/HFG/ HARVEY HOUSTON FLOOD GENERAL - IMPENDING DOOM EDITION

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Help my friends sister is alone and completely wet on the roof of her house due to her parents being away on vacation

If you see her please help her out she lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify her, she will be very grateful for your help

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DROWN NIGGERS DROWN CHOKE ON SHIT WATER AND DIE

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WATER PURIFICATION METHOD, NO BOILING NEEDED

For all of you sad fucks out there that are underprepared and want to save on fuel
Reminder table is for 5% UNCOMPOUNDED bleach (no others additives) and that you should let cloudy water sit/filter it first
Shake/mix vigorously and let sit for 1 hour
Bleach loses 20% of its effectiveness each year, remember to compensate for that
Water should have a slight smell of chlorine after you are done
And for gods shake, dont use sewage, its bleach not magic

Allah Akbar

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>>139322492
It wasn't a joke.

WE ARE NOT OKAY

THIS IS ALL A FALSE FLAG.
THE FLOODS ARE TO SELL WATER FILTERS!

What category is it and what's estimated over the next day or two?

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TURN ON KHOU

MAJOR DAM FAILURE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Where's clear lake?

>>139322492
Why are Americans scared of a little water?

>>139322626
No it's not

>>139322600
Tell her to die.

>elect a nigger mayor
>be surprised when said nigger mayor fucks up and gets people killed
kek

KILL THEM ALL

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It's pulling moisture out of the gulf and forming new ones over east Texas and south la coast.

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>>139322606
NIGGERNAVY SINKING FAST

>>139322595
>I don't have money to buy food!
>I live in a flood zone!
>I live in a flood zone and don't have emergency food!
You are literally a nigger. You do not deserve to live.

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/pol/, tell me for real. Is this Katrina level or is it just being overblown?

is anything actually happening

>>139322647
Heading towards galveston

>>139322712
yes.

>>139322662
>>>139322662
>>139322662
>>>139322662
>>139322662
>>>139322662

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>>139322685

>>139322600
>maria almazan

drown with your "anchor babies" or float back to mexico

>>139322600
She want's her daughter to have her son's milk? Sounds strange to me.

>tfw amerilards btfo

>>139322711
Worse than Katrina

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The basins overflowing

>>139322711
Looks pretty serious. Houston is part of the Gulf of Mexico right now.

reminder that central houston is the lowest point. All rainwater falling in east texas drains through it

Dam breaking when?!

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I want maximum chaos out of this. I want every levy and drainage ditch failing hard as fuck. I want as many corpses ripe for the spinebeetles as humanly possible. Dont let me down.

>>139322817

correction: houston just sank to the bottom of the gulf of mexico

>>139322817
At least it's a liberal city. Hopefully the leftists will run away and let Texans repopulate the city.

>>139322711
Most places saw about 10 to 20 feet of water thanks to levee failure, inundating about 80 percent of the city. Now, if we took the amount of rainfall that Texas has seen and spread it over the city limits of New Orleans, it would tower to 128 feet in height — roughly reaching as high as a 12-story office building

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>>139322685
JUST

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>>139322687
Can't save them now

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>>139322865

>>139322879
inshallah

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>>139322711
>Is this Katrina level
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SBwNFDSspY

>>139322852
I'm in central Houston and I've experienced almost 0 flooding. How central is "central?"

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>>139322852

think of all that insurance money for the downtown properties

>>139322892
Apt.

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>>139322560
Help my friends sister is alone and completely wet on the roof of her house due to her parents being away on vacation

If you see her please help her out she lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify her, she will be very grateful for your help

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>>139322711
Worse.

>>139322587
try different jokes

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>>139322879
Me too

Are Canadians confirmed as the most vile posters on /pol/?

>>139322685
337 go to sleep

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>>139322950
Help my friends sister is alone and completely wet on the roof of her house due to her parents being away on vacation

If you see her please help her out she lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify her, she will be very grateful for your help

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>>139322975

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Is Beaumont fucked?

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>>139322958

>>139322975
Fuck off and choke on shit water.

>>139322685

Kek


This is perfection... it not only lingers over Houston, it creates multiples of itself to linger over Houston.

>>139323030
Yes redneck bro you're fucked

Water is now entering my front door.

Thank G-d I have 3 stories.

Going up top to sleep.

Bringing my dog and pet frogs along.

Wish me luck, fellas.

