/HFG/ HARVEY HOUSTON FLOOD GENERAL - DAMS ARE OPEN EDITION

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Heil Harvey

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ALL TEXANS REPORT IN. NO DALLAS OR PANHANDLERS, THANK YA KINDLY

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
>GUNS
>GRUB

First for praying for the animals

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>>139320110

>>139320203
Just a regular day in Houston

The real question, lads

Where will all the trouble makers go after this? Back to Louisiana?

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Reminder to hide Dam Internet Defense Force posters

Need streams/video of dams opening plz

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Help my friends sister is alone and completely wet on the roof of her house due to her parents being away on vacation

If you see her please help her out she lives around channelview. Here's a pic to help identify her, she will be very grateful for your help

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CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
>CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
>https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
>CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
>https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
>CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
>https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
>CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
>https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
>CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
>https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000
>CORPS OF ENGINEERS RELEASE RESERVOIRS EARLY
>https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/902044361122304000

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>>139320110

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WATER PURIFICATION METHOD, NO BOILING NEEDED

For all of you sad fucks out there that are underprepared and want to save on fuel
Reminder table is for 5% UNCOMPOUNDED bleach (no others additives) and that you should let cloudy water sit/filter it first
Shake/mix vigorously and let sit for 1 hour
Bleach loses 20% of its effectiveness each year, remember to compensate for that
Water should have a slight smell of chlorine after you are done
And for gods shake, dont use sewage, its bleach not magic

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYU-kVCAtLE/?tagged=harvey

praise kek

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watch out for this guy

>>139320204
I'm in Fort Bend county, sugar Land specifically, shitting myself and trying to stay calm with video games. Preparation is as good as it shall be, God help us.

>COUNTY
Brazoria (Pearland)
>STATUS
No rain for hours, creek next to me is full as fuck
>GUNS
Nice try ATF
>GRUB
Spaghetti and meatballs

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>>139320203

What's the best stream to watch? I was watching KHOU but it's boring af.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJVYXt2KGgE

the libtards in this chat are killing me

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no fear. only dreams now

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https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2020?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall
If the levys breaks it will wash a giant mud pile into my house with tons of water
these fucking retards releaceing the dams better know what they're doing
5in of water in house atm
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc

>>139320204
Travis
Raining
Water
Slingshot
Super male vitality

>>139320334
https://youtu.be/nsT1nO76H7c

>>139320303
black and went to Lamar, so he got a degree on the buddy hook up plan, niice

DROWN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

Well I hope you all are happy...You got your happening. And now a few good anons including myself will be killed by the water tonight.

I survived the great meme war, but die at the hands of fucking water.

Remember us.

>>139320204
>NUECES COUNTY
>DARK AND A BIT RAINY
>COMFY AS FUG, HUNCKERED DOWN
>AR-15, AK47, 12 GAUGE
>NACHOS

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>Hurricane wipes out a town
>Flood gates opened, town flooding
>LET'S TALK ABOUT A DONUT SHOP

>>139320334

KHOU 11 does have the best info.
rsbn is going offline.

periscope is your best bet

>>139320242
I miss when Google reverse image search used to take you directly to the person's fb page so you could gather more fap material

>>139320254
SECOND SHOA

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>>139320408
You won't be forgotten anon.

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>>139320204
FUCK YOU NORTH TEXAS HERE
DENTON
FUCKIGN GREAT
FANTASTIC AND HUMID
ENOUGH
STEAK

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How soon until pictures of Houston start to look like Mogadishu?

>>139320436
anon don't talk about my friends sister like that!

Starting to second guess my decision to eat frog legs tonight...

>>139320408

Improvise a piss bottle raft.

>>139320365
Post pics please

>>139320372
"We're going to talk about the traffic now and the morning commutee"

Fucking kill them all.

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>>139320358

>>139320472
I work at the sugar Land town center, trust me, it already looked like Mogadishu.

Find whatever jailbait girl you see and fuck her brains out, Texas.

>>139320408
You have to survive for the ensuing race wars.

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http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/king-of-the-hill-season-8-episode-15-apres-hank-le-deluge/

Get comfy nocturnal bros, currently monitoring the creek next to my house all night

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>Rain stopped for a while
>Go outside to see what's up
>See this

Have I been blessed?

>>139320408
lol it water just swim what r u a nigger?

>>139320365
You deserve to die, memeflag cancer nigger faggot. Let the water fill your lungs.

