/HFG/ HARVEY HOUSTON FLOOD GENERAL - THE FLOODGATES WILL OPEN

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houston will take a direct hit from a hurricane, 9 days from now

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Help my friends sister is alone and completely wet on the roof of her house due to her parents being away on vacation

If you see her please help her out she lives in harris county. Here's a pic to help identify her.

Any livestream of the dam?

PRAISE POSEIDON

PURGE THE DEGENERATE FILTH

FILL THEIR LUNGS WITH WATER AND DRAG THEM TO THE DEEP

>>139315639

My mossberg is not a cuck shotgun

8+1 master race

>>139316198
>>139316226
Thanks for the new bread.

>>139316198
Dead nigger figures when???

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>>139316244

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>>139316198
Where is blacklivesmatters at? Why aren't they helping loot Houston?

>>139316262
Dam live stream bump

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Heil Harvey
Cleanse the filth from these lands

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God protect all anons in the deluge
I don't wanna die a virgin mang

>>139316262

yeas please

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If any of you Texanons want to go on an adventure, right now is prime time for nigger hunting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqLa-hLqcnQ&t=4s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0

>>139316250
Lol fuck you
Nice tits though

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Any new happenings in the last hour? There isn't enough panic going on for my tastes.

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>>139316244
Dude...

>>139316364
Yahweh is not real. Prepare to drown.

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Can post a dozen just like this. When do we stop saying the C word?

>>139316250
She's probably getting raped by a nigger right now.

>>139316250
she's already been raped...

>>139316250
Completely wet, you say?

I want my comfy anon stream back..... charge ur phone

>>139316250
I think we all know why she's so wet

>>139316250
If I see her I will impregnate her

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>>139316391
How dare you damn me
Bad fortune upon you

>>139316386
Things are dying down right now. Everyone is bracing for the possible round 2 when the storm reforms over the gulf and comes north again

WHY WON'T THE RAIN JUST SLOW DOWN

Guys I can't even stop thinking about this long enough to play vidya

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>>139316198
West U anon here, I drew a map showing my location and that of the nearby bayous. From what I read Buffalo bayou is the one they're going to release water into from the reservoires. Based on this map am I in the way of the flooding or will I be fine?

>>139316250
Sorry your sister is in a thread of near-pedos on /v/, anon.
>https://4archive.org/board/v/thread/322201665

>>139316439
She's dripping wet.

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Tornado down around Groves Port Arthur I can fucking hear it, but i'm in the center of my house.

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CITIZENS OF THE STATE OF TEXAS:

ARE YOU CURRENTLY CARRYING A CARRY GUARD CARD RIGHT NOW?

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>>139316198
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA


(((HUH!)))
Bad Goys, whatcha want
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
When the (((banks))) come for you
Tell me whatcha wanna do, Why hate the jews?

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

When you were eight and you had Goy traits
You go to (((school))) and learn the Holocaust was true
So why aren't you acting like a Goyled fool?
If you get hot, you must get (((cool)))

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((we))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
What you gonna do when (((we))) come for you?

You 'pill it on that one, ya 'pill it on this one
You 'pill it on ya mother and ya 'pill it on ya father
You 'pill it on ya brother and ya 'pill it on ya sister
And you 'pill it on that one and ya 'pill it on me!

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

(((Goldberg))) naw give you no break
(((Rothschild))) naw give you no break
(((Soros))) naw give you no break
Not even you ((('Stien))) naw give you no break
Hey Hey!

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

>>139316350
Gee wiz, fella! Looks like I got me some new memes!

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You stupid American faggots deserve this for denying climate change.

You reap what you sow. It's too late to stop it now, you should've listened.

ENJOY

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barely had time to get computer up stairs
I live right on buffalo bayou, they said releasing the dam won't cause feets of water to come in, anyone confirm
I'll post back once we finish getting the rest of our shit safe

>>139316250
Damn, she could float the whole city to safety.

>Addicks Reservoir pool is rising at .85 of a door per hour
What did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1/status/902044430542270464

>>139316403
post that shit

>>139316526
>they said releasing the dam won't cause feets of water to come in, anyone confirm
That's a lie.

