Well christfags? Explain this one.

>>139371367
TV is an invention of the devil

so when you see a preacher on TV...

Osteen can't make money from this, he's not interested.

>>139371367
Megachurches and TV evangelists are disgusting in my eyes. Their pastors and sermons are obviously insincere and separate themselves from their congregations.

>>139371367
without even knowing who that is, i can immediately tell he's a piece of shit.

>>139371367
How about you focus on the mayor who should be charged with a crime you fucking low iq mongoloid.

>>139371367
>protestant heretic stake dodgers
>christians
pick one.

>>139371367
Osteen is a Luciferian prosperity gospel kike. He's a new age faggot.

>>139371367
>Joel Osteen
>Christian
Come on, try harder. Even most Prots believe he's bullshit.

>>139371367
Joel Osteen is just a fear-mongerer. He's not a real Christian by FAR. Most Christians aren't really that Christian anyway. They're just afraid of eternal hell like most muslims, they're not concerned with actually doing good things and being a good person. They're selfish, real Christians are not. :/

>>139371367
Joel Osteen preaches a heretical false gospel of material wealth and prosperity. It is known as the "Prosperity Gospel."

>>139372107
Become a Christian and you'll be a millionaire in less than a week!

>>139371367
Ok so i dont get it... I know who he is, and that he is evangelical. Idk if he is good or bad, pretty much seems like one of those christless Christians that preach feel good stories. But i dont get it, so he is shutting down his mega church, because of a disaster, what is wrong with that?

>>139371367
>houston needs this megachurch

FOR

FUCKING

WHAT?

>>139372337
this, and also, a lot of Prosperity Gospel preachers will tell you that if you donate to their church that God will make you rich later on, or something.

Preying on the poor. Shameless

>>139372682
For shelter and a place to go that isn't flooded.

>>139371367
God will take care of his own. Atheists need not pretend as if they actually care about such things. Continue being spiteful twats, everyone. It's literally nothing.

He's likely damned for more than just this instance. The man is misguided and has led many down his heretical beliefs. I only have pity for him and his lack of love.

>Protestants
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>139371367
Some fucker, prayed to hard for rain.

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>>139371545

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evangicuck mega church tv shills aren't christian

the only church is the one true Catholic Church

everyone else is a lost idiot larper, like joel

>>139374596
Whatever Catheterlick cuck, why don't you go buy some indulgences and fuck little boys.

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>>139371545
Evangelicals are heretical anyway

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>>139371755
some idiot guy in europe says p-p--pprots work harder!!! sosoooo they can give all their money to joel and falwell!!! ff-ff-fuckin p-p-papists!! wahhh papppisssttss wahhh!!!

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>>139374786
that all you got? lmfa00000...

you're fucking stupid ya lost sheep pussy

>>139371367
fuck that guy hes a scam

>>139373266
>weather forecast
>hurricane
>leave

IT'S LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE
EVEN POOR ASS PEOPLE COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BUS TICKET

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>>139374786
go give all your money to a tv shyster and go off to prottie church camp and get molested by tv mega church shyster counselors while you're at it, kiddo

>>139375576
Yeah well when people are in danger and you call yourself a Christian you don't prevent some innocent people from getting to safety.

Megachurches are the fake good news of Christianity.

>>139375868
Safety was leaving town. Those people are retarded to complain now

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>>139375397
>>139375682
>being this bootyblasted
You haven't been this upset since you realized what Father Seamus did to you when you were 12 was wrong

>>139371367
Joel Osteen is a known charlatan who uses the Christian label to make his millions while subverting the church. He's a hack.

>>139371367
The church is flooded. Dumbass. He still sucks though

Megachurches are the work of the devil.
Hurricanes are acts of God.
God sent hurricane Harvey to destroy Osteen and his followers.
The devil wisely chose to flee.