>>139320518
What the fuck did you expect? It's not national news, it's local.

>>139320204
Bexar

/comfy/

windy but no rain, I am so fucking mad about the lack of rain

6 inch Buck knife

spicy chili

>>139320110
>Live Coverage: Tracking Hurricane Harvey Historic Flooding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO3vMuydsPI [Embed]

this stream is dead. stop posting it in HFG threads

>>139320372
The lady in that stream sounds absolutely terrified

>>139320408
Die slowly, please.

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>>139320204
County: Harris County, museum district
Status: Literally nothing tier, even the shops are open.
>View outside: Dark. I'm in a semi-detached gated community, so all I really see when I look out is the house across the street. I can go out on my balcony and take a picture, but there's really nothing to show.
>Guns: None, I'm visiting family and they're libruls
>Grub: Hot chocolate, refried beans, Trinidad Scorpion peppers, water, nd Pop Tarts.

>>139320576

may the kek be with you anon

>>139320408
You aren't going to die unless you have an iq of 90.
It's just some water, like how is flood death real?
Nigga go on the roof, like nigga just wait a day, like nigga just climb a tree

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ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF DAMS BEING OPENED

>>139320237
what spillway is that?
random image or is a houston spillway btfo?

>>139320372
>Let's look at the traffic cams
> Shit's flooded yo

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Your more likely to die to a redditor than a feral.

>>139320576
PRAISE HIM

>>139320408
livestream death plz

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>>139320408

Did you not stock up on water and food like /k/ bros have been telling Texas anons to do?

You just need to last the next 4-5 days with the unlimited rain.....after that it clears....However, the flood waters won't leave until weeks/ months.....

>>139320624
That is to be expected from those with "cosmopolitan bias"

>>139320240
I can see that. I'm not defending the media, but I think it can be better for them to hype things up ~rather than~ downplay them too hard. Ideally they'd only report accurately, but you know.
>>139320490
It makes a me a little sick

>>139320661
>hot chocolate
>pop tarts

lucky fuck. Also in harris here and it's barely drizzling

anyone have a link or know where in houston i can grab some red cross or fema food

>>139320599
Explains why the traffic reporter is crying and breaking down - they are likely in the path of those who are going to die and they know it.

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WHATS THE LATEST ON THE DAMS?


Water is probably pouring out of this right now, this is the Addick reservoir.

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>>139320204
Fort Bend, Sugar Land
Comfy but nervous
The bayou behind my house has reached its banks and my house is surrounded by water.
Plenty with enough ammo to take a small town
Just sipping on some water

>>139320576

Biologist here..

That's a Karakoram frog (no idea how the fuck it got to Texas maybe escaped some packaging or something) but you need to STAY THE FUCK AWAY from it as they are very fucking poisonous.

>>139320760
Grow your own food you commie freeloader cunt or just kys

>>139320740
There is no preparing for something like this. Food and water is not the issue. The city is flooded and we have a whole week of rain to come.

>>139320777
The dams are as full as they have never been before. If they break thousands will die.

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>>139320676

>>139320801
Im in Sugar Land and have a creek right behind me and we are at literal knife's edge of mandatory evacuation. Fuck man this is nerve wracking.

beaumont anon here. rain is starting to pick up but the real rain is coming in 2 hours. how is everyone holding up iin the golden triangle? is port arthur fucked now?

>>139320110
Off topic;
How do I fucking stop masturbating? I keep grabbing muh dick and I immediately stop, only to grab it again and look for some white wimmen to wank to, only to stop yet a gain

Some asshole from the Fifth Ward tried to break into my house so I shot him.

He limped off (not sure where I got him), but I'm wondering if this is enough of an emergency to call the cops. I'm uninjured and fortunately my door is as well.

>>139320824
that is a treefrog you dumb fuck

And Humble bros here? Its not even raining right now when im at

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>>139320576

>>139320858
It's called not living in a floodzone in the first place or being smart enough to leave when a fucking hurricane is coming. All trapped in the flood deserve to die slow deaths.

Praise Poseidon!

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I found a picture of some refugees from Some tiny hamlet south of Houston.

Heading your way!

>>139320911
Pics show. us mate

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>>139320858
dude sandbags lmao

>>139320905
>PA getting fucked

let this happen

>>139320911
was it a nigger?

>>139320760
>where can I get me sum gibs?
Drown and die, nigger.

