/HFG/ HARVEY HOUSTON FLOOD GENERAL - TIME FOR A NEW OP EDITION

>>139313706
>OP HERE
This will be my last OP
Need a new bread baker
Threads are moving fast
Get ready for the bump limit
Someone call it to avoid a split

>>139312913 #
New orlions was below sea level, so the dike breaking fucked them, that's not Houston.
Also new orlion was full of diversity, which was where the real problems begain. Those people rely on the government to take care of them from birth and would starve to death within a week if the government $checks and services stopped (lol, you think they have a water storage kit? You think they plan for more than 2 days ahead? Ha). So of course two days after government services stopped the city turned into African war zone. New orlions especially, the white people lived in nicer areas and evacuated, while the others don't and didn't.

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You stupid American faggots deserve this for denying climate change.

You reap what you sow. It's too late to stop it now, you should've listened.

ENJOY

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NONE OF YOU REALLY KNOW HOW BAD THIS IS REALLY GOING TO GET

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REPORT YOUR STATUS TEXAS BROS

Give me the fucken raw link, I can't find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

If you live in a floodzone I very much enjoy watching your property be destroyed and your worthless lives being snuffed out.

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>yfw drumpf actually did everything he could do on the federal level but a nigger mayor doomed his constituents

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>>139313866
>A

whos gonna be bread baker?

>>139313764

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Life is suffering

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>>139313866

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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As I keep watching the streams of people in houston I realize this is no longer comfy.

Say it with me, /pol/:

WE

I haven't checked in here since after noon, can someone give me a quick run down on what's new?

Things are dying down in Houston. Looks like Houston is done with Harvey.

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TEXAS BOAT FU!!!!!!!

what does she look like?
>pic related

>>139313870
explain please to an aus brah who knows nothing about what's going on over there

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>city literally underwater
>fags will risk drowning just to bust a nut

kek

>>139313982

WUZ

>>139313982
WAZ

>>139313921
honestly for the better, that's what they get for electing a nigger mayor

>>139313984

shit's all wet

>>139313862
Alot of the niggers relocated to Houston after Katrina ironically enough

>>139313921

trump hasnt done shit since he got elected, open your eyes

>>139313981
It stopped being comfy for me when I was watching the local news and they were talking about releasing the dams

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>live in area code 956 of texas, thought storm was coming for us.
>mfw it goes north and we dont get a single drop of rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqLa-hLqcnQ&t=4s

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>>139313981
nah, it's pretty damn comfy

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>>139314007
Reposting by request:

THE STORM CENTER IS MOVING TO THE SOUTH AND EAST AND AND WILL RETURN TO THE WATERS WHERE IT WILL GAIN ENERGY AND MOISTURE
IT'S NEARLY OVER WATER AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

If only you knew how bad it really was

>>139313981
They will start dying again soon. Comfy is coming.

what are the odds trump will deploy planes to drop boxes of food and shit

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>>139313936

>Fucking

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(spreading the message one more time)

ATTENTION TO KEK'S FAITHFUL IN THE HOUSTON AREA

Water drips from the belly of the dragon- chaos to wash over this city that the dark god has brought his judgement upon. But if you hold your faith, Kek's chaos may just turn to your favor.

I knocked this together a while ago. A sign to accept Kek's inundation and protect those who are brothers in Shadilay.

Can we get some /happening/ tier pictures and webms up in this thread?

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> water drained out of street

A...am I safe?

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>>139314093
NOW, LOOK AT ALL THE RAIN FALLING TO THE NORTH AND WEST OF HOUSTON RIGHT NOW.
MOST OF THAT RED AREA IS UPSTREAM OF HOUSTON.
THESE RAIN WATERS ARE HEADING TOWARDS HOUSTON FAST.
THE HOUSTON METRO AREA IS THE TERMINUS OF THIS DRAINAGE BASIN.

>>139314007
It's flooding so bad that they're choosing to kill a less amount of people by relieving a dam that will probably break from a week of heavy rain anyway. And Harvey might come back to fuck shit up for round 2.