Good night.

>>139322928
die leaf

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Some guy in Conroe just said they are releasing 73000 cubic feet per second of water right now. Telling people to get out of the are in like an hour since it will be underwater in about an hour. Pic related

>>139322961
?

>>139323064
F

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>>139322879
This. I love me a good hurricane. Can you believe dumbfucks actually build houses in places that can get devastated by hurricanes? That's some pretty dumb shit.

>>139323014
Sister posting is /comfy/

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>>139322600
>>139322665
>>139322768
>>139322775
:^)

>>139323064
I hope your house collapses and you drown.

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STRAIGHT OUTTA HOUSTON, CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ICECUBE

>>139323088
I just got flashbacks to Oroville

>>139322807
>governor is higher ranking than mayor, governor said to evac, mayor said...is voided by higher rank
You know that isn't how it works, right?
These are not military officers, they do not adhere to "rank" in that manner. Civil offices function via overlapping jurisdictions, authorities, responsibilities and resources, not by a direct chain of command. This is true of city police versus county sheriffs as well.

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What's going through this man's head right now?

>>139323064
rip

>>139323064
Post pictures, faggot.

>>139323064
>worst floods in city history
>3rd floor /comfy/

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>>139323064
JUST

>>139323058
I dont live there anymore, my family does. And it's radio silence on their end.

>>139323088
Can someone please find a livestream, this is going to be a fucking slaughter.

>>139323088
Is there a stream to watch the fun?

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>>139322983
Naw enjoying the rain too much.

>>139323064

pretty weak last post.

F anyway

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Addicks has begun to drop. I feel bad for the people that are downstream from where they are releasing. Also for y'all in the Kingwood area you're going to be getting a lot of water downstream from the San Jacinto river so keep an eye on the flood gauge for that river.

>>139323064

more pics anon.. need a visual

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WATER FLOW INCREASING FROM DAMS

>>139323149
>mug logistics
This is such a bullshit excuse. There's always going to be reasons why you might need to evacuate a city on short notice. Fucking learn from past mistakes and figure it out.

>>139323064

nice song

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>>139323064
ELECTRICAL FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>139323149
How is he not wrong though? More casualties will happen if there's mass exodus from houston

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>when the sun comes up and you see half the city is missing

>>139323149
Nigger acknowledges that he could have ordered an evacuation and intentionally endangered the lives of 2.3 million people and is responsible for an estimated death toll of 500+ currently expected to shoot even higher.

>>139323161
>i dun goofed

>>139323161
"Man, I paid $15K extra for that 4 wheel drive"

>>139323149
of course he's got no regrets.. he's killing whitey and he gets to ride on a helicopter to a nice rach some where safe when the shit hits the fan

>>139323064
Dang, man. Good luck.

>>139322958
Are those towers under water too, or are they safe? What happens if the foundation is flooded around them?

>>139323149
>i was actually believing that nogs having zero sense of responsibility was /pol/ meme

>>139323210
>>139323229
Holy shit!

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>Only six deaths

This is boring, I want more dead hicks and spics.
I feel like going to bed now

KHOU IS KILL

>>139323131
Chad Thundercock her ass into giving you sex for rescue.

>>139323306
More dead niggers are coming. The waters will rise, and Harvey is coming back.

>>139323267
>when the sun comes up and you see ALL the city is ATLANTIS

FTFY

>>139323161
SALT LIFE BRO

>>139323149
Inb4 hes harboring illegals.

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>>139323210
>>139323229
>tfw downstream
>nobody here realizes that there wont be any escape once the 35 floods
im gonna drown in houstons shitwater, this is how it all ends

>>139323261
that's bullshit though. just because people died in a frenzied evacuation in the past, doesn't mean it can't be performed better in the future.

Besides you have no idea how many people this storm could kill, could be hundreds or thousands in a worst case scenario. We won't know until they find all the bodies which will take weeks.

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>>139323149
>hello i am a nigger, what is my job?

>>139323343
F

>>139323210
near where water is being released, how high was water into those homes to begin with? Some houses earlier in the day there was water from 1 inch to 5 feet, all over different areas. some homes 1 story some 3. Now the average specs around those areas?

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/how-addicks-and-barker-reservoirs-are-handling-tropical-storm-harvey-9740819


CORP OF ENGINEERS

>RESERVOIRS ARE RISING 1.5 FEET PER HOUR

This shit makes me miss hurricane Ike.