>>139320849
i dont seeds and every store is closed faggot

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REQUESTING HELP
>requesting help
REQUESTING HELP

DOES ANYBODY KNOW/HAVE AN IMAGE OF WHAT AREAS OF HOUSTON ARE UNDERWATER RIGHT NOW?

I WANT TO KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY "HALF OF HOUSTON" OR 25% OR WHAT

>>139320204
>COUNTY
Bastrop
>STATUS
Slight drizzle and puddles up to 1 inch
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Calm
>GUNS
Mossberg 500 and Windham Weaponry AR-15
>GRUB
Just beer

>>139320408
pics or didnt happen

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I've been out of the loop for a day or so and need a quick rundown. Is Jeff okay and on a scale of one to fug how fugged is the average Texan?

Good morning gents, anything new happen in the past 10 hours?

>>139320858
>There is no preparing for something like this.
That's retarded. Like worse case, just check into a hotel in a room on a high floor the day before in downtown somewhere, if it's too late to evac. People who die in these things panic or have shit IQ, Darwin at work

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Houston bro here

This is easily the worse flooding i have seen in Houston. The worse part about this is that, according to weather projections, more is yet to come.

I've seen overflowing bayous, streets, and highways. Abandoned cars and people were scattered all across the streets today as it kept pouring.

I dont know when the city will resume to normal but im just hoping we make it out alive.

It's a pretty scary feeling to fall asleep at night and not knowing if you'll wake up to water splashing on your body as your home floods.

>>139320994
100%

>>139320912
Tree frog iris' don't light up blue when subjected to white light

That's a Karakoram frog

From the old thread

>>139320719
>Speaker trucks driving through town ordering mandatory evac, floods will be up to 10 feet high according to local flood model and SHTF mode is on in town

godspeed anons, get out while you fucking can, ill stuff all my pets in the same car if I got to

They are doing this shit now

>>139320872
BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK IT IS POSEIDON'S WILL

PURGE THE DEGENERATES

>>139320937
Because everyone can just relocate themselves and their entire family at the drop of a hat.

I hope someone you care about dies horribly for every Houstonian you wished death on.

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>>139320911
>should I call the cops?
>post ends in 911
Well, it looks like you got your answer, anon. Not that it'll even matter. Cops are a bit swamped at the moment. You could say the emergency lines are being... flooded with calls.

David Odom from Texas who has been helping save lives - he's on facebook;
david.odom.1804

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>>139321011
WHO KEEPS FUCKING WITH THE "BE SOMEONE" GRAFFITI

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>139320824
>Aligators
>Sneks
>Possible sharks
>Floating colonies of fire-ants
>Massive sinkholes
>Contaminated sewage-water
>Looters
>Flooded dams
>We poison frogs too now

wew

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neat

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>>139320110
THE GATES ARE OPEN AND IT'S STILL RISING

>>139320204
Harris
Status: Comfy w/ power / net; some roof leakage I dealt with earlier. Will replace shitty roof after this
View: Streets and outside area is not flooded. Surrounding streets around neighborhood flooded
Guns: M1917 .45, Springfield XD Mod 2, .22 Rifle
Grub: Sandwich shit, lotsa eggs, lotsa hamburger, lotsa beans, fruit, granola. 2 weeks easily. 2 lifestraws for 2000L water if needed

>>139321003
Jeff lived and this is worse than Katrina

>>139321048
>drop of a hat
You had days notice, you dumb coon. How about you don't live in a floodzone? LMAO

You stupid niggers all deserve slow painful deaths choking on shit water.

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>>139320408
This is how your family will find you.

>>139321003
jeff is fine, most texans are fine but houston nigs are fugged

>>139321003
Jeff is fine and average Texan is at a 2/10. Houston is 7'10

>>139320971
30 inches of rain.
>sandbags lol
>>139321009
Get a hotel the day before in downtown somewhere. You are retarded.

>>139320911
Don't call the police you retard, police care about monopolies on violence before every thing else. They would arrest you or seize your guns for breaking the peace during a emergency , even if the guy was raping your wife

>>139320911
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Just like you're lying right now nigger.

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It has begun

>>139321108
if they overtop that dam you will see armageddon

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>>139320872
Yes I read they are old and in disrepair.

Hopefully erosion doesn't take out any critical pieces of it.

>>139320408
timestamp and flood waters or you're a faggot LARPer

>>139321108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCHg5r6rFoI

You guys okay?