BOAT GIRL IS A KEK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>139313281
Just set the house on fire before you shoot yourself, that would be pretty cool.

>>139314042
And not a single one took swimming lessons in the meantime I bet.

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ALL TEXANS REPORT IN. NO DALLAS OR PANHANDLERS, THANK YA KINDLY

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
>GUNS
>GRUB

>>139313993

Until round 2 tuesday night

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harvey-flooding-forces-release-from-Addicks-and-12035928.php
>>The corps plans to release water by 2 a.m. Monday at Addicks and 11 a.m. at Barker. Each will be set to release about 4,000 cubic feet of water per second, about double what they release during normal operations, and they will stay open for several weeks, Zetterstrom said. But even that release won't be enough to ease the dam because water flowing in from northern Harris County and Fort Bend is greater than the water released
>>Addicks and Barker were built to protect the heart of the city by controlling the flow of water along Buffalo Bayou. Things haven't gone as planned. What's at stake is the safety of the nation's fourth-largest city. If the dams failed, half of Houston would be underwater. Under the worst scenario at Addicks, property damages could reach $22.7 billion and 6,928 people could die.

Turner fucked up. This city is going to drown if this fails. Pray for my city bros.

>>139314071
You have to go back

>>139313993
Shiiiiiiet

Tell that to the weather outside

t. Houstonian

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>>139314134
NOW CONSIDER THAT THE TRACK FOR THE STORM CENTER IS VERY ROUGHLY AS DEPICTED.
THIS MEANS:

THIS STORM WILL STRENGTHEN OVER GULF WATERS BRIEFLY
IT WILL PICK UP A FUCK TON MORE MOISTURE FROM THE GULF
IT WILL THEN SLAM INTO HOUSTON AND DUMP IT'S LOAD FROM THE SOUTH
MEANWHILE THE FLOOD WATERS ARRIVE FROM THE NORTH

DOUBLE WHAMMY
RIP HOUSTON
F

>>139314019
Houston is the most pozzed city in America next to SF

You deserved this. God hates fags.

>>139314118
kill yourself

>>139314065
It used to be fun, now i'm just watching the stream knowing that this girl's efforts are in vein due to the dam release in an hour or so...

Fuckfuckfuck

Decided to walk to heb because it is two blocks out of flooded area and literally just got robbed by black looters.

Called police and they said nothing they can do right now.

Wtf

I never should have bought into the i dont need a gun because police meme

Fml

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rip

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>>139314109
>LEAF

>>139314130
That means a tidal wave is coming

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>>139314109
>Leaf

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poll time
>poll time
poll time
>poll time

http://www.strawpoll.me/13805400

Some want a million deaths -- you people are sick.

>>139314190
RELAXED

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>Houston elev. 80'

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>>139314101
I can't feel that knowing I can't help my fellow texans.

>>139314032
Welcome, are you liking /pol/ so far?

>>139314135
i remember following the california dam happening a few months ago and it amounted to nothing, now i'm not saying this is the same situation but people tend to hype stuff like this.

on a scale of 1-10 (10 being hurricane katrina) how bad will it most likely get do you think?

>>139314065
Ditto. I was enjoying some nice comfy non-stop rain before, now I'm fuckin terrified that my house might just get fucked here in a little less than two hours.

>>139314103
people would say he's just trying to crush black people with the falling boxes.

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>>139313893
Montgomery
No lights
phone bout to die
hwat dam are y'all refering to can anybody provide link?

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Defend this shit

How long until niggers start shooting eachother?

>>139314186

Which stream?

>>139314190
>texan
>no gun
didn't know this was a thing

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>>139313921


>Not knowing that Trump is in on it

((MSM)) is not covering this, the Mayor told everyone not to evacuate, they are going to open the Flood Gates to the Levee soon, they are cutting the electrical power soon, Trump rescinded an executive order for assistance to Flood areas 10 days ago.....

>>139314149
Kingwood (Harris)
Comfy (finished GOT)
Dark and wet
Tons
5 beers remaining...