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Help my friends brother is alone and completely wet on the roof of his house due to his parents being away on vacation

If you see him please help him out he lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify him, he will be very grateful for your help

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Posting my place
Before

Which stream is the best one?

>>139322711
It's pretty bad. Parts of Houston are under 20 feet of water and once they have to open the dams to release water, which they will soon, all of southeast Texas will flood. Also the rain isn't supposed to stop until next week possibly. It's a major disaster.

>>139323343
Where are you at roughly anon?

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>>139323229
dam breakage is back on the menu boys.

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>>139323391
After

>>139322699
No need to be upset, go use your apple phone to hastag about upvote your favorite comment.

>>139323305

They are effectively releasing what will have the impact of a fucking train hitting a pidgeon at Houston...

KHOU 11 IS DOWN I REPEAT KHOU 11 IS DOWN..

FEED LOST

>>139323275
500? Where did you get that number? I haven't seen a death toll anywhere.

>>139323382
LOL ameriniggers btfo

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>>139323150
IKTF and it makes me sad.

>>139323416
Just to be clear, before and after what? Is this related to the dam?

>>139323243
to be fair it cant be easy to relocate a million people, how many miles away, to safely stay where, in how much time?

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Raviloi raviloi save the white people only

>>139323403
Praise Poseidon! KILL ALL NIGGERS

>>139323275
>estimated 500 death toll
Nigger, it's barely at 5.

The images are interesting. Normally when people see images of floods, they're shitty houses with porches like ones you'd find in the ghetto or Alabama. This time you're seeing normal suburbia with properties where you'd normally see someone mowing their lawn.

>>139323149
He knew and wanted to get all the rescue workers and families safe, before mass panic and roads stuffed.

"yea, stay home meanwhile our families can drive empty roads"

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>>139323064
Man now I want a 3 story house.

>>139323343
You should evacuate, man.

>>139323422
Not going to lie. It looks comfy as fuck.

>>139323445
Did that nigger kill them?

To scared to sleep lads even though I'm in Minnesota.

>>139323391
>>139323416
How much time passed in between these shots?

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>>139323473
A couple of hours having passed

>>139323343

there are worse ways to go

i can't think of any right now however

>>139323474
they should have pre-prepared plans to do exactly that.

>>139323064
>sleep
THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

>>139323391
Nice tombstone, think it'll suit you when the surge comes?

>>139323403
/Odg/ was so comfy

>>139323422
>bring out your dead!

>>139322492

I used to live right here. I couldn't reach my wife and kids. I had the massive realization of what they were going to do when I heard the news mention the reservoir and buffalo bayou. I had no idea i lived next to two massive flood reservoir. My wife and kids were able to boogie out if there about an hour ago. Our neighbors had no idea what the significance of this release meant for our apartment complex. I fully expect it to be submerged up to the second story. I'm retarded for listening to the "don't worry shit from our city's leadership, and I almost got my family killed tonight

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Why does KHOU's test pattern have Pac-Man on it?

>>139323394

The one about to hit Houston

>>139323551
Fugg

>>139323064
make sure to have a plan to get to your roof

>>139322492

Can someone help a hwhite brother in need of a meme. I need that cartoon of the dude loading his rifle with the crossed off jews behind him.

Thanks

dead niggers and spics when

>>139323555

checked, and

@
>>139323343

F

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>>139323399
God fucking damn it. I didn't want this happening.

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>>139323609
THE SURGE RISES

>>139323603
kek

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>>139323545
The first one was at 10 pm

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>>139323450
half the city is inaccessible, the dams are breaking and it's dark as fuck. no one has any clue what is happening. we will not know the exact number for weeks but 1000+ dead would not surprise me.

>>139323551
How fucking hard was to sandbag your door?
Why did you let your house get ruined from 10cms of water

>>139323584
that's fucking scary, glad your family is safe

>>139323551
oh shit nigga, where exactly are you?

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>>139323584

>>139323161
"I should have learned to swim"

>>139323508
I'll believe this.

>>139323602
Sweet

>>139323030
Possibly in a few days, right now the flooding isn't too bad. Some underpasses are flooded. It's gonna get worse though. Do you live in Beaumont?

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>>139323161
ahahaha I love seeing dumbass truck owners getting BTFO'ed.