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>>139321099
It's just one big middle finger

>>139320204
Sitting west of the Davis
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Where's my rain

>>139321159
30 inches of sandbags.
>water lol

>>139320824
two K's

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Game over for Houston.
If not the flood, it will be destroyed by mniggrs

>>139321108
What are the odds that it overtops the spillway?

The rain has stopped completely, for the first time in days.

>>139320204
>COUNTY
Harris. Midtown.
>STATUS
Internet, Power, Water. A-OK.
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Dark and clear. No streets in sight have any water in them.
>GUNS
None personally, though building security is armed and two cops live on my floor.
>GRUB
Probably too much.

>>139321048
When your life depends on it yes, you get the fuck up and get out any way you can. Unless you're 600lbs or an elderly disabled person you get the fuck out.

"But it's too hard! I have so much weeb shit to jerk off to :-(."

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>>139321099
>that entire stream of rain clouds spining at the perfect angle so every drop lands on Houston

>>139320408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqkRU_4kk_Y

>>139320204
>>139320204
Fort Bend
Sitting tight. Water up to yard but receding.
One pistol, one shotgun, plenty of ammo.
Food will be a problem if cut off for days. Water enough for 2 weeks.

>>139320967
I don't have any pics as I was too busy getting my gun. There isn't any damage from the aftermath.

>>139320986
I don't think there is anyone from the Fifth Ward who isn't.

>>139321099
what's happening herer

>>139320204
Harris in the Heights
/prepped/ still have power and internet
I think I live in literally the highest elevation in Houston, no flooding at my building but right down the street is underwater. (Ella/TC Jester)
No guns I'm fucked when the nigs come.
Pizza and beer, have several MREs ready to go if we go long-term.

What should I do /hfg/?

>>139321132
I don't live in a floodzone, virgin. I'm rich. I'm nice and dry on the westside of Houston. I'm still not going to laugh at everyone that's drowning. Most of them are white, btw.

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>>139321201
just going for a swim

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>>139320576
kek's son saves another anon!

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>>139321099

>>139320902
The reservoirs are to my north and the Fort Bend evac areas are to my south. I hope for the best.

>>139321236
100% if you go dynamite it, lazy

>>139321168
ARE THEY BREAKING?!?!

>>139320679
Orville damn in California, they didn't fix it so it literally broke under the weight of the water.

>>139321168
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Media/News-Releases/Article/1291369/corps-releases-at-addicks-and-barker-dams-to-begin/

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>>139320204
Austin
/comfy/
No rain
1911 and .38
Steak

is san antonio going to get any rain?

>>139321286
I saw it too!

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>the corps of engineers say that they will release water from the Addicks and Barker Reservoir at 2 am

>they instead start releasing the water at 1 am

Just how fucked are we anons?

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>>139321054

OH YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD FREE RAIN TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT TEXAS. WELL, YOUR JUDGMENT WAS CLOUDY. I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SORROW

>>139321318
Soon Anon.

They are still rising even though they are open.

>>139321270
Of your gun I mean mate.

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>>139321099

>>139321287
I do too, so far our luck has been immense. But if it comes to it we are gone tomorrow, and I just got a new gaming PC, motherfucker.

>>139321236
at this point, pretty good.

even if the rain stops, you've clearly got runoff pumping up these numbers now.

strap in, boyos.

>>139320967
5th ward is a really shitty part of town
I believe him

>>139321276
"whites" that live in Houston aren't white. "whites" that are too stupid to avoid a hurricane and live in floodzones aren't white.

I hope they all choke on shit water, and I hope you just grow a tumor or get killed by a roaming nigger or something.

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>>139320110
i feel like kek wants a huge flood

>>139321272
Fashion a rudimentary spear

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>>139321326
Alas it was not to be

>>139321099
>the belly of the dragon will drip water
shit

>>139321168
the volume of water is gonna siphon backwash so hard. shits fucked

>>139321268
Anon, you know the government is going to flood your home, it is for your own good.

>>139321272
barricade, obviously. And plan for speedy escape.

>>139320911
what if i was your 70 year old old lady neighbor wanting to know if you wanted some freshly baked cookies and to cuddle?

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Colorado here in Central Texas is getting pretty fat but as long as it sticks to predictions we should be fine. Stay safe Houston bros!

>>139320991
>not having emergency qwik-gro seeds on hand at all times
Lmao die nigger

>>139321369
Make your peace with Yahweh, you die tonight. Shoot yourself if you can, choking on shit water probably doesn't taste good lmao

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>>139320824
explain

>>139321394
Sauce?

