Brit/pol/ - The Secret Tripfag Discord Edition

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sup mum, how the fucks it going?

If you're experiencing homosexual feelings, please talk to a priest immediately.

Thank you.

Neck Nonces.

>>139342042
Are you LARPing or suggesting where he can find like minded people

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A slightly edited version.

>>139342123
we should spread a rumour about eddie getting btfo by some poofter

>>139342121
I wasn't suggesting that people visit Catholic priests.

If I lose a significant amount of weight are my politics likely to change? I'll be going from obese (BMI of 32) to trim.

>>139342195
That explains a lot.

>>139342081
No problem.

Just visited America for the first time lads, here's what I learned:

>Southerners are proper sound
>Northern Yanks are proper cunts
>The American police are the same; northerners are cunts, southerners are sound.
>Cunts from the Bronx are sound (if they're white/guido)
>It's a bad idea to say cunt as a term of endearment, cuz Americans are touchy cunts.
>American McDonald's is shite compared to ours believe it or not.
>Their coca cola is shite as well, corn syrup in everything over there
>Their bread is shite, they actually put sugar in their bread
>That being said, 'soul food' is amazing as fuck.
>Firing a gun is an amazing feeling
>Americans are fat due to having to drive everywhere and anywhere to get your shopping done
>Their 'ghettos'/council housing is x2 better than most council flats here in the UK
>Most cunts have a huge house and at least 2 cars

tl;dr, Americans are rich as fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejgpiWZHH34
Lads...

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>>139342273
Anglican?

How do I get a diverse gf?

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>>139342345
I thought you'd might say that. It wasn't what I wanted to hear when I went there, if it makes you feel better.

>>139342403
>if other Nonces approve of my noncery then I win.
I would unironically curb stomp you, you fucking cunt.

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yes we definitely (don't) have a discord

>>139342196
Why bother when he continually BTFOs himself and is a huge faggot nonce?

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>>139342377
Fast food is shit, learn how to cook.

>>139342397
C of E needs a good purge of its clergy

>Competent was not an adjective often applied to Major’s administration. Nor, regrettably, was the word ‘decent’, particularly after the government’s behaviour over the Civil Rights (Disabled Persons) Bill. This backbench measure, sponsored by MPs from all parties, sought to ensure that access for the disabled was provided in places of employment, on public transport and in public buildings. But when the Bill came to the Commons in 1994, five Tory backbenchers submitted some eighty amendments between them, the clear intention of which was to wreck the proposed legislation by ensuring that the debate ran out of time.

>There were suspicions that the backbenchers were acting on government orders, a charge flatly denied by Nicholas Scott, the minister for disabled people, until it was demonstrated to be true; Scott’s department was indeed behind the drafting of the amendments, anxious to scupper the Bill but lacking the courage to admit the fact in public. Calls for Scott to resign came both from the Labour Party and from journalists, including the Independent’s Andrew Marr: ‘He blatantly misled the House of Commons but, more important than that, he was party to one of the shabbiest acts of parliamentary sabotage we have seen for years.’ Even Scott’s own daughter, Victoria, who worked with a campaigning group on the issue, joined in the calls: ‘Resignation would be the honourable thing to do.’ Scott was said to be ‘close to tears’ and to have offered to step down, but was persuaded not to do so; instead he was obliged to talk out the Bill himself, speaking for more than eighty minutes in the Commons as he outlined the government’s honest position that ‘it would cost too much money’. As he spoke, a demonstration by disabled people outside Parliament saw thirty or so campaigners abandon their wheelchairs and drag themselves painfully up the steps of the public entrance to the House, where their progress was blocked by police officers.

Fuck me, that's incompetent.

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>>139342377
They're not rich, the cost of living is low, the housing is cheap as shit because a) there's so much land, and b) they have wooden houses that are cheao to build.

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>>139342403
Why'd you not have a good night out drinking?