Ok boys water is pushing through my front door now and I just ate 40 grams of shrooms. I have a pool raft i might take out if things get too hectic. I'm praying for Houston anons here good luck bros

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>>139316494
your going to die

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My city is fucked.

Cypress here, rain started falling heavily the last few minutes

anyone got the fox houston stream? I closed it

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THE DAM IS OPENING

>>139316513
I'd carry her carry guard card gnome saiyan

>>139316198
you texas brethren have taken on tougher shit than this, chip up, you guys are in my thoughts
cheers i'm drinking for you guys tonight

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The most important thing you can do for the white race is keep your own life in order. Start with yourself. You must be competent, reliable, hardworking, and, above all, happy. Do people in your life trust and respect you? What does your family think of you? Are you capable of raising children? Racial politics doesn't have to be the only factor of your life. And if you can't achieve such things for your self, then the chances are very high that you are not ready to be a political activist, either online or in real life. Because how can you make a difference for the race, for the lives of many, if you can't even make anything of your own, individual life?

Always remember: we live in first world countries and have opportunity that most people born on this planet do not. Things aren't as good for us as they were for our parents. But billions of people in the third world would still kill to have the opportunities that you do right now. So take care of yourself! Work your ass off, everyday, to build a good life for you, and for your family. Clear your mind of self destructive thoughts, and keep yourself focused on realistic goals. Work hard, but also do fun and wholesome things with real people in real life. That's very important. Nothing on the internet should ever take away from your real life

>>139316244
Praise him and quadroons for another hurricane after the on you stated to come in for a triple whammy

>>139316525
you must be 18 or older to post here

>>139316391
God's real. And conquered your nigger tribe. You as a weakling should fear the strong

>>139316526
>I live right on buffalo bayou, they said releasing the dam won't cause feets of water to come in, anyone confirm
look at this goy, he actually believes his government

>>139316525
>look mom, I posted it again!

>>139316526
>I live right on buffalo bayou, they said releasing the dam won't cause feets of water to come in, anyone confirm

You poor, poor bastard.

>>139316544
They started releasing water... and it is still rising o_o

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>>139316494
Head west and be the Prince of Bellaire

>>139316558
You might not have a good trip anon, I can't even play vidya and smoke I'm so stressed. Sugar Land here, pray for me, I've been a good anon.

>>139316610
You again? Are you still butthurt about /pol/ enjoying happenings? This isn't reddit.

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>>139316494
It was nice knowing you anon.

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>>139316550
Well there is lots of it.

>>139316599
how is this related to hhg

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to our army of singing keks at anons house in texas

>>139316544
0.85 of a door is equal to 3/28 of a lawn, dumbass

https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1/status/902044430542270464
Addicks Reservoir pool is rising at .85 of a door per hour

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>>139316526
>Releasing tons of water into the bayou won't raise the bayou's water level

>>139316624
How strong can the cult of Yahweh be when they are dying to water lmao?

>>139316526
They're killing a few cattle to save the herd. You're fucked.

>>139316526
Add +1 to the kill count, please.

>>139316672
>This isn't reddit.
then why are you here

>>139316667

lmao

only houston anons will get this

Fuck this suck fellas. I just went to check on family and came back to find my home was looted. Literally nothing left. TV, computer, grandmas oxygen tanks, my dog, everything is gone.

>>139316473

i would pay top dollar for this

>>139316558
where are you at bro?

Woodlands fag here

>>139316682
/ourshed/

>>139316526
I suggest you start begging for Neptune's mercy, anon.

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how are you monitoring harvey folks?
I use this site

>>139316512
Stay safe man. Tie yourself to something solid.

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>>139316526
goodbye anon

>>139316689
What is this in garden gnomes?
t. metric master race

I just have a question about the dams. Are these god dams?

>>139316681
It's not, its just a post i liked in the duplicate thread that got deleted. felt like it was worth a read.

>>139316558
Good luck m8 dealing with flooding while tripping balls sounds terrible

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>>139316525
>implying hurricanes haven't been hitting houston from hundreds of years.