>>139375995
Joel Osteen is in danger of going to hell (3 days of it) and he needs to repent and accept the True God. He has rejected Christianity in return for supporting taboo culture and fear of things that make us feel good but have no harmful properties to them. You guys need to snap out of it and love each other. Christians DO NOT do what Joel Osteen did. I could go on and on about keeping nonwhites out of Europe but it does not fucking mean I wouldn't help them. Christians have a test to go through, and most of them will fail if they keep this up.

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>>139371367
don't know who that is but he's not representative of Christ if he refuses to act like Christ.

he's not /ourpastor/.

>>139376206
Keep rejecting the Trinity. I dare you. You protestants are fucking hypocrites. You can't get to heaven through faith alone, YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE A GOOD PERSON, NOT AN EVIL ONE. You can be a Protestant and still get into heaven but you have to recognize the Feminine (The Holy Spirit) Mother as well as the Trinity as a whole. You people cause me righteous indignation.

I swear I have almost lost it. Am I getting through to you?

>>139377187
:)

>>139371367
Osteen is what he is....he has the clothes of a christian, but not the heart.....

don't judge us all by that fool....or do there is only two opinions that matter and They both know all our inner most thoughts, good or bad......

What that idiot needs to do, is to give all his wealth to rescue and recovery effort....then maybe he will get a pass from other Christians....

>>139371833

this mayor meme is retarded, its simple,they did the math they knew if they didnt announce a evac the smart people would evac and they would get out due to less traffic

>>139375576

>end of the month
>poor people
>buying literally anything

u wot

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>>139378060
>they did the math

>>139371367
>>139372107

politically correct Christianity.

He stays on air because he doesn't call out gays, trannies, pagans, SJWs, etc.

>>139372680

church got flooded but has businesses and shit.

Maybe you fuckers are being unfair. He's probably off in Utah or Montana loading trucks with supplies or he's off on his speed boat saving fuckers.

Me thinks most christfags know that joel osteen is a stain on their religion.

>>139378905
I'd think the whole fucking church wouldn't be flooded. I would imagine there would be at least a little bit of room in there for people to reach sanctuary. It's a huge fucking church. There's probably plenty of room for at least a few hundred if not a thousand people. Fuck him.

>>139378905
I'm sorry man, I'm not having a good day.

>>139371545
kek
https://youtu.be/i5Dk8K8TBXc?t=184

his church is flooded. can't find the fb picture right now

>>139378955
This.

He's a con-artist, nothing more.

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>Trusting televangelists, let alone trusting another man/woman/xir to tell you how to think
>not trusting the free will God granted you

kys

>>139371367
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF170B126002E7CB0

>>139380027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_pV0H5ieiw
>not posting the trip a nigga up one

>>139371367

He's too busy having his Gulfstream serviced in the bahamas.

>>139371367
Guy is a scam artist. You can donate your property to him if you want check out his website.

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>>139380881
>cut dat bitch off

>>139371367
>megachurch
Well Amerifags? Explain this one.

>>139381315
>lack of potatoes
Well McGregor? Explain this one.

>>139378060
>the smart people would evac

So nothing would change and one in Houston would evacuate.

>>139378145
Do they really have no money? No buses were giving free rides?

>>139381451
The English caused a genocide of our people. There. I said it. It may or may not have been intentional. Or I may be wrong. I'm not sure. But I wouldn't be surprised seeing as how the pretentious 'I'm English so I'm Germanic' English pieces of shit ruled over my people for 800 fucking years and yet they still call us the bad guys. What a bunch of snide cunts. Oh well, they're different now and I appreciate them for having a big fucking change of heart.

>>139376273
Shut the fuck up with your fake news.

Olsteen does not take or make money from the church. He makes money from his books, which are all best sellers.

For people who scream about independency y'all have a problem with this

/Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35K6vQRt67g

>>139371367
How close to the flooding is it anyways?

>>139376469
Pretty much this.

>>139371367
I thought his name was olsteen?

>>139379727
It could be dangerous for them though, that could spell both danger to people and lawsuits for Osteen.

>>139371367
that nigga don't belong to christ sorry to tell you

>>139383254
Maybe that's just how people pronounce it?

Favre = Faarv in 'murica

>>139383768
I would still do the right thing and be a good person man.