>>139342607
Filibustering is a standard tactic though

>>139342658
Alcohol is degeneracy

>>139342710
>nonce using Americanisms
I fucking hate you.

>>139342652
Give me an aesthetic wooden house with giant proportions over a pokey wee flat that's hoaching with neds/chavs any day, mate. No matter which way you cut it, they live better than us.

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>>139342652
They really do move house

>>139342397
No.

>>139342453
Do you know what would make me feel better? If you would cease being a homosexual.

>>139342516
If you don't stop telling them you'll be kicked out cunt, zip it.

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>>139342710
Why? You're about to go to Uni, this is when you need to start getting used to it and knowing your limits.

>>139342495
I have been but I am slowly getting a feel for the gay scene, given I don't like the majority of it.

Eddie is right.

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>>139342652
America is better because it's diverse

>>139342702
Filibustering is one thing. Getting someone else to do it on your behalf is another. Getting caught getting someone else to do it on your behalf and demonstrating that you're not only a liar, but a cowardly liar is quite another. Winding up having to do the embarrassing filibustering yourself so that you look like a cowardly lying bastard just tops it off.

It's the PR of the thing that matters, really.

>>139342061
Leave honk and potato-poster out of it though. You can neck the others.

>>139342838
I'd rather have a good loaf of Scottish plain bread or fuck, even Warbutons that only lasts 4 days than the shite they're selling as 'bread'. Besides, you can just shove it in the freezer to keep it fresh.

>>139342946
>Leave honk and potato-poster
Literally the worst two.

>>139342900
True. I bet he felt like a right cunt having to stand there himself...

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>>139342710
>I should stop drinking desu.

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>>139342793
Agreed.

>>139342846
Then stop being dogmatic and support research into finding the cause and eventually a cure.

>>139342880
i'm going to boil you

>>139342865
>pretending he has the ability to kick people
Sad.

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How accurate is this?

>>139342880
wow agreeing with someone who is against anime noncery, fucking arse licker.

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Dr Pavel, I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I’m fucked. I suck and I’m sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

>>139343141
>be gaylord tripfag
>cousin (15)
>exclaims "pecs"
>"That's nothing watch this"
>Get an erection right in front of her
>she holds it as we walk down the road
>later at dinner, jacks me off under the table
>cum on her leg
>”solid"

>>139343039
Bought your first pack of condoms yet, poofter?

Honk, are you a homosexual?

>>139343132
>merely pretending

>>139343132
>pretending to be retarded

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>>139342880

>>139343102
Fuck off.

>>139343287
See:>>139343141

>>139343374
I'm not defending you anymore.

Does anyone know what the pre-ww1 fertility rates in Britain were?

>>139342452
more to Brazil

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Eddie seems incredibly unstable, getting so wound up by a bunch of summer posters.

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>>139343503
Drink bleach.

>>139343080
>expecting everyone else to do things for you

Talk to a priest and stop being homosexual. It can't be that hard.

>>139343583
New fag, this is my normal operating stability.

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>Modernism is a very complicated area that goes back to the middle of the 19th century. It’s a desire to go inside the mind and fantasize. It was despised for much of the late 19th century, early part of the 20th century, then became the major aesthetic discourse of liberal humanism. There’s a complication there, because both fascism and communism flirted with modernism. Most of them then turned against it, although the Portuguese, Spanish, and Italian far Right regimes made use of moderate modernist tendencies.

>Modernism has always had a devilish side from the perspective of Left humanism, because a lot of the early modernists were fascists, were anti-humanists, and were radical Rightists like Ezra Pound, like Wyndham Lewis, like Marinetti, like Gaudier-Brzeska, like Céline and so on. That’s because there was an anti-democratic element to it, because of course modernism was a bohemian attack upon the sensibility of the majority. It loathes what ordinary people think about art, so it will destroy what they want and impose what intellectuals want. It’s a sort of vanguard hostility to the boring majority. Bomb the suburbs! That’s the sort of view of modernism.

