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/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: NOT GOOD EDITION

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Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:
https://gov.texas.gov/hurricane

>STREAMS
>Live: HURRICANE HARVEY SLAMS TEXAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk [Embed] [Embed]
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw [Embed] [Embed]
>Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ [Embed] [Embed]
>Local Coverage
http://www.wfaa.com/news/live_breaking/tropical-storm-harvey-coverage/32629471


>SCANNERS
>Houston Police Scanner Feed:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14514/web
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Liberty County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2668/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web

>Good real time info on water and rain levels:
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
http://www.weather.gov/hgx/
>Other WX Related:
https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive
>Storm Visualization:
https://www.windy.com/

>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
http://traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#

https://twitter.com/hurrtrackerapp/status/901832186235584513

>Periscope: ----- POST THEM IF YOU GOT ‘EM.------ feeds are coming and going
https://www.pscp.tv/Digger_Nick/1OdJroyXBkOxX
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRApMOmKB?q=HOUSTON
>/ourguy/ Jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OyKArBgdlLGb
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1eaJbmYnAMaGX

Rundown:
>Water released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs is expected to cause a rise of 4-6" per hour downstream
>Water is still rising 1.5 feet per hour in reservoir
>More rain forecast for Houston area
>HEAVY DOWNPOURS INCOMING BROTHERS

>become a licensed weather modifier in texas
https://www.license.state.tx.us/weather/weatherfaq.htm
https://tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/ymwed
hack texas weather

Previous Thread >>139369139
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sup
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Addicks still live?
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Anon's live

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl
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https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?
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>>139372931
Live and it is NOT GOOD.
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>>139372931
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl
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MEXICAN ANON GANNA DIE
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Reminder
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NBC News had a live interview homeless man on this morning or yesterday saying that they were killing people in the Salvation Army
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Godspeed to the anon who's going to rescue the cats.
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Fuck wh*te "people"
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Protect yourselves.

Shadilay and good luck!
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ADDICK ANON LIVE:

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl


LIVE PRESS CONFERENCE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ
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Press 'F' for all the lost Doggos
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This mexican is walking into the area where the looters are now.
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>>139372837
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NAT GOOD
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WATER NOT GOOD
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>ADDICK WILL BREAK AND FLOOD
Surely this time /pol/ is right about damns breaking
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omae
wa mou
shindeiru
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>>139373050
It's his neighborhood
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Will OP streamer get raped by Looters?
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ADDICKS BRU KEEPS STREAMING UNTIL YOU'RE HOME. WE CAN ID YOUR LOOTER IF HE GETS YOU
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I don't think this is good.
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>>139373086
It has to happen, right?
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>>139373017
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LOOTER EDITION
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He was at Clay road, anyone know what crossroad? Hwy 6? Eldridge Pkwy?
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If this shit gets bad in Groves(Jefferson county) I will livestream from ground zero
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>>139373137
checkem: yes
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How is the Woodlands doing?

I have property on Creekside Park. I don't want my fucking house to get flooded and pillaged.
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>>139373086
There's actually a good chance of it happening this time around. Both dams are extremely high-risk and undermaintained.
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Shit won't spill
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>I love the internet because they send my mother dick pics
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>>139372976
KEK WILLS IT
HOUSTON FLOODS
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>>139372837
I'm back with new pics
This one was 10 pm last night
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>>139373322
2am
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>>139372996
Probly true.
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Mexanon might die, y'all
>real bad
>not good
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>>139373322
post moar faggot im jacking off rn and need to see you getting rekd
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>>139373322

That's pretty eerie.
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>>139373281
You have to think positive!
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News Conference live on CNN
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BE READY
BE REDDY
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>showing 4chan where you live
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>>139373393
This morning
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watcha
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>>139372837
rip houston anons
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>>139373322
creepy AF
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>NEW PROJECTIONS SHOW TRAJECTORY HEADING TO PORT ARTHUR

>SOUTH HOUSTON STILL GONNA GET STORMED HARD AGAIN NEAR THE "EYE"

>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

BASED FUCKING HARVEY

Goodbye Pasadena, Bellaire, Pearland, Wards, Southpark and Sunnyside
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TURKWOISEE
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Did they open the dam overnight like they said they would? And isn't there another one scheduled to be opened today?
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>>139373468
Not like his home will be there much longer
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STOP CALLING ME CARLOS
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>>139373468
>>showing 4chan where you will die