Get the fuck out you fucking leaf

>>139316655
>>139316626
>>139316556
I live on a hill so if the dirt levy breaks my house will wash away

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>/pol/ will have less shitposters after this is over and they have all drowned

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>>139316718
>they took your dog
Niggers deserve no mercy.

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For love, this word you use so often, yet know not the meaning of, we say to you, look within that hidden place within your mind where the light glows brightly. Yet there is a quiet place there, as though standing by a hidden brook of knowledge. Look deep within, and there within yourself you shall find the ending of the rainbow, for there within yourself shall be the temple of God.

>>139316718
Sucks man, hopefully some looters will get gunned down tonight as reparations.

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>>139316512
Same anon on phone I can fucking hear the tornado getting louder and louder

>>139316778

kekked

>>139316778

na just hoover

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The best part of the superdome rapes were the hard leftiefts justifyin them later
>hurrdurr they thought they were going to die
>they just wanted a little fun before the end you stupid racist.
^they actully said this. "Sexual emegercy" tier defence

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hahahahahahaha theyre opening the dams but they're not draining as fast as they're filling up

they're already talking about catastrophic dam failure on KHOU

fucking amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

>>139316494

Yes youre fine, stay put richfag

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Still comfy here in my part of Houston. I brought in a couple kitties off the street , I am their protectorate. Stay safe fellow Houstanons and Texanons. The sun will rise.

>>139316718
These animals have fucked us. The trillions wasted on niggers so they can become even more parasitical, as our infrastructure collapses, this is the fruits of it.

>>139316558
Drown junkie, drown. Praise Poseidon!

>>139316756
how to take screenshot

>>139316693
> cult
> not knowing what makes an cult a cult

Dumb nigger detected

> you have to be weak to drown

Oh kiddies like you make me hard for September..

>>139316526
homes will be flooded for 2 months, google it.

>>139316707
Fuck, the flood levels of cruelty are rising.

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>>139316667
>>139316565
Guys cmon
i'm really worried here, give me a serious answer. I think the located to the North and West of me outside the inner loop around Cyprus, but I can't be sure

>>139316792
Climate change easily made this one far worse than it should've been

enjoy when the dam breaks

>>139316865
Nice redditspacing, nigger. Are you going to drown too? Are you afraid of water? Don't know how to swim? LMAO

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>>139316494
You will be no worse off than you were.
It is the dams for Addicks and Barker reservoir s which are way West.

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>>139316718
>grandmas oxygen tanks
We Wuz Scuba

Brandi Smith is a qt

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>>139316819
Get out and take photos, don't be a faggot

>>139316756
>Alabama
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

nogs from katrina move to houston. still dont check the levys. these people can not learn.

>>139316843
>brought a bunch of kitties in during a flood
surely this will end well

>>139316711
Why are you here if you don't enjoy happenings you fucking redditor?

>>139316902
prove it faggit

>>139316718
fuck I hope this is a larp. thats fucked. fuck niggers.

>>139316718
What? Seriously? Post pics. No bantz.

>>139316526
Anon whatever you do don't go to the attic. You can go onto the roof but not in the attic.

>Houston’s mayor, Sylvester Turner, has defended his decision not to evacuate the flood-prone city, saying he had “no regrets”. No one knew where the hurricane would go, so it was impossible to send people away from danger, Turner said.

>>139316902

fuck you chink lol

>>139316843
post kitters

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>>139316244

STAHP IT!

There are two frogs outside my home, creeking back and forth to each other. My house almost got flooded yesterday. The frogs are watching over this house.

>>139316857
lol

>>139317018
Bastard needs to be facing negligent homicide charges for everybody who dies during this shitshow.

>>139316904
what is with the name of that webm lad

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>>139317018
>No one knew where the hurricane would go
I can't tell if this guy is a retard or a master shitposter.

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>The 300 mile long red band coming from harvey and currently getting THICC across the gulf of mexico

>>139316244
why..

>>139317018
um maybe not near the coast. fuck the stupid is strong.

>>139317078
I saved a frog yesterday.
We're gonna be okay fellow texas anon

>>139316906
> he has spent so much time on reddit he knows how they format text

> He worships a conquered culture that promoted homosexuality and condoned pedophilia and human sacrifice

Really got my noggin a joggin

> LMAO
>>>/facebook/

>>139317093
There's some gif/WebM making website that auto-generates names like that for the files it churns out.