PLZ HALP

>>139314157
Tuesday? Almost all models have Harvey pushing off the to NNE and all almost all moisture is on the eastern side of the storm. Houston is looking good from here on out.

>>139314190
>I never should have bought into the i dont need a gun because police meme
how is that even a meme? what did they rob from you?

>>139314277
PRAISE

>>139314251
fag

>>139314192
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tell me I can't be the only one who sees it

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>>139314118

And one last look at the brave little Kekboat.

I encourage anons in Houston to make their own. Kek may just be dooming everyone to ruin indiscriminately, I don't know, but maybe he'll toss a bone to his faithful.

>Katrina ptsd
Real or meme psychology?

I'm watching my local news and the anchors are clearly fatigued kek

>>139314251
Fuck Houston.

lol u have to be a faggot to die from some water

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>>139313956
It's alright bro, most of us will make it alive hopefully

>>139314233
K KEEP ME POSTED WHEN IT HITS SIX GORRILLION

>>139314246
There were 10 of them.

Nothing I can do against that many

Fuck this sucks man

>>139314118
>>139314179
Might as well listen, what the hell do you have to lose now?
Also watch for frog visitors, they're a sign of protection over you.

>>139314272
>non-stop rain
that's the kicker
It just picked up AGAIN

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>>139314118
Frog magic is weak, you must go deeper

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Where da ants at?

I'm worries they drowned. :(

>>139314019
>apocalyptic flooding going on
>post an ad on craiglist looking for someone to fuck your wife

We've reaching levels of cuckoldry that should not be possible.

>>139314272
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i hope you lose everything

>>139314179

No can do, friendo

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IT COMES AGAIN

>>139314285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139314190
Fake news. Any sensible person would be carrying a gun in that wasteland.

>>139313956
>>139314331
All niggers drown tonight. Poseidon is cleansing the filth.

>>139314148

We might have gone too far. Don't even see any real reports of looting.

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Water is over the curb lads

>>139314260
It's already at 8 at this very moment and will likely exceed 10 by tomorrow. And this won't be over until Wednesday at the earliest

test

>>139314260
If the dam actually bursts or Harvey charges up and hits them again probably a 10.

>>139314260
11/10

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>>139314390

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There is no respite

>>139314167
It's literally controlled flooding vs uncontrolled flooding because we all know there's going to be more rain.

It could very well turn into the kill 1 person or kill 5 people train scenario or even kill 6 people with multitrack drifting.

>>139314423

If this happens to be true then god damn.... over 1800 people died in hurricane katrina

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>>139313706
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA

(((HUH!)))
Bad Goys, whatcha want
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
When the (((banks))) come for you
Tell me whatcha wanna do, Why hate the jews?

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

When you were eight and you had Goy traits
You go to (((school))) and learn the Holocaust was true
So why aren't you acting like a Goyled fool?
If you get hot, you must get (((cool)))

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((we))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
What you gonna do when (((we))) come for you?

You 'pill it on that one, ya 'pill it on this one
You 'pill it on ya mother and ya 'pill it on ya father
You 'pill it on ya brother and ya 'pill it on ya sister
And you 'pill it on that one and ya 'pill it on me!

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

(((Goldberg))) naw give you no break
(((Rothschild))) naw give you no break
(((Soros))) naw give you no break
Not even you ((('Stien))) naw give you no break
Hey Hey!

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

>>139314284
You could start by shooting yourself, at least that would be one less nigger right there

What news source is everyone watching

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>>139314277
Good luck anon!

SIP it away!

>>139314301
My cash and debit cards and dl.

1,700 in cash. They are probably emptying my account too.

Fuck this feels bad man

>>139314321
Is that grass underwater?

>>139314430
Dam is offifically being released at 2am

>>139314485
CNN

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>>139314233
>Some want a million deaths -- you people are sick.