FTFY
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>>139373468
lived*
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>>139373471
what is it? A beehive?
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>>139373529
So Houston is fucked
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More pics
We can no longer leave
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been trying to get ahold of my mom and brother in Galveston for hours.....so I come to /pol to see any REAL news....and nothing...thanks anons...
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>>139373471
stay safe, anon
is your electricity still on?
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>>139373471
Stay dry anon
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>>139373536
Yeah they did, and basically nothing happened
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Carlos is Based
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BOY
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Mexican anon is a cunt.
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>>139373471
damn son thats some crazy shit, do you live near any of those dams that are gunna pop?
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>>139373468
*showing 4chan where your house was flooded
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Kind of want to break into corner store and steal a bunch of lotto scratch tickets
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>>139373599
Don't die
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>>139373586
Using my mailbox as reference for water levels
Last night pic
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>>139373599
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Voltaire wasn't the one who said that.
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Just Swim Carlos
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MARISASTIO BE MY GF RIGHT NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>139373599
Create a raft out of dead niggers.
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Incoming RIP 24 year old anon.

#SaveTheSandle
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>>139373188
Fucking niggers. When are we going to start shooting looters on sight again.
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>>139373708
fuck man, make sure you save all them statues and figurine if nothing else
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>>139373717
Yes he was, faggot.
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Don't worry Pepe has a master plan
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ADDICKS HAS A FREE FIRE HYDRANT
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Carlos continue streaming please after you talk to mom
>>139373529
Honest question i'm in Groves near the neches river am I fucked or not I'm undecided right now went from not nervous to a bit
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>>139373529
Channelview?
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>>139373811
lmao
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stream died?
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>>139373805
I think you can right now in Texas
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>>139372971
did he check it already
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k
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>>139372996
>The militant wing of the Salvation Army starts the Second Civil War
The Meme time line is just getting ridiculous at this point.
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Im in this shit
Shit's fucked. In dickinson there is now a mandatory evacuation, that shit's just south of me. I might be next
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>>139373613
No
We are up to our knees in water
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Carlo Chancla is LIVE
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
Carlo Chancla is LIVE
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
Carlo Chancla is LIVE
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
Carlo Chancla is LIVE
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
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18 counties declared Federal Disasters, so FEMA is now getting involved. HOORAY!
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>All the water I got left right here

>Drinks it all
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Good on this guy for showing us the area, but god dammit he's an idiot.
Asking for help only when shtf is what gets people killed.
When that thing tops over you're dead and no climbing roof is going to save you.
Send a message requesting for an evac now you mong.
How can you be so paranoid about something as trivial as looters, when there's a certain unstoppable death waiting for you just above the hill.
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Is the guy at the addick
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>>139373615
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if obama was president this would be over already

fuck drumpf!!
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>>139373976
stay safe anon, that shit sucks
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>>139374024
he is home now showing us his peen
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The ride never stops.
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>>139374007
>2 bottles of water
>trapped in a flood zone
carlos is fucked
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>>139373903
You absolutely can shoot looters on sight, even if it isn't your property. Everyone in the city should be doing their civic duty.
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Addicks still increasing;

2:01 PM 104.36'

4.64 left till overflow
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Carlos get out of there you moron!!!!!!!
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>>139373916
Yeah, he's already back home
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>2005
What a fucking newfag
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Come with me if you want to live!
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That was awesome thanks based Carlos Addicks
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>>139373595
the part of it filled with mexicans and niggers, yes
the woodlands area is utah tier white. trump held a rally there last summer and i went there. nothing but miles of white people waiting in line
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>THANX 4 THA MEMES
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"Thanks for the memes-"

F
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>Carlos has been posting on 4chan since he was 12
My brother.
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>>139373471
>>139373970
Anyone still have power?
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>>139373708
Same room
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>>139374109
seriously
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>>139373970
So many loans about to be written off
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kek be with you carlos
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>>139374122
>stand up paddle

fucking die already
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Andicks done, where da real nigga streams at bruh
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>>139374178
btfo
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>>139374158
me too. 06 here
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>>139374178
I'm so, so sorry. Your shit is absolutely ruined. If you cant get that drywall out soon, your house is totaled.
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>>139374178
Damn, did you manage to at least save your most valuable possesions?
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>>139374252
Tomorrow there will be one less of us.
RIP in peace.
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>>139374109
>been posting since he was 12 btw
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>>139373708
Do you have flood insurance?
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>>139373805
They're looting while whites are out saving them and tomorrow they'll be screaming for more gibs

https://mobile.twitter.com/myhtopoeic/status/901975791784873984

Check out this video
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>>139374178

Dude whats the word. How fucked are you.
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Godspeed Carlos I wish you the best. That 1 water bottle you have left better last you.
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But why did Carlos have a Fire Hysrant in his house?! I saw no dog. WTF.
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>>139374178
do you have a 2nd floor?
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>>139372837

CARLOS YOU DAM MAN, MAN DAM !

