HOUSTON APOCALYPSE

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THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER

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HOLY FUCKING FUCK ITS HAPPENING

>>139354419

Houston going Fukushima.

>>139356294
Can't. STNP is a Gen II containment system and has hydrogen ventilation systems even if in a SCRAM.

>>139354419
americans overblow all their hapenings, this kind of shit happens in europe every week.

>>139357196
It's literally a dam and potential nuclear disaster. Why are Europoors so insecure about their shitty continent they have to compare it to the US. Are you that insubstantial?

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>>139354419
Wait a second, anon
There is no way you can prove these fine gentlemen stole those TV
for all we know they are evacuating their own property

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>>139355050
Is true

BREAKING: Explosion in Downtown Houston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x03hw658w88

>>139357196
When's the last time London was under 15 ft of water?

>>139359655
Crazy. Bet its a bigger fire now

>>139361730
It's under 6 metres of Pakis.

>>139357812
yeah yeah, and there's a nuclear reactor in france that's about to blow up every other month.

>>139361730
texas is not under 15 ft of water, ever hear of a thing called a storm drain?

you are overreacting, there was a storm last year in Serbia, all I did was stay inside and neet for a couple of days and that was it.

burgers tend to overreact to everything, that's why they don't let their children play by themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Southeast_Europe_floods

>>139362637
Yeah yeah calm down australi-
*Checks flag*
AMERICA?!?!

H-how are you reaching banter levels that normal Australians have?!?!

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>>139362900
Says the country who cannot even leave from the Sinking ship

>>139357812
>potential nuclear disaster

Kek no. Learn a little bit about how modern nuclear plants are constructed and you'll see that only third world shitholes let their plants meltdown

>>139359655
Jews did it.

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>>139362794
But unlike serbian "houses", whhen the flood hits american homes, they have valueable stuff to lose.

>>139363250
>Leaving a sinking ship without packing your belongings.

Pffft, typical Amerilard way of thinking I bet you'd only take one pack of tea as well wouldn't you, HAHA fucking disgusting.

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>>139362900
You're so funny!

>>139363497
The banter in this thread is epic! NEVER END!

There's no nuclear power plants and uppity nignogs get shot. Sage

>>139363497
buy portable shit wannabe kraut then

my most valuable possessions:
>macbook
>ipad
>3ds
>ps vita
>phone

everything can fit into a single backpack

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>>139354419

>>139363708
>hurr durr
>i can't fit my 40inch tv into my backpack

don't fucking watch tv you dumb cunt then, it lowers IQ

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>>139363708

>Serbia giving its money to better countries

You want flip phone? Big deal, six pack flip phone, all yours. You could be hotshot Donald trump businessbork

>>139364045
i have an iphone.

And I don't mind "giving my money" to other countries, because i'm not "giving my money" to anyone it's a voluntary transaction. Protectionism leads to places like Venezuela and Yugoslavia.

Also I worked in the US for about a year and earned way more money than I "gave them". So hurr durr your country is giving me money. Take that!

>>139365159

I don't take anything from smelly shower-free serbs except their hard earned Borkbux

>>139365486
I'm not giving you anything. Why so butthurt about someone you don't even know lol?

>>139365606
No point in having a discussion on pol anymore
Just meme and move on

>>139365606

Look out I think I see a Bosnian stealing your yak

Nigger looting does not mean apocalypse, its status quo

>>139354419

They're simply saving otherwise flooded, useless tvs from polluting the city you fucking racist. go eat a dick plz

>>139365740
Don't mind the Bosnians. They eat pork and drink alcohol. I'd take a Bosnian over a jihadi Paki or whatever crap Germany and UK have any day.

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>>139362900
Finnish parents.

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>>139365902

I wouldn't know what it's like in Germany or UK since I live in the first world.

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>>139354520

>>139366011
Top kek. I turned down a job offer in London, after flying to onsite interviews, because it looks like the middle east, not England.

Also any rock hall of fame that doesn't include Yugo rock is trash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7QEFe2OPtE

>>139366471

Have you ever considered moving... To the next life and freeing up air for the rest of us to breathe?

>>139366568
>To the next life and freeing up air for the rest of us to breathe?

Yeah, but i'm too lazy.

>To the next life

No such thing, there's nothing after you die.

>freeing up air for the rest of us to breathe?

AmeriJuan, learn what photosynthesis is, please.

>>139366758
the first quote was supposed to be
>Have you ever considered moving...

>>139366758

>there's nothing after you die

Nothing for a smelly Serb. I'm gonna go to first world heaven, fish with Moses on my solid gold pontoon.

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>>139354419
>nuclear power plants exploding
>mfw I'm in Louisiana
I'm ready

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>>139354520
HOLY SHIEEEET.

>>139366970

If Nostradamus was so good at predictions why didn't he see the pipe bomb that killed him coming?

>>139366936
No you're not. Heaven isn't real. You're in stage 1: denial.

>>139366970
>The star will gorge itself on clay

Wtf like a solar eclipse?

>>139366945
In the event of a country wide nuclear blast or strike would we still continue to have normal life's, like go to school/work?

>>139367267
DPRK nuking Guam.

>>139367214

>implying I'm a river

Got showers on the brain, Bjozniak?

>>139363497
also they dont have to deal with a 10000 niggers looting all the stuff

>>139367378
stage 2: anger?

>>139367623

Sorry, I don't understand is this a cultural joke you're making?

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>>139354520
>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
but why a dragon?

>>139367767
Dany's Dragon died from a gut wound and fell to the bottom of a lake.

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>>139367762
He's already bargaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmt1juKlzsU

>>139368127

I guess I'll just never understand your bizarre, alien culture.

>>139368255
Sure thing ameribro. I just have one last thing to say, before I go watch anime (on my fully portable flood resistant laptop):

トラップは同性愛者ではありません

>>139366970
Maybe he meant the belly of the star will drip water and the dragon will gorge itself on clay.

>>139368741

>the star will leave its cave forever

Norks get btfo

>water will drip from the belly of the bear

Global warming melts Kremlin

>trump will gorge himself on clay

Helps his low potassium

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>139354419
If where there, id grab my rifle and start sniping niggers