>But that can tend to the Right as well as the Left in strange moments, because national cultures were still alive to the degree that there could be national modernisms. Expressionism was a largely Germanic form; futurism was an Italian form; surrealism was a French form. Surrealism was the only major modernist movement that linked formally with communism, through the radically state socialist ideas of its founder, André Breton.

>>139343548
>>139343587

What Eddie said.

>>139343583
This is true. The best attitude to have is a devil may care one. Screeching about anonymongs all day looks bad and brings you down to their level. But that's their little game isn't it? Like Tom and Jerry.

Reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules.

>>139343790
I can tolerate your animeposting, but I can't tolerate your sinful lifestyle.

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>>139343851

>Bryan Gould remembered Neil Kinnock telling him in 1992 not to stand against Smith, but to keep his powder dry: ‘He won’t last the course. It’s important that you’re there to pick up the pieces.’
Interesting. One has to wonder where we'd be if he'd seen off Blair. (Although in terms of internal politics, this was probably very unlikely. They'd already voted him off the NEC in favour of Blair and Brown.)

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>>139343621
>"Can't be that hard"
t. Dickhead to whim science is an alien form of algebra.

I challenge literally every single one of you ITT to fight me.

>>139343990
Shoot yourself.

>>139344022
>le ebin fight me meme

Fucking hell. You, Pubes and Eddie are really going to beat this one into the ground aren't you?

>>139344022
I'd hoof your clems so far up your arse you'd be picking curlies out your teeth for a week, son

>>139344093
Did getting fucked by your dad turn you into a nonce?

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>>139344022
>Trying this hard to be Eddie

>>139344203
You mean PreuBe, surely.

>Sign up to Coral for their £50 'free' bonus (£1300 waging) scam with £10 deposit
>end up withdrawing £500 less than 1 hour later

should I stop now??

>>139344190
I hope you die from alcohol poisoning.

Fuck this has become a gay thread.
Fuck all you cunts.

>>139344333
The best way to imitate PubicLice would be to fuck off, but that's not going to happen, is it?

>>139344528
This is what happens when you allow tripfaggotry to run rampant.

>>139343169
What did CIA mean by this?

>>139344633
yes triplords resulted in anime noncery being posted

>>139344598
No

: - )

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>>139344633
You're retarded.

>>139344674
Nah you too mate, the discord joke was tolerable the first time but you just keep on milking it.

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Why was I so stupid. I could still be there now, eating at our favourite steak house, ordering the Weitzen and laughing and the shit modern statute in the town square.

>>139344744
shut the fuck up faggot. me and eddie post it to bait anons, you don't dare say it to him.

>>139344674
m8, it's only the tripfags who give a shit if they use a chinky toon picture and feel the need to moan about it like downy kids

>>139344770
Said it him before a couple weeks ago I'm 99% certain lad, the same Rightly So sperged.

>me and Eddie

wew lad.

>>139343115
Grow up you fucking mong

>>139344837
same day*

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>>139344426
This is why we have a nanny state.

>>139343115
The clangers was goat, but I always had my eye on the (((soup dragon)))

>>139344733
>why do you hate faggots so much anon...

I think you know the answer already. Homosexuality (including bisexuality) is a sin, and you won't find me defending a faggot.

>>139344767
At least it happened in the first place.

>>139344987
Fucking neck yourself faggot.

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>>139344825
Faggot.

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>>139344744
>the discord joke
>implying

>>139344767
It'll fade with time. You remember the good stuff instead of how she looked at you after you fucked up for the last time...

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>>139344767
You too, like Preusse, have a mythology behind you that relates to Germany.

Interesting.

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>>139345005
Seems worse somehow.

>>139345206
>Randposter is based
This is too much.
I want to wring your neck little man.

>>139345206
Kill yourself.

>>139345001
>Hates sinners
You're doing it wrong, mongo. It's right there in the first fucking gospel.
>Matthew 6:14/15
>For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
>But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

>>139345222
I was posted there.