Now pack your shit up the stairs.
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>>139374196
OY VEY It's ANOTHER SHOAH
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Y'all pathetic whinny pimpled, cum-crusted basement dwelling quasi-nazi limpdicks.
>>139373378
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>>139374027
Have u guys noticed a lot stray cats after the water levels went down? or....
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>>139374292
His hentai was already in the attic, and his memes are already on the wired...
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>>139374178
well at least you bought flood insurance.., right anon?
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>>139374368
Yes
For now
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>>139374460
JUST
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>>139374395
these digits speak otherwise
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>>139374395
i'll watch thanks
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>>139374342
>>139374354
>>139374368

Carlos some official on KHOU just said the reservoirs will overflow
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Thanks for the on site recon, Addicksbru. get clean, and get your gear ready.
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>>139374460
They look pretty bummed out
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>tfw Fort Worthian

I feel bad for you coastfags. Sure is comfy in North Texas
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>>139374460
kek
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What's about to happen to Addicks anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4
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>>139374460
Suicide imminent
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>>139374460
That's the face of someone who knows they're fucked
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>>139374513
Probably not reading the thread
>>139374275
>>139374275
>>139374275
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>>139374513
link me pastaboy
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>>139374476
Damn, that used to be one comfy garden...
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>>139374395
im like 1500 miles from there

makes more sense to just donate some money rather than waste $200+ just for transportation
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Fug. Bye bye cuck shed. Guess I'm living with my parents for a time.
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>>139374476
On the bright side, now you have a bigger pool
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>>139373790
It be smarter to choose a material that can fucking float
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>>139374007
He has running water he said he was going to shower
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>>139374476
This cannot be real.
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>>139374626
Save the doggo
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>>139374476
T-thanks Obama.
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>>139374626
SAVE DOGGO
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>>139374626
Well SHUT YOUR DOOR! DUH
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>>139374565
>this kills the carlos
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>>139374667
Welcome to floods
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>>139373599
If you haven't go ahead and disconnect your trucks battery. Had mine go under in the 2015 south carolina flood at 2AM and it set the alarm off, wouldn't crank after that.
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>>139374626
Sucks
Do you even have flood insurance?
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>>139374626
Those hard wood floors... nooooooo!
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>>139374565
Yep and Carlos' house is going to go with it. Keep an eye on obituaries.
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Carlos should have streamed himself in the shower
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>>139374460
He was on the way to JUST yesterday
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They are increasing the oulet of water from Addick!
This could cause the dam to brust.
RUN ANON!!!!!!!!!!
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>>139374582
>pastaboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

cripple governor on now
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>>139373976
Hope you make it OK, Anon. Hang in there.
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>>139374626
Wash doggo pls.
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Post your happening music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
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>>139374292
>>139374276
We got most of the electronics up stairs, a few laps but the dust tho
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>>139374781
Are his ears too big for his head or....no?
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Bet you Texas rednecks won't talk shit about cali anymore

We don't have hurricanes and floods

And we dont vote for orange idiots who do nothing to help

You deserve this
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bevil oaks(near beaumont)
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>>139374875
anon what does it feel like to see everything you know and love under a fucking a lake? can you relate to the people of atlantis?
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>>139373529
Shiet i'm in Port Arthur, am I kill?
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>>139374780
H gon' give it to ya
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>>139374889
Shill spotted
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>>139374889
I Pray Best Korea bombs the shit out of you faggots
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>>139374781
>flood control

Well he's failing miserably.
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>>139374889

>We don't have hurricanes or floods

Dude I wouldn't tempt fate with all the droughts you've been cursed with.
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>>139374889
All Californians must fucking die
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>>139374782
Source??
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>>139374948
a-are those ants?
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Doggo is having a blast.