>kprc2 coverage
https://youtu.be/rWe-L59jvCE

>>139320204
Fort bend.
Chillin'.
Dark outside but steady medium heavy rainfall.
Oh yeah guns.
I just got done eating pizza rolls.

>>139320872
>If they break thousands will die.
>>139321175
>Yes I read they are old and in disrepair.

and anyone downriver is fucked because they said another 24 hours, now they release it in the middle of the night.

>>139321318
Controlled release =/= breaking.

Controlled release is to prevent that.

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Am I following this correctly?

>tell people not to evacuate
>mass disaster
>have to open up the dams
>tell people they must evacuate immediately
>its already flooded, roads are underwater, people are trapped in houses
>gave order to evacuate after sundown
>gave a limited amount of hours for people to hope for rescue an prepare
>opened up the dams early

Is this what just happened?

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>>139321168

>>139321369
Very, they got me in the last Hurricane when they opened the Livingston Dam

>>139320204
>Harris County, Med Center
>Dry and comfy, no loss of power or water through this entire shit show. Work closed tomorrow so free to shitpost all night
>Light rain just started again after a couple hours of silence
>Enough ground turkey and beans to last 3-4 days

>>139321253
Where you at senpai? I used to live in midtown but I moved down near stafford

>>139321007
moar water

>>139321007
The floodgates have literally been opened.

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>>139321385
Is that near here?

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Harris near downtown.

So let me get this straight. I don't have to go to work today, right?

>>139321486
Pretty much, it's the systematic murder of thousands due to stupidity.

>>139320110
OP here need new baker, and the next OP please remove this link from the OP the stream is dead:
>Live Coverage: Tracking Hurricane Harvey Historic Flooding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO3vMuydsPI

>>139321486
yes pretty much.
been monitoring for hours.
your quick rundown is spot on

>>139321386
I don't live in a floodzone, but this shit is getting awful close.

>>139321459
stop flashing it you asshole it makes it's eyes fuck up

>>139321386
Nope. I'll be here triggering little faggots like you long after the rain stops.
I hope that someone you love gets killed by a white Texan via fatal assraping.

>>139321549
ON IT

>>139321486
Well, I hope it kills the looters at least.

>>139320110
So We let a roaring wind loose on them for a few disastrous days to make them taste the punishment of shame in this world; more shameful still will be the punishment of the life to come, and they will not be helped. 41:16

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Heres the estimated area of flooding from DAM

>>139321486
This seems to have been the chain of events.

I would have thought with all the money dumped into FEMA and the National Guard America would be more prepared for shit like this.

>>139321486
swim nigga

>>139321054
>>139321054
go back to mexico carlos

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>>139320285
I thought you were trying to get people killed, but I looked it up and it's true.

https://www.epa.gov/ground-water-and-drinking-water/emergency-disinfection-drinking-water

>>139320692
Based Sludgy_Veins

>>139321486
If niggers were too stupid to evacuate themselves they deserve to choke on shit water.
>>139321598
I'm not triggered, I'm having the time of my life laughing at niggers drowning. You Texans are known for being Sodomites.

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Press f to pay respects

>>139321486
>democrats in charge
>millions die
Nothing new really

>>139321220
>lol
lol

>>139321461
>http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/77198488/#q77200224

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>>139321099
Is Poseidon a Xenomorph?

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>was listening to the weather radio at work on friday
>the houston area judge they had on there said that workers were scrambling to complete emergency repairs on the dams until the literal day before the storm hit

>>139321486
Jesus, this is gonna make Katrina look like a fucking joke.

>>139321537
Nah they're on opposite sides of the center. Still within the Loop though. A general rule of thumb, streets and places named after presidents and Martin Luther King Jr. are usually not the safest.

>>139321705
Northside is full of spics and niggers

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"DERNULD LUMP SHOULD TAKE HIS YACHT TO TEXAS AND PERSONALLY SAVE EACH AND EVERYONE AFFECTED AND GIVE THEM A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS. STOP CLAPPING!"

>meanwhile on trump's twitter
>RECORD RAINS. WOW! THANKS!

>>139321733
that shit will never hold

>>139321379
The radar is looking nice so far.

Harris
Comfy af about to sleep in the lull we are having overnight
Dark outside light rainfall
No guns
Fritos and bean dip right now

>>139321486

And, it's civilians in boats that are rescuing most of the people.

