NUKE TEST INCOMING

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legit

Nice.
Wonder if this will get shitwig burgers to finally attack them.

>>139328699
ONLY DIGITS WILL DECIDE

>The statement, issued by a Pyongyang-based news agency which acts as a mouthpiece for despot Kim Jong-un, said the hermit state did not fear starting World War 3.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/846462/world-war-3-north-korea-latest-news-war-usa-attack

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>>139328699
Not so fast
Guess you have to wait until 9.9 or 9.11

Nuke amerifats when?

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>>139328699

How long until one of Kim's shitty third world missiles goes off track and hits Japan or South Korea?

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>>139328699
Could this be what happens tomorrow?

If nukes were real, we would all be dead by now.

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house turns to dust
>camera is immovable

Houston

>increasingly autistic happening fag says ids habbening for the sixgorrilionth time this decade

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>>139329970
nukes don't exist.

>>139329448
wtf was this called again? time something?

Why USA isn't attacking already?

>>139329080
Nukez on 9/11?

>>139330371
because that would be stupid. even four star general shwartz in a leaked memo stated that the approximately 25k american troops stationed in sk could be wiped out within 3.5 hours if war broke out

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>>139328699
shut the fuck up and kys you speculative happening posting hun cunt

>>139328699
"North Korea prepares for nuclear test"

Yawn

https://youtu.be/QmJN-LMPnX0

Scientist eats uranium.

>>139330155
inb4 Middle East had no nukes but were about to discover it's physically impossible so they were shut down

>>139333337
Bingo

Im a north korean nuclear submerine currently going to the japan to drop nukes on them anyone that dosnt support our loving north korean leader cuck cum ooooo is an enemy of the state and will be dealt with accordingly our main enemys are the united states. they are constantly threataning our freedom and this makes us very afraid our main allies were the soviet union but they got separted into 15 countries. we cant make our own power because were still in the stone age so we have to buy it from china basicly giving china full power over our development as a society. our people are starving and if they complain we put them into concentration camps. our leader also likes anal he can fit 2 coca cola cans in his asshole. thanks for reading comrade

We get it. The globalists have paid Kim off to be a pawn.

Sage

>>139332977
This.

NK saying shit like that is as news worthy as reporting that Kim Jong-Un is still a fatty.

Daily reminder:

NK tested 3 nukes under Obama (or was it 4?).

>>139334202
0 nukes since they are imaginary

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>>139328699
JUST FUCKING START WORLD WAR 3 ALREADY

FUCK
U
C
K

>>139330155
>Tokyo
Do you mean Nagasaki?

>>139330209
Time wave zero.

>>139328699
There is zero percent chance that the best leader will be able to control his nuttiness enough to avoid fire and fury from the god emperor.
This is really going to happen, isn't it?

>>139328699
fucking checked

>>139334290
It's plausible because north korea testing a missile is a great distraction from real news.

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>>139328699
>north korea test fires a nuke
>gets nuked
>doesn't have a nuke to nuke back

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>>139333290
>Scientist eats uranium.

>>139335219
gotta get your radioactive gainz brah

>>139334916
>ww3 starts
>military sent en mass
>no more forces to keep away the communist civil war

>>139335219
>those calories
kek

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calm your tits down you overreacting hoes

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>>139333290
>>139335219
reminded me of a thread i capped at /b/ a while ago

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>>139336201
another pic
notice the artifacts being fucked by radiation

>>139334700
Tokyo was bombed
He probably means the bombing and the nuke was just bombing as the pic show the same degree of rubble.

WHEN WILL WE GET BTFO'D?

Reminder that North Korea is one of the last countries that aren't controlled by the global bankers and that they have publicaly denounced Israel.

>>139336201
What's this

>>139336386
Spooky. Did he died?

>>139337118
he just stopped replying, so i assume he did

>>139337186
I wonder if that shit just causes an insane burn, like acid, or something. I'm not sure what extreme radiation does to the body. Like, it causes the dna to mutate rapidly or something?
Maybe he couldn't feel anything and it happens kinda slowly. Could the hospital have saved him, I wonder?

>>139337367
radiation gives in a lot of energy, which cells and it's component (including DNA) absorb, which further causes exploding of inter and intramolecular bonds, causing enormous surge in free radicals, which in turn react to everything they touch (turning those molecules into radicals as well). Everything becomes overloaded with entropy, everything is disintegrating. It is extremely painful, 99.99999% deadly, and if not, he'll die from cancer in a couple of days/weeks

Hope you understood it now.

>>139336201
kek

>NK carries out nuclear test on their own soil
>Burgerland decides it's the police of the world
>attacks NK
>HURR NK STARTED WW3
fuck this gay earth
Best Korea did nothing wrong

>>139337716
Cool. Thanks for the explanation.

testing a nuke on texas? lol

>trump says dont test nuke kim
>kim tests nuke
>trump does nothing

what a cuck

>>139330371
you can't just go around attacking people for testing stuff, what are you, a fucking 5 year old?

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Jews are always playing you.

>>139330155
It's not the heat and incineration that destroys the city, it's the huge shockwave and then to some degree heat.

A nuke is most successful if it detonates above it's target as the shockwave will destroy everything underneath and spread much better

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You guys, what if the nuke sets off Yellowstone?

>>139338052
Actually, there is a nuclear test ban treaty in place for decades now. Even a nuclear test releases tons of radioactive shit into the jet stream, damages the world

Holly shit!! switch on CNN now!! Ive got emus rolling down my street

>>139337118
If it was really radioactive he dieded few days later max. It's kind of like super turbo cancer

>>139337118
You see those chunks coming out of his mouth? That's his flesh.

Also radiation is extremely dangerous and this guy is literally chewing at the source of the radiation. He's not splitting the ore into chunks it's just "evaporating" him.

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America is the World Police

… and Jews Rule America

http://youtu.be/YVQmldJXtJg

I just tried to order egg foo yong but the chinese take-out is closed

THE CHINKS KNOW

ITS REAL

ITS REAL

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>>139329953
This guys gets it

>>139328995
How about someone else take this one?

>>139328699

oh great more nothing

>>139338562
do you know how hard I lol....

Really nukes my gooks

>>139336916

why would those global bankers give a fuck about nk

>>139328699
so thats why china created a deal with India over the border disupte today.. they know war is about to begin in NK and cant battle USA AND India

>>139339410
For the same reason anyone else does. They've got nukes, propaganda, etc. Hell if I know. Does NK even matter?

>>139337716
do you have archive link?

and drumpf is busy playing golf...

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>>139330155

>>139328834
>North north eastern north prison

Fuck that's the worst one, happening for real

Time for Japan and South Korea to get their own nukes. It's obvious that China is getting out of hand.

>>139328995
Have at it, pom wannabe.

>>139339176
kek

>>139338870
You started it, bout time you finished it.