>>139316989
source: U.S. National Center for Atmospheric Research

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Houston niggers still aren't all dead

>>139317093
Gifycat give random filenames

>>139316244
the hurricane will be dead in 9 days tho

>>139316756
where's the gay porn with hats tab?

> post yfw one of the most disgusting cities in the US is under water

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>>139317024

This is Action Jackson, I posted him in another thread yesterday. He has no top lip because of an infection. He is /maximumcomfy/. I will post pic of the other kitty shortly.

>>139317157
oh good footage tho

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>>139316681
Don't loot like a nigger

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>>139317137
Who are you quoting? Why are you redditspacing? Why haven't you drowned yet?

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>>139317078
someone threw the frog stone into houstons wishing well.

>>139317146
lel

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>>139316917
They finally released the barker info?

Well if not, or if anybody still doesn't know, sunday, a tornado hit the levy, and caused severe damage. It will not hold

Get out while you can. Massive flooding incoming Tuesday

>>139316899
Just do what Kaban would do, not be a faggot.

>>139317018
He'd probably encouraging the looting too.

Also captcha,
>Guitars?

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>>139316843
I saw a cat without a collar while I was out assessing the roads this morning. It wouldn't let me get close to it and I don't really have the facilities to care for it anyway, but I can't imagine it's very safe right now.

Street water in Midtown has almost entirely drained for now.
Just walked a few blocks in each direction from me.

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>>139317078
Praise Kek.

Med Center here, is it over? The rain and wind has stopped and the quiet night is only interrupted by the croaking of frogs.

OP here. Someone please make a new thread when we hit 300 replies I gotta go for a bit. Just copy paste the OP and add a different image.

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>>139316672
I'll see to your doom

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>>139316244

>>139317155
the bodies are under like 9 feet of flooding water

>>139317169
Glad to see he is still safe

>>139317018
Did the mayor stay in the city? Maybe he told people not to evacuate so he wouldn't have to deal with traffic

>>139317078
praise them

>>139316682
Based shed told Harvey to fuck off to Houston

>>139316512
>>139316819
Back on my computer not kidding around Groves and Port Neches areas duck and cover.

beltway 8 aldean westfield > help needed was on khou 11

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>>139316838
That's just news memes. They do this every time.
>Houston about to wash away into the sea forever!!! Stay tuned to ABCnews!
Nothing will happen, Katrina levees were made for a cat 3 and got hit by a cat 5 and were below sea level and still only 1,800 deaths, over half of which were senior citizens. In a city of millions. This isn't even a cat 1, not below sea level, etc

>>139317222
Cat's love water. It'll be okay.

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High and dry in Cypress. All major highways are flooded the wife and I are going to be here for a while.

>>139316834

Niggers ruin everything.

Disasters are a time when people show how much they care about the community; Nogs show that they don't give a fuck about it.

>>139317262
Heard. I will bake the next thread

>>139316785
well i read it

>>139317195
Only thing I am drowning in is your fascination for bestiality and worship of being ducked by your Jewish masters.

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>1 hour before dams are opened
>khou crews are still on the streets showing tons of people in 2nd story homes flashing SOS lights

People are going to die in a few hours. RIP katy anons. If you haven't gotten out now it's too late for any hope of rescue. Use alternative means of survival.

>>139317258
It's over for awhile. Things will drain. Everything will be OK.

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>>139316198

NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI

10:00 PM CENTRAL

/POL/ HAP CON 2

CATASTROPHIC AND LIFE THREATENING FLOODING WILL CONTINUE OVER SOUTHEAST TEXAS

DO NOT TRAVEL IS YOU ARE SAFE IN PLACE

FLOOD THREAT EXTENDS FROM CENTRAL TEXAS TO LOUISIANA.

STORM IS TRAVELING SOUTH SOUTHEAST AT 1 MPH WITH SUSTAINED WINDS AT 30 MPH.

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>>139316198

I WAS SILENT BANNED BY THE MODS FOR 11 MINUTES....