>>139374740
No mummy canceled all the flood insurance before I finished building. Just hope thier place doesn't go under.
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>>139374781
>flood control
What a fucking job right now.
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https://twitter.com/KHOUBlake11/status/902232643957387264

Lake Conroe Damn opened
Seems good
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>>139374889
Kill yourself faggot
Also stop fleeing your shithole state and infecting colorado
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what the fuck is trump even doing? why the hell isnt he doing something to stop this?
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>>139374992

Yes they are ants.
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We need another hurricane to follow up.

I wanna see fucking skyscrapers fuckin half submerged in water and all of Houston to essentially turn into a dystopian ghost town of submerged homes for decades.
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>>139374992
FIRE ants
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>>139373271
No idea. Coworker responsible for a gigantic company with offices based in the area has not responded, nor has the customer directly.

Facebook updates seem to indicate the Woodlands largely has some flooded streets but did better than areas closer to downtown.
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>>139373615
>>139374027
>>139374434

Is this the newest and dankest cycle of collectible fresh memes???
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>>139375003
lol
>>
>>139375047
>To stop this

Stop rain? He's not that powerful
>>
Remember the last time a dam was supposed to break? Yeah, nothing happened.
>>
>>139375047
He's meeting the Finnish president in about 30 minutes.
He has better things to do than to worry about drowning citizens.
>>
>>139374889
>no hurricane or floods
No just droughts for months on end and a social dividing line so huge it has to separate California into 7 pieces so the poor class can't even get close to the upper class.
>>
Any news on USS Texas?
>>
South Cypress here
Addicks resevoir is only 30 mins south from me.
How fucked am I?
>>
I want to see Carlos' cock
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>>139375047
What exactly would you like him to do? The nigger mayor told everyone not to evacuate because it would be "too dangerous" well guess what, it's even more dangerous now that the entire fucking city is flooded.
>>
any live coverage of addicks?
>>
>>139375047
How much are you getting paid for this?
>>
>>139374806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0
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>>139374875
I mean your house itself man.
>>
>>139375047
The Mayor of Houston refused the Army Corps of Engineer's and Governor Abbot's advice for evacuation of low lying areas faggot
blame him
>>
>>139375209
:DDD
>>
>>139374889
Why you gotta be like that?
Kicking on folks when they are down to try and make yourself feel superior

You just appear as a fucking pathetic insecure weakling

I'd hate myself too if I was you
>>
>>139374992
yes when it floods they clump together like that its just one of the reasons why you shouldnt go in flood water
>>
It sucks. I know it wasn't much but I built this place with my dad. Maybe I'll get a nice FEMA trailer

>>139374948
Quit shitposting and get back to work ESD 1
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Thought I might as well give an update on the Beaumont area again
Pumps can't push out enough water coming in and the real storm hasn't hit us since last night.
Port Arthur anon if your still here get out of there its already flooding bad there.
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>>139374460
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>>139375198
enjoy having everything you ever knew washed away
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>>139374958
> get to be Atlantian
> just by getting some mild rain
Pretty good trade off
Also we saved most of what would be valuable
>>
WILL TRUMP DISAVOW WATER?
>>
>>139375240
https://www.pscp.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?
>>
>>139374806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsZJkXxWU4&list=PLf7LEX2rpOnFpGdOuYfxXRczL54tDawvF
>>
>>139375178
True, though hopefully we will will it to happen, if it breaks now then the water should subside by the end of the week. If it breaks later then they could stuck for two weeks.
>>
PRO TIP:

KILL ANY ANTS WITH SOAPY WATER, IT FUGS WITH THE SURFACE TENSION MAKING THEM DROWN.

dont let em get away
>>
>>139375198
You have about 8 minutes longer lifespan than addicks anon when the reservoir wall fails.
>>
Is Dallas okay?

