>board flight >look to your left >see this wwyd pol?

is this from when ali went to fight in africa and james brown was there?

>>139339705
Put my faith into the autopilot that was designed by white men and hope for good weather .

>>139339705

Proceed bleaching and join the mile-high beastiality club.

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>>139340137
>jew
>talks about racemixing
talk about stereotypes

>>139339705
pray

>>139339705
Deboard

>>139339705
Get off that flight.

Women can't fly worth shit.

And given the pool of pilots is 95%male those are either really talented women or affirmative action hires.

Since it's two women.....

You gonna die son.

>>139339705

As dey wer mi sit is

>>139339705
hijack the plane and land it safely

>>139339705
Where there spinners on the wheels?

Do a 360 and walk out of there

>>139340277
I really appreciate that you found a reaction gif, that was in an aeroplane, and right about where we would be boarding too. Thats real detail in the memery nice

>>139339705
ask the cabin crew to get the fuck out of the cockpit

Aliyaah died because of this.

>>139339705

*unzips dick*

>>139340449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_lo3yiZd2k

>>139341367
https://youtu.be/ycWn87zrWOo

Thank God I brought my box cutter aboard.

Unzip my dick

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>>139339705
>wwyd pol?

Only one thing to do

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>>139339705
Tell 'em I have grade A watermelon with me but they can only have a piece when we land safely

>>139340449
Pssst...flying is mostly done by an autopilot

>>139339965
>Put my faith into the autopilot that was designed by white men and hope for good weather.

Ha, I was just going to say something similar to this, except you worded it succinctly.

>>139340277
Checked. The eternal Jew cannot be thwarted

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>>139339705
I've reached a point where I don't care if there's a female captain on a flight. But that would be just a little bit too much

>>139341745
Cool cockpit Ahmed

Come visit me at the pentagon

>>139341626
watermelon jokes...... nice

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>>139341694
>what is take off and landing
also autopilot doesn't help you shit if you aren't able to feed it the correct speed/altitude you're given by atc

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>affirmative aviation

>>139339705
Be concerned, kitchen is clearly at the wrong end of the plane.

>>139339705
crash the plane with no survivors

>>139340996
If you do a 360, you'll end up in the cabin again guy.

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>>139342809
>inb4 10 replies

>>139340137
>Jews talking about bleeching
You are an Arab, not white

>>139341138
Nice. Everyone else is too young to catch that

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>>139339705
>See white pilot
>Get off plane

>>139340449
This.

I am an ai line pilot and by far the worst pilot I have ever flown with was a black female.

She was a black female single mom military veteran so she had all three of the major victomhood statues. There was no way she could be fired.

>>139342074
A BIG BLACK DICK

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>>139342868

It must be done.

>>139340996

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FUCKING DEGREES!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell m8! I even saw phd economists saying this crap once!

>>139343201
dude I didn't ask about what you had for lunch

>>139339705
Call the police to report a stolen airplane.

>>139339705
Get off the flight
Black women can't drive.

Just the other day I was driving to work when two niggers in a boeing 747 cut me up right before the lights. Almost scratched my front bumper.

Bitch was on her phone...

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>139339705
Get off because that plane is too small for American me.

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no problem; cuz any good airplane company will ensure that there is a witch doctor and a rabbi on the flight as well. Safety first! amirite?

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>>139339705

>>139341694
autopilot is still garbage in garbage out
someone competent must program it

>>139339705
>>board flight
>>look to your left
>>see this
>wwyd pol?

Honestly these things are driven by ai. They stick these fucks in there just to fill the regulation that there has to be a pilot.

>>139339705
I'd ask James Woods if this flight is safe.

>>139343441
You idiot. That would put you right back where you started.

Call the plane cops. This sucker's stolen.

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>>139344453
works every single time

>>139343198
i would think that specific jobs like "airline pilot" and "brain surgeon" would be immune to apefirmative action because the airline/hospital would have to pay out more cost for their fuck-ups than in lawsuits for "whi deys no black pilots sheeeeeeit." sure, give niggers free jobs as general practitioners and head-flight attendant or whatever but when the rubber meats the road is not where you want a trained chimp at the helm

>>139339965
this, only not care about the weather because I have that much confidence in the auto-pilot

>>139344262
its all up the AI until electrical failure

>>139344453
>what is moon walk

>>139339705
final destination freak out so i can take a different plane not piloted by gorillas.

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>>139344782
>apefirmative action
oh my sides

>>139345145
go back 2 reddit newfaggot

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>>139343272
sweetie...

>>139340684
Underrated thinking man's bant

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>>139339705
>wwyd pol?
jump, those niggers would probably even fuck-up with the auto-pilot settings

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>>139339705
Nothing because I'll probably never afford to travel in a plane

>>139339705
Ask them whay are they in the cockpit and where is the pilot.

>>139339705
>any woman behind the wheel
Fuck that, I'll take the next flight.

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>>139339705
>D.B Cooper my ass out of that shit ASAP

>>139341138
The plane's pilot were women?

>>139346156

how poor are you lmao
budget airliners are dirt cheap

>>139339705
WE

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>>139339705
Be glad we are flying, not swimming.

>>139339705
girl on left is pretty hot desu

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>>139343034
Hey stop insulting arabs

>>139341834
underated

>>139339705
do a 360 and walk away

>>139339705
Pray to Jesus

>>139339705

the last time i remember, a blonde male german done a sucide killing the passengers en masse.

>>139346589
why the fuck is he a meme? I thought I was the only other person who knew he existed?

>>139346428
A ticket to Taiwan costs 30.000$ (like 1500 USD) here which is almost 3 salaries

>>139344174
I do it sir!

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>>139339705
grab a handful of baked beans and shove em up my ass, because if a couple of Queen Latifah looking she-boons can chimp their way into a cockpit, I can do whatever the fuck for whatever the fuck reason and not be questioned.

>>139345659
>the auto-pilot settings

Auto pilot is cruise control. Only keeps your speed, altitude and balance steady.

>>139346665
Do a 1440 and walk away

ask them to let me suck on their toes

turn 360 degrees and moonwalk off the plane

>>139347348
do a 1488 and walk away

>>139345659
>pic
Did people survive that or did they have to pull it up from out of the water?

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>>139346478
>water is liquid racism

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>>139339705
I say to myself "Diversity hire. Don't be racist. What can go wrong?" and continue to my seat awaiting my death.

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>>139344453

>>139339705
id crash this plane with 1 survivors

>>139339705
take a bus

>>139344453
Please follow the arrows to the exit, sir.

>>139341146
Why do you have a zip on your dick?

>>139339705
Welp they had to pass pilot training and actually fly one of these things in order to get their license so I would be fine with it.

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>>139344453

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>>139339705
Someone already made this thread before a month or so ago, but I would buckle the fuck up.

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>>139339705
http://pilotsfor911truth.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=20048

Good luck

quickly take a parachute and jump off the plane

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>>139340996
People replying have to go back

>>139340996
This is the best bait. People fall for it every time.