>"I paid an extra $8000 for the TRD offroad package, I can drive through water!"

protip buddy your engine really doesn't like ingesting water through the air intake. There's a reason hardcore off-roaders have snorkels.

>>139323381
Sorry I've got no idea man, I'm from Bastrop county.
http://www.harriscountyfemt.org/
https://water.weather.gov/ahps2/index.php?wfo=hgx

Second link is very useful, predictions are being broken now in some areas and you will be seeing record breaking flooding in some areas. Keep an eye on the creeks near you vigilantly.

Was anyone else watching that stream of those two drunk chicks on that bridge? Theyre totally gonna drown like fucktards.

>>139323633
texas is officially at waterworld levels of flood

>>139323653
Shit you might as well just get out now. Its only going to get worse.

>>139323673

sandbags arent going to do shit.. table is still rising .
in short theyre fucked

>>139323551

lol you actually had that mop to try to keep water out.

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>>139323403
PRAISE AQUA

>>139323633
fake

>>139323584
>I'm a dumb nigger and my retard offspring and whore wife will live to ruin this country another day
Really brings a tear to my eye.

>>139323439
you think it has the force to break windows/walls (especially if carrying debris, especially with weakened walls)?

>>139323439
It sucks we can't get a view of the spillway, I wonder how badly eroded it's going to get.

>>139323609
You people are seriously overestimating the severity of the storm, it's literally nothing.

>>139323673
Sand bagging a door doesn't stop it from seeping in at your seal plates. Unless you bag and pump the whole house your getting wet.

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>>139323603
Underrated.

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The water rises!

>>139323713
post link leaf

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>>139323732
BEST WAIFU

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>tfw streamdown
>nobody here realizes that there wont be any escape once the 35 floods
im gonna drown in houstons shitwater, this is how it all ends

>>139323609
In a few days the waters will become putrid. The animals will come crawling out of there hobbles. At that moment the grand chimp out will begin.

>>139323633
I remember this fake shit with the NY subway years back

>>139323653
>stacking chairs like that

Anyways good luck anon put all your expensive crap on the top

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oh shit

can i get a quick rundown on why this is an exciting happening

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>>139323719
How the water will soon be over my exhaust for my truck
I live right on buffalo bayou so it's about to get bad

streams down, need a new one

>>139323150
You know what 73k cfs looks like...that shit was demolishing concrete structures.

>>139323781
DROWN THEM POSEIDON

>>139323801
quit being dramatic you silly

>>139323243
>>139323354
It's not bullshit. I remember evacuating for Rita, we were stuck in traffic on a stretch of ground-level highway. If we were stuck on that same stretch of highway with this flooding, we'd be absolutely fucked.

It IS a logistics problem. Unless they've got 16 lane highways, it's not gonna happen.

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>>139323732
worst konasuba girl, smelly screaming whiny shit girl

>>139323855
Water still rising even though they opened it...

Shit... The dams really are going to break are'nt they?

>>139323801
Houston confirm DED

>>139323439
What's the survival rate? How bad will the backwash be?

>>139323855
LINK IT YOU CUNT WHAT WEBSITE

>>139323857
Expect your taxes and gas prices to go up.

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>>139323606
>>139323687
I'm right on buffalo bayou, I10 and get hwy 6

Is there a memetic chant we can do to increase rainfall?

>>139323801
>>139323934
The TV channel is still live you drama queen

>>139323926
This I cannot deny, but she was our water goddess during /odg/ and I will remain loyal if it brings results.

>>139323855
that's not a very good sign

>>139323781
Why do people do this
>well I could call 911 and get help
>or I could do what they specifically said not to do and use social media to call for help

>>139323857
Degenerates are dying.

>>139323944

https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall

>>139323700
theres barely any official rescuers there, or how many have you seen?
Nope, they are all with their families and come back when the families are safe.

Are all the local TV streams down? What the fuck is happening over there? Where they all kicked off the air because the government doesn't want people to realize they're all about to die from the dams bursting?

>>139323958
these digits should do the trick

>>139323560
I agree, but a million people... thats a lot a lot. So how many miles away set up fema refugee camps? Starting 2 days prior, (as people keep saying they only had 2 days, really when it seemed it may be serious), and then imagine it was nothing this time? better safe then sorry though right

>>139323973

what am I looking at here

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>>139323779

a literal nothingburger. listen to the authorities. chill with the conspiracies.