I need Dallas flooded.
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>>139375344
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>>139374948
Will someone try the dawn soap thing and film it. I just wanna see if it works.
>>
>>139373976
>No
>We are up to our knees in water

make sure you can cut throught the roof.
remember they opened the reservoirs last night, and it could spillover

good luck and godspeed anon
>>
>>139372951
This isn't the time for memes.
lmao, poor motherfucker. Hopefully he's good.
>>
They opened one of the dams.
Damn.
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Made a gif
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>>139374565
>the ancient cunt blocking the view as it happens
>>
>>139375334
What are you doing for drinking water? Did you get a lot of bottles of water?
>>
>>139375423
unfortunately dallas is fine
>>
>>139374702
At least you can still use the top outlet ya dingus.
>>
>>139375334
thats good anon, its a shame your house will probably become uninhabitable with the mold and structural weakness that will occur. may the blessings of kek be with you
>>
>>139375017
Does that mean everyone is fucked
>>
Someone get a boat to Carlos. /pol/ lets plan his evac.
>>
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>>139374889
Then stop fucking moving here you commie faggots
>>
>>139375396
Jews always finding a way to take down the little guy
>>
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>Dickinson less than 10 minutes south of me
>They got a mandatory evacuation notice

I'm gonna die, aren't I?
>>
>>139373284
I keked hard.

Godspeed, Carlos!
>>
>>139375472
Ho. Ly. Fu. Ck.
>>
>>139375334

turn on the hazzard lights on the truck so we can see it float away at night before you drown
>>
>>139375396
I think crazy ants here all died haven't heard a peep about them and they usually are everywhere.
>>
>>139375472
>.gif in .webm board
>>
>>139375198
Get out if you can you idiot.
>>
>>139375495
Fucking God damn it
>>
>>139375472
jesus christ
>>
>>139375541
Run anon
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>>139375472
Impressive.
>>
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It's definitely increasing in water level.
>>
Holy fuck all these live streams shown on rsbn are insane
>>
>>139374987
They have earth quakes...How can pissing off karma go with fault lines.
>>
>>139375541
Drive away anon
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>>139375472
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k
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>>139374127
This. Reservoir anon is now Carlos Addicks.
>>
holy fuck they are showing the dams on CNN
>>
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she didn't know she was on air

was whispering "I better go, bye" on the air
>>
Lots more rain incoming
>https://twitter.com/sgemccloud/status/902248569981333506
>>
>>139375396
Really makes me want to go outside with a bottle of dish soap and rek their shit for fun but idk about the snakes n gators
>>
Any links of news report about opening flood gates
>>
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My hometown flooded in 2013. If any of you guys have a chance, eat your perishable food soon or it will rot when the power goes out. There is nothing worse than pulling rotten wet food out of your house.
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>>139375472
>>
>>139375541
>>I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Are you a nigger?
>>
>>139375541
GET OUT ANON!!
>>
Latest GOES water vapor imagery showing a lot of flare up around the center of circulation now that it's moving off the coast. The storm is restrengthening and the rain bands should begin to backfill around Houston and get heavy again in the next few hours.
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Sucks bros. I built this place by hand. Now I have to start all over. The shitty thing is two streets over its dry.
>>
>>139375423

cloudy and mild rain in dallas right now. waiting for the influx of nig, spics, and gooks to come up here lookin for gibs. houston is only 3-4 hours away from us.
>>
Weather Channel says Addicks has gone down.

Happening confirmed over.
>>
>>139374045
Kek, fuck that fag nigger and his tranny chimp wife thing
>>
>>139375701
it's on CNN
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Wet Lives Matter
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>>139373017
(You) sir are pic related
>>
They're shipping Houston refugees throughout the rest of Texas now.
NOLA NIGGERS NOW COMING TO REST OF TEXAS
>>
>>139375541
>>Dickinson less than 10 minutes south of me
>>They got a mandatory evacuation notice
>I'm gonna die, aren't I?

get out man
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>>139375489
We have filters and anti bacterial tablets as well as water bottles
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>>139375751
f
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>>139375593
???
>>
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>camera cut
>phone conversation
>I love you too
>I better go
>I love you too
Who was she talking to and what was she saying?
>>
>>139375541
Dickinson was topic here since last night. Getting higher and higher. We didn't you leave? Anon, really...
>>
If Get confirm power increase
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>>139373595
Mostly the crime filled South/Southeast side

>>139373871
Might be some flooding but check your reservoirs. Stay safe partner.

>>139373884
You're fucked mate.

>>139374960
Depends, but I'd start prepping, you got 36 hours.
>>
>>139375541
I hope so...
>>
>>139375791
It's getting worse in the next 10-20 minutes
>>
>>139375765

Rain is gonna pick up in a few hours. Happening can still happen
>>
Haha were is your stupid kek at now Texan losers?