>EAS JUST ISSUED A TORNADO WARNING FOR MY AREA
NOT COMFY NOT COMFY NOT COMFY

>>139314485
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OdJroyXBkOxX

https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive

HOLY FUCK

THE STORM IS BEING FED BY THE OCEAN AND THE PART THATS ALREADY ON LAND IS GOING TO RECONNECT IN LESS THAN AN HOUR

APOCALYPSE NOW

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>>139314328
>>139314308
Spics and niggers can die but someone's gotta help other anons.

>>139314134
Most of that drains into the Brazos west of Houston.

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>>139314293
My senpai is posting this shit on FB and saw it was shareblue, thought it was BS. Is this true because I need a comeback on FB.

>>139314520

Yep.

>>139314299

Nope, youre wrong. You know how many bayous, dams, etc is in Houston? Houston has water draining from north into gulf, dams releasing from the west, and harvey is coming again tuesday night from the south. Check windy

SNAKES IN THE WATER ON STREAM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139314485
RSB

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>>139314501
reporting in

>>139314019
>who skate to porn
what

>>139314312
I see it anon

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>>139314282


The city is going to die.

THANKS?

we lost the game guys.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0

>>139314512
Don't worry, you are going to drown anyway.
>>139314552
Fuck anons. They deserve death more than the niggers and spics.

>>139314321
You're fucked.

>>139314149
Angelina county
Rainy all day, took me an extra 5 minutes.to get to work.
Comfy

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>>139314167
>tfw have to go to job at 8 est but want to stay up and watch some people i don't even know die in a place i've never been because of some fucking 80 year old crappy dams

>>139314565
t. Sylvester Turner

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>>139313706


THERE ARE SNAKES IN THE WATER!

TEXAS ANONS!

SNAKES IN THE WATER! DONT GO OUTSIDE AT NIGHT!

IF YOU GET BIT, YOU DIE!

>>139314390
>>139314192
>>139314170
Will God punish me for laughing at the punishment he is giving to Houston?

>>139314591
that's a good stream right now

>>139314260
Fewer deaths than Katrina, but floods affecting a much larger area.

Stream of happening;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139314260

Meh currently 6. Katrina didn't get real bad until the levee broke. We'll see where opening these dams goes but even if they fail at least people aren't below sea level.

>>139314680
and fire ants, sharks, alligators

>>139314680
DONT SWIM ON SNEK

>>139314682
Yahweh is not real. Poseidon cleanses the niggers.

>>139314569

It's true!

WHY WOULD TRUMP DO THIS? DOES HE REALLY HATE MEXICAN BROS IN TEXAS THIS MUCH???

This chick on the boat is a literal hero (as are all the others doing the same)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>Bad storm incoming
>About to put all the rescue boats IN DANGER
Better than most disaster movies desu

I fucking hate Houston with a passion but they don't deserve this.

>fire ants
>dindus
>doggos
>gators

what are the armadillos doing?

1hr 35 min till dam release

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>>139314479
You sound mad. Reddit newfag doesn't want people enjoying happenings

HAHAHA global warming deniers deserve this honestly, the irony is too rich

I can't wait until this becomes a katrina-tier happening, it's even got the nigger mayor. Is there going to be a superdome 2.0? Fucking hilarious.

>>139314399
Moved here from Austin two months ago.
Not like I knew it would flood here.

>>139314697
>>139314591
^ best stream of this whole thing. stop watching CNN.

>>139314071
when drumpf invents hurricanes to deport mexicans

>>139314635

That water is actually about two blocks away from my house.

The flood has to rise another seven feet to reach my property, and then another three to actually enter my house because pier and beam.

>>139314680
I remember when Ike came, there were huge spiders swimming on the water.

>>139314741
yeah they do

>>139314751
I'm fucking ready.

>>139314682
No, as long as you focus the ridicule at libshit politicians and not the actual human suffering and loss of life
I'd dead fucking serious

>>139314260
if a dam goes, multiple will go. if that happens, it will surpass katrina.

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>yfw it hooks further right and hits new orleans

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LEAVE TEXAS ALOOONE!!!!

>>139314771
Depending on location it will rise by about 10-15ft over the next 12 hours.