OK BACK....THEY OPENED THE FLOOD GATES OF THE DAM!

IT's BEGUN!

>>139317258
It hasn't even begun, see >>139316567

you fags are going to get 2 feet of rain a day for a week

>>139316672
getting all confused now, you need to go to bed before your mom catches

DAMNS BEING RELEASED RIGHT NOW

Will there be sharks?

>>139317155
Soon anon, soon

>>139317297
Will do, thank thee based frogs

>>139317350
The only thing I'm fascinated by is dead bloated Houston niggers floating in shit water.

>>139317365
They already released them dude.

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>>139317322
Katrina was a Cat 3

>>139317161
Not even in the top 5 most disgusting cities in the USA. Philadelphia, Anywhere in New Jersey, Chicago, Detroit, and desu Los Angeles are all more disgusting than Houston.

Houston is just overwhelmingly boring with not that many sights.

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>>139317258
Oh hell no, it's just starting!

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>>139317137
>still doesn't understand what plebbitspacing is

>>139317322
>>139317322
Jesus anon your post is sweet music to my ears, I am absolutely terrified.

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>>139316198


THEY HAVE BEGUN TO OPEN THE FLOOD GATES TO THE LEVEE!

TEXAS BROS, PREPARE!

https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1/status/902038421576843264

>>139317346
K

I just know a person obsessed with ethnic politics to the point where he just cant be a stable fucking person.

Who's got street cam footage of where they're releasing the bayous?

>>139317420
They're early. The bloodlust is just too strong

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reservoirs now being released

>>139317446
Funny way to spell hebrew cock up your anus, jew worshiper

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>>139316244
not if i have anything to say about it

>>139316250
nj anon here, i'm on my way

Anyone from 1488 (Yeah buddy) and 2978?

>>139317326
You should make love to her one last time before the murky depths swallow you both.

>>139317469
> still concerns himself with reddit

>>139317365
KHOU news team is so boring

>>139317506
They were at critical they had to release them

>>139317272
>post about le day of the rake constantly
>surprised when canadians laugh when you get BTFO

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>>139316917
Fuck that's right near where my cousin lives

>>139317537
see>>139316391

Are you retarded, Ezekial?

Jeff on local Fox channel LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3g2hBJjZ5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3g2hBJjZ5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3g2hBJjZ5c

Let me know if there are any good streams.
Keep me posted.

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>>139317469
no stop trying to infultrate. lurk and learn

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How many will be ripped by the dam release?

any beaumont anons here. did we dodge the bullet with the flooding? im surprise most of the city is holding up well, just the underpass are flooded it seems

>>139317574
Who are you quoting? Why haven't you died yet, nigger?

THE WATER ROSE 6 INCHES IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES FUUUUUCK

>>139317565
Kingwood bro?

I haven't kept up on this storm. How bad is it on a scale from 1 to Katrina?

>>139317459

Harvey was a Cat 4 with defined eye wall several hours after landfall. Katrina will barely hold a candle to this one.

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>>139317554
>ob1
>failed texas
im sorry youre gonna get btfo houston

>>139317207
You steal frogs from my yard anon?

>>139317610
Based Jeff

>>139317603
That's right keep crying Muhammad, suck and guzzle that horse seaman

>>139316920
dam, they learnt swim.
just call it 'underwater looting' they over it like a fish in wet.

>>139317610
>WALL OF DESTRUCTION

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what does it mean?

>>139317670
In between the Woodlands and Magnolia.

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>>139317024
>>139317169

This is Horatio. He was stuck outside all last night so he is plenty comfy being stuck in the crate.

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>>139317506
>>139317536

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Last warning to anyone in Jefferson county specifically Port Neches Groves and Port Arthur. A very real tornado is down I was 100% sure it was down somewhere near groves I can hear it from the center of my fucking house.

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>Late at night, start telling people you'll open the dams at 2
>Most people won't even know and will be innundated in their sleep
>For the people who are paying attention, actually open the dams at 1, catching them off guard while they're still preparing
MAXIMUM CASUALTIES

>>139317674
worse than Katrina

>>139316559
This is fake right?