Live since rsb and khou are off the air.
https://youtu.be/m3g2hBJjZ5c

LMAO Dallas trolling Houston

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>>139323857
going to be raining today and tomorrow

>>139324002
They are still live on TV. Im watching KPRC 2 right now

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Cops have been stopping to rest here all day. They're swamped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZGJZH6VW-k

Going to start looking for livecams. Here's one near downtown.

>>139323785
>seal plates
>wtf is that
>google

Holy shit, the absolute state of american housing

doubles for dam break

reroll.....

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The dams are fucked. Drown in your shit water and die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Harvey

and

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Katrina

Which will go down as worse?

>>139323403
>Kek knew he would need these memes later

>>139323859
>I live right on buffalo bayou so it's about to get bad

open the dams, cull the herd !

>>139323855
P A N I C
A
N
I
C


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>139324048
Who else /comfy/ in north texas? We get the occasional rainband but it's basically nothing.

>>139323988
on the scanner 90% of their chatter the other night was trying to cover shifts and talking about getting out of town. i cant prove it tho

>>139323952
GET OUT OF THERE!

Buffalo Bayou was already scheduled to be used as a source for the flood waters and it was already scheduled to overflow back when they were releasing 4000 CFPS and now they have doubled and are intending to triple that.

>>139323859
Get ready to hop on a boat that will drive by in the morning. Grab the shit you want the most. It sucks but you gotta do what you gotta do.

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>>139324109

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>>139324074
nigger jew kike do it right

>>139323584
howd they get out at 2am with flooded roads and everyone else trying to get out too at the same time, with a fresh wall of splurging water?

>>139324102
In terms of economic damage this one. Not sure on death toll.

>>139323584
>I had no idea where I lived

Jesus fucking christ, how retarded are urban people?

>>139324102
nobody will remember harvey after trumps next tweet.

>>139323855
hahaha

Dallas just reported that they got 28.5 inches of rain at DFW airport

And Dallas also just reported that Houston has only gotten 25 inches of rain.

Houston BTFO

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>>139323401
Bay shitty, houston dumping /BarkerAddicks is going to kill people

Im watching the minutes tick by, at 1pm the highway out of town is gonna be flooded and impassable
Then the only way out is into the hurricane, which is flooding the other way out
People are taking it way too chill, they dont see rain and think its overblown hype

if its true about the dam speed increasing, I have even less time, and the stragglers in town will 100% be under water within 12 hours

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>>139324109
>>139323403

The Green God delivers the happenings, but in his own sweet time

>>139324139
Ignore this anon, everything is fine, go to bed

>>139322492
First god gives a warning (trump election) then god gives a slap (solar eclipse) then god brings down the hammer upon you (massive flooding)

Did you leftist cunts listen? were you paying attention?... Hell no, you were too busy explaining how "virtuous" you were. You had your heads shoved so far up your ass you could not see the warnings and get the hell out of dodge. Nope, that requires work... Fucking idiots.

>>139324165
I only help big dicked ladyboys.

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please stahp rain

>>139324002

The Khou stream supposedly went down, I would assume the building lost power or something. Their building is right on the bayou and they already had to move upstairs because the first floor was flooded.

>>139324153

kk ill try..

reroll for the dam break..

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>>139324165
What's her name?

>>139324186
Then stop shitposting and start swimming

>>139323958
DROWNING CITY, WATER'S SHITTY
CAN'T ESCAPE THIS WON'T BE PRETTY
EVERY TIME THE MAYOR SPEAKS UP
HIS PEOPLE DIE AND SO DO PUPS
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
THE STREETS HAVE ALL BECOME THE LOO
BY AQUA, KEK, AND DONALD TRUMP,
3 MORE FEET THE WATER JUMPS.

>>139324161
In terms of strength, they're pretty close. Also, it seems like Harvey is staying around longer than Katrina did. And hurricane season ends in November

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HEY HEY HEY HEY
fall rain fall rain, pour from the sky
HEY HEY HEY HEY
pour down, soak the land, wash to the sea
HEY HEY HEY HEY
ooga booga ooga ooga, pour from the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WNLLNxURt4

>>139323952
You are probably going to be camping on your roof for a while...

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THAT HARVEY WAS GONNA KILL ME

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

but seriously I'll be dead soon, especially if the levees break

>>139324169
Elaborate

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>>139324186
>people
It will purge degenerates.