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>>139321657
>I thought you were trying to get people killed
What kind of cunt do you think I am, getting anons killed?

>>139321538
Sifl and Olly. You massively old faggot.

>>139321524
Windsor Apartments on the North end of Midtown. A bit pricey but worth it as long as you aren't dumb enough to live on the side facing Cle nightclub.

>>139321755
would of been grand if this hurricane was named donald

>>139321770
>meanwhile in nigger's house in Houston
>*bubbles*

What are you guys doing to pass the time?

I'm so fucking bored right now

>>139321486
thats what happens when you let a nigger run a city. now thousands will die because dumbshits dont know how to properly deal with flooding

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>>139321770
HE WAS TOO BUSY GETTING TWO SCOOPS AND GOLFING LIKE THE GLUMPF DRUMPF MCDUMPF HE IS!

>>139321705
That's a low point in the city, and it's only 11 feet of water

>yfw reddit cucks complain when people actually get the fuck out instead of inevitably drowning

>>139321636
Specifically how high the reservoir will get.

>>139321789
What do you mean? I've stopped directly following news because my stomach is so knotty. Give it to me straight, doc.

>>139321636
>Heres the estimated area of flooding from DAM

Pekka, noone knows what parts of houston that is, and how much is nigger infested
more information please

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>>139321863

>>139321733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-beld0PaJc

>>139320986
>was it a nigger?
>5th ward

Yes anon. Only niggers there. Not even Mexicans live in that shithole.

>>139321849
Scooping water out of my kitchen and smoking meth

>>139321849
Faping and Fucking

>>139321874
You're fucking fucked m8

>>139321638

>a leaf thinking adding more money into the black hole of government ever solves anything

you will always be a leaf

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>>139321537
#harveylootcrew

>>139321638
this

>>139321874
Medically speaking, I hope you can fly

>>139321226
no.. this is a godsend.

understand something.

katrina hit lousiana and all the niggers left for houston.

houston has had all these niggers upping the crime and violence so badly for so long.

now this hurricane is going to rectify that situation. they'll all leave back to louisiana..

KEK'S CLEANSING RAIN IS REMOVING THE NIGGERS!

>>139321839
http://www.hurricane.com/2017-hurricane-names.php

>>139321475
Them people on TV, the anchors I mean, where are they broadcasting from? how did they go downtown?

>>139321849
Right now I'm gaming, and not well since I'm so tense. At least if this shit goes down I'll have plenty of time to draw again.

>>139321770
>Meanwhile in Finland
>Getting cucked by syrians

>>139321874
If you are not flooded, and not located by a Dam that they are opening it looks like you are good to go

>>139321955
Image being so oppsessed with your ass.

>>139320204
Brazos County here
It's a bit wet outside but these pussies already decided to cancel classes so I'm happy

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>>139321864

>>139321997
Hopefully you drown desu

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>mayor issues mandatory evacuation after all streets are impassable
So much for the myth of the inferior black intellect

Stop calling us stupid for not leaving!

The fucking mayor told us not to leave you fucking jerks

And now we may die and it isn't our fucking faults

Water rising here... Blacks all over the place shining lights at my house now....

Have some fucking heart you dicks

>>139321935
Your country has the biggest military industrial complex on the planet, the least you could do is have basic fucking old fashioned civil defense, like during the cold war.


BILLIONS of dollars are poured into these agencies and they can't even manage a crisis as predictable as a hurricane.

>>139322053
if the mayor told you to jump off a bridge would you?

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SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>139321486
PRETTY MUCH INEPT NIGGER MAYOR OF HOUSTON

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>>139321970
In reality we're gonna somehow end up with more niggers

>>139321895
Fuck off then, i sure as hell would know my city from maps.
You are not important.

Is the storm still projected to go south and strengthen again or is it finally breaking up and dissipating?

>>139322014
You fucking liar

It isnt over yet not even close stop trying to get people killed asshole

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>>139322081

>>139322081
Thats goung south?

>>139321836
Oh nice I was down Hadley at 2222 smith st apartments hopefully youre high up

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I'm glad sansa made it out okay

>>139322053
>retarded post
>reddit spacing
You have to go back

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>>139322053
Hope you can swim!
Cause they can't

>>139322045
I will live just to spite you, nigger.

>>139322014
And I will kiss you if you are right.

>>139322126
Also wondering this. Also what category is it currently?