Rip in riptide

>>139317670
Kingwood bro here
keep meaning to go outside and smoke what I have left but the rain never stops

>>139317660
And they opened the dams!

>>139317627
Thousands, maybe more.

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>>139317660
sauce or fake

>>139317761
Damn. That's pretty fucking bad.

>>139317719
The rock will stand on San Francisco's seven hills next Happening.

>>139317674

Its worse. Katrina killed a ton of people because New Orleans did not evacuate the lower 9th ward and maintain its levees.

Katrina also came ashore as a category 3 storm and was gone within 8 hours.

Harvey came ashore as a category 4, and is going to remain in place for 5 days at a minimum.

>>139317721
Thanks for saving the cats bro if i was anywhere near id be doing the same on my raft id hug you IRL no homo ofc

>>139316198
Anybody actually in Houston?

Is it completely silent when you look outside your window at night or can you still hear the sound of insects?

>>139316250
Mommy mommy anon want milky!

>>139317765
Yes. It was posted during the Tax week floods in 2015 and was fake even back then.

>>139317754
The degenerates are being purged. Praise Poseidon!

>>139317765

When my city flooded in 2011 there were bullsharks swimming around.

>>139317660
where?

>>139317627
VITAL LINE OF DEFENSE: Addicks and Barker were built to protect the heart of the city by controlling the flow of water along Buffalo Bayou. Things haven't gone as planned. What's at stake is the safety of the nation's fourth-largest city. If the dams failed, half of Houston would be underwater. Under the worst scenario at Addicks, property damages could reach $22.7 billion and 6,928 people could die.

if they fail, the city is fucked

http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harvey-flooding-forces-release-from-Addicks-and-12035928.php

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>>139317078
i'm in conroe and there's four of them REEEEEEEE-ing at eachother across 2 houses. it's driving me crazy but i appreciate kek's good will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139317653
So many delicious (you)'s from the goat fucking jew worshiped, why haven't you spread your cheeks for your master Goldburg? Don't you want your daily dose of semtic-sperm? You love it when its presented as big stronk Romans.

JEFF IS ON FOX 26 HOUSTON LIVE!!!!!

>>139317765
no shit

>>139317754
Rat bastards

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computer moving anon from earlier
I have 5 inches in my house
good news is that my pool has now extended to encompass my entire back yard and porch as well as the first story of my house
the bad news is I really dont know how bad it will get as they are now opening the flood gates
anyone have eyes pls halp

>>139317835
All I hear is frogs...at least they are having a good time

>>139317817

Not many dead, but property damage will be of unheard of amounts.

>>139317649
No dams open north of us yet. No real death of the hurricane because they are saying that it will go back out into open water soon. So its too early to tell anon.

>>139317779
im down to my last 3 beers anon...

If anything is open tomorrow, ill buy you a 6 pack of your choice

Based Jeff

>>139317835
the frogs are relentlessly loud.

>>139317872
They already have failed, they are releasing water desperately but its not working and the water level is still rising.

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>>139317880
Houston niggers drown tonight. Their lungs fill with water and they die painful deaths.

>>139316804
what happened in Canada and Australia?

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>>139317459

Katrina was a glass cannon that attacked a glass house.

>>139317825
the entirety of Houston was told by the mayor not to evacuate

>>139317835
i'm in south east houston. i hear a few frogs talking to eachother outside right now. really fucking annoying, but i guess that's the price you pay for the protection of kek.

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>>139317754
They already oppened the dam?

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>>139317734

WATER LEVELS RISING FAST!

THEY JUST OPENED IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>dude says OH SHIT HERE IT COMES live on air
>jeff is acting insane
this is great

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>>139317681
anon PRAISE kek is protecting you.

>>139317940
As Jewish seaman fills up your lungs.

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>>139317835
I only hear rain, anon.

>>139317872
>Addicks and Barker were built to protect the heart of the city by controlling the flow of water along Buffalo Bayou.
Let it flow. Drown the spics and niggers.

>>139317918
sounds rike a pran
>>139317884
This guy is pretty cool
telling the weather guy how to do his job

>>139317975
Not only that but they are intentionally releasing water nearby to flood Houston.