>Been following all these threads

Why didn't some of you fuckers not evacuate. You had warnings, you had time. Jesus christ

>>139314682
For a lot more than that. Just make sure your robes are painted in the blood of Christ.

>>139314601
Fags skating = Rolaids

>>139314741
Yes, they do. They deserve broken dams as well.

Trump needs to award these boat rescuers.

>>139314569
pretty sure dems were making it impossible to confirm appointments at agencies. cannot confirm FEMA or NOAA offhand

>>139314260
9.5/10 by the time it's done with

>>139314845
It isn't even that bad where I am

>>139314757
little child

How possible is it that the looting will extend to the harris county area? I want to know how many shells to keep in the tube once I get back

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>>139314813
does /pol/ have a preferred model of the future path?

>>139314796
I wish it was Toronto that was underwater right now

>>139314757
I know you're getting a kick out of getting (you)s, but when you're done can you put a bullet between your eyes? I mean, if you can get a gun in leafland I don't know the laws, it's all sort of irrelevant up there.

>>139314897
It's not scheduled to end for another 5 days.

>>139314845
Because they are retards that live in floodzones. They are literally niggers in some cases, not just dumb as niggers.

Let them all drown, praise Poseidon.

>>139314814

No, let the floodwaters cleanse.

Those who Kek deems worthy will emerge from this week intact by his favor.

>>139314694
>>139314763
Awful stream, doesn't even share the steam's link

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>>139314402
Poseidon is /ourguy/

TREASON! I'M PEACH! TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY!

>>139314293
>>139314569
This is for flood plans for federally managed lands, so national parks etc. It also seems like the order didn't do anything but create another office when such things were already being done. Also there is a FEMA director that Trump appointed, https://www.fema.gov/leadership , they are lying about that.

>>139314943
NatSoc

>>139314569

I mean shit doesn't just turn on and off like that. It would take some researching but I guarantee that order's staying wouldn't have changed a thing as the situation stands.

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>>139314845


THE MAYOR TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO EVACUATE!

THE NIGGER MAYOR MURDERED EVERYONE!

>>139314835

Hence the Kekboat

>>139314845
Mayor said not to.

Fuck off asshole.

>>139314949
>>139314918
>s-stop having fun enjoying the happening!!!
Fucking redditor newfags lmao

i hope you lose your house and drown

>Houston

And nothing of value was lost

>>139314591
BEWARE SNEK

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>>139314771
Dude, it will rise like 10feet (3 meters atleast), because its raining 24/7 and the hurricane IS NOT GOING AWAY, like in Katrina.

See 3 day cone. It wont go away.

Prepare to float, dude.

>>139314991
hes going through periscope streams, nog. got any better ones?

>>139315049
>>139315030
>Not maing your own judgement
>Trusting the government to do this

Better safe than sorry Goddamn

>>139314260
>>139314897
>compared to Katrina
missed that part
11+
>9.5/10 (10 is complete annihilation)

>>139314845
Americans have low IQ

>>139315049
> Listening to a dumbass nigger

You really have no one to blame but yourselves you know.

>>139314808
>laughing at the dead
I wouldn't do that. But the entire situation is somehow amusing. A city getting hit by a hurricane twice is something I would expect to see in a dumb disaster movie.

How much more flooding can be expected if the storm moves up the Mississippi?

>>139314999
czech'd

>>139313893
west houston
brb whole fucking senpai is funneling shit upstairs

>>139314845
>Leave the city
>niggers steal all your shit
no way jose

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>>139314978
Praise Ahti!

He will feast on the bodies.

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>>139313866
I will see to your end LEAF !!

>>139315080
He's doing fuck all. He needs to share what he's viewing rater than being a dirty aggregation stream shilling his channel

>>139315061
You are trying too hard now

>>139314970
Only about another 3 days, but I revised my number to 11

>>139315030
the mayor isnt god buddy

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Apparently theres a tornado loose in Jefferson county. If your in the lower area find a place to take over.