Hope you drown slowly.
>>
>>139375751
F
hope you have flood insurance
>>
>>139375857
how many feet do you think this is

looks like 20+?
>>
>>139375841
Based Alex Jones
>>
>>139375765
then how do you explain this? >>139375791
>>
>>139375899
How so? Sudden rainfall?
>>
>>139375689
saw this too
>mfw no qt girl telling me she loves me
>>
>>139373017
please go back to looting
please get shot in the process
please die without a burial you fucking parasite
>>
>>139375942
Are you even in the US?
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>>139375862
(((they))) are about to blow the reservoir
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>>139375472
>>
>>139372837
the belly of the dragon will drip water
>>
>>139375751
That's not a Ferguson 2000, is it?
>>
>>139375967
hurricane moving offshore, picking up energy from the ocean
>>
>>139374658
wise anon
>>
>>139375967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k

Move back a few minutes, he covers that the rain is currently yellow grade and turning red.

You can find the exact figures if you want, but red means worse
>>
>>139375942
how much are you going to shill before you earn enough money to buy a meal
>>
>>139374992
Yes ants will ball together around the queen and float during floods
Last year in louisiana when I flooded I only saw one ant ball, but the fucking spookiest thing was the spiders rushing onto my house since I was second to last to flood. On my front door alone there had to be over 300. Also saw a small gator that lived in the neighborhood pond grab a chicken off the top of someones truck was pretty neat
>>
>>139375857
wtf that's 15 feet at least
>>
Question:

Why hasn't anyone developed a consumer flood barrier which uses the amount of water available as a means of creating a quick, heavy barrier against further water?

E.g. a kind of long, thick balloon which fills with on-rushing water and is then sealed by the user and used as a dam outside their property
>>
I'M HUNGRY
BAKE BREAD
>>
new thread?
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>>139375841
good..good...
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>>139375955
looks like 20+ yeah
>>
>>139376120
because it is filled with water so it would float away with the flood waters
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>>139375541

If I were you, I would shut off my computer right now, unattach it from the plugs in the wall, and get ready to pack it.

I would then spend the next hour packing, and then drive the FUCK away.

If you aren't doing this you could die.
>>
>>139376120
>E.g. a kind of long, thick balloon which fills with on-rushing water and is then sealed by the user and used as a dam outside their property
because we dont live in a cartoon?
>>
Bravos river - major flooding level, TONIGHT
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this will become some post-apocalyptic shit
>>
>>139376108
11(41t liters) trillion gallons of water been dropped on Texas and Houston.
>>
>>139375513
it means some people are fucked

if they can't release water fast enough and the dam fails, then everyone is fucked
>>
>>139376023
lol
>>
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>>139375541
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>>139376120
They pretty much have.
Pic related is an inflatable dam.
You can buy them from Chinks.
>>
>>139376313
god i miss oroville dam generals, this post just gave me a flashback
>>
>>139376239
>fills with on-rushing water
Right, except this isn't at all how it works. It would be better to have a gigantic air-filled ring around you house that has a solid tarp underneath so that it'd float up, raising the tarp wall. Even then..
>>
>>139376261
The worse is the bit to come, the clean up, after the rain finishes when the bottled water runs out, when everyone i sleft to their own devices and the sun comes out. That is when it gets bad
>>
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i feel a disturbance.. sumthin aint rite
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>>139376120
>>
>>139376359
>>139376359
NEW FRESH BREAD
>>
>>139376158
>>139376163
I'm on it.
>>
>>139376214
It would be tethered beforehand to all and any heavy objects (trees etc) nearby.

>>139376239
More fool you realitycuck
>>
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>>139376264
We're up to 11 trillion now? I thought 9 trillion was bad.
>>
>>139374138
My mom went. I had to work wages lave server job I missed it. Those whiteys will Def kill looters on site
>>
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>>139376120
probably the water is too high for something like this to work
>>
>>139375751
Fuck dude I'm sorry.
>>
>>139376444
Thanks mate
>>
>>139376493