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>>139317825
This, it gets so bad, because it will hover over area 24/7 RAINING all the time.

Next thread: Addicks reservoir edition.

aka flood edition.

>>139317911
I see, I thought something was wrong with my speakers since I watched some livestreams of people driving around with their boat at night and I thought I could hear crickets.

>>139317828
This.

Live: HURRICANE HARVEY SLAMS TEXAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
Fox News Live - Hurricane Harvey Live updates
Fox News Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rpcKfGVK0M
Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ
Live Coverage: Tracking Hurricane Harvey Historic Flooding /Water Rescues Live Coverage 24/7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO3vMuydsPI
LIVE: update on Catastrophic Flooding in Houston, Texas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFydN3Bcf4
Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live - Hurricane Harvey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3g2hBJjZ5c
LIVE Harvey Floods soak Houston and Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XEeBXATA-M
Flooding in Texas | Hurricane Harvey | Live coverage on Mikk Media News Network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD7_GOwFWkc
NWS: HARVEY- is Unprecedented & all Impacts are Unknown & beyond anything experienced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF5FrfPGKZE
Hurricane Harvey - Richmond, Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S44INxRJLlI

Houston's death toll is about to go astronomical
>Reservoir release
Praise Odin, I live north of I-10

>>139317734
I'm in Orange. It ain't this way, is it?

Damn Jeff slow down. Mother fucker talks so fast

>JEFF ON FOX 26 HOUSTON LIVE!!!!

>>139317823
>the gay area
sounds like some civil war escalation shit

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>>139317985
>>139317988
they opened both dams according to the guardian
the other dam wasn't meant to open until 24 hours from now
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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>>139317935
Not frogs...

>>139317835

>Houston
>open windows

No fucking chance bud. Even if the power goes out I'm not letting all those fucking bugs in.

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>>139317839
fresh milk?

>the blue shed

whats the eta on the dam opening?

>>139317996
>jeff is acting insane
Is Jeff streaming? His Periscope doesn't seem to have anything new.

>>139318016
they are forced to. if the dam breaks, multiple will break, and houston will be five times as fucked.

>>139318010
My new hero. Based Jeff and the blue shed.

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>>139317914
fuck...man this is sad. going to try and stay up in case.

>>139318088
Will this affect harris?

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>>139318088


LOOK AT HOW FAST THE WATER IS RISING IN THE NIGGER LIVE STREAM!

HOLY SHIT!

>>139317721
nice, does he not get along with the others, or scared he will run all over the place, rip stuff and piss?

>>139318136
he's on the news anon
fox 26

In all seriousness, where is the President on this?

>>139318136
On local Fox station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3g2hBJjZ5c

>>139317674
Katrina doesnt have shit on this
Nobody can get in or out of houston now except by boat or aircraft

FUCKING FROGS

>>139316714

or anyone who's looked at a map of the houston area recently

>>139317975
Understandably so. When Rita happened after katrina, more people died on the roads alone than the hurricane itself because everyone was stuck for 15-20 hours trying to leave the city in 100+ degree heat. You can't ask 6.5 million people to just evacuate immediately.

>>139317089
I kinda understand why he did this, Houston is a big ass City and with the amount of time people had to leave or set up it was probably best to stay inorder for the traffic not to be fucked and be stranded.

>>139318181
It isn't the president's fucking business.

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>>139317911
>>139317935
>frogs

>>139316198
NEW THREAD
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>>139318131
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>>139318131

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>>139318131
NEW THREAD
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>>139318131

>>139318138
The damn is overflowing at the moment even with the release...

Either way,

T-Minus 12hours till it hits houston

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>>139318088
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
WITNESSED

>>139318181
Causing it
FUCKGIHFNR imPEACH

>>139317765
happens in florida just like everything else

>>139318172
WHAT STREAM?

>>139317873
It's rather relaxing. It's not something I usually hear while trying to sleep, but it's not bad. I can now distinctly hear not only the frogs making a deep long croaking, but toads squeaking as well.

>>139318016

That's not on him at this point. The Army Corps of Engineers will preserve the integrity of the dams at all costs and only President Trump can order them to stop. Which he won't.