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>>139314943
green for pepe

>>139315171
Gonna be hard with all that water in your lungs.

genuine question. if blacks can't swim, how are they looting?

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i'm getting tired. i'm gonna miss the dam happening

>>139313866
You Earth/government worshiping faggots are so predictable. In the 70s it was all about the coming ice age. That didn't turn out, so all the sudden it's about global warming. That's turned out to be horseshit too, so now it's climate change. That way, no matter what happens, we need more regulation, taxes, and control or the sky's gonna land on our fucking heads. You niggers are transparent. Fuck right off, leaf. Again.

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>tfw you've been monitoring harvey since before it came off the yucatan

>>139313706
dear texans, i love you all.

>>139315073

I can always squat on the roof and take potshots at niggers with my Tokarev, if that is Kek's will.

>>139315185
I hope you drown too.

>>139315158
>flood insurance
>all your shit is reimbursed
>niggers drown trying to steal it
>win win

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Help my friends sister is alone and completely wet on the roof of her house due to her parents being away on vacation

If you see her please help her out she lives in the woodlands. Here's a pic to help identify her.

>>139315185
This is what you get for denying climate change, God destroys your f*g poz cities like Sodom and Gomorrah.

>>139314293
Wrong. Stop spreading shit.
Executive order rescinded was about increasing the flood plane definition so feds had more control over what activities and building can be done.
It was a power grab like EPA and BLManag. Giving FEMA more right over private property.
It was NOT about federal aid.

PEOPLE IN USA!
Are there NUKE facilities in Houston?

Will some NUKES go missing?

>>139315121
much flooding up through the Appalachian mountains as this thing moves forward
Mark my words

>>139315224
1hr 29 anon.

You can make it.

Happenings will be insane

>>139315245
bin that slavshit.

>>139315171
It's just some butthurt underage fag, trying too hard
>>139315061

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>>139315210
>tfw colorblind

>>139315259

>woodlands

>>139315230
>CLIMATE CHANGE ISNT REAL GLUBGLUBGLUB
(USER DROWNED SHORTLY AFTER THIS POST)

>>139315259
Tell her I'll be there in 4 hours

>>139314928
Bump

>>139315283
>>139315283
theyre dispersed in trucks and they head straight to finland m8.

>>139315209
EAS made me nearly shit my pants while I was comfy in bed

>>139315210
>all those lines
>people actually get paid to be weather "forecasters"

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Shits hitting the fan here, all I have are a few electronics, meager food rations and drugs. I might just say fuck it and eat all these

>>139315121
>I wouldn't do that.
Why wouldn't you laugh at dead morons?

>>139315283
We're not Russia for fuck's sake. No nukes are going to go missing.

>>139315321
the broken are the more evolved

>>139315178
as I said hes scrolling through periscope streams. so go check it out yourself if you want to you fucking imbecile.

>>139315245
Prepare to float anyways. Hey, i dont know if you USA have plastic bags (kidding) but you can make floaters from bags in the last minute.

2 bags between 2x armpits is a kinda lifejacket.

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>>139315256
>implying the flood insurance companies will still be solvent after this

>>139315283
>Will some NUKES go missing?
AY! WHITEY! We got yo nukes n sheeeeeeit

>>139315210
are these all the models different weather stations are spitting out?

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>>139315237

Thank you friend

>>139315259
>in the woodlands
Gotta be more specific than that
If I'm being brutally honest though, RIP

>>139315321
The green paths are the most spiraled.

>>139315335
>12 posts by this desperate, earth-worshiping faggot

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>>139315321
This is the green one

>>139315210
Lol at CEM2
>fug i forgot to hit nola

>>139315321
What does green look like to you?

>>139315297

You can pry my slavshit from my cold, wet, dead hands and bin it yourself

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>>139315351
Theres an actual tornado not even watch anymore.

RESERVOIR RELEASES HAVE BEGUN!!!!!!!!

>>139315417
You deserve everything you get, faggot.