>>139345206
honk btfo

>>139345308
A cubicle in the reeperbahn?

Wtf did honk delete all his posts?

>>139345206
BTFO

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>>139345371
Bergen-Hohne
(Bergen-Belsen)

>>139345237
The alternative was being an anime watching virgin nonce.

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>>139345565
I don't know... I fully expect to have a full on meltdown within the next 2 weeks to a month.

>>139345630
>anons
We all know there's only one true enemy of the Honk

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>tfw looked out the window and saw a wog in a burka collapse from heat exhaustion

You'd think cunts that emerged from the desert would wear appropriate attire for hot climes.

If Hitchens is right and cannabis use inevitably leads to violent and brutal crime;
You will be the first people I come for.
If I lose my job and become a NEET;
You will be the first people I come for.
If I snap under the pressure of dealing with my dying relative;
You will be the first people I come for.

I will tear you limb from limb you dirty fucking losers drinking TESCO brand cider and crying on your keyboards.
Fuck I hate this place. But I can't leave.

>>139345630
>anons

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>>139345685
>b-but white people cant stand sunlight

>>139345500
When were you over there

>>139345500
Talking to a yank who had been stationed at bad tolz. Said they still had nazi graffiti in the basement...

>>139345743
Inevitably is a bit disingenuous. It's one of those 'all Xs are Ys, but not all Ys are X' type deals. All rampage killers are druggies (not even cannabis, Orlando was anti-depressants, Breivik was steroids, and I remember he (without evidence) asserted one year was on 'roids because he was known to be into bodybuilding, but don't remember which), but not all druggies are rampage killers.
Yet.

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>>139345836
There was a big rock outside the roundhouse there with a swastika carved in it. There was also a rumour that under the wooden floor was a mosaic swastika and eagle, but can confirm that.
My mate did metal detecting there and found all sorts of belt buckles and coins from the era.

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Took a walk around a lake in Milton Keynes. This country is lost. Ten years we'll be Brazil

>>139345852
I'm going to fucking ruin you.

>>139346042
>can't confirm*

>>139346042
Nice. Article on the bad tolz ex ss college when USSF were there, history and ghost rumours etc

http://weaponsman.com/?p=28726

Rip hognose

Thank God this exists, the rest of /pol/ triggers me too much when they insult our country.

>>139346296
>The castle-like buildingwas built by the German Political Party Who Shall Not be Named
Lolwut

>>139344674
You made an environment where nonces feel welcome

Fuck the thread has slowed down. Have animenonces really killed it off this badly?

>>139346912
Tripfags are killing brit/pol/.
There are too many of them, each of them is a cancerous narcissist who tries to make the thread about them.
You should be banned.

>>139345630
Drink bleach.

So is Brexit happening or not?

>>139347038
I'll probably off myself in a month or two anyway.

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Lads, How do I win my gf back from a Manlet?

Basically, this girl was great, but last year she started fucking this MMA guy who was maybe 5'4", and I walked in on them fucking.

Being built like a tank, I laughed at the guy and grabbed his arm, punched him, and dragged him out of the bed. He wrestled free like a worm, before landing a kick on my shin, and then followed it up with a lucky punch on my chin and knocked me clean out. I woke up bleeding with a chipped tooth, and no girlfriend.

I've challenged that little cunt to a 1 on 1 fight in an Octagon, and I need to teach him a fucking lesson. How do I train for an MMA fight in a week?

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>>139347038
Funny that we've been killing Brit/pol/ ever since we created it then.

>>139347579
Hahaha you pathetic cuck

>>139347342
Who fucking cares?

>>139347719
>we
You mean they.
Your retarded fucking tripfag socialism ends here.
Tripfags are not a homogenous group.

>>139347579
ah yes that lucky punch on your chin knocking you clean out

>train takedown defence if anything and takedown offence.
>take him down, pass guard and drop elbows

>>139347158
Yes.

