how would you break through a thousand strong antifa arm link?

Red Rover, Red, Rover....

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I'd charge through them

>>139378775
With a hundred men on horseback swinging sabers.

Throw out a box of donuts and them fat fucks scramble for it

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>>139378775
set them free

>>139378775
an axe

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>>139378775
let me think

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EZ

>>139378775
5000 drones armed with flash/bangs, rubber bullets, and electrical weapons.

>>139378775
I would go around them

>>139378775

Tell them it is time to pay for their student loans

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>>139378775
just walk through them, they're literally a bunch of sissy faggots

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>>139378775

pepper to the balls works well

>>139378775
You literally just walk through.

If you break their arms in the process they are not legally allowed to do anything as they were the ones causing an illegal blockage of passage on public land.

With a mustang?

>>139378775
Dodge Challenger

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>>139378775
Distract them by putting a MAGA hat inside a car so they can desperately try to break inside the car with their spaghetti arms.

>>139382403
But aren't they violently beating your asses?

>>139378775
The job applications cannon.

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>>139378775
>strong
kek

>>139378775
Application form for a job or a shower.

>>139378775
A dodge challenger and two takes.

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>>139378775

>>139382866
no?
I CC so if they tried they'd get domed

>>139382481
>Pepper balls in the headline

My fucking sides

>>139378775
Stink bombs.

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>>139379874
Yes, axe. Because dirty commies are allergic to all types of deodorant.

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>>139378775

>>139383450
They already smell terrible. Stink bombs wouldn't be very effective.

>>139378775
I have a strong front kick. I am curious, how one of them is going to absorb that, becouse others are keeping him in the place.

>>139378775
push the fattest one over

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>>139383772

Short, controlled bursts.

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If I was faced with this, I'd probably start offering the line money. It'd be fun to see someone cave and the fireworks afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvqOXUN0md0

>>139378775
All you need is a good truck at full speed

>>139380086
can i get a quick rundown

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>>139378775

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>>139378775
I saw a documentary about this once.

>>139378775

European Truck Of Peace

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>>139378775
Hit them hard With FACTS !

Offer them all jobs and homes away from Mommy.

>>139378775
Wouldn't I'd probably just linger and wait for the oppurtune moment to rape one of their girls.
I guess that's just the arab in me.

Put up a sign with a swasticker in front of them facing away, watch as they get beaten up by their own kind.

>>139379595
In a self defense situation

>>139378775
>Dogs.

What's the legality of bringing dogs to rallies?

>>139378775
Start pulling down masks

>>139378947
Kek!
Have you played that as an adult? Totally different game. Adults have a surprisingly strong grip, even women. On the plus side, adult men are also much stronger and if you hit that line at full speed and it holds, you can pull a good 15-20 people off their feet.

Any assembly of Antifa involves girls and men well on their way to becoming such therefore unleashing a spider should scatter the lot of them.

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>>139378775
pass out job applications and watch them scatter

fyi... also works with BLM protests

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>>139378775
Guy #4 isn't even using a gas mask. That's a fucking paint respirator. I use the same one when I'm airbrushing things.

Keeps you from huffing paint, but does absolutely nothing for the kinds of things you'd use a gas mask for.

If anything, I'd think that Antifa would be big fans of huffing paint.

>>139378775
Dodge Challenger seemed to work alright.

>>139378775
Probably jump over them in my general Lee reproduction

>>139385233
we isis now hail white sharia

>>139385472
kek

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>>139386297

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>>139378775

>>139378775
Whack em in the shins with a bat until they fall over one by one

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With a bat.

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>>139378775
Solution = [pic related]

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Shout "There are only 2 gender"

Half of them get asthma attacks and shake uncontrollably

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>>139386636

>>139382866
>But aren't they violently beating your asses?
Jumping literal retards, the elderly, and a couple of civic nationalist faggots that you've managed to isolate doesn't mean you're winning shit faggot.
>wut is Berkeley
>wut is the battle of Sacramento

>>139382481
GOODBYE LEFT NUT

"strong"

Job applications

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>>139378775
Just let their friends do the work for them.

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>>139385233
underrated

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>>139379193
>I'd charge through them

You realize how much damage that did to the alt right since then? Do it again, I dare ya. Get that 'terrorist' label cemented into the heads of the normies. It'll definitely be worth any lives lost in the process to wake up Americans of the dangers of the alt right.

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>>139378775

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>>139382836
CHALLENGER ACCEPTED

>>139384450
NIGGER WIPPER 5000

>>139378775
pretend like I want to join their link and run through when two open up for me.

>>139386553
We were born 70 years too late.

>>139382481
https://my.mixtape.moe/vhttba.webm

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>>139387127
>>139387102
Jews hate this german truck of peace

walk over them, they are like 5'10 at most

>>139378947

a group of people (half dressed as trump supporters, half dressed as antifa) should start a friendly game of red rover at the next rally. i wonder how the media would react to it. they'd probably ignore anything that doesn't egg on the race war

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>>139382403
lmfao, like pottery

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>>139386636

>>139378775
I'm not giving up my best tricks, FBI.

A concentrated assault on one point would break the chain and allow your people through. A couple attacks on they would break immediately, their only strength is numbers

>>139378775
Tell them (((George Soros))) won't pay them for their activism.

>>139385974
Just for the sake of argument.

>>139382848
You might be onto something here. Stick Trump stickers on Antifa cars, enjoy lulz when they destroy each other's cars

Pepper Spray grenades and a couple smoke grenades. Keep the smoke on you, have respirator, light the smoke and one of the CS before charging into bloc crowd. The confusion alone will make an opening. You also might die, but who cares, do it for the memes faggot

>>139387733
This is actually a great idea!

>>139378775
i'd put on a fat-suit and pink wig.

>>139378775
Lupus.

*laughs in challenger*

It would take a lot of dodges.

>>139378775
I'd offer them copious amounts of tea.

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>>139388084

>>139378775
A lasso, get it around someone's neck and drag them away.

Rinse and repeat

A mix of a hatchet and my own pepper spray composed of resiniferatoxin, capsaicin, hydrobromic acid, and water.

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>>139386644
I find it amazing how the hyperbolic satire of a few years ago had now fully manifested into reality.

>>139378775
I'd throw a 20 dollar bag of weed as a diversion

>>139383711
Deodorant and lighter : )

>>139382481
>That dude with the finger

Top kek, they are cowards

>>139378775
Tunnel under

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>>139391349
Call in the sappers

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>>139378775
BRRRRT BRRRT BRRRRRRRRRT

Get in a vehicle and put on some Eurobeat.

This is their hangout:

https://sub.media/

https://sub.media/

https://sub.media/

https://sub.media/

>>139378775

With a Dodge hellcat srt, charger, avenger, and challenger abreast.

Then send in a legion of shitty neons and darts for the rest.