>>139315444
fugg

>>139315388
I've been for the last half hour and can't find shit. The girl mentioned that she has 3000 current views? Even going off that I still can't locate it.

Get fucked shill enabler

>>139315440

HE CANT SEE GREEN NIGGER

>>139315417
kek, what a fucking autistic cunt

"Aint no snakes, they gotta sleep at night"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

Sitting in the middle of a tornado lads. Wish me luck

>>139315345
>>139315383

So theres not going to be any Nkorean falseflag attacks with US nukes that went missing while Harvey?

That would be really good excuse to attack Norks.

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>>139315444

>>139315461
You're a cunt fellow Dixie anon, I'm not taking chances with this shit.

>>139315392

I could also, you know, use my lifejacket.

>>139315408
I thought the woodlands was barely flooded? How's Pearland looking?

>>139315444
Please no more

>>139315464
SOURCE, NEED NEWS SOURCE.

>>139315444
WHAT
HAVE
YOU
DONE

During hurricane Sandy, trump used the natural disaster to raise his profile in harassing Obama Trump never donated any money btw

https://twitter.com/SuperSpacedad/status/902005397069873153

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/263281113416486912

>>139315259
she's gonna get raped

>>139315494
Say hello to Dorothy when she flies by.

>>139315444
It will happen

>>139315440
Holy fuck you're dumb

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>>139315461
Guess I'll die in bed then

>>139315468
Why so mad? little child

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>>139313893
Impending doom

In a hour or 2 shit is gonna hit the fan and by tomorrow I will either be right at the water line or under it with my dogs

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>>139314277
>he got digits again

>>139315444
OVER

>>139315491
>"Aint no snakes, they gotta sleep at night"

Yep

They move and hunt when it's warm. They hide when it's cold.

>>139314733
Not "protections" for people.
It was "protection of flood zone" so feds can have it.
This bullshit is fakenews.

>>139315378
Eat it all and nigger hunting.

>>139315524
Just heard it on here
http://www.khou.com/weather/houston-weather-forecast/62951506

>>139315259
>>139315461

Big Ol' Titties

>>139315524

https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1/status/902038421576843264

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COE Releases on Addicks and Barker Reservoirs has started

Any word about the Houston Zoo?

>>139315569
Evacuate now you dumb anon, save yourself

>>139314928
>>139315342
There's already looting in Houston.

Keep both barrels loaded, or a few in the magazine if you have a cuck shotgun.

>>139315444
cut it out anon

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>>139315259
W-WOAH.... on my way anon

>>139315383
Look up Broken Arrow incidents.

>>139315484
>>139315564
Are you trying to claim that colorblindness works in the way of you actually not being able to see it rather than it showing up as something else such as grey?

>>139315461
Fuck you

>>139315512
>Pearland
not the worst, but it's going to be bad

>>139315464
Source??

>>139315507
You dont have one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE OPENING THE DAMS

DAM RELEASES HAS STARTED

>>139315468
Climates don't change you fucking retard. They're stable, that's why they're called climates

>>139315679
Poseidon's wrath cleanses the streets soon.

>>139315568
I'm not mad, I'm laughing at every minute of this

>>139315617
oh shit here we go

NEW THREAD WHERE? ALSO LINK TO DAM?

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>>139313706
I hope the water is electrocuted and then catches on fire so people drown, burn and electrocute at the same time. Fucking love big late night happenings. Dead nigger figures when???

New bread?

>>139315365
The radar does all the work

>>139315378

Those are some tiny-ass cubensis, how the hell did you get them so consistently small and covering the cake?

>>139315618
Saw a thing about it earlier, they moved all the animals way ahead of time

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KEK PLEASE KEEP ME SAFE THANK YOU

>>139315495

ICBMs are away from cities.

Air bases (where nuke missiles and bombs are stored) tend to be on higher land

>>139315703
t. brainlet

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>>139315444
HOLY SHIT

>>139315760
He will, don't worry. Or he takes you away safely and makes you one of the KeK.

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>>139315444

>>139315679
SOMEONE POST A STREAM