Ok. So how do we collect the water into a cube and then drop it somewhere else?
>>
Fort bend evac ordered. I think this is the end for me
>>
>>139374476
siiick. you got a mini swamp instead of a stupid garden.
>>
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>>139376120
http://www.quickdams.com/
>>
>>139375791
Yeeeeaaahhh they do
>>
>>139376573
we just have to build a hurricane
>>
Has anyone heard anything about Katy evacuations? Everything looks fine but my Grandfather just called saying that they were telling some sections of Green Trails to evacuate. And also saying that Nottingham Country Kelliwood needs to evacuate which is right across the way from me.
>>
>>139374948
Asians do amazing things.
>>
>>139372996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee4hBZ9CbpY

here is the video
>>
>>139376341
>those big saggy flapjack titties

hhhnnnggg
>>
>>139375791
where are you getting this data from?
>>
Anybody else see that nigress buying ice cream at kroger?
>>
The reason the Houston city council didn't want tp give evac orders is because of corruption. After Rita, Houston set aside $32 million but the dems in that city have been embezzling the money into their campaign funds, so they don't have nearly as much of the money. They are covering it up
>>
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>>139375126
it has become a Cat-astrophe. Seen plenty of dogs being rescued, butt now that the water levels have gone down there's frikking cats everywhere. still trying to find the owners
>>
>>139376840
lmao what the fuck
>>
>>139375712
>My basement got no business looking like this.
What does this even mean?
>>
>>139377052
kek
>>
>>139376521
Youd need something closer to the house, no? Becuase then the rain would fill up water inside your sandbags?
>>
Second question:

Why hasn't anyone developed a modified hose to be fitted to one's home vacuum cleaner (hoover) which can be left on for unlimited amounts of time to suck up water and move it via the hose to another area?
>>
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>B-b-b-but what about Galveston?
>>
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>>139375472
thats pretty legit
>>
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>>139375888
>tfw this Hurricane washes all of the ghetto trash in to the gulf
Checked
>>
>>139374806
https://youtu.be/KqeKikpLQ5o
>>
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>>139377191
What about a house on stilts, but the stilts run from the ground to the attic, and the house has some sort of inflatable device on the bottom and when the floods hit it lifts the house up along the stilts and keeps it place.
>>
>>139375751
dont forget to save the water in the upper part of the toilet, it's clean drinking water that can save your life anon
>>
>>139377191
why not just buy a pump if you live in a floodable area, its like $50 for one that can more a couple of cubic meters a minute
>>
>>139376573

You just gotta freeze it
>>
anon streamer if you see any cats you better save them
>>
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>>139377191
Most american vacums are not wet/dry

and they do, its called a pond vacume. My dad is the only one I know who owns one though
>>
(((Insurance industry))) is going to demand a bailout. (((Stock market failure))) soon?
>>
>>139375751
It was gonna start molding anyways with that floor in the bathroom.
>>
>>139374476
what part of town are you in? Reports are staying they expect Buffalo bayou water level to hold steady.
>>
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>>139376870
>tfw you have built-in flotation devices and doesnt afraid of any floods
>>
>>139373529
>bellaire

Now, this is a story all about how
your floodplains got dripped with rain and drowned
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the end of Texans who were told to stay there

In West Gulf of mexico born and raised
On a north western path I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' past caterory two
And absorbin some rainfall outside of the U
When a couple of towns that were doin real good
Started fearin floods inside their neighborhood
I got increased to cat 4 and and they all got scared
And said 'we expect 50 inches of rain to fall everywhere '

I pegged and defeated every weather gauge
storm surge was raisin like the minimum wage
Like a seatbelt in a plane crash, dont bother to click it
its like your state is a hard drive, im comin to brick it

wind whistled through the trees as i came near
The citizens all thought "i shoulda got out of here"
for a moment, i felt bad, and started to care
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - and sent their homes in the air

I pulled up to the coast about category 5
while they yelled to first responders "hey we still alive!"
I looked upon the damage
but i wasnt done there
went back into the gulf and set my sights on bellaire
>>
>>139374658
kek. at least their hair is hydrophobic. Make a rain coat out of it
>>
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>>139377002
>tfw there are poor, wet, and scared kitter kats all over the city
>>
>>139374948
dish soap will break the surface tension and drown them all, it is the only way to kill them.
>>
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>>139377885
Stop it anon your gonna make me cry
>>
>>139377111
Checked. More importantly, who the fuck builds a basement in Houston?
>>
Addicks is gonna break. Fellow katyfags gtfo now! Wish me luck.
>>
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>>139373529

real shit?
>>
>>139376376
/comfy/
>>
>>139375334
ya shoulda put the truck on some big jack stands or something
>>
>>139377894
Doc Bronner's castille soap with pepper mint absolutely obliterates insects as well, just for double kill it with fire effectiveness.
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