What would happen to Daria in today's modern world?

>>139376013
Cha-cha-cha

she'd commit sucide.

>>139376013
she'd be right at home, and an avowed dyke with a shaved head by now

>>139376577
this, numbers speak truth.

prolly in Houston or some other faggy town

>>139376577
This.

Frankly the show makes more sense that way.

>>139376577
ahahahahaha you got that right. I had a girlfriend who loved this show. After I dumped her shitty ass she went full bulldyke and shaved her head and joined a roller derby league lel dodged that bullet.

Full on Reddit tier

>>139376347
This. Ether killed herself or tried to train a chad as sjw repellent. The individualism she taken from being an actual outcast right now would only be thrown into the grey mess of online snark.

>>139376577
S1 Daria would be this. Endgame Daria would want to smack her.

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She'd be a withdrawn centralist put off by both sides which would each have unappealing stereotypes. Then again, Eichler writes for Colbert so it could very well be full of retarded 'drumph' shit.

>>139376013

I afraid that she could turn SJW but :


>Too dark humor and too ironical attitude to endorse PC inquisition shit.
>Love boys so no Feminazi
>Love read and laugh about grim historical event.
>The "fashion club", her nemesis, could turn in our modern world in a "feminazi-vegan-safespace-club".

She would be /ourgirl/

>>139376013
I liked this show but I don’t think it could even be made today.

>>139376013


honestly, i think she would be one of us at this point. she was smart, individualistic and saw through lots of bullshit.

i would imagine her raging at what things have become.

>>139376013
She would have pink hair, forearm tattoos, piercings and she would be in Antifa.

f e m i n i s t

>>139377395
This.

>>139377383
Nothing from the 90s could be made today. Colbert and the rest would be lynched for Strangers With Candy.

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Mike judge didn't even have anything to do with Daria.

I hope (((they))) don't do a Daria reboot.

It would be the same disaster as PPG.

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>>139376013
she's canonically a 30 year old virgin

>>139378190
I doubt she is a virgin, it just says she hasn't found anyone special.

>>139376013
Dating a girl who is exactly like her right now, but asian.
Honestly SJW really doesn't fit it at all, more just apathetic towards everything. Which is great most the time. Though I dislike some of her leftist beliefs, the prime time deal breakers we agree on.
No illegal immigrants (she was adopted legally).
If you're on disability or welfare there should be a strict reason you are on it, we both have agreed that long term total disability is acceptable as such few people truly have this that it would negatively impact any of us.
Education and economic empowerment is the most important thing to both of us.
Military is important, since it's a literal tangible show of money and power. While countries like Germany have some 2nd world car factories and somehow think they can ask anyone to do anything.
It's pretty ok/10, i've had much worst relationships from women both on the left and right. Egoist girlfriend is the best.

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Daria's sister Quinn would be the basketcase, dipping into every leftist trend there is. Daria was the straight man to every other teen's exaggerated stereotype. Daria's only quirk was that she was a neet more comfortable at home alone than in social gatherings. Literally a female Hank Hill, to set the standard for all the other character's weirdness levels.

It's like you never understood the show and just want to bitch about teen girls, and rightly so, they're crazy. But Daria was the least crazy one.

>>139376013
Time to grow up
You may go HUH
excuse me?

I've got to be directttt
LA LA LA

You're standing on my head
You're standing
On
My
Head

>>139376013
Uhhhhhhhhh Daria was set in the modern world

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>>139380363
>all the different credits art of male characters in trap clothing for laughs

>>139376013
The creators would get harassed by alt-right cucks who cannot stomache a liberal woman having a platform on MTV.

>>139378190
That's depressing as fuck.