What's in the box, /pol/?

cornflakes

>>139325251
a black stone, some say its a remnant of a meteor

Dragon dildos.

Shekels

shattered dreams

>>139325290
Are the muslims hungry?

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The belly of the dragon will drip water

A literal toilet seat. No really, some guy stole the stone in the box and used it as a shitter seat for a couple of years.

>>139325251
Kentucky's Fried Chicken

A kebab shop that got shut down by the local council for e. coli

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>>139325251

Madeline McCann.

>Screen cap this

>>139325251
a fax machine

>>139325251
a big present for whoever nukes it first

A meteorite, they just love things that collide at incredible high speed

>>139325550
i chortled gj anon

>>139325251
Bacon rations

>>139325251
it's [spoiler]A NEW CAR![/spoiler]

>>139325251
german rave party

more boxes

>>139325251
a meteorite from antiquity

it was actually a pagan place of worship prior to mouhammedian degeneracy

>>139325251

There used to be a Shiva lingam in there, but it was removed in Muhammad's lifetime.

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googled for you anon

>>139325251

7 techno vikings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMh8V04s7Ts

hitler is hiding in the attic

Theres videos and photos. Really bland. Few pots and pans hanging up

Nothing. The reason it is not opened is because when you unfold a box it becomes a cross. On that day they will learn they are wrong.

>>139325899

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY

>>139325251
https://youtu.be/GB7mHxdHlRY

>>139325251
A few shit lanterns.

>>139325963
Fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?

>>139325251
A Jew.

>>139325251
assault vans

iirc the mozzies believe that Abraham built it.

>>139325251

A millennial trick

>>139326083
http://shatteredbrad.ytmnd.com

Black stone Vagina, that came from space.

>>139326132
vans of peace

>>139325251
An ISIS strip club filled with so many goats, if you're not a mudslime it might kill you.

It's the only toilet in the muslim world and the people around it are waiting in line to use it.

>>139325251
72 virgins

a jew with a bunch of levers and buttons and valves and shit

>>139325639
Who don't, never forget.

>>139325251
Time traveling Trump, encased in carbonite.

What happens if the box were to be destroyed, hypothetically? How can they fulfill their mandatory role?

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>>139325334
the stone is mounted on the outer corner of the building in a metal sculpture of their goddess's cunt. the stone is mounted in the position of the clitoris in the metal cunt. the hajj is a giant masturbation of the muslim goddess, as each man in turn tries to rub and kiss her clitoris.

now you know the secret, anon. try not to get allahu akbared over it.

>>139325251
6 gorillionbytes of CP

>>139326746

>What happens if the box were to be destroyed, hypothetically?

Muslims will start malfunctioning.

lets invade this and we shall see then destroy it

deus vult

>>139325251
A Satan-fucking Jewizard.

>>139326824

I guess that's why its a giant box.

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This is the inside.

>>139325251
jacobs rothchilds get off /pol/ for fuks sake evey1 knows its u

>>139327346
a long time ago, that room housed the idols of many different gods and goddesses. now it only houses the goddess whose cunt they caress into bliss during the hajj

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>>139325251
The Muslim Overmind

>>139325251
It's just a convenient symbol for the Muzzies to pray to. The rock itself doesn't mean that much, it's the city of Mecca itself that is holy.

Think of it like St. Peter's Cathedral and Rome. Rome itself is important to Catholicism because it is the symbol of the faith of early Christian martyrs, and the persecution they faced. The cathedral itself? The holy monuments? It would suck if they were destroyed, but they would just rebuild them and move on with their lives. It's just a symbol.

>>139328719
i think they would def miss the stone, the cube is more unique than st peters, this pilgrimage is essential to completely everyone who wants to be a real muzz, only quite devout cath f.ex go on pilgrimages + they have multiple locations to choose from...... they would def malfunction

Well basically, a bunch of people insert a big metal crank into the side and start walking in clockwise direction to crank it. A few days after, a big Muslim jack-in-the-box pops out, turban and everything, and showers surrounding Muslims with European passports and bomb making manuals. True story, I am not trolling.

>>139328023
they kept only one idiol, it was the idol of one of gods that muhammeds father worshiped - Ba'al

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Star beats cube.

>>139325251
nuke it.

>>139325251
Me. Send help.

A magnet. EMP please

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>>139325251
jack in the box

>>139325251
Box of condoms and the worlds hottest young boys. Won't be needing the condoms lol ;)

>>139325251
Coke and saudi royals playing ps4

72 virgins

>>139325251
Heroin

*insert overused unfunny sex joke here*

>>139325251
A powerful Jewish lich

only bar i mecca

>>139325334
That's not inside.

>>139325251
Hillary's 33 thousand emails

>>139325251

A giant pig God masturbating

>>139333909
That's just dumb

>>139333333

72 shaved virgins

>>139325251
the best shawarma stand in the world

>>139333398
ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE

>>139337524
Nevermind. The thumbnail looked like ICP at first.

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>>139330667
>Star beats cube.

it's all the same thing

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>>139340458

>>139325251
the true god <ALLAH> and his prophet

>>139325251
the entire world supply of Fidget Spinners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fragments of the dome above us all

>>139325251
My Bionicle collection

>>139325251
a poster of brad pitt saying "what's in the box?"

>>139325251
a rock and some footprints

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze

>>139326824
>corona bikini
>drinking bud light

>>139325251
The ghost of a church. The remains of a baptismal font on the right when entering, a walled-up door opposite. The Kaaba wall without doors faces Jerusalem.

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>>139325251
Jonathan Brandis

>>139325251
a depiction of muhammad

heresy