>>139347939
It was fucking lucky. Guarantee if he'd missed I would've broken the twat.

>>139347939
Shit advice. Just punch his throat.

Honk BTFO

>>139344767

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

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>>139348049
>being btfo'd by a 5"4 dwarf

>>139348178
Fuck off. Apparently he's known for winning fights with bigger guys. But I'm not going to fucking let him get away with it next week, I tell you.

I've got him frightened anyway, he's already told me twice, "you can back out anytime". Nah. I'm not backing down.

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>>139348159

>>139348409
It's going to be hilarious when you lose

>>139348603
Got myself a trip. I'll use it again next week when I've won the fight.

Training doesn't matter shit when you're small, I'll crush him.

>>139348454
you cant stomp the honk

>>139348750
THE THROAT,
PUNCH IT.

>>139348897
Drink bleach.

>>139348969
I might.

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I'm sick after my little trip to Germany

>>139349049
Save us a glass m8

>>139349049
Stick to the Stella, mate.

>>139349082
As if I'd have the balls to do it. I'll just keep being a degenerate.

>>139348454
>>139348897
Please stop.

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>>139349054
thats why you dont do the H silly

>>139349146
Honk is beyond saving. You, on the other hand, can be saved from degeneracy.

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>>139349269
s-slander

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I'm a fucking wreck lads

>>139349365
Nobody cares, fuck off.

>>139349290
I was offered the world and threw it away. All that's left is degeneracy.

>>139349436
Bruv your mum is clapped

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>>139349457
>I was offered the world and threw it away
Explain mate

I can sort of relate tbqh, I mean I've been blessed with alot but fuck knows what I'm doing.

>>139349457
No, it's never too late to turn things around. Cheer up lad, at least you still have your health.

>>139349620
You're also on your way to becoming a lawyer. I'd say that you are doing fairly well.

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>>139349574
I could be there now, she could be doing that thing where she uses the cellophane from a fag packet to distort her voice to sound like one of the old timey Hitler speeches.
But nah, I needed booze hookers and slags.

>>139349574
Did you come up with your 900 grand yet?

>>139349856
Did you get cucked by a superior Germanic?

>I needed booze hookers and slags
Don't we all though?

>>139349947
Spent it all on whores, blow and h.

Fucking pathetic.

>>139349681
I might get an internship because I know someone by proxy, might. An OU law degree isn't worth much.

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>>139342946
K-Kind Anglo-anon. . .

Eddie-kun seems down, he needs to pat a head stat!

>>139350078
Oh yeah, you are the only animeposter I like now. Turns out honk is a literal faggot.

>>139349681
Good law firms want top unis

>>139350078
Just as we get rid of Moe and Larry, Curly turns up.

>>139349951
>Did you get cucked by a superior Germanic?
She eventually left me, around the time I was in jail I think she decided it was over, but she kept it up for a few months after. It was valentines day and she said she couldn't say she loves me because we're not really together anymore. That was 2013. She got into a relationship with a fellow German around 2016, I knew him. He's a decent bloke.

>>I needed booze hookers and slags
>Don't we all though?
Seems pretty shallow now.

>>139350074
If you fail to get the internship you could always go to college for A Levels and go to a "proper" university.

Stop putting yourself down, lad. You'll get there in the end.

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>>139350214
Moe, Larry and Curly are three people though, who is the third besides based Honk and me?

>>139350240
Pretty embarassing lad. Gotta say I don't feel sorry for you at all.

>>139350324
You aren't a homosexual, are you?

>>139350325
given the slags and substance abuse.

>>139350308
Yeah, career isn't really what depresses me. It's all the shit I've done willingly and all the people I've made cry and hurt who put up with me far to long. And an impending mess which is about to hit me like a truck.

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>>139350324

>>139350325
I'm not a victim, I did everything willingly. That's the worst part of it. I deserve it all.