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>>139323987
bless
thanks senpai

>>139323884
That's because the evacuation was poorly executed. It's possible to stagger different parts of the leaving at different times. If you blocked off access to certain areas and actually enforced, it could work.

That's what "logistics" means -- actually designing something so that it works smoothly. They clearly haven't done this. What are you going to do when a flood comes that's 2x worse than this one? Just let tens of thousands of people die? You HAVE to evacuate sometimes, it's not a choice."muh traffic" is not an excuse.

>>139324139
I can't, the truck would flood
See>>139323416
And>>139323859

>>139324064
>Jesus loves you
Too bad he didn't come walking on water to save those people.

>>139323859
Drive your truck onto some blocks if possible.

>>139324234
Chances are they are going to die, the reporter girl was crying and her voice kept breaking throughout.

>>139323884
Absolutely correct. These idiots have never been to Houston. It took us all day to go from Bridge City to Kirbyville when we evacuated for Rita because traffic was backed up and this was driving down back roads that are usually deserted. I can't imagine having to evacuate from a city as big as Houston. The nigger mayor is still a nigger but he's right this time.

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>>139323855

F

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>>139323855

>>139323952
>>139324139
>>139324271

On closer map inspection, get to roof ASAP

>>139324249

Tao.

>>139324272
Give it a few hours.

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>>139324271
You guys are blowing this out of proportion, it won't get this bad

seriously, all anons in houston stop fucking around and get an escape plan.

if shit goes sideways itll go sideways in a huge houstonian shitwave.

dont be an hero guys and move

>>139324267
This is the natives punishing the white man for the trail of tears..except with tears of the dead..FROM THE SKY

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>>139323855

it's even higher than when they began the release

catastrophic dam failure incoming

>>139323781
DROWN NIGGER DROWN!!!

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>>139324235
Do you want your nose circumcised?!

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>>139323603

>>139324069
Did disaster restoration for years. Water finds path of least resistance. I've done houses in Colorado where the water rushed off the mountains and went through bay windows 1 foot off the floor.
>any anons with water and no flood insurance need advice just ask.

>>139324289
Dont expect the democratic mayor to have balls.
>>139324262
Much longer, the water damage is crazy.

>>139324272
Good. Drown in poo water or shoot yourself if you don't want to taste that.

>>139324385
whats the maximum CFS they can release

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Uhh, guys?

>>139324301
Eh the space we use for our restaurant is owned by a Christian. Anyway I've just been giving the cops food and water. Very least it'll help keep nigs away if they keep returning to chill here

>>139324026
It appears that water level still rising at the very end despite flood gates open and water being released

>>139324289

Yeah we'll totally just stagger the evacuation and the niggers totally won't ruin it by all going at once

dam btfo SOON

>>139324376
You are underestimating the amount of rain that has yet to come. It will still be raining by Wednesday.

>>139323149

> blaming this guy because you were too stupid to prepare for the storm

https://traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/gc.aspx?cam=340&loc=IH-10_Katy_at_Pederson_(E)&fr=1&ps=0

This is the closest cam I can find near the reservoir that's being emptied. It's about 1 mile out but it isn't a live video, just a still and the lighting is shit.

>>139324234
Fox 26 is up https://youtu.be/m3g2hBJjZ5c

>>139324393

well you try if you think you can do better

>>139324464
source ?

>>139324464
I meant big dicked Asian ladyboys, moron.

>>139324165
I hope you drown irl

>>139324376
>wont get bad
how bad do you think it will get if a hurricane will be camping in the area next 3-5 days raining 24/7?

Also, do you think the area will be "ok" after the flooding?

Nope, it will become New orleans/Chicago.

Even if youre safe now and comfy, you shoudlseriously start thinking longterm plan. Like moving the fuk out.

>>139322600

*Uppity Black Woman voice*

>"HE NEED SOME MILK"

>>139324409
How do I avoid getting water into my house

>>139324411
checked
>>139324457
that's why I said you have to get law enforcement and transportation to block roads so that people cannot leave their neighborhood until the appointed time. you do whatever you have to do.

whats the deal with gas station fuel storage? if they are submerged is the Gas secured or will it all come out?

>>139324409

Best way to deal with the impending mold?

>>139324533
WHO GON FEED MUH KEEDS WHITEY I NEED THEM MONEY FO DEM DIAPERS

>>139324423

now that would be awesome, so much happenings

>>139323979
All the phone lines are down or overloaded.