>>139322047

houstonians should sue this asshole.

he literally threw every sensible advice aside and he has blood on his hands.
lock him up next to hillary

>>139322126
Please Kek, send the storm south to restrengthen

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>>139322053
>And now we may die and it isn't our fucking faults

The absolute state of the urbanlet
So detached from the real world that only cares about being legally covered
>But nobody warned me so its the governments fault, I will sue!

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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>>139322113
>Houstoniggers are so stupid they need their nigger mayor to tell them when to evacuate

>>139322165
Where is that?

>>139322053
Think for yourself or listen to the based governer. Thousands of people left why didnt you?

>>139322120
They will use the refugee crisis caused by Houston as a way of encouraging more refugees

>>139322126
Conflicting reports, but most likely several more days of rain. It is very slow moving.

>>139322057

i am glad to see you are in total agreement with my point.

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>>139322053
>listen to Nigger advice
>die
You could have chosen to live.

>>139321636
That is the basin itself you idiot.
It is intended to fill that area.
Do you not know how a fucking reservoir works?
They are releasing it from there (blue areas) into waterways (not shown) so that it does not back up into the neighborhoods north and west of the reservoir (non-blue colored areas) or fail entirely and destroy areas to the south and east.

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>>139322169
You're going to fucking die.

>>139322169
I'm not the nigger that lives in a floodzone and on top of that was too stupid to evacuate with a hurricane coming. You're too stupid to live and too stupid to spite.

>>139322053
>electing a nog mayor
>following nog orders
>not your fault
What happens from here is just eugenics desu

>>139322132
Fuck Off, the Flood warning ends at 4:15am

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>>139321864

>>139322053
>trusting the government for your own well being
There is a reason certain people want less government anon

>>139322222
checked

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I just found out the creek feeds right into Addix
Looks like it's not going down tonight.

>>139322196
/pol/ is for political discussion

/a/ is for anime

Go back to /a/ you dumb weeb

>>139321874
We are in a sorta empty space.

>>139320533
Goddamnit, you beat me to it. Willowbrook area, just terrible now

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>>139322222
Fucking wasted digits.

LET THEM ALL DIE!

>>139322057
the leaf speaks the truth. the problem is all of the incompetent nigger shits who run this city who dont even know how to properly drain floodwater lmao

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>mandatory evacuation
https://www.click2houston.com/news/lake-conroe-exceeds-full-level-controlled-releases-beginning

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>>139322053
Lol, fucking redneck retard
>muh guberment tells me wat do
>oh shieeeet im gona droun
>why u guberment lieed
>now i call amberlambs and nainoneone
>whyyy no one halbs me

>>139322126
It is certainly going south again but its unknown whether or not it will go far enough south for long enough to strengthen.

>>139322198
>Ground floor of an office building on Allen Parkway and Waugh

>>139322053

>Stop calling us stupid for not leaving!

>The fucking mayor told us not to leave you fucking jerks

and what did we learn, Mr. Boomer?

>>139322053
>The fucking mayor told us not to leave you fucking jerks
Since when does anyone listen to a mayor? You have a brain, you have eyes and ears. Could you not see and read from the news what was heading your way?

I am sorry you are stuck and I pray for you. I do hope you get out safely and are not hurt. They are doing boat rescues all night. Call 911 and you will be put in a que if you do not hang up. If you hang up, they lose you. Good luck and Godspeed anon!

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>>139322281
Air is for white people, you breath shit water, nigger.

>>139322165
the fuck??????????

>>139322141
The little green cones show the direction of the cells path.

>>139322169
The Silence is tough to take after listening to the constant rain for the last several days

>>139322278
What's the problem? Hasvn't even reached your porch. Just some fertilizer for your trees and lawn

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>>139322222
can't argue with these digits

>>139322181
The mayor said to evac, mayor has higher rank than governor.

its not the mayors fault. he is not a climate emergency professional, he should not have the final say, a team of more knowelegable and responsible individuals should have told him not to say that, or over ruled it if he did completely on his own accord. He must have been handed info by someone/s

>>139322281
Your R*ddit is showing, faggot. Anime has always been a part of every board whether you like it or not.

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>>139322320
Oh it will.

>>139322244
>just spend money you don't have to flee!

>>139322199
>>139322133
>>139322200
>>139322222
>>139322244
THE DIGITS TELL THAT THE NOW TROPICAL STORM WILL STRIKE ONCE AGAIN AT HURRICANE STRENGTH