>>139350324
The Brit abroad that kept posting Sonic shit.

>>139350240
My condolences.

Don't know how you had it in you to not fuck both of them up.

>Seems pretty shallow now.
Ofcourse it does, it's mandatory to put yourself down after doing such shit, doesn't change the fact that you'll still go back to it every once in a while.

>>139350325
>>139350402
Mate do you have some sort of obsession with the feeling of a collarbone pressed up against your bumcheeks?

Why aren't you fighting over pies? Call yourself British?

https://youtu.be/Gvk3fwmrZIs

>>139350627
I don't like lying to people to make them feel better.

>>139350447
Unfortunately you can't go back and change that. You can try to repair broken friendships, but ultimately you have to move on. We all make mistakes.

>>139345222
And rightly's last name was Grosse

>>139350738
That doesn't really answer my question.

>>139350240
So you had a partner but you still wanted to fuck hookers?

Are you, perchance, a black?

>>139350240
Why were you in jail?

>>139350840

And? If you've made up your mind about me for whatever reason what's the point in us arguing about it? It'll only enforce your view.

Potato-poster has abandoned us.

>Eddie blog posting about his ex girlfriend again, probably pissed
>claims 'anonymongs' ruin this general

>>139351095
I'll rip your throat out cunt.

>>139351122
He was posting off topic content. That's all I'll say.

h-hello is it safe to come out of hiding yet

>>139351173
Do you have anything more interesting to discuss?

No? Exactly you fucking bore.

>>139351187
Aren't we all...

>>139351177
Fuck off.

All remaining trips are fucking cancer, including me.

>>139350627
>pube criticising someone else for not being compassionate

What is going on here like
Character development ?

>>139351292
One more word and you won't be the only one feeling the collarbone cunt, I'll have your bird squealing.

Only difference being she'll get it up a different hole.

>>139351177
>le ebin fighty aggressive meme
Shittest one you lot have come up with recently.

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>>139345222
>>139350831

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Living and working in the EU effortlessly is such an amazing freedom for those of us who have chosen to do it. The country I was born in want to strip that freedom from myself and others. Freedom of movement to me is the single greatest and most important freedom I have experienced. To lose it is an absolute travesty.

>>139351292
I'm okay.

>>139350627
Like I said, she was completely right to leave me and she deserves to find a stable relationship. They're not people I come into contact with today, being as they live in Germany.
>>139350966
>So you had a partner but you still wanted to fuck hookers?
Yes.
>Are you, perchance, a black?
No.
>>139351017
Refusing to soldier.

>>139351427
:^]

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>>139345222
>>139350831
>>139351449
Fuck up you cunts.

p.s Brit/pol/ was never British.

Say it with me.

Ein Volk

>>139351543
Who are you?

>>139351593
really?

>>139351482
So apply for associate citizenship once Brexit is over, or just move and apply for citizenship somewhere else.

>>139351521
>she was completely right to leave me
You're starting to sound more pathetic than you are, cmon cunt put some blame on them too, and you still should've fucked 'em up for doing you wrong, you doing wrong doesn't excuse her doing wrong, fuck your goodboy eye for an eye I deserve it attitude, quit being such a woman.

>>139351704
I am fortunate that I can likely get Irish citizenship from residency, others are not so lucky.

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>>139351834
>More incoming Anglos to pat our heads.

Brexit is working nicely. . .

>>139350457
Nice.

>>139351834
Good for you, but the EU might offer the others the option of associate citizenship that allows freedom of movement.

Went to Durham Cathedral today lads. Feel the glory of Angle supremacy. A spiritual high.

>>139351966
Did you see my question earlier?

>>139351743
I'd agree to meet her then get shit faced on camp instead most weekends,
I was fucking whores and slags, I gave her warts, I smashed her car window, I threw up in her bed far to often, I turned up at her house blind drunk at 3 am and have her dad let me in, I walked out her house fucked my ex around the corner then came back to hers and told her what I'd done.

