sad that many women who tragically have to deal with breast cancer tend to avoid boob job because of the porn bitch stigma. all the power to em though if they want to keep battle scars. my ma went that route. i dont think they cut off that shit flat though

>>139388597
lol i thought this too
she became #1 instantly, CIA 100%

>>139388566
because they only want to do it to their own kin who are considered traitorous and don't give a fuck about white thots

she was even uglier before he surgery. fuckin neckbeards

>>139388546
I'd go as far as to say that all forms of purely cosmetic surgery are indicative of body dysmorphia. Whether it's a man cutting off his dick and pretending to be a woman, or a jew getting a nose job and other plastic surgery to make herself look not-jewish, or a woman getting breast implants, or a girl with anorexia, or a roided-up guy who also injects synthol into his arms to make them look bigger, these are all examples of people with some degree of body dysmorphia. There's something seriously wrong with someone who wants to fuck up their bodies because of the delusions they perceive.

>>139387577
>Pizza guy is actually a group of crusaders
>Tie up the ackbaris and jamalis
>Force them to watch her worship the BCC (big crusader cock)
>

>>139388953
small natural tits are always better than lopsided disgusting frankentits that look like two overinflated balloons.

>>139386666
D
(lawful good)

>>139388983
agreed

>>139386666
she gets beheaded, betacucks and niggers demand war with islam, enlist and all go die in middle east exterminating each other, aryan chads breed the women and usher in golden age for humanity, gas from uninhabited middle east now 3 cents a gallon

>>139385797
>>139387178
She looked scared and mildly disgusted in all of those scenes. She just did it for the money and then got the f out of dodge.

She also roasts NFL niggers on twitter.

>>139388948
But how is that a problem? Any group that wants to eliminate sluts and degeneracy is doing a good thing, even if they only go after a specific group of sluts/degenerates.

>>139389362
sieg heil that brother

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>>139388983
>>139388546
Gynecomastia surgery is considered cosmetic surgery. It's not a kids fault that all the water and food in his environment is laced with estrogenic compounds.

>>139389141
she was flat as fuck, no tits

>>139389309
Coalburners deserve hatred and scorn regardless of their motivation.

She went full escort and tours canada. Almost said fuck it and paid a few hundred to skullfuck her, but shes been blacked so I said nah

>>139387552
The high pitched voice can only be described as

OIN-A-RHEA

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>>139389526
kek the betacuck waifu was a waif

>>139387664
>Suddenly a single space is the difference between what she does for a living, and an islamic death threat.
the space between head and body, yes

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>>139386666
Rollin

>>139389577
Wait for real? When? Where? And how much was it?

>>139389457
so how bout removing the sick, corrupt government instead of performing surgeries we shouldnt need to have

>caring about porn whores
end your life

>>139387364
>/pol/ writes a porn film
This needs to happen

>>139389933
she fucks everybody, and the price is probably cheap now that niggers stretched it out. maybe you get discount if her mouth is breaking out with sores

What was wrong with her tits pre-op? I don't see any problems

>>139389951
porn whores are only good for sex robot models. the sequel is better than the original.

someone show me her bad boob job

i googled that shit and they looked normal

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>>139385649
This hooker is ugly as fuck and has the worst boob job in porn. Fitting that sodapoppin is dating her. He's literally the biggest cuck I've ever seen

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>>139389457
>tfw soft puffy nips
>can feel the ball under nip
might have gyno lads

>>139389534
Still feel bad for her. One of the only porn stars that don't annoy the fuck out of me.

>>139389949
>so how bout removing the sick, corrupt government instead of performing surgeries we shouldnt need to have

By requiring the government to step in and force what people eat or drink?
It's easier and quicker to perform a cosmetic surgery than to fix a corrupt government.

>>139385649

>picture of Mia Khalifa being beheaded

Literally the first time I could actually fap to her
Imagine actually getting to watch her plead for her life

>>139389457
When I say "cosmetic" I'm talking about things that are perfectly normal. Having a large nose or tits smaller than DD is normal. Gynecomastia, while benign, is an aberrant medical condition. I think the best analogy would be acne. Acne is also cosmetic, but no one would say that someone who uses topic products to treat acne has body dysmorphia. Same with gyno. Tits on a man is not normal, and I don't consider someone getting that removed to have body dysmorphia, because that's something legitimately wrong that's being treated.

I'm not talking about what's considered "unnecessary" according to insurance companies.

>>139387552
Big fake titties, does a good deepthroat.

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>fixes tits
>look great now
>quits porn

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>>139389048
This.

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Would you behead this?

>>139391014
>id rather fix the symptom than tackle the disease
fucking die you filthy faggot

>>139386666
I think kek wants the sixth option

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>>139392271
"Tattoos"
Yes

>>139392271
gas chambers are cleaner

>>139392271
>Would you behead this?
Yes.
From behind.

>>139392271
i cut off her tits
i mean they are bigger than her damn head anyways

When did she get her nipples fixed? The only shit that comes up is like a year old. Is she still married too? I remember her husband was some reddit cuck that wanted her to do porn with black guys.

>>139393205
"her" tits

>>139392458
I never wrote "I'd rather", I wrote "It's easier".
Learn2read, low IQ brainlet.

>>139392271
of course

>>139385649
Ultimate redpill
Muslims have it right, pornstars deserve to be beheaded

>>139393625
why would you even consider it?
its not an option unless you are a degenerate and are ok with how things are
also its not easier, symptoms will comeback

horrible tits

>>139389457
>Gynecomastia
I had this shit when i was growing up. But only on one cide. I felt fucking disgusting

>>139393625
you'd rather do what is easier.

>>139393827
>why would you even consider it?
Because it's not normal for a man have to glandular tissue behind his nipple and is humiliating if severe enough.
>also its not easier, symptoms will comeback
No, gynecomastia won't return if proper gland removal is performed.

>>139394267
>you'd rather do what is easier.
And you'd rather not comprehend English properly like every other low IQ mong on /pol/.

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Halal in the streets
Haram in the sheets

>>139386666
All dem digits

>>139394225
I feel for you bro. I was a surgical tech in the Navy and helped the doc do quite a few procedures. Helps a man's self esteem immensely.
But instead of helping a fellow bro these faggots would rather call you a degenerate while at the same time discussing some whore's fake tits, L E L.

>>139385649
She's not even Muslim what could they possibly want with her?
Probably just a publicity stunt
>>139386931
Imagine that as recruiting material

>>139394782
symptoms as in ie: SJWs, antifa, white cucks, degeneracy
so you would rather start fixing something the government causes, than to fix the actual issue, the government?

>>139386666
>A)

checked btw

>>139395266
tx man. i would advice anybody to stop drinking from plastic containers, as they ofthen have molekuls that the body confuses for estrogen. Especially children growing up

>>139387528
rofl

she's a foreheadless sandnigger who could pass for a poo as well. neither of these races are appealing.

>>139395423
>Imagine that as recruiting material
you missed the point

>>139386666
>G) She's a stupid whore making it up for attention.

>>139385649
So what? It's a cumdumpster. Honestly, why give a fuck?

>>139387119
>2 brave muslimas confront racist trump supporter.jpg

>>139386666
B would be the worst. It would mean that our society has become so cucked that we let literal terrorists go free.

>>139387004
he'll get to fuck her
I don't believe those hours would be wasted

>>139390484
Soda aint dating no one.
You even seen his Reckful IRL streams?
Guy cant talk to anyone he doesnt know.

They're all autistic as fuck, they act all cool but they stick to their safezone and dont approach anyone when they enter bars etc. Just sit there all lonely talking to "chat" (middle,highschoolers) and making memes.