I don't really see how I can defend my position here.

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>>139352004
It's still us who are taking freedom and rights away from ourselves. This isn't on the EU, but the UK has always the odd habit of pushing for things at the EU level that its population opposes then blaming the EU for it so that's not going to change post-Brexit.

>>139347579
She's not worth fighting for if she's been shagging a dwarf.

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England you bloody cucks!

>>139347579
Lol you're fucking pathetic. You've lost your manhood.

>>139352320
the position doesn't need defending e.g. LADS,
women come and go but the stories are what stays, tell your kids you used to fuck hookers and gave someone warts.
theres an upside to the destructive path

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>>139352320
Well your most important mistake was admitting guilt, that's if we forget about you getting yourself in such a mess in the first place.

Honestly don't even know what else to say, this shit's reminding me of a mess I made a while ago too, pretty similar yet quite different to yours.

Fuck it I'm getting smashed with you m8.

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>>139352373
I really don't care at this point.

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>>139352651
>tell your kids you used to fuck hookers and gave someone warts
Fuckin' hell, what did your parents do to you?

>theres an upside to the destructive path
ha ha

ha

>>139352740
We should all watch this

>>139352773
She stuck by me through all that, but when I was in jail, I think she learned that she can actually live without me, and is better off that way.

But that isn't really what's set me off, I've got an even bigger mess about to shit all over my life and it's made me look back to where it could have been different and what lead me here. She is gone and I know that, but it's why she is gone and where I am now that eats at me.

Beleive it or not, I'm not actually drinking atm.

>>139351521
So you monged your life up hard and you have the audacity to call anyone on here a mong?

Prove you're not black.

>>139353174
>Believe it or not, I'm not actually drinking atm.

I'm worried about you desu.

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Thank you, Britain.

>>139353174
>I've got an even bigger mess about to shit all over my life
?

>Beleive it or not, I'm not actually drinking atm.
I'll drink for the both of us.

>>139353339
Your welcome. Now fuck off.

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>>139353251

>>139353507
Why so hostile? I'm just thanking you for ending white supremacy in Europe.

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>>139352966
too little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRRtbEeokE8

drink up boys

>>139353620
Get the fuck out.

>>139353476
>?
I feel I've drunk posted about it here recently. It's not really relevant.

>>139353673
Tell us mate.

Obviously leave out any bits that you fear may dox you if that's what you're worried about.

>>139353655
Nah, I think I'm gonna stay out of gratitude.

>>139353791
Fuck off.

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>So at night before I sleep I look in the mirror
>The mirror glows lips and it whispers come nearer
>My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
>You and me were meant to be together my darling
>And if I can not have you then no one can your my darling
>Cause I posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body

>>139353936
Mate do you have some sort of obsession with the feeling of a collarbone pressed up against your bumcheeks?

>>139353791
Nah, I think I'm done feel posting for now. I find it annoying when others do it.
Do expect me to become highly erratic a few weeks from now as I completely lose my shit.

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>>139353533
Whew nice pink dressing gown you massive poofter.

>>139354160
Don't tease us mate, just tell us.

>>139354186
Are you new?

Much like Britain you are now alone in the dark and doomed because of your own stupid choices - I'm not saving you this time from greggsposters and insane rectumgazing tripfags. You never had it so good!

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>"Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?"
>That's the devil in my ear
>I've been sober a fucking year
>And that fucker still talks to me
>He's all I can fucking hear

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Eddie, when your support worker finds you dead can I pinch a couple of crates of White Lightning?

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>Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know
>Feels like I been down this road before
>So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
>As soon as I go home and close the door
>Kinda feels like déjà vu
>I want to get away from this place, I do
>But I can't and I won't
>Say I try, but I know that's a lie
>'Cause I don't
>And why, I just don't know

>>139354210
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/138875897/#q138881992

>>139354233
Sorry I missed the time where you showed us your wardrobe, cunt.

>>139351834

Dual citizenship is an oxymoron.

Which would you fight for if there was a war between the two?

>>139354542
>implying I drink marker pen cider
>implying I don't drink all my alcohol in one sitting

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>>139354696
Literally everybody knows this though.

>>139354681
Well

I might know somebody in a similar position to you, some struggle.

To be honest you're starting to sound like someone I know.

>>139354930
I've never seen this whole pink dressing gown thing either

>>139354767
Germany, obviously.

>>139354930
>>139354833
What's on your bookshelves?

>>139355044
delet this

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>All of this quality, on-topic discussion from the tripfags
Really glad you guys are here to drag standards up from us anonymongs

>>139355042
Been away from this shithole for the last 5 days, but one of the last conversations before I left was about that mong and his pink dressing gown.

>>139355063
I can make out Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994.

>>139355113
Hypocrite.

>>139355113
Nigel fromage was a mistake.

>>139355063
3.5 hours of unreleased pornographic content of your clatty mum.

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Can we just make Manchester the new capital of Britain when London becomes the Islamic Caliphate of Al-Londini and secedes from the UK? Literally the optimal choice, not to mention all the capital dosh which will get poured into it and the rest of the North.

Potato-poster, I just found a good deal on an x220 i7. Should I go for it?

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>>139354971
Maybe I'll go full comedian pill.

>>139355250
Trying too hard.

>>139355225
That's not a refutation. I can't have a discussion by myself.

>>139355297
Manchester's pretty Islamicised, as it goes. Walking down Curry Mile is like taking a holiday to Pakistan, but with slightly less chance of being shot.

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>>139355297
>smaller population than Glasgow
I say we make Glasgow the capital of England.

>>139355368
Is that your way of telling me I'm just too good?

>>139355513

Walked down there last year while looking for the University. Didn't really feel comfortable desu

>>139354930
I am sorry that I don't know as much as you about some narcissistic fat cunt that calls people mongs and then whinges about how he fucked his life up.

I'm gonna go get absolutely fucked

hopefully I won't get even more sick

doesn't help that it's a fucking monday

but it is a holiday so

>>139355801
Not really the point though is it lad. The point is about the frequency of which the mong in question's pink dressing gown creeps up in to conversation on Brit/pol/, seems impossible to miss if you've been here longer than a week.

>>139354930
Why would you even save that?

>>139355913
>Tripfag narcissism is so rampant that if you don't know all the epic tripfag memes you must be new
Sad.

>>139355913
Well some of us aren't on here 24/7.

>>139356016
To masturbate to.

>>139356094
Fair enough lad. I'm not endorsing that pink dressing gown existing, I'm just merely pointing to reality of it coming up far too often.

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Just went for a walk with the dogs and met some blokes looking for a three year old boy.

>>139356201
Did you tell 'em where he is?

>>139356201
Did you sell them one?

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TFW despite electing a Conservative government who have a parliamentary alliance with the DUP, all they seem to do is push progressive rubbish like Trans rights and multiculturalism

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Was I being a bit harsh on honk earlier, lads?

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>>139356314
>>139356335
It's been 3 hours. What are the chances he's dead?

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>>139356201
Was it your handlers!

>>139356201
Were they middle eastern? I bet they were.

>>139356383
DUP will fall in line with tories becuase they dont want loose there gibs for norn iron

>>139356465
No, you had all right to say what you said.

>>139356383
It's all about how to get as many people to vote for you as possible. If they say trannies are mentally ill there's no way trannies will vote for them. If they say insular foreign cultures have no place in Britain the foreigners, and their 2nd and 3rd generation kids who've grown up in self-segregated communities, won't vote for them.

>>139356465

Not harsh enough

>>139356531
I'm in Devon, we don't have middleeasterners.

>>139356472
Probably just run off somewhere mate. My mum had to come looking for me loads of times.

>>139356465
Yes, you nobber, honks alright.

>